Deer hunters of /k/, why do deer seem to have no fear of moving

Cars are something completely outside their realm of experience, it may as well be a ufo to them. They don't have any instinctual answer to cars. Squirrels breed faster and are more affected by them as a selection pressure, so they are getting better at crossing streets.

>>33229264
I'd imagine they are used to cars passing by....faggot

Where a hunter is triggering a natural predator response

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>>33229264
Deer are just giant lobotomized rats with hooves and antlers.
2/10 animals...just because some of them are tasty.

>>33229264
The weird thing is they don't move away from a passing car into the tree line but right into it's path, why?

>>33229264
Are you serious? Squirrels get hit by cars all the time. Often times they will get hot because they can't make up their mind about which way to go.

>>33229433
Because theyre fucking retarded.
I had 1 run into my car at a stop sign full fucking force I was at a dead stop not moving fucking around with something in the car and that fucker destroyed my front right quarter panel and lights with its stupid face.

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Stupid liberal < stupid deer

Deer taste better

Deer have shitty eyesight.

>>33229501
It was a white mercury grand marquis at night with lights all over.
Cant be that fucking bad.

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>>33229433
Because the revolution is at hand!!!

A world so fine that the animals understand
Turtles and Kangaroos go hand in hand!
Fish will jump out of their bowls
Moles will crawl out of their holes

>>33229264
At night the headlights literally overload their brains, but during the day they're probably just bad at judging oncoming speed.

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Have yet to strike wildlife since installation. Not a squirrel, or bird. The deer will still get close if they are headed toward your collision point... but 100% run away if not already moving to the collision point.

They still want to beat you otherwise.

They'll spook from the hypersonic noise hundreds of yards away though.

It is almost better to drive at them while braking hard.

>>33229455
Do you mean they'll get hit?

>>33229264
Their flight response is useful against wolves, coyotes, and whatever. They leap around randomly in trying to evade them. Yet, obviously, that doesn't help with something traveling straight. Essentially, they are stupid. Give it a large period of time of this event being of relevance to their survival, and maybe they'll learn.

>>33229264
what you have to do is hit the fuck out of the horn.
they will run away from the sound, they don't understand that the car is following the lanes so they will try to decide which way to run by trying to size up your vector, but if you sound the horn they will run directly away from the sound source.

>>33229806
This. Tho I've found that two quick beeps is better than one long one, as the first causes them to stop and stare. The second makes them bolt.

They don't have binocular vision so it's much harder for them to judge the speed and trajectory of the car. (They have a wider field of view which is more important in their natural environment.) And cars just don't act like anything in their natural environment either. Virtually nothing in their world moves in a straight line for more than a brief moment. Essentially while they are good at detecting cars they are bad at realizing they are threats and their evasion strategies are optimized for totally different threats. So they just get confused.

>>33229736
No, they start fidgeting and give promiscuous body language

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>>33229433
>The weird thing is they don't move away from a passing car into the tree line but right into it's path, why?

Because deer are dumb prey animals and their first instinct when hearing a weird noise, is to freeze in place and only when that noise gets close enough that it seems like a threat, do they jump and run away.

Unfortunately for drivers, if the deer hears your car and freezes in place while facing the road, it will stand there perfectly still until you drive up close to it, then it will freak out and jump in the direction it was facing, which happens to be right in front of your vehicle...

>>33229468
God damnit that pisses me the fuck off. My road rage is bad enough I don't need that...

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>>33229866
>promiscuous body language

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>>33229859
Good explanation

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>>33229468
bring it faggots, I'm not stopping.
gonna go full marvin heemeyer in this bitch.

>>33229859
Imagine if wolves evolved to be like cars. Taking advantage of everything you just said.

>>33229884
Explain to me why the only time I've been in a car-deer collision I was at a dead stop at a stop sign in a fairly urban area and the deer ran headlong into my car door.

Broad daylight. Loud music with the window down. Red 4-door SUV. Dead stop. And the deer hit me hard enough to kill itself and total the vehicle.

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>>33229264
Ask Jordan Peterson, he is all knowing.

>>33230106
muslim jihadi deer, man

>>33230117
Where's the rest of the pic?

>>33230185

You sick degenerate.


Here it is

https://e621.net/post/show/763225

>>33229468

The sad thing is that their ability to be effective is based entirely on the assumption that anyone they antagonize does not want to harm them and that LEOs will protect them despite breaking the law.

I'm surprised more of them aren't run over.

>>33230218
Thanks, Anon

>>33230222

That HAS to be in Europe somewhere. Blocking a major American freeway with only one line of protestors is a good way to get the fuck beaten out of you.

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>>33230389
You're right, that was Boston, which is effectively part of the Eurozone.

>>33229264
deer are made to be dinner.

>>33229264
Ever heard of the term "like a deer in the headlights"? It's not really used to describe the brave or fearless.
I'm sure there is a more scientific reason but I've always concluded that the deer is simply absolutely petrified and freezes in place, similar to fainting goats. Compared to simple leaves wrestling which is part of it's natural instincts.

>>33231066

Deer are built for pleasure.

>>33229468
I like how they have special arm connectors because they're so few.
Also, fuck people blocking the road. It's always idiots and nothing gets me worked up more than traffic jams. And driving in the city. And driving when other people are on the street.
Frankly, I hate humans in general and drivers in particular.

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>>33230106
Had a friend that got jihad deer-ed too. He was in a little blue coupe, that shit got fuuuucked up.

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>>33229374
>Dress up like a dayglo orange honda civic complete with hi beams
>Run full speed through the forest with 200,000 candela brights on
>run straight at any deer you see and stab them to death with a bowie knife.

Is this legal to try?

>>33230389
>butt-ugly american cars
>american looking highway
>american licence plates
Yeah, must be europe.

>>33229468
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes my blood boil

>>33230106
>Loud music with the window down

Ever get keyed, anon?

>>33231113
Anon, please don't fuck deer. And PLEASE don't make a business getting does' musk like that other crazy motherfucker.

>>33229468
What I would do
>get as close to one of them as I can
>let loose on the horn until their ears bleed
>the chain is compromised, the animals flee

>>33231681
post it laddo

>>33229264
Yes, very. I used to go to college in a small texas town and would ride my bicycle everywhere (poorfag). One night I was riding down the hill the college was on and spooked some deer as I was stopping at an intersection. One of them took off down the street and ran into the back of a parked car.

I had no idea what to do with that. The deer got up after a minute or two of just sitting there and stumbled into some brush. I was tempted to leave a note on the car explaining the dent and scratches but I didn't have any paper and couldn't figure out how not to make it sound crazy.

tl;dr : yeah, deer can be very stupid when it comes to vehicles.

>>33229351
It's still a big ass fucking thing coming right at them.

You'd think they wouldn't want to be hit by a big ass fucking thing.

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>>33231464

This is why I love this place

>>33231464
Don't forget to making raspberry sounds the whole time.

>>33229468
>Massachusetts
>Looks like Boston Metro area

Color me fucking surprised.

>>33230106

This happened to my brother, twice. Once at 4Am when he was picking me up from getting shitfaced. I laughed my ass off .

>>33230106
You. Fucking. Monster. How could you kill deer that way?

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>>33229264
>Tfw deer are organizing terrorist attacks all over the country by martyring themselves and totaling cars

>>33232209
allahu ahkbuck

>>33230389

Were you under a fucking rock?

This happened in a ton of places in the US cause REEE MUH CALIFORNIA VOTES

>>33231935
Yeah, it's coming at them in an unnatural way, typically with bright, unnatural lights, really fast, not given their brain time to process shit

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>>33231704
These protests make buying a train horn sound like a good idea/investment. Set it on a toggle so I can set it and forget it.

>>33229468
I get road rage so bad that I know for a fact if I was in one of those front cars, I would probably blare my horn for a solid 10 minutes before getting out and beating one of them to death with a tire iron.

I'm not saying that to sound like a badass. I have legitimate anger issues and I just know that I would snap and do something like that

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>>33230106
>And the deer hit me hard enough to kill itself and total the vehicle.
>kills itself to mildly inconvenience a superior being

Literally the sandniggers of animals. Gas them all.

>>33229468
>put in 1st
>rev to 4k
>slowly come off clutch as you give more gas
>do burnout
>if they don't move from the sound of impending destruction then let wheels catch grip, hit pedal to floor
>???
>profit

>>33232383
>Americans
>driving stick
Pick one

>>33229264

Bad depth perception, blinded by headlights, used to the noise, attracted to the cleared edges that are full of fresh browse.

>>33231638
That's not a reason to key somebody's car.

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>>33232405

Might be more common than you think.

>>33229468
I miss my landcrusier, i would start driving on the shoulder and if they want to meet the roobar i'd be happy to oblige them

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>>33230117

>>33229264
>Are they stupid?
They're about the most pure example of a prey-animal on this earth, and prey-animals aren't exactly know for taking any sort of action that isn't based on pure instinct. In short, yes, deer are stupid as fuck.

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>>33232383
>idle M1070s (pic related) up to within 10 feet of their line
>make sure they're wheel to wheel in a fucking wall
>spool the turbos up slowly
>blow all horns at once
>immediately floor it
>turn leftshits into grease

>>33231464
>/k/ a magical place

>>33229264
Dude there are people that freeze up when a car is about to hit them. Don't get too uppity about it just because you're human.

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>>33231717
random anon delivers.

>>33232405
My truck has a standard transmission. Gets half the gas mileage of my car but its still fun to drive.

>>33233203
sweet fuck

>>33232383
Just hold the clutch until 4k RPM and let off it in a launch into them

>>33232405
Just learned a couple weeks ago. It's fun as hell except for traffic

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>>33231464
holy kek

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnLTjYlyKFw

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>>33229264
Because deer are retarded

>>33235933
https://youtu.be/RFCrJleggrI

>>33229351
/thread

>>33231156
Deer suicided on my Trailblazer going 55. Fucker destroyed the right front headlight and damaged the fender so that I couldn't open the passenger door. Fucking faggot.

>>33236008
This.

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>>33229264
Not really a /k/ story, but deer related here it goes.
>about 08-09
>there's 2 lanes, with a space inbetween with trees and shurb, and shurb on each side of both roads.
>deer pops out running infront of another car ahead of our car nearly hit the deer too.
>it's now in the middle shurbs and hiding
>when my dad drives by we honk at it
>it then jumps into the second lane of traffic being hit by a mini-van
>mfw

>>33229264
What sounds predators make? Rustling leaves.
Cars drive in road. Cars doesn't hunt deers so they think it like river.

>>33232383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>33235086
>I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing

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>>33236667
"Deers jumping in front of car" stories time?
>2011-2012
>friend and I leaving his place in his Mustang heading back to my place
>he used to live redneck BFE between towns and the road that leads back onto the interstate is dark as fuck at night and basically wilderness
>just shooting the shit while he drives us back, pretty sure he might be going over the speed limit but who gives a fuck, state troopers aren't around here at this hour
>suddenly deer jumps in front of the road
>we both see it, friend just casually goes "Oh, it's a deer", neither of us really freak out
>friend still speeding right up to it, calmly just swerves around it and misses it by just a couple of inches
>we get maybe half a mile away before the fact that WE NEARLY JUST HIT A DEER HEAD ON IN THIS TINY ASS MUSTANG FINALLY DAWNS ON US
>both of us, at exactly the same time without missing a beat, go "HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS A DEER" before we proceed to lose our shit
>ofw

>>33229264
Cars are no longer loud enough like they use to.

>>33229468
These assholes are blocking a major freeway over...?

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We have kangaroos in Ausfalia, like hitting a deer in most regards

But we have bullbars and shit
I think I only saw a handful when I visited Canada last year

Tl;dr - invest in a bull bar

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>>33231464

>>33236806
BLM probably

>>33236823
>driving in straya
>drive past eucyliptis grove
>stupid fucking drop bear tries to drop on the car
>gets launched 200 feet into the outback
>windshield is trashed

god help you if you drive a convertible, though


>>33229468
Brings to mind the legend of the Gordian knot.

>>33229264
From what I read about other animals (humans), some things you can't comprehend can be literally invisible to you, so inconceivable that you simply don't register them.

Also, why aren't people scared of driving in a car? It's fast af, you could die at any given moment and yet we're scared of heights. It's the same thing. We're wired to be scared of high places because we had those much longer than being able to move at hundreds of miles per hour.

We're scared of heights but not of speed, it's weird.

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>>33236966
It happens all the time in the outback.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdviZSwhjfo

>>33232361
>I'm not saying that to sound edgy, I'm just edgy.

>>33236008
Isn't that a moose?

Deer are like nature's suicide bombers. They stand in the middle of the road knowing full well they'll fucking die, but they will total your fucking car in the process as a final "fuck you" to humans as they embed themselves into your car's radiator

>>33233170
Deerfag detected

>>33236782
whelp I may as well share mine.

>working for forest service two summers ago
>daily drive to work site is 1 hour one way up 12 miles of shitty washboardy road.
>can't really drive fast because of the washboards, even after grading it, give it a week and it's fubar again.
>drivng along, driving along
>deer pops out of the brush and smacks into the side of my work truck.
>2 tons of reinforced utility panels just laugh it off.
>deer fucks off into the brush back the way he came.
>fast foreward to the end of the day
>can see the deer about a hundred yards out
>same deer because he's an illegal take due to the way his antlers grew (1 spike on a side and not enough branches on the other side to be legal)
>deer does the same exact shit as i round the corner, he gets startled, pops out of the ceanothus patch and smacks into the side of the truck and dazes himself, before fucking off down the road.

This would repeat itself pretty much every other week up till he totaled some dumbass's nissan leaf midway through the summer (dumbass had no reason to be heading up that forest road in a leaf, nature did him a favor there.) Though the look of disgust as he rides out in a diesel burning tow truck was hilarious.

>>33231464
fund it

>>33229264
I drive a classic car with almost no mufflers.
Deers run plenty for me.

Also flash highbeams a couple of times and they wig out.

>>33229468
I keep a fuck huge can of mace in my car just for this.

Fuck going to jail over shooting one, but I'd pepper spray the fuck out of them.

>>33237844
>oh no how ever could this have happened?

>>33229264
They get blinded by the headlights, and their natural response to that is to freeze.

>>33232405
Truck with stick reporting in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWAiL8kVAoA

are kangaroos just highly aggressive deer?

>>33230106
Same thing happened to my friend only it didn't die and only dented the driver's door in pretty good

I fucking hate those animals

>>33232405

ancient f150 with 4 speed

fuck off

ok someone with more deer knowledge exprain prease.

Out hiking this morning. As usual deer all over the fucking place. One group I start stalking for shits and giggles. Get to a certain point and freeze cause one motherfucker knows shit ain't right and starts hawking my location. This game of freeze-chicken goes on for like a minute then the deer(a doe btw) make a nasally exhale noise(best description I have) and all the deer fucking bolt. A smaller group down the hill on my other side I didn't even see took off too. I've never heard an adult deer make a fucking sound before.

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>>33236782
>driving home with a college friend
>I took first shift so I'm sleeping
>feel a swerve
>what the fuck man
>Oh, I was going to ram a deer but then I remembered I was driving a Honda Pilot and it wasn't my car
>It turns out a he has a beater Ford with a bullbar he just mows through deer with and takes the meat but it was in the shop for non deer related problems

>>33238122
Maybe the deer became addicted to the feeling of getting hit.

>>33229468
Got my hopes, up. Thought that was a gif

>>33240550
Define ancient

>>33236782
Positive deer story:
>dad died when I was 12
>uncles decide I can take his place when they go on their men-only fishing trip
>I'm stoked as hell
>get there
>anon you're old enough to drive right?
>uhh
>you're gonna take my truck back to the lodge while I pull the boat around
>uhhh
>uncle hands me keys to his brand new Silverado with boat trailer still attached
>get in and fake it
>make it most of the way back to the lodge
>deer
>like 5 deer bound out from the field to the right, one crosses the road in front of me and begins to run along the road in the same direction I'm going
>the rest stay on the other side of the road and run in the same direction there
>I'm shitting my britches but in retrospect it was pretty cool

>>33240658
His poor ass is driving it
Do a curve of what year of F150 has the lowest market value

>>33233064
>Police do bad shit
>Dont realize it's bad and keep doing it
>People politely point it out
>They get pissed off
He dindu nuffin he was a good boy 8 year vet on the force
>They start legally protesting
We wuz defendin urselves
>They start illegally protesting
Fuckin niggers run em over

What grade do Americans learn about the 1992 Los Angeles protests?

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I only know that if you shine light into their face (like you do with a car during a night drive), their brains get overloaded due to the light and they get paralyzed.

>>33240564
Whitetail or mulie?
Whitetail make that snort noise as an audio alert to accompany their tail flagging when they alert. It translates roughly as, "I'm on to you"/"Fuck this noise, we out."

>>33241126
>>33241126
I know this webm is going to turn some /k/ommando on. God damn sexy deer

>>33241280
Yeah whitetails in North Alabama. It was funny as shit because only one of the deer was on to me the rest were just browsing around until she alerted and it was instant "cheese it! it's the cops!" mad dash action.

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>>33241330
finding deer cute !=! fucking them

>>33241126
>...
>...
>oh! anon!
>why didn't you tell me you'd be home early!
>come here
>come to bed
>mmm yes bed

>>33229264
Deer have pretty piss-poor eyesight in general. When they see something they can't identify, their first response is to smell to determine if it's a threat. Unfortunately, by the time the car is close enough to smell, it's already smashed its head into your windshield.

Usually this applies to younger, dumber deer who are more concerned with getting fucked than staying alive.

>>33241380
see, if you haven't heard the lore
>>33233203

>>33231464
Should be, but it's not likely to work
>honda civic
They only destroy expensive cars. Dress up as an arrest-me-red Porsche 911.

>>33241380
>mmrh
>mmnnhph
>hrrrmmm
>nnn... yes...
>just like that
>yes
>oh anon, I love you
>yes yes YES

>>33232195
Apparently quite easily. Took no effort what so ever on my part.

>>33229468
>>33231704
>>33232289
My father drives a semi-truck.

He has a super loud-ass airhorn installed under the cab, which is about pedestrian ear height because the stock horn went out and he replaced it.

He could legitimately make someone's ears bleed blaring that thing.

>>33241401
You know what, you have a point.

I've almost never had a deer come close to my excursion or jeep but fuck me if every time I drive the benz, those fuckers are always lurking.

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>>33241423
Not quite as loud but i have this mounted in my Jeep.

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>>33241404
How retarded are you?

>>33241052
We don't.

>>33232405
>an American
>first vehicle was standard
Pick both?

>>33241451
Retarded enough to come steal your deer girlfriend.

>>33241052
Never. My history stopped aaat Vietnam maybe? I don't recall.

>>33229468
I wonder how many charges they would throw at you if you rig your truck into some nightmarish sound cannon with say 30 of these
>https://youtu.be/QIOTdAa0058?t=2m27s
All funneling into one huge and long cone going down the length of your entire car right into their faces.

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>>33241052
Maybe all your shitty schools didn't teach you but as far as I'm concerned LAPD was justified in handling the local populace.

Look how well it turned out in the long run giving those fucks a single inch of ground.

>>33241452
Like you would know what's taught in the 4th grade classroom, Ernest

>>33241539
If brutality against the populous effective at preventing violence (which is the worst attribute at crime) why is Syria one of the most violent countries on the planet despite the Assad regime being so brutal?

>>33241526
jesssssus

>>33236806
Hillary lost. Communists at their day job. A few years back they did this in the same spot with 55 gallon drums filled with cement and their arms handcuffed to eachother in the middle.

>>33237812
>Also, why aren't people scared of driving in a car?
I am. I'm 28 and don't have a driver's license, simply because sitting behind the wheel fucking terrifies me. I can ride in 'em, no problem, but I hate driving.

>>33229264
A lot of fatalities from deer collisions (could be fuddlore) are from people swerving, over-correcting, losing control and crashing.

If they're standing there, then I think the old "deer in headlights" expression applies. But the couple of times I almost hit one, or when every other person I know has talked about them hitting one, they just fucking come out of nowhere. They are on the side of the road then suddenly BOOM crosses in front of you for no fucking reason. You can't always see them on the side of the road, because of trees/wilderness or whatever the hell kind of flora is in your area. I have also seen one or two in my life start to then stop in the ditch before the road, while you lock up your brakes and contemplate running the deer over for pissing you off

>source
From eastern /k/ansas, they're overpopulated as fuck here. One of the ways you can tell the rutt is on is driving a little way down I70(or any highway) and counting all the blood splatters or carcasses that haven't been hauled away yet

>>33241670
When they spook, they generally jump in the direction that their body is already oriented.

So, if they're standing on the shoulder facing the road, and they spook, they jump right into traffic.

>>33238122
>>33240566
Maybe he did it to train for bigger vehicles moving faster

>>33237844
is there audio?

Why do women seem to have no fear of moving cars? Are they stupid? Even a squirrel has enough sense to get out of the way when I'm driving by but these dumb cunts pull out in front of me and practically stop when I'm going 55.

>>33241717
Makes sense. Though I have also heard about cases of just wrong place wrong time. You were travelling on a not so busy highway, deer bounding through the woods doing deer stuff, deer comes to clearing "oh shit better cross this gap real quick so Im not out in the open", deer runs for it, car and deer both collide with eachother

>>33229395
>tasty
Fucking faggot not appreciating deer for their sexual value.

>>33241451
Why the long face?

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>>33241792
long faces are cute

>>33241814
how old is he/she/it?

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>>33241814
>>33241451
>>33241380
>>33241126
You're the kraut that posts deer on /pol/, aren't you?

>>33241861
was 2 years in that video and now she is free in the woods again

>>33231464
TWRA would prolly get you ass for spotlighting

>>33241766
You want wrong place wrong time?
>be on 16-lane divided mega-interstate in the middle of fucking Atlanta (I-95)
>assloads of bigrig traffic
>broad daylight
>next thing I know paramedics are wheeling me to an ambulance
>wtf did I get blasted by someone?
>nope, bigrig in the right lane going the other direction fucking LAUNCHED a deer 70+ feet and over the 8' tall concrete-and-chainlink divider into oncoming traffic and it slammed head-first through my driver's side window, KO'ing me and causing me to sideswipe a semi at 70mph, who panicked and then sandwiched me between his truck and the T-barriers until he stopped (which is the only reason I survived)
>there wasn't a single fucking tree for 10 miles in any direction
The inside of the remains of my truck looked like someone had juiced a ham from the deer exploding.

>>33242001
Fuck, man. Did you at least become range buddies with the paramedics?

>>33242012
Shit no. I couldn't even tell you what color or gender they were, I had a serious concussion and that's pretty much all I remember for the next like week.

Very scary "waking up" in a hospital and having no idea why despite being technically awake all week.

Evolution don't work that fast

IIRC deer, and most mammals, have difficulty tracking objects moving faster than ~30 mph since in nature, nothing moves that fast so there's no response for anything that goes that fast.

Give it a couple hundred years of hitting deers with cars and they'll figure it out

>>33237844
Feels so good, man. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>33229463
It was definitely trying to fight you.

>>33229468
can't you just inch forward into them until they move?

>>33242109
The penalties are less severe if you just get out of your car and beat them with your bare hands

>>33242109
You CAN.

You can also get arrested for doing so.

Because the liberals' right to break the law and inconvenience 500,000 people at once trumps your right to stop them.

>>33229468
In Alaska they would have got their asses kicked. Just the other day a woman driver in a school bus opened her door and got out and started looking at her snow chains, they were the auto kind and they wouldn't turn off, but she had her traffic stop lights all lit up and in a normal situation it is against the law to drive past a bus. People were yelling at her "TURN YOUR LIGHTS OFF YOU STUPID BITCH!!!". She was backing up traffic.

>>33231935
It's a big ass fucking thing they can't identify. They have no idea what it's doing and no response to it.

>>33229264
Squirrels are retarded as fuck. They do the same thing all the time. They even try to sit still so you won't see them. Like I give a fuck about them. I'm not trying to get to work, I'm only interested in the fucking rat in the road. Seems narcissistic of them to think I care that much about them. I run them over on purpose because I'm offended by their arrogance.

>>33241571
Not every situation requires the same solution. In a place already under an authoritarian grip where casual and horrific abuse of power is standard, escalating violence and cracking down further just breeds resentment. In the US where our biggest problem is that we have massive percentages of the population that believe they are above the law or just have trivial contempt for it, actually enforcing and executing the law for once is the right choice.

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>>33229468
>Idle towards them, optionally blaring horn
>Once you're in arms' reach, they will inevitably start beating on hood/door/windows
>Floor it and run one or more over
>When/if caught cite attack on Reginald Denny and say you feared for your life

It's foolproof.

>>33242109
Let's put it this way.
>liberals protest by blocking I-270 in STL and throwing rocks and molotovs off overpasses at the stopped cars
>injure 20+ people and kill 1
>50 cops stand by and just watch, Chief of Police at the scene giving a news station interview that they will "not interfere with a lawful protest" while actively dodging rocks with burning vehicles visible in the background
>one guy drives into the median to go around them with an SUV, doesn't even get fucking CLOSE to the protesters
>squad cars out of the woodwork, they ram him off the road right off the bat despite him coming to a complete stop the second he sees lights, and act like he's Lee Harvey Oswald as they arrest him
>this is 100% okay

>>33242171
Except for the point where you're convicted anyway because you hurt a minority's feelings.

>>33236823
Those don't mean your car will survive. It's really just there to hopefully keep your car undamaged enough to get you somewhere safe.

>>33242180
>Being a pedestrian on an interstate is legal
>Going under 40 mph on an interstate is legal

>>33241052
>calling the LA riots a protest.
>burned down dozens of asian owned businesses cuz "THEY RAPRESSON US MINORITIES".
>Multiple racially motivated aggravated assaults(what an evil racist conservative might call "attempted murder with a deadly weapon")
>multiple homicides
>police literally run away and the NASTY GIRLS have to be called in to restore order.

Lol, anon please. that being said, most schools cover the fact that it happened and that the african american community of the area are totes not to blame for any of their actions sometime in high school.
>

>>33242129
>>33242133
unless they suicidally lay down in front of the car, i don't see how it can be illegal to slowly push through them without injuring them

>>33241733
there's heaps of videos of this on youtube, so fucken satisfying

>>33242201
>throwing molotovs at people is legal
>intentionally barricading roads is legal

>>33242215
Don't have to injure them for it to be illegal by book law, and you're still forgetting the fact that you'd be fucking crucified by the court of public opinion which seems to run the actual courts.

>>33242215
>suicidally lay down in front of the car
see>>33237844

>>33229468
Antman here

No really

I just murder them and their families

>>33242180
weird i live right by stl and have never heard of this, would be interested to learn more, got any sources?

>>33240566
>>33241726

Couldn't be the case cause he died to the nissan leaf.

Stop trying to fuck a deer you fucking creeps.

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>>33241777
lucky sevens means you must go look for a thirsty doe innawoods to get lucky

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>>33242040
>Evolution don't work that fast

Punctuated equilibrium theory my dude.

Large populations accumulate genetic diversity mutations which are not particularly harmful. In times of greater selective pressure, these mutations might become suddenly relevant, giving an evolutionary advantage to some subset of the population, which might be perceived as a rapid change, but it's more like everything except those which by happenstance are more adapted to some particular environmental change fail to reproduce as successfully.

If some percentage of durr had a mutation that made them more scurred of cars, depending on the frequency of deer-car impingement incidents, it could be a matter of just several hundred years for durr to stop being retarded around cars. Or, if no such mutation or complex of mutations is present in the durr gene pool and fails to manifest in the future, the dumb shits might never learn, who knows.

Not like it's a given they'll ever evolve in that way, lots of species never successfully adapted to their changing world and just fucking died off. Durr fuck enough that impacts with cars alone couldn't kill them off unless maybe we put a lot of ill-advised effort into it.

>>33231464
saved for posterity

>>33232361
good thing you're noguns

they want to see how bad of a wreck you will have, making trophies of motorists they killed

I once hit a deer when driving through a forest. It was still alive but had broken few bones so I finished him with a baseball bat and took him to my uncle who is a butcher

>>33243780
sawrce

Almost hit one while riding the twisties on a motorcycle once. It was just chilling in the middle of the 2 lane road. Fucker froze and jumped out of the way last minute. IIRC, if I straightened up, I might have high sided. Lose-lose for me I though as either way I ran the risk of getting thrown off and skidding off the road down a steep hill. So I just committed to the road and hope the fucker made it.

Bitch slipped while trying to get away and I came to about a foot or so of hitting it. I slowed the fuck down to half the speed limit and had to stop for a break at nearest rest stop that was 15 mins away.

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>>33244083
What in the fuck

>>33231464
>>33231464
>Is this legal to try?

no, it's called "spotlighting" and it's illegal, it causes deer to freeze

>srs answer

>>33244083
>realistic deer pussy
I can't get off to it but as a veterinary student I appreciate the effort.

>>33244186
Spotlighting is legal, you just can't be hunting when you do it.

>>33244210
Why the fuck else would you be spotlighting?

>>33244210

anon was doing it while hunting in his scenario

>>33237844
karma is a bitch

>>33238008
Fucking deer mate, they are fookin dumb.

>>33244241
to troll bambi

>>33244083
Would have been better without the human faces

I mean it seems the best way to hunt deer would be to drive a van with it's high beams on right through the forest while laying on the horn. Deer will literally jump in front of you and die.

>>33236687
>What sounds predators make?

It's like a gargling clicking sound.

>>33229351
Do Zebras freeze when Lions come at them head on at high speeds?

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>>33237844

Chevrolet S-10 are adorable. Its a shame it is so hard to find a clean one anymore.

>>33241750
kek

>>33245436
They were work cars so that's understandable. I get it's supposed to be more aerodynamically efficient but cars with sharp angles should make a comeback.

>>33245436
>Chevrolet S-10 are adorable. Its a shame it is so hard to find a clean one anymore.

I just gave my 91 to a friend.

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>>33237844

>>33236706
>liberals so obnoxious, faggots get tired of their shit

>>33229264

If you'll notice, the first thing a free does before bolting is freeze, and sometimes they just freeze until you pass if they don't think you see them. That's why if you see a deer in your peripheral while stalking, you should not stop and set up the shot, you should walk further and double back or just far enough to turn around and shoot.

Couple that with being blinded and having no cover.

But deer survival is correlated to gender and experience. That's why you mostly see young does hit and not old granny does and 120+ class bucks.

>>33232853
Me but in blue

>>33232383
All I can imagine in my mind is the Delorean from Back to the Future getting to 88 miles per hour before going strait at Doc and Marty.

>>33231464
put me in the screencap

>>33244083
Usually it goes the other way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnlNRbZw22s

>>33245404
Only Cheetahs are that fast, anon.

so because FPBP but you fucking morons cant comprehend.

>imagination time with me
>your in your normal habitat
>basement, room, lawn, work whatever
>you are going about your normal day
>same old same old
>suddenly
>a low but rumbling sound
>its getting louder really fast
>you turn to look in the direction
>FUCKING MEGATRON BURSTS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU

majority of you will tactically shit and stand there frozen in some weird stance like a cowboy about to draw his pistols, all the while your brain in tens of thousands of a second is having an incredible debate of fight of flight-
>and then it fucking hits you because you cant comprehend fast enough wtf your eyes are seeing

/thread
and yes dear are retarded but they are also ass holes and will try to stand their ground in the road.

>>33230222
the only reason it doesnt happen more is because the average american is more compationate than they want everyone to believe.

"HURRR RED VOTERS ARE RACIST BABY KILLERS!!!"

>>33230106
it happened to my wife once lol but kinda different situation.

>driving to come to my work
>we just got back from a field op
>shes driving like 15mph down a road with GIANT open fields on both sides in a bright red car
>deer about 30ft from the road charges towards the road
>angle of attack 90 degrees
>trajectory calculations are off
>pull up pull up pull up
>deer jumps as soon as it gets to the road
>deer head butts car window
??????
>deer drops
>deer gets back up and jumps away

lmfao didnt even scratch the window, what a jack ass. i told her to never drive around here with the windows down, that deer could have killed her.

>>33246491
oh fuck i forgot.

the best part it she didnt see it till it got up, and theres a running path threw there, she thought someone pelted their body into the car at first, so when she got to my work like 1min later she was all shaky and crying. ooohhhhhh man i almost lost a fucking lung laughing that day.

https://youtu.be/LeSBLpR9cfA

Didn't think we hit it till we heard the BONK on the video and saw the smear on the bumper

>>33237992
elk

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>>33231464

>>33236008
thats an elk

>>33236823
only a few kengeroos?

>>33244241
to fuck that nice plum doe you keep seeing in your trail cam and cuck all the bucks.
A true hunter doesn't just kill deer on the outside, he crushes their soul first.

>>33237844
these were anti-abortion protesters blocking a planned parenthood driveway, btw.

>>33230222
You can actually legally drive into them. There are rules how to do it though.
>Tell them you are driving through their line.
>Accelerate at a slow speed.
>It is no longer your fault if they refuse to move since you have the right of way.

>>33246255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Et0a8fnuw

>>33242109
They start hitting your car calling crazy for trying to run them over and say they have children and start hitting your hood with theith hands yelling obscenities and maybe throwing garbage at your windshield.

If you fear for your life an accelerate the cops will say you are in the wrong for having a car and thus a deadly machine at your disposal and that you should have shown mature restraint and discipline.

>>33247052
>there will never be a S2
fuck everything

>>33246595
that was a solid hit m8. dat dur ded.

>>33231464
Magical.

>>33232405
89 standard Dodge Dakota as my work and hunting pickup. I'll never sell it.

>>33231464
This made me laugh way harder than it should have

>>33229351
>They don't have any instinctual answer to cars

>They don't have any instinctual answer to big, loud things charging right at them at extremaly high speeds
So they are retarded.

Everyone loves deer

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>>33229468
Red rover red rover send Chevrolet over.

>>33248384
Yeah pretty much. Deer are the niggers of the woods.

>>33243780
pls gimme pic

>>33244083
>page 12

Well this took a turn right up my alley.

>>33248559
>no big ol' horsedong

Shit/5

>>33229468
Just so you guys know, the cops aren't there to to move these people. They're there to make sure you don't take it upon yourselves to move them.

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>>33231464
that's how we used to hunt emus

>>33248891

>Refusing to enforce a law

"Now officer, don't make me call your commissioner! I don't pay you to stand here!"

Is killing a deer and just taking its head really that wasteful? I mean other animals and shit will feed on the corpse. It will return to the earth. Sure you could sell the meat or whatever you're supposed to do... but I'm just curious.

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Someone screencap this whole thing please
My fucking sides cant handle this anymore

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>>33241571
The ethnic makeup of Syria is entirely different. You're comparing a pitbull to a collie, and that's retarded, anon.

>>33241777
>>33243486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI

just like this

>>33244083
Sink Japan into the ocean.

>>33229468
>drive up to within 10 feet of their line
>get out, wrap tow chain around one of their hand connectors. Padlock in place.
>other end of chain to front tow hook
>reverse slowly away from line, towing protesters along with
>reverse off to side of road, find a good feature to padlock other end of tow chain to.

They have handcuffs on underneath those connectors.

>>33231638
>t. autisit who cant handle everyday occurrences

I hope someone catches you keying their car and beats the ever loving shit out of you

>>33232378
ahaha

>>33230106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM1Pxlh_EfQ

>>33232405
>youll never know the power of my z-28 euro faggot

enjoy your lorry

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>>33248576
underrated post

>>33242001
Holy fuck dude. What kind of truck?

>>33245513
Its so much fucking better with subtitles

>>33244083
>https://e-hentai.org/g/845116/d1eda1f3be/
two bombs weren't enough

>>33245436
too bad Colarado's these days suffer from what every truck suffers from and look like goddamn hotwheel toys

>>33229468
Why is that even legal? Emergency vehicles stuck in that jam could cost lives. That's basically domestic terrorism.

>>33247052
wish my everyday life was as interesting as this show