Dad's a Fudd

>home defense handgun
>fudd
Pick one.

It's more of a preference at this point with .45 pistols getting more capacity. I personally carry both (not at the same time.) A good 45 like an Fnx will have around the same recoil as a 9mm.

Anyways pistols aren't great for home defense. Get a shotgun.

>>33218412
Shoot him with both and ask which one hurts more

>>33218430
>>33218433
I'm a little confused with this too. He really likes the DP 12 and sig mpx. He doesn't want to carry a gun and he doesn't really want to start with a big gun first :^/

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>>33218450
Kek.

>>33218450
This

But seriously, anyone got that infographic with the embarassing .45 ballistics vs 9mm?

>>33218412
Your parents are always right you ungrateful little shit.

>>33218433
>Anyways pistols aren't great for home defense. Get a shotgun.

Shotguns aren't great for home defense. Get a rifle.

>>33218516
>be murican
>have 7.62 for home defense
>live in house with plaster walls
>intruder breaks in
>ohshit.jpg
>full auto a whole mag
>kill half your neighbourhood

Shotguns are better, either that or have normal European style houses.

>>33218516
Depends where you live. Rifles tend to over-penetrate. I live in an apartment so I have to be careful. I keep my shotgun loaded with birdshot. If I lived in the country I would definitely use my Br.

>>33218516
>Shotguns aren't great for home defense. Get a rifle.

Rifles aren't great for home defense. Get a SAW.

>>33218538

>Shotguns aren't great for home defense. Get a rifle.

>Rifles aren't great for home defense. Get a SAW.

SAWs aren't great for home defense. Get an RPG.

>>33218412
Just let him anon, just ****ing let him. He's a big boy. He can pay for his own ammo.

>>33219560
RPGs aren't great for home defense. Get a Davy Crockett man portable tactical nuclear device launcher.

>>33218433
Why not both at the same time?

>>33220217
>not a full sized nuclear warhead and a bipedal nuclear equipped tank
Fudd detected

>>33220217
Davy Crocket man portable tactical nuclear device launchers aren't great for home defense, get a minuteman II missle

>>33218412
I used to think .45 was fudd shit too.
Then I bought a Webley, had to start reloading, and found that by some cruel irony I'm best with a .45 wheelgun.

>>33220290
Minuteman II missiles aren't that great for home defense.

Get a sharp rock and a spear.

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I'm sorry you were dropped as a child.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qe45Z8wfk

>>33218528
>normal European style houses.
you mean 10,000 year old houses that are illegal to do any home improvement on, and despite having 3' thick walls are far more cramped, drafty and smelly?

>>33218433
ARs (or similar) are the best tools for home defense.

>>33220428
But still survive a 7.62 thus saving your neighbours.

>>33220662
Not if you live with people or have neighbors. Have fun losing all your gun rights and prison time when you miss/overpenetrate and hit little jimmy.

>>33220681
>living dick-to-ass with your neighbors
>having to use solid stone for building material, so that any noise, vibration, or bullet doesn't bother them

This reminds me of a story with my grandpa. Not long after Shall-Issue CC passed in Illinois, the extended family was out for dinner and my grandpa mentioned, despite being vocally anti-gun his whole life, he owned a gun for thirty years he bought during the race riots of the sixties. Everyone was shocked and I asked the natural question: what gun? My grandpa said it was James Bond's gun in .22.
>home defense
>.22 PPK
>fending off a SHTF scenario
>.22 PPK
It took all my concentration to not immediately meme and heem him all over the restaurant.

>>33221008
It's shit but better than not having it

>>33218412
If the military, who were some of the first to drop the fuddy five in favor of wonder nines, hasn't taught him. You won't. At least he isn't trying to buy a wheel gun or something.

>>33221033
Definitely, still cracked me up a little bit. I teased him about it later, that I was thankful nothing happened where he needed to use it or else I would have never been born.

>>33220863
lmao you're mad as fuck about this aren't you, brick is superior be it in the countryside or in city. It's not my fault you're so poor you can't afford European style housing and chose to live in African style houses kek

>>33219560
Rpg cause collateral, use an at rifle instead

>>33219560
>be me
>break into this house cause i need that crack
>all is going well my buddy starts unhooking the TV
>we dont want any trouble just shit to pawn for drugs
>pull out my trusty Hi point just in case
>hear someone fumbling with a case on the wood floor
>ohshitwevebeenmade.jpeg
>motion to my buddy to ditch the tv we gotta run
>this guys probably got a handgun or something
>door swings open
>some autist in tighty whiteys drops to one knee
>before i can even finish saying oh sh-
>huge fireball
>half of the living room is gone
>car alarms are going off in everyone's driveway
>look down
>my feet are 3 yards in front of me still in their shoes
>bleeding everywhere
>going into shock
>buddy runs through 16 foot hole in the wall
>gets in car
>wont start
>autist reloads and runs to the hole in the wall
>drops to a knee again
>blows up car in the street
>police arrive
>whole house is on fire
>two guys horribly dismembered
>"so uh what happened"
>burnt face and covered in blood
>still in just underwear
>"self defense, they chose the wrong house"


hands down the best defense plan ive ever heard

>>33221221
My sides

>>33221221
are you the guy who defended his home with the single shot 20mm??
>>33221158
at rifles aren't great for home defense. get a handgun,

>>33218430

I'm a fudd and I just don't give a fuck anymore. I've got 9mm's and 45's and I just like the 45's better.

The 9mm's work fine too.

To OP if your dad likes 45 let him pick what he wants to shoot.

>>33218528
>have 7.62 for home defense
radical strawman.

pistol caliber carbines are objectively superior

>>33220341
a sharp rock and a spear aren't great for home defense.

make a fist

>>33218412
New to /k/, what's a fudd?
Also,
>implying .45 isn't superior

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>>33222611
lurk moar faggot

>>33218430
Haha this, OP. Fudd logic doesn't necessarily equal full on Fudd

>>33218516
My neighborhood is pretty tightly packed. Bad idea.

>>33222760
I've been lurking for several weeks. All I can get is a reference to the looney toons character, they sound cratchety, and /k/ faggots don't like them. Is this some kind of snobbery similar to /mu/tants commenting on "plebians?"

>>33222611
>https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fudd

blah

>>33220217
>if you fuckers break into my home, I swear to god I am taking the whole city with me!

Sounds like you're dad's just upset you're a tasteless cuckboy faggot who needs to use a woman's catridge in a gun designed to spray and miss.

>>33222885
Grazzi

>>33218412
>he uses a plastic gun that isn't pocket sized for CC

>>33218412
Let him buy what he enjoys you autsperger.

>>33218412
doesnt matter. itll perform adequately. the good thing about fuddlore is that its rarely so stupid that itll get someone killed. once men get that old they rarely listen to reasonable arguments against their beliefs.

>>33218430
fudds have been arguing "muh shotgun" vs "muh .45 stopin powah" for home defense since the 1911 was first available for commercial sale