Why would you join the military?

>>33215851
Because you're a cuck

>>33215851
>don't want to be discovered
>on a dating app

I call bullshit on OP pic

Free training that you'd otherwise have to pay for.

Definitely shouldn't be in the military if you have a gf or wife. Not a bad option of your young and single

>>33215851
>that type of woman
>that well written

Fake and gay, kys my man

Nothing wrong with being in the military, the issue is people who have relationships/get married in the military. I get that moving out of barracks is tempting, but what retard thinks that's worth the risk?

>leaving a woman at home
nigga i would dump her ass the second i got the deployment notice.
god damn have some common sense people, women are whores and you cannot trust them.

>Why would you join the military?

I and millions of other AFfags had satisfying careers with large fun, travel and brohood. Would gleefully do again.

Silly people gonna silly in or out of service. Not my problem. If it's your problem, make different choices.

If you aren't thorough, careful and smart about life, life will fuck you for being stupid. Behave accordingly.

>>33215851
Because I've got nothing else going for me

>>33215892
>>33215901
>>33215922
Only around 10% of women cheat. It's enough to hear about it often, but to never experience it yourself. A lot like cancer, or car crash fatalities. If a women has a child, she's even less likely to cheat because sonny boy keeps her thinking of her family first. The percentage of men who cheat is much higher. Around 30 to 50%. So don't worry. Shit happens, but it probably won't happen to you.

>>33216116
>KEK the post

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>>33216116
>Only around 10% of women cheat
Hahaha, oh... You're serious?

For the college money

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>>33216116
>Only around 10% of women cheat

>>33216146
>>33216159
>>33216178

10% of military wives morons. Not women overall.

>>33215892
As my drill seargent said,
>marry one thats a 5-7, but that you know can'tdo any better than you, get a prenup, and dont tell her that you installed security cameras in the house.

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>>33216193
>only 10% of military wives cheat

>>33216193
Oh man I'd love to know where you got these stats

Think that may be a bit related.
>watching band of brothers
>that amount of divorces
Shit, why women do this? These man where ying for their country and they only think in stealing everything of them and sitting in a dick?

I'd only join the navy for the really good practical real world circuitry training they give you

if you join because you wanna be a hero some shit you're a retard and I hope you get shot in the desert after sleeping in dirt for your entire deployment

>>33216193
>10% of military wives morons. Not women overall.
Oh bullshit. 10% overall perhaps, military wives will inevitably cheat at a much higher rate due to the circumstances of being left alone and bored by your husband for months at a time on a base full of fit horny men.

>>33215884

Not that uncommon. Friend of mine found out his ex was cheating on him that way.

>>33216193

Lol, clearly some one is talking out their ass.

>>33215851
Because I'm single and want to use the GI Bill to finish my bachelor's and fund my masters. It's not been a bad deal so far. Shit unit, but the job is easy and I'm in Hawaii.

>Be in happy committed marriage prior to enlisting
>Enlist
>Hurr durr you dirty cuck she's gonna cheat she can't be trusted hurr durrrrrrrr

Fucking virgins. Go back to \r9k\

>>33216489
>Be in happy committed marriage prior to enlisting
Lemme guess, high school sweetheart? Everyone thinks they're the exception til it happens to them.

>>33216193
loving every laugh

>>33216489
She won't be happy for long when you arr gone for months at a time.

>>33215898
>well written
>misspelled please
Idk bro

>>33215851
>Why would you join the military?

I wouldn't. Fighting for the United States is fighting for the nation that big cheery parades for the nation that loves Sodomites, for the nation that bombs towelheads at the behead of our Jewish """""allies""""", that replaces the host population with little brown socialists, that has completely forsaken any semblance of Godliness and instead promotes Atheism and a life of meaningless hedonism.

To be clear I don't particularly care if someone joins the chair force or navy or something so they can be slightly more dignified welfare recipients, but anyone who joins with a "I'm a muhreeeeen, Son. Defendin' the freedoms against the turrists!" I honestly hope God pushes Habeeb's bullets into the path of your intestines and you die screaming.

>>33216489
>Fucking virgins.

Dude, you could win the lottery and she won't cheat but you're not stacking the odds in your favor.

You're leaving a presumably young wife on a base full of young, hard dicked, horny, and fit men who wouldn't think twice about going balls deep in her. And there's the chance she will start resenting you for leaving her behind to deal with your affairs and your children while you get to go off and "play soldier".