Patch Thread

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I got a new domain name
www.just-the-base.com

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first for felony charges

>>33213999
Stop, you're gonna make me go broke with all these designs.

I can only get so erect.

>>33213983
Just to let you know, that is not my design... it's something I got off of Google Images. Although the quality is nice, the price tag is hefty expensive on Yahoo Auctions... somewhere on the lines of $60 a pop. Such "rare" patches are priced that way either because...

a) the buyer is a retard and doesn't check for other outlets/sources
b) long sold out, "collectors item"
c) no one bothers to make one, therefore those with shit loads of shekels would create a small batch and sell 'em at 10x the price

Welcome to Japan and Japanese auction culture. WoodPatches would most likely be well versed with it.

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good night

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So this "American" company wants $40 for me to fix the art, so I wanted to ask you guys if you thought the one on the right was acceptable

Also, Merlin, email me

>>33214149
did they already make the run already or something?

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>>33213999
>female NEET

>>33214149
It looks fine to me, when are we gonna see it in your store?

>>33214147
What's the story behind the hotel moscow patch? what does it referance?

>>33214173
Black Lagoon, it's an anime.

>>33214161
no, I'm trying to figure out how to fix it without having to redo the art
They just want a "redigitizing fee"

>>33214167
No idea
All three companies have been total shitshows for 2 months

My main question is on the mouth though
The crowded one on the left was first, the one on the right was an attempt to fix it

Should I just go with the first one?

>>33214149
Apart from the shield being slightly "wavy bordered," it looks fine. I see the "issue" you're referring to. The mouth and the eyes, correct?

I prefer one on the right, seems more natural, human like to me. Left one looks like she's going to kill someone like Aliens movie... even though that's the whole idea of your patch? **shrugs**

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Boy look at the time. It's bed time. 6am comes early lol

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What's the best way to curve text in GIMP?

>Naval War Custom Scenario
>Atlantis ayys are invading
>cue fat super-battleship ass

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12474151

Pls vote for the buying gf patch
I'd rather it be a nametape because I feel it doesn't really look that good on a tab but I'll let the thread decide

>>33214258
>Left one looks like she's going to kill someone

that is the aesthetic we're going for

The single line just looks bad and I wish there were a way to have her lips outlined while also having the single canine show

>>33207414
It's good, but who to put on the other end of the line off to the right?

>>33207730
So, black circle with US flag. Not really that special, could say least ruin the patch of the dude himself that Ai (I think) posted earlier.

>>33207835
Bottom left and either of the blue ones. Basically just not top left.

>>33207860
I'm in for one.

>>33207874
Man, when you're done I'm buying the collection.

>>33208735
It's good as is.

>>33209888
Shit, do I have to make a sexy wizard now? Fuck, I can't draw.

>>33209955
I'd start a riot and shoot into a crowd for that ass.

>>33210668
I now want one sticker, one patch, and one wood patch of every patch person pin-up. Make it so!

>>33211043
>Special Area Detachment
Looks sharp, I'd be in for one.

>>33213214
How much we talking?

>>33213999
Solid! Also, when and where are we meeting in KCMO? Email me hombre!

>>33214149
>Also, Merlin, email me
Oh shit, in in deep now.

>>33214314
Oh my, it's Ai...

>>33214377
Name plate or bust.

Has anyone ever made a Roof Koreans patch?

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HOLY SHIT I THINK IT"S GOING TO BE EVEN FLOOFIER THAN WE THOUGHT

>>33214453
violent little machine shop has one

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>>33214465
hnng

>>33214465
Holy crackers! That's fucking awesome! Can't wait to rub my di- touch the fluffy with only my hand on a not lewd way.

>>33214450
That commie basher will surely be bought day 1

>>33213997
I kinda like how you kept the shitty graphics for the buying gf patch.

Not sure about the iron full helm, I understand it's a compromise to keep the bronze kite. The kiteshield is strangely flat though.

>>33214465
I can only imagine what kind of degenerate they think you are at that company

>>33214507
the bronze kite and iron helm are from the original picture

I plan on telling the company to leave it pixelated

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still waiting on the /pol/ patch in the mail, the Right Wing Safety Squad is fucking incredibly nicely made! I love my Abrakadabra too!

>>33211043
>What other GATE patches are you guys interested in?
All of them.

>>33214377
I say bring the one with the helmet back

>>33213983
Kek I need this to trigger my korean american colleagues

>>33214450
I will reiterate, this is not our prototype. Nothing has been made yet. But if you enjoyed the one Ai current sells, it can be reproduced to that standard but better.

>>33214537
Suggestions? And what would be a conservative amount to make for initial batch based on past experiences with how certain designs sell out fast? We can go all things GATE, and expand on other designs, but no ETA and guarantee for the time being. I will have to discuss things with my Partner.

>>33214465
WANT

>order over 18 pstches from different stores
>been a full week and a half
>only received two

I hate waiting.

>>33214597
>it can be reproduced to that standard but better.
That's exactly what I was hoping for.

>>33214495
Yeah, I see it selling like hotcakes.

>>33214551
see>>33213997

>>33214614
They have dubbed him the "alt knight" diggin the name

>>33214622
Aww I see

>>33214149
Conflicted. I think the right one looks worse, are the white bits supposed to be her teeth? Prefer the more "aggressive" one on the left desu.

still buying some either way as soon as they're up.

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Whats the difference between the sizes?

>>33214695
Add simplified US Flag on shield while you're at it.

>>33214680
Now that you mentioned it, you're right. NEET should go for Left then.

>>33214695
Beat me too it fuck

>>33214695
Would buy

>>33214705
wtf is the difference in size?

>>33214732
Are you or aren't you a big guy

>>33214735
For you

>>33214597
Well, it would be nice to see the Dragon Slayer patch on Neets list embroidered instead of woven.
Only if he's okay with it of course.

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I made a new thing

>>33214775
Even at 4", nearly all of the detail on Rory and the jet would be lost if done with embroidery
You simply can't get thread thin enough

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Has anyone ever sold one of these? I couldn't find any floating around online, which is surprising since its probably the most posted patch on 4chan ever.

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>>33214854
it's been posted over and over, someone actually did up some artwork for it but to my knowledge a store hasn't claimed it

>>33214715
attached pic

>>33214870
Sorry, I should have clarified better. Make certain areas easy to embroid... otherwise it's going to look like dots and blobs?

>>33214870
Don't forget to tilt the flag my guy

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It looks like it's going to need to be 4 inches wide in order to have any meaningful amount of fur or detail

>>33215007
dropped

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>>33215007
other option is to shrink the ends so I can go wider

>>33215021
k

>>33215031
fuck, wrong color

>>33215031
ohhh
the bush goes all the way to the belly

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>>33215035
here's the shortened one at 4 inches wide

>>33214624
>The Alt-Knight
That is fucking stellar. We need more anti-Antifa knights.

>>33215031
>>33215052
I dig the compact version, looks better and, dare I say it, more "realistic."

>>33214854
Someone had done the art like skog said, and a couple stores showed minor interest, bit nobody jumped up and said they'd do it. I said I'd consider it when it was mentioned a few threads ago, but even if I did it'd be a good ways down the line.

TL;DR not now, try again later.

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>>33215051
this was the inspiration

>>33215069
the other one looks more like sexy lingerie since it was smaller compared to the size of the person whereas this one looks more normal

>>33215088
True, and looking at the inspiration, I feel the thinner first version is more accurate, but it comes down to how you think it looks expanded to 4". Either way, in buying it.

>>33215069
Thinking of buying my own set to look like his except its still different possibly add a pepe cape and just go to some crazy protest wearing my shtf gear but barely any protests here in SoFlo (south Florida)

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>>33215031
Those really rough lines were triggering me. So is it confirmed that this will be fluffy?

>>33215102
issue is the patch will have to be too big to accommodate a large patch of fur if it's too wide
Either that or the fur needs to be made overly large

>>33215115
I did it with the eraser tool orginally
Went back with the line tool and made them the same angle just now before I sent it to the company

And yes, see>>33214465

>>33214465
God is real.

>>33215147
what do you think on Crusader-chan

>>33215149
Looks great! I'm glad it's coming out well. I was worried the face would come out all fucked up and mooshed together with so many details.

>>33214353
paths

>>33215149
>>33215161
Also, your addition of lines to the hair was a good one and they came out well.

>>33215166
what about the mouth
I'm thinking the left one, but it's far from ideal

>>33215166
Maybe we should have the eyebrow 's bottom go to the top of the eye so that it looks more natural. Without the eyelid there, it looks kinda strange.

>>33215173
You're right, the left one is definitely better although they game her shark teeth.

>>33215088
upon further research...
i have realise i am bad with anatomy.
compact shimapan works better desu~

>>33215174
unfortunately they want a $40 "redigitizing fee" to fix any artwork errors, so unless there's a major error or multiple errors that need to be and guaranteed CAN be fixed, I don't want to mess with minor things

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Opsec's patches, Big guy and Itarica are live.

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>>33215198
I've made these shitty mspaint fixes. What do you think? Adjustments made to eyebrow position and mouth.

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>>33215200
Honk honk

>>33215207
Extended eyebrow lower and fixed shark teeth.

>>33215207
Can't do anything with line thickness in the mouth
Threads are simply too thick
And moving her eyebrow like that makes her look like a caveman

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>>33214314
Hi I just woke up and
>mfw

>>33215214
Maybe the eyebrow just a bit more forward rather than down, then? Also, the issue isn't thickness of the teeth outline but direction. It looks like a jigsaw, like some One Piece sharkmen shit on the left.

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Moving the eyebrow forward and having the teeth line be straight until it reaches the canine would be good.

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>patches incoming
Finally.

Prayer to Wood to make this a embroider patch after thighs.
>From one wood to another.

>>33215230
the reason it looks like that is because there's thread outlining her lips and running between her teeth
The thread is too thick to be able to be able to have the canine tooth and continue on to the front of her mouth

Your edit isn't possible because it's less than half of the thickness of the thread

as for the eyebrow, like I said, it's $40 every time we want to make an edit, so if it comes out badly, we pay $80 to figure that out, so I'd really rather not since I honestly don't think there's anything wrong with it

>>33215235
there is only 1 jump of stitching between the canine and the front
Trying to get that straight is going to be splitting hairs and will likely change from patch to patch

>>33215252
Whatever you think is best, man. I'm genuinely sorry that I can't help more, but that's all I've got.

What's your preference?

>>33215253
I would much rather have it all fixed, but in my experience, nearly none of it is fixable other than the eyebrow
Unfortunately I used a cheap American company and they nickel and dime you every chance they get, so a minor change isn't worth it to me
The company I used for RWDS did like 15 edits on actually made patches before we got it right and all of it was free.

Between the two options, I'd much rather do the left

>>33215265
Personally i think the left looks better, the right looks like she's clenching her teeth together like a school kids first school photo, if that makes sense (that stupid forced smile kids do).

Also ship to the UK plz

>>33215200
>Itarica
gib

>>33215265
The right looks better spaced and has a better eye but the left has a better mouth. i suspect that they exacerbated the left with its thicker threads and it seems so have been vertically squished. Are you sure they're not trying to pull one over on you? Maybe it's in my head and I have no idea what I'm talking about.

>>33215288
well it looks like left is the winner, so I'll have them remake up the original (since it's not an art change) and we'll see if anything changes

>>33215314
Fucking name dropped.

>>33215314
mouth looks squished because they removed the outlining in the one on the right

>>33215314
oh and the eye wasn't changed by me, meaning it was different from patch to patch, something that's uncontrollable

>>33215324
No, I mean it all looks squished. The distance from the bottom of the lip to the bottom of the chin, the height of the mouth, the jawline, etc. It's like they squished the whole patch by like 5-10%.

>>33215325
Oh, you did the changes? I thought they were trying to say "Look, we made it a little better. Shekels?"

>>33215340
no, I asked to clean up the mouth and the right is what they gave me
That's as far as they could go without charging me and I'm surprised they did that much with how they explained it on the phone

The rest of the changes were just what came off the machine

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>>33215345
I think it's safe to say that I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, bud.

I BELIEVE IN YOU.

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>>33215200
>double honk

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>>33215365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H1rPYkRyjE

>>33214465
YES!

>>33215007
>>33215031
I'll buy it no matter what size it is.

>>33215209
So, what are the various sizes supposed to change on the patch? Different actual size, different text, or just memeing as usual?

Also, morning Ai.

>>33215355
>I think it's safe to say that I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, bud.
I'd say it's just like normal, but the post was too short. We need another three paragraphs, minimum.

Morning D3.

---

So, where are we at on buying NEET these >>33213999 shorts and making him wear them? And then having him take them off, slowly...

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I wanna say thanks to the patch guys that added newsletters so I can stay on top of patch releases I want to get, without having to constantly sift through the shitposting.

Also, last time I was in the patch thread somebody shit talked Coleus plants, which motivated me to put an order with my local nursery of pic related Violet tricolour Coleus to plant in my garden after the ground defrosts.

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Is this PK's page?

Link if you want to check it out
/SmashCulturalMarxism3

>>33215727
Just memeing.

>>33216015
He's a facebook whore so I wouldn't be surprised. Probably shills his patches on there.

>>33215871
Coleus are based as fuck.

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>>33216027
Yeah, I think he was just salty about the argument and took it out on the poor Coleus plant.

>>33214536
imagine actually meeting the weird motherfucker who owns these

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>>33214695
this dude's not gonna have any good nights when he's being assraped in prison for felony battery charges

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meme patch

>>33216021
I have nearly 30,000 people on facebook. It shouldn't be a surprise that I primarily advertise there.

>>33216015
No, that's not my page.

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Top kek, Skog. Made my day.

Hey Wood, what the fuck are you doing that makes you have over double what all the other guys do for facebook likes/follows?

>>33215871
I have one but I rarely use it

>>33216316
This is the kind of post that is actively ruining /k/

>>33216637
>s-stop making me think thoughts I don't like to think :((

sounding like a liberal there my mans

>>33216324
Need

>>33216645
woah there anon, it's almost like /pol/fags are dumb meme spewers with a completely unrealistic outlook on the world. really gets those neurons firing huh...

>>33216666
all over amazon for like $5 friendo

just got one along with some others

>>33216687
Implying entire 4chan isn't like last thread lol. Step outside Patch Thread, and half of the threads are either glorifying American tech, Russian tech, shitting on American tech, shitting on Russian tech, shitting on Chinese tech, talk about Chinese tech and turn into shitfest because Americans are mostly anti-Norinco while the Leafs like it, and the rest are either "how come we don't have bullpup style tanks or 9.7mm cal firing rifles like from Halo?"

That, is /k/ in a nutshell. I'd say, Patch Thread is like its own independent community.

>>33214450
>another wall of text
filtered

>>33214465
Are you gonna keep that star shaped?

>>33214536
w2c ar patch?

>>33216802
If you can't learn how to greentext, your shitty /pol/fag kind doesn't belong here

>>33216891
Literally nothing on that patch is star shaped

>>33216957
the bush

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>>33214813
Looks less ghetto. Nice.

>>33214465
Fuck, my wallet is reaching Bingo on money...>>33216396

>30,000
>was a thousand or so last week
Can you provide proofs, or are you just talking out your ass? It's help settle some of the shitposting around here.

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well since I have to fuck with the Conse art anyways might as well make the rest of it correct.
there's some inconsistencies but when the characters in LWA put on their fancy witch uniforms, they also wear these boot things, which I forgot about.

>>33214147
What is the the fifth one from the left in top row about? I like the design.

>>33216947
H-hey! NO BULLY! Or I'll get NEET and Ai, the two biggest felons in town to defend my ass!

>>33217048
The inconsistencies could very well be explained in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC2HqRS1qjo

>>33217030
You can buy facebook likes real cheap.

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>>33217124
the inconsistencies come from the two different outfits, casual/class uniform and the dress uniform. the only time I've seen that standard broken is the one frame in the middle where Conse has the socks and loafers, probably so that her legs read better than having the skirt and boots being the same color.

>>33217111
spoonfeed cause trips: 2hu sells it.

>>33214695
Oh please make it fast

>>33217175
Thank you

>>33217111
its from hidamari sketch, its comfy.

>>33217153
Ah, my bad. I assumed the inconsistencies I thought you were referring to, were in regards to "Disney inspired animation fluidity design" or whatever it's called. Perhaps it's just overlook by the animators?

I'll have to rewatch the episode again, will get back to you later.

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>>33217030
This is my main page that I share occasional patch shit on. My patch page is at about 1400.

>>33217129
Why the hell would I buy bots if I'm trying to sell products outside of facebook? That would be a complete waste of money.

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>>33217350
>that response rate
>that response time

Do you even try

>para lower and parts didn't show up
>dsa para top cover did

This is when I would take comfort in my keychains
IF I COULD BUY THEM

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>>33217374

>>33217350
Well you would buy likes to make your page look more liked/big/important than it really is. Nobody mentioned anything about "trying to sell products outside of facebook".

>>33217389
it reminds me of that angry british truck driver

>I was going to make a video reviewing these Upotte keychains but I remembered
>NO ONE FUCKING SELLS THEM

>>33217415
jej

>>33217430
I had thought about running a few cheap ads on goybook for my page because stuff like Avatar would get a lot of the normiebook crowd in, but I don't really want NoFunimation taking notice

>>33217350
You do know likes =\= customers, right?
I can like your page or what you post without ever buying a thing.

And that 30k is not concurrent, it's total over the lifetime of the page. I still think you are over-inflating your numbers.
But I get it, businesses needs traffic to survive.

>>33217529
why are you shitposting lard
play nice

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>when your memes arrive all at once

>>33217545
>teeny tiny letters

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>>33217538
I'm just confused as to why someone would repeat claims that are dubious at best.

But fine, I'll lay off it. I got more important things to do I guess...

>>33217575
page likes are current numbers
the number goes down if people dislike his page

>>33217570
>ffff
Yeah, looks like shit compared to what its suppose to. Not worth the money. Oh well.

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>>33217585
But that's just a counter with the ability to subtract. It's no more than an arbitrary dick measuring contest. I seriously doubt the numbers are equivalent to customer totals.

But then again, I don't know actual revenue figures. I'm not going to ask for them either, because that's a basic no-no in the business world (unless you were being audited or are selling said business).

------------------
Oh, and do you have a ETA when you will get the Palmtop patches in, Ai? I'm doing an outing soon, and I want to put that on my jacket.

...I still need to find Velcro. Anyone know where I might find some in a store like Hobby Lobby or som thing? I know I can buy online, but that might take too long.

>>33217643
>It's no more than an arbitrary dick measuring contest

Except it's a good indicator of the amount of follows meaning your posts are seen by a much larger audience meaning you will have a much larger chance of selling your product

It's an indicator of marketing reach

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>When you can't remember if you already ordered a set of patches and cant find a receipt to make sure so you make a second order anyways.

Also Valkyrie is the best seller

>>33217538
>>33217585
>>33217659
+1 free patch was added to your panel

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Thanks Crimson. I too wish I lived in Bone Town, maybe then I would stop being so lonely ;__;

>>33217538
In all fairness he is bringing up some valid points.

>>33215727
We need to get his size. He posted it several threads back when he got his rhodie shorts

>>33217643
Business is doing quite well.

Remember the 5,601 figure I had posted earlier? Out of all of those hits in the past six weeks, one out of 8.75 visitors placed an order for at least one item.

You can do the math.

>>33216565

I only have 420 or so likes on FB

Is that a lot? I'm happy with it but didn't think it was anything special.

>>33217350
oh look another attention whore facebook user. Fuck off and tell WGW they're still fags.

>>33217991
Want me to share your shit?

>>33218002
Thanks you too

>>33218038
no one cares about your shit patches go peddle them to your 12 year old 'fanbase' on fb.

>>33217819
>tfw still waiting for my patches to get sent
>tfw its been nearly 3 weeks since they got my order

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>>33218053
Can you point to the spot on this doll where my patches touched you?

>>33218142
>>>/facebook/

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not /k/ related in any way, but i want to make many moneys so if you want you can buy this patch at trepanism.bigcartel.com

>>33217954
So roughly 600-ish people? That's actually not that bad.

But just saying "lol 100k people guys!" isn't being helpful nor truthful. If you just said that you have over 500 customers, then it would be harder for others to say to the contrary.
Numbers are some serious shit, as you can tell.

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>>33218135
dude my order confirmation came on the 5th, shipping confirmation came on the 15th, and they only just now arrived, a month later.
that being said I love you Crimson ~<3

>>33218167
i haven't even got shipping comf ;_;

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>>33218191
it'll be okay, little anon. Papa Crimson will allow no harm to come to you.

>>33218152
>$12 leaf bucks converted
>no velcro
>before shipping
>a brit

All this sounds very much familiar to me... I wonder why?

>>33216533
I try <3
was hoping you'd post it

I need shotgun related patches. Maybe 'German for War Crime'?

>>33213999
Nice

>>33214465
Oh my goooooood

>>33218303
free shipping senpai. i also am german. i know it's expensive but i'm just starting out with this, i'm gonna lower prices at some point.

regarding the velcro, it seems to me like nobody cares about that apart from military patches. i might be wrong about that though.

>>33218309
I had the Rem/Remington idea

>>33214465
I need this in my life yesterday.

>>33218154
>600+ customers
>4 patches actually in stock
>those 4 patches were in stock for a long time and aren't sold out
doesn't add up

>>33217900
I wanna say his shorts were either 36 or 34, but I'll go check.

>>33187076
>get size 34
>have to basically paint them on my ass and wear them up over my hips
Size 34 it is, I want to see those bright orange STATE PRISON booty shorts painted on his ass, and I'm willing to pay for the priv- holy shit this got gay quickly. Fuck, even my girlfriend would be calling me a fag if she weren't at work right now.

Whatever. Prison booty shorts for NEET, who else want in on this?

>>33217991
I've only got 170

>>33218458
size 34 jeans fit just fine tho

>>33218424
this

You're telling me you sold 600 patches in one week?

>>33218364
>nobody cares about that apart from military patches
Du weißt schon auf welchem Board du grad postest?

>>33218509
as i said this patch is not /k/ related. i never lurk here, i just came here to shill. i didn't expect you guys to like me or my patches or their iron-on backing.

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y tho?

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>>33218557
>patch somehow looks even worse than the art of it

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>>33218557
I said it before, I'll say it again. The character anatomy/designs look like they were taken from that scene where Rem plays Twister. Seconding the y tho?

Also, just took a second look (oh god why) and it's somehow even worse the longer I look at it. It's like the patch is an active, slow motion train wreck of artistic design. This thing is giving me pic related the longer I stare.

>>33218484
Weird. But what you're saying is get you size 32s to guarantee they will be a snug fit?

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>>33213993
>package is delayd 2 days
>gets here find out why
Post office bent the shit out of it

>>33218488
Read my posts again. All of them.

>>33218424
I'm constantly reordering stuff before it goes out of stock to make sure anyone who wants one can get one. Take a business class sometime. You'll learn all about these sorts of things.

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>>33218557
Jesus christ

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>>33218557
WHAT THE FUCK

>>33218620
if they're supposed to be hotpants, they gotta SQUEEZE dat ass

>>33218651
you said 1:9 of 5600 people who got hits in one week bought from you

Unless you're comparing completely different statistics then you're just a bad person

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>>33215365
Hey ai sorry in advance for the echeck my paypal is acting strange and your site wouldent let me use a card normally.
>time to get a new wall, gf wants her own too for her patches

>>33218557
rem best girl

>>33218651
>4 patches in stock
>peole buy them all up like crazy so you have to restock
>nobody buys winterchan which is still and was in stock for a long time
Is it possible? Yes. But it's more probable you're just a samefag and a liar.

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>>33218682
britbong here, I ordered a megumin patch, have you shipped my order yet? Or is there still time to order one of those Rory patches and have it shipped at the same time?

>>33217954
Just the fact you know all these exact number makes me not like you. Not sure why.

>>33217720
thanks friend, glad your order got to you safely

>>33218771
I'm down to 15% stock on winterchan.
Sales have slowed down on most items, which is why I'm ordering less for restocks and invested more in new designs.

>>33218698
5601 is a six week total.

>>33218806
order number?

>>33218838
It's probably pre-existing biases fampai.

I'm bored and working on my site already. Takes me like ten seconds to look the numbers up.

>>33218868
my bad forgot to post that, 1541.

>>33218770
Too bad best girl cant save that patch. No matter who the waifu is, that guy still looks like he draws on the same level as a 12 year old on deviantart.

>>33214353
>3x3 superfiring
oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>33218889
It's ok, senpai. I don't hate you. Also, did I miss the AK74 patch? Website says out of stock.

>>33218926
I just put five up yesterday, but I'll be restocking the rest of them tonight at 8PM EST.

Want me to hold a couple for you in case you miss it?

>>33219004
If you could that would be great. I'm going to be working when they go up.

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>>33218557
Why would someone even make that?

>>33218689
I'll include the cost of one small tub of Crisco, then.

>>33219004
Oh shit, I totally forgot to get my Serb Guard from you! Guess this is the right time to do it so I can get that AK patch as well. Any idea what your next patch will be?

---

Kek flag is in production, my site has been updated, and now I'm just waiting on the "final" tests of Apex and SOX, along with eventually getting my fucking Gloli patches. I swear, if I get my 2nd order before my first, from a month+ prior, I'm going to burn down China. All of it.

Well, I'll at least order some Chinese food and not tip well. THAT'LL SHOW THEM!

>>33218557
This is worse than deviantart tier.

>>33219035
I was asking the exact same shit when he first post the art.The problem is, he posts his shit to the WGW group on FB. They only respond with "Looks good!" and "I'll buy five!". No one on there tells anyone it looks like shit. That's why I prefer posting my shit here. If a design is crap, y'all will tell me and I'll either fix it or scrap it.

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>>33219065
Kek. "I'll buy five". I wonder if it's just positive circlejerking without real commitment, or if they actually do numbers with such hideous designs.

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Starting work on medallion. How's this for the color of the cross and outline? The colors in the show seem to be pretty dark so I don't know if I should just match the design to be just as dark.

>>33219127
Hard to tell with them. They have pretty shit taste some times.

>>33213997
do you have an idea when youll have a "buying gf" patch up? i have a buddy, whos birthday is late april, who would love it.

>>33218861
How many ink cartridges did you go through to print those pages off?

>>33219216
The gold looks a little off to my eye. Maybe try the lighter gold colour as R:245 G:215 B:39 ?

>>33218909
Already sent, fampai

>>33219308
laser printer senpai

>>33213993
Story on the CMESKL?

>>33219401
I think Skol said earlier that CMESKL just means "Commie Skull", and that there's no real story beyond what you can see.

>>33218309
Never knew I needed this, make it like opsec's 7.62 patch but instead there's a 1897 on top
and the words "German for War Crime"

>>33218557
..At least he tried? Hopefully the megumin one is better

>>33219065
I've given constructive comments there before and it goes in one ear and out the other

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>>33219566
In the words of 2BF's Pat: "To try and fail means you should have never tried at all"

>>33216947
>implying he's from pol
>implying pol arent top tier posters here
Killurself.jpg

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>>33219401
I never asked Skol, but I noticed the knife in the CMESKL patch wasn't the SS dagger, but instead was patterned after the Hitler Youth knife.

Funnily enough, surplus hitler youth knifes after the war were taken and sold in America as a boy scout knife after replacing the swastika badging on the handle with the boy scout fleur de lis. pic related

>>33219700
I have one of these with the swastika, grandpa brought back from the war

God fucking damn it

>>33219700
He said that it's a combination of a Hitler Youth knife and a K98k bayonet.

>>33219609
>A real hero will suck a dick to save their children!
>Patrick FuckBoivin

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>>33219721
Yeah, they're also differentiated by having the "Blud und Ehre" printed on the blade itself.

"Blud und Ehre" Blood and Honor. Guess whatever Hilterjugend your grandpappy got it off of lost at least one of those two.

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>>33219739
What's the problem, senpai?

>>33219793
its "blut"

>>33219786
>There's a certain nobility in lying in bed all day pretending things aren't the way they are.
Pat the Philosopher

>>33219823
Deja vu is the problem.

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>>33219739

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>>33219823

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>>33219823
Got the Starbucks today. But the patch company fucked it all up.

>>33214695

Love it

>>33219855
I only have a limited amount of memes on my phone.

>>33219889
Can't you just get away with not having the hands? Seems like most of the problems are from that area.

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>>33219889
After seeing >>33218557 that starbucks patch looks absolutely fine to me.

>>33219889
Looks all right, at least. They'll probably sell.

>>33219918
What's wrong with my hand?

>>33218369
Whatchya mean?
>>33219534
That could work, but we can go... Grander!

>>33219995
>the leaf delays fixed starbucks patch just so he can get a fucked up one and use it as a setup for a hand pun

>>33220010
Rem from re:zero
2hu did something to do with Rem and Rambo
I thought it'd be better to do Rem and Remington. Dunno.

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>>33218557
>Oy, just make anime stuff with big butts and tiddies, those goys will buy it

>>33219995
Cheeky.

But seriously, is there no way to just draw a line to at least make the hands looks complete?

>>33220116
Dude they had it fine in the sample, they just didn't fucking send me the right thing.

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>>33220010
Watcha thinking?

>>33219930
This.

Also, thanks for the Baneposting device!

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Is good day

>>33220223
Oh, so it was a simple "company can't into mail".

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>>33220223
stop fucking sperging out over it
it's a millimeter of white
you keep saying it makes her legs way fatter but it doesn't matter jesus fuck

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>mfw just got off the phone talking to Cindy about the problem with the starbucks
>mfw spent nearly 15 minutes discussing the issue, both avoiding the subject
Poor fucking Cindy, god bless her.

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>>33220337
Where'd those nitwits get such taste?

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I added MOLLE to my truck.

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>>33220337
>direct contact with authors
Well, I guess I have to contact a few people then...

>>33220367
When they monitored the patch thread/ didn't use their own art.

>>33219021
I've got two set aside for ya. Email me or hit up my FB page. I'll get em to you.

>>33219038
I have pic related shipping wednesday. After that, I'll be doing lewd M16, the commemorative F-117 shootdown patch, and Red Steel insignia.

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>>33220416
Did I actually forget the pic? Jesus christ.

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>>33220337
>Meme hardcore on that disgusting looking rem patch
>Rory patch announced, instant have-to-buy
Now I get to feel like a jackass when I give them my money

>>33220463
>wow look, another generic remake!
I'd rather own the real thing, thanks.

>>33220540
Believe me, I would too. Just I'd rather not pay in excess of $100 for a single patch, IF I can manage to find one.

>>33220583
Meh, design your own shit.

>>33220601
I do, thanks.

>>33220365
+1 autism

>>33220365
you should get her personal phone number through dubious means and try to call her in broken Finnish

>>33213999
NEET is a blondie?

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>>33220640
>The Ai lore rises

>>33220650
please stop posting that image, it gives me a terrible case of The Feelies every time.

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>>33220667
It's just a story about two friends who have a disagreement, then one of them goes on a boat trip to cool his head.

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>>33220463
Why do you keep fucking up the Serbian eagles?

>>33220719
dio, y ;__;

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>>33220779
this, can someone run the original patch without the retarded eagle?

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>>33220779
>>33220829
Who the hell thought that plucked chicken looked good?

>>33220640
>>33220650
Stop bully

>>33220829
I'd up for it, I'll cook something up and if there's interest, sure.

>>33220230
Animu girl in a Doughboy helmet, two shotgun shell bandoleers, and wearing nothing else (maybe showing us what's under one of those bandoleers with a wink) and a trench gun.

That, or a shotgun spooking a dachshund wearing a picklehalbe.

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kek

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>>33220847
U sure have a certain nose for business Ai :^)

>>33220882
The nose knows

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>>33220882
No offence to PK, but the plucked chicken is what stopped me from buying it.

>>33220899
pic related

>>33220909
>but the plucked chicken is what stopped me from buying it.
Yeah, I was also interested at first until a friend pointed out to me that it's a mere bastardization

>>33220337
>>33220414

>gets posted immediately after and during the hype to have it made by NEET

You know full well those cocksuckers jumped on it as soon as they saw it posted here

>>33220647
no, that's the meme
he said it wasn't last thread

>>33220337
uuuuuuuhhhhh
>>33213997
>>33214813

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>>33220970
>tfw you don't understand half the stupid drama in these threads because you just skim them to keep up on patch releases

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>>33221045
>>33220337

>>33220970
if anything they or someone who knows them posted it here first to start some sort of interest before it was pulled out from under us a few days later

either way
fuck it who cares
NEET has enough patches he needs to put out before he goes to prison

>>33221047
WGW has done this like 4 times now where someone here posts a design and it shows to be popular so they immediately put it into production
Hell, they've done it twice to NEET
They tried to steal Mithril and Strike Witches from him, but luckily he told them to shove it up their asses
They posted all the emails back and forth between them in some bad attempt to play it off, but it only confirmed what they did

>>33221054
I bet they didn't even get the fucking permission.

>>33220847
Way ahead of you. I've already got the art and it's going to be run within the next month as a "V2".

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>>33220855
You ruined it, Frostbite. We need to keep it minimalistic and not ruin things with excessive Japanese cartoonery

I don't want to be that guy but WGW announced they would work with the manga artist within a few days if the dragon slayer artwork being posted on his pixiv on their FB.

I just haven't heard about it since then so I assumed it might have fallen through but apparently not.

If anything they saw the interest in this thread to run it and wanted to get ahead of it before someone else ran it. Considering within days they have a woven sample I'd wager they've been working on it already.

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>>33221121

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>>33221103
Meh, come back with an artwork. If I post my art work first it's mine.
>I am after all the one to originally say I'm making a Proper eagle Garda patch

>>33221103
>>33221161
Finished artwork mind you, not some drawing on a napkin.

Gunfucker patches just went live if anyone gives a shit. They're going quick though. Five minutes and I've already sold a fifth of what I've got.

http://www.pkpatchworks.com/product/gunfucker-ak74

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>>33221091
I just want to buy patches. IDGAF about all the other bullshit. Having to monitor these threads to find out when stuff gets released so I have a chance in hell of getting something before it sells out is like having to hang out for an hour with your dealer every time you wanted to buy weed.

>>33221092
honestly I bet they did, but sat on it forever
What they'll do is if NEET tries to run it they'll have the artist (or just do it themselves) C&D him

>>33221172
you actually ran that piece of shit?

>>33221161
Not trying to be a dick, but I'm doing an Arkan run regardless. Tiger in black and white, along with both versions of the eagle. It's already been set in stone.

>>33221173

Holy shit, so much this. I hate degenerate weeb shit with a passion, but am just here to watch for patch releases...

Hurts my brain refreshing these threads and wading through the faggoty bullshit.

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>have to explain myself in circles to one company how I don't want the velcro sewn on the Strike Witches patches
>5 fucking times
>called the other company at 10AM asking for a brighter pic of M14
>still nothing

Meanwhile the one gook ass company who works through nothing but email gets me corrections and updates the very next day

God I fucking hate this business

>>33221173
>>33221249
you're the people who ruin their countries because you have no sense of morality

>>33221257
I don't quite understand how these companies run that they can fuck up this much for their clients.

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>>33221270

Makes perfect sense.

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>>33221209
>set in stone
All I see is some words on an anonymous image board. Words that have been written after I said I'd be running the normal eagle.

>>33220864
how do i get?

>>33218557
KILL ME

>>33221339
/fa/ store, "against meaning"

>>33221321
>I'll go buy from the guy ruining communities because lol he's providing a le service for my le monies

>>33220337
>over 3"
>still looks like shit and has terrible detail

Mark has quite the affinity for garbage

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>>33221347

I've never purchased a patch from this WGW place, they have nothing that interests me.

Cool projecting though kiddo.

>>33221345
what??

>>33221376
>you have to do something to have a shit sense of morality

Whatever fucked up mental gymnastics you have to go through to make yourself right

>>33221384
check the paste bin on the /fa/ patch thread