Are knives still deadly?

>>33231790
Does the pope shit in the obvious thread?

Sadly no. Stabbed my wife six times last night and the bitch wont die.

>>33231790
Are people still made of meat?

>>33231790
Have you tried stabbing yourself to find out?
I suggest stabbing yourself to find out.

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>>33231847
>be anon
>try to be edgy and funny
>posts about how he couldn't kill his wife stabbing her six times
>ended up looking like a faggot
Just a normal /k/ anon

>>33231790

No, they were nerfed in the last patch

>>33232505
I laughed, faggot. It doesn't have to be a post with 50 replies and screenshotted for r/4chan to be funny

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>>33231852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

>>33231790
nah they haven't been able to pierce human skin in decades

>>33232505
haha wow anon your pretty cool

>>33231790

No, humans have adapted to melee combat over the last 5000 years and evolved a stronger skin.

Try it. Stab yourself into the leg.

>>33231790
Just stabbed self. Can confirm knives are still deadly.

>>33231790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQz_lEWg9E&index=2&list=FLVUjqtbfsPYQUND0Jk3BR3w

>>33232505
are you new here, pal?

>>33232505
wow you're so cool
how do you do it?

>>33231790
Not if you haven't learned how to throw them properly.

>>33232505
>be anon
>be a faggot

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>>33232868
>history channel

>>33231790
Are rocks still hard?

>>33234487

Don't ask rhetorical questions. Answer the question.

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>>33232505

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>>33234849
That font is cancer.

>>33231790
Only if you don't have the skin 2.0 update.

You do have the skin 2.0 update, don't you?

>>33232505
Anon, the knife is his dick.

>>33235850
>he only lasted 6 pumps

>>33232837

You don't sound very dead to me.

>>33236686
maybe his wife is smoking hot

>>33232580
That roast looks fuckin deadly I'd take slice

Only to weak betas. Strong alpha males are unaffected by conventional small arms.

>>33231790
I'm beyond mere metals

>>33233389
>Ready for the Coconut test?

>>33232580
Thought it was a penis fron the thumbnail

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>>33232505
gb2reddit

>>33231790
Stab yourself and tell me.

>>33231790
No, they have been non-lethal since 1987.

>>33234607
Ask stupid questions and you get stupid answers.

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>>33231790

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>>33231790
Only top quality knives, like the Chris Reeve sebenza.

Sheriff Kent Winstead told reporters that the teen walked out of the house as a deputy arrived holding his mother’s head in one hand and what appeared to be a large butcher knife in the other.

Read more here: http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article136802293.html#storylink=cpy

http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article136802293.html#storylink=cpy

>>33231790

You have to build up an immunity, I started out stabbing myself just once a day for a few weeks. Then quickly moved up to 3 and 4 times a day. After 8 months of this I'm up to 45 times a day.

May as well start building up your immunities today anon.

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Knifes are still a very real threat watch how quick someone can get into action with a knife.
this is a police training video from the 80's it was a time when police tactics changed a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYwd0Wus5Ik

>>33231790
>Are knives still deadly?
www.liveleak.com/view?i=26d_1395511380

>>33231852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VzWitgeU4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxqGuZWyH0

>>33232505
>Being a kike