*blocks your path*

>>33222325

*blocks entrance to walmart*

>>33222325
The cheapest mercenary group in all of ancapistan.

>>33222325
*throws doughnut at ground*

dude about to take some lead to the jaw

>>33222325
The creeper on the left smells little boy's bicycle seats.

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>>33222325
what gun does the lady on the right have?

>>33222325
aside from the lack of physical fitness, hygiene, and grooming, the worst part of the whole thing is the G22. What a piece of shit that was

>>33222325
Shotgun guy nears a shorter LOP for his midget self and gigantic vest.

Cute rent a Cop there

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>>33222432
EAA Appeal in either .22lr or win mag.

>>33222539
Whoops. I was wrong. Apologizing in advance.

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>>33222432
>>33222539
No. Looks similar but it's a Walther G22.

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>>33222564
by god your're right

>>33222564
Yeah, I apologized about that. I was wrong. I didn't see that post before I posted.

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>>33222325
There's only one thing left to do...

>>33222325
*blocks their arteries*

>>33222325
They all have remarkable TD

>>33222413
damn i was beaten to it

>>33222325
Reminds me of that guy who thought he ran a SWAT team in his mall.

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>>33222325
*blocks your privlege*
BLACK PANTHA PAWTY

>>33222938
No need, they can do that to themselves.

>>33222325
>>33230011
Say what you want about the way they look, at least they have trigger discipline.

>>33230084
That doesn't give them any credibility though. That's literally the first thing about guns. It doesn't mean they have any tactical skills at all. How much you wanna bet those plate carriers don't even have plates in them? The black panthers don't even have enough guns to go around, and those handguns have almost no practical role in a firefight

>>33222444
How can you tell they have poor hygiene?

>>33229670
anyone got a link to this?

Aren't these from their Facebook? They were in Alabama if I recall.

>>33230011
A-
wouldn't mind shooting with these folk. But i would keep my eye on precious. It is not that cold precious, take it off

>>33230011
Wouldn't mind seducing far-left after a long night of fire drills. I could think of one more drill for us to do, and it'd be pretty fire...

Just found a bunch more of their pics, fucking lol

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/fark/tactical-bodyguard-and-security-svc---source-material/29445365/

>>33230011
>precious in a ski mask
>bitch in the lawn chair eye fucking the cameraman
>the methhead in mossy oak
>gramma with the shotgun
I love this picture

>>33230011

Nigs love guns, especially in the South. Still vote democrat though. Guy I used to work with thinks Trump wants to send all of the black people back to Africa.

I told him that Trump was just trying to make up for the slave owners bringing his ancestors over in the first place.

He tells me: Motherfucker, do I look like I could survive in Africa? Fuck no.

>>33222325
i feel bad for them, they probably thought they were so cool once
i know this feel

>>33230484
>>precious in a ski mask
im done

>>33222564
Gah, that piece of plastic to make it a thumbhole stock, I hate it. So ugly.

>>33230011
*teleports behind you*
*hits you on head with stick*

>>33230774
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>33230011
Precious 2: From The Hood To Tha Woods

>>33232147
kek

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>>33230458
Oh my. Kind of reminds me of Metal Gear Solid, how's there's always this gang of eccentric enemies you have to fight.

>>33222707
ok, what the fuck are these from?

3rd fom the right looks like a woodtick

Tell them they have a 2 for 1 sale on apps at Denny's and avoid the stampede

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>>33232238
lol looks like the one lost her arms to the beetus between pics.

>>33222325
One shoots the head of another and two shoot off their own feet and kneecaps. Uninjured female screams in horror as her newfags lay on the ground dead and/or bleeding out.

Path is clear.

>>33230011
>those two on the right holding machetes
800,000 Rwandans agree that these are the most dangerous members of the group.

>>33232238
>allahu snackbar

>>33232781
Second

>>33234319
>chose jinx and bloody mess as traits

>>33222539
>>33222564
the Federal Assault Weapons Ban was a mistake
Those stocks look horrible

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>>33230011
What's her name?

>>33237190
Precious X

>>33222325
Walmart special forces.jpg

>>33237190
>We wuz operators n shiet
>Finna perform a hot extract on some crack later

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>>33230011
You know, I'm perfectly OK with African Americans practicing their second amendment rights. The fact that they're older women is even better. Seriously, kudos to them. Far too many older women seem content to just flush the second amendment down the toilet.

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>>33230458
fucking kek

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>>33222707
You beat me to it my man.

>>33232781
>>33237110
Some old weapons magazine. I don't know the name but you might be able to find it on reverse image search.

>>33237190
Loretta Kangs: BLACK OPS N SHIEEET

>>33232238
Why do they have badges?

If your not a real Leo what's the point?

>I'm a rent-a-cop here's my proof!

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>>33232781
>>33237641

OP of pic here.

>>33230343
I agree. You can't tell from a picture but out of all of them she looks the most competent

>>33222325
Mention that I'm ex military and listen to them drone on about why they wanted to enlist but couldn't for whatever excuse they dreamed up today.

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>>33230011
>Don't worry about Precious she can move when she has to

>>33229670
>>33230156
The Legend of Gecko45

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/