Things your first gun would say to you today.

take me out of the closet sergei

>Why come he don't want me, man?

>don't sell me don't sell me don't sell me

>please...

>cheeky breeki iv damke

>what did you dooooo

Marlin model 60 that has fallen to bits.
R.I.P.

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Fucking
CLEAN
ME

>t. wasr I bought in 2011 that has hasn't been cleaned since 2012
>waiting for it to stop working but it won't

>>33208171
>Thanks for cleaning me after our range trip, anon.
>You really should buy more ammo for me though...

>what happened to my case
>why is it so cold in here
>i wish you would clean me
>who are all these other fuckwads.
>I spent 20 years by myself in a nice warm case and now this.
>is this the holocaust youre always talking about

Cepгeй Mocин пoвopaчивaeтcя в eгo мoгилe!

Translation: "Sergei Mosin turns in his grave!"

t. The nugget I've never cleaned.

"Why do you get me more siblings when only brother Steyr gets to come out anymore"

>>33208171
"remember that time i fell out of your holster while you were bending your gf over?"

>Why did you sell me? I thought I was your problem solver? We wuz Glocks and shit!

YO HOL UP!!

>It was a hi point

>he took the case from me
>it wasn't a nice case but it was MY case
>he barely touches any wood these days... and when he does it's one of those damn Winchesters
>it's all AR-15s and striker fired 9mm pistols...
>I remember when he would come over my serial numbers, do research on me...
>I'm not the fanciest, best built, or even have the coolest history but I was HIS first

Steyr M95. No store around me had any nuggets or SKS for sale.

>>33208171
shoot me faggot

>>33208423
Comb* definitely not come or cum

>y-you too

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>>33208440
>not come or cum
>cum
suuuurre....

>why did you sneeze in the other room? Great, now I'm going to rust.

Remington 870, 2008

This son of a bitch only takes me out during pheasant and dove season.

>>33208171
"Why did you trade me in?"
>"You were hard to hold for my GF."
-Hi Point C9

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>>33208177
>>33208195
>>33208186
Jesus

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>thanks for not selling me unlike my 27 other friends when your wife passed, ill be here for you forever.

>at least your dad takes me to the range
t. Savage MkII

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"You haven't fired me in a year, comrade. Set me on fire once more in the filth of the outdoors like good old times!"

"When shall we ever shed the blood of fascist scum again? I miss those days."

"Perhaps it's time for a cleaning. Not that I'd need it, but that was a very muddy place we were in last time."

"...The snow reminds me of home. And the day you found me."

>>33208171
>I'm sorry my sights keep getting loose, ill try harder to keep it together. Dont sell me onichan

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>>33208171
Why did you cum in me and post photos of it ok /k/?

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>>33208171
>why sid you trade me in with my brothers for that shitty pawn shop dpms? Your dad bought me for your 12th birthday, what will you pass down to your child now?
I-I'm so sorry. I regret it every day ;_;
Pls forgive me. Pls stop haunting my dreams

>>33208171
idk, i dont speak russian peasant.

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>>33208571
right in my
>feels

>Buff out that idiot scratch, asshole.

>>33208741
Kek

>>33208171

>it was a good yesterday. We sure showed that steel who's boss!

My first gun gets lots of love and the most range time.

>>33208171
"Feed me the life-force of deer, elk and antelope. I am beautiful and fearsome"

>my front sight is off
>my barrel is not straight
>you overpaid me
>you always look at me and the others when you start to sleep
>you always get angry when you ear people that want to ban me from your country
>yet, i'm just a old mosin nagant with a scope and you already have far better
>would be cool if you could stop masturbate in the open though ... that's embarassing

>>33208171
Why the fuck am I in separate pieces

Pew

First gun was 91/30 I bought for $80, traded it for much better condition m44. Don't know what it would say to me, but I have no regrets

>>33209082

>i came here to post that

my 10/22 hasn't had a stock or barrel for nearly 15 years.

>>33208171
My Mosin is wondering when I'll try shooting him again.

Unfortunately, I have nowhere to make good use of its range and practice. I am left woefully inexperienced with shooting rifles.

>Why don't you shoot me anymore?
>You shot me all the time before you hear about the low number problems
>You weren't scared then,Why are you scared now?
>You took such good care of me before, but now my stock is dinged and chipped in spots
>When are you going to get that C-stock for me like you always wanted?
>You always took such good care of me, got the correct parts, but now...I just collect dust

IM SO SORRY SWEET HEART
I LOVE YOU
;____________;

>>33209341

My marlin 60 doesn't have a stock. It's literally just the action

>my dumbass stripped the screws in the receiver for the trigger group

>I'm prettier than her
>more sensible
>cheaper
>and I have less expensive appetites
>...that's probably why you still shoot me fairly often

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>200 thousand rounds later, and you're still that little boy I saw in the shop 10 years ago.

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>Come on, there's still a use for me...
>Alright maybe next time...
I need to get my 20 gauge out more often, man

>>33209835
>200,000 rounds

>WHERE ARE ALL OF MY PINS AND SPRINGS?
RIP trigger group

"Oh God, not the 3in magnums slugs again!"

>>33209845
10 years, a shitton of ammo, and a place to shoot it.

Only parts on it that were there when I bought it is the upper and lower, everything else has been replaced over time.

It's the Houdini's wand thing, she's only really got about 5 thousand on that barrel right now.

>>33208171
I will always remember you... and I will never forgive those who took me. You did nothing wrong that day. I miss you, and I know you miss me. I wish we could have had more time together.

>Confiscated by police. Destroyed.

M1911 "Sparky" A1
2008-2013/14

>>33210047

F

>>33208171
>Where did you go anon? I am of used long wait in darkness, but others are young and scared.

Just another year my friends, just one more year.

>>33210215
You have to tell us the story now

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>>33210215
>>33210328
We're gonna need some context on these.

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>>33208171

eй дeбил, пoкopми мeня

>>33210215
ф

>>33210215

story pls

>>33210340
>>33210353
I don't want to go into details.
>New city
>Didn't know anyone
>Meet highschool friend on the bus just by chance
>Introduces me to her little brother
>We decide to get an apartment and split the rent
>Juggalo
>Ends up having another juggalo move in without my approval
>Other juggalo starts causing damage
>People squatting in living room
>Place getting messy
>Never any food
>Disrespect errywhere
>Tell him to get out
>Doesn't
>Fight starts
>Get pistol
>Tell him to get out at gunpoint
>They call the cops
>I get arrested
>Firearms that I couldn't get transferred to someone else got destroyed

I will rebuild my collection again, but I will never forget Sparky... I will also never forget those juggalos...

>>33210441
People lately have been blaming bronies and furries for anything and everything but juggalos are the actual source of all evil in the world.

>>33210475
They truly are, and I learned the hard way. Other than that ONE day that I fucked up and pointed a firearm I've had a spotless record; no crimes except a pack of Hubba Bubba grape flavoured gum I stole in the 90s, which my mum had given me an ear-beating for all the way home when she caught me chewing it.

I now know, and though I dare say some trolls will be telling me that they were right to take my firearms, that I should never own firearms again, I WILL become a gun owner again, I WILL rebuild my collection, hopefully be able to get back some of the firearms I had to transfer, and I will never let those firearms go again. I will always remember Sparky.

>>33210441
>[WHOOP WHOOPS internally]

>>33210441
I feel like you've shared your tale before
Unless many anons have gotten into confrontations with juggalos before

>>33210608
I think I told it once before, perhaps. Maybe while drunk. Juggalos are the scum of the Earth.

>>33210441
the fuck's a juggalo? google yields some weird mexican clown LARPers

>>33210672

thats wat they are
theyre fans of insane clown posse

>"I can't wait to meet you tomorrow, hope the background check goes quickly"

hype

>>33210672
Imagine a white redneck if they had been raised in the suburbs or city, now give them a sports jersey with shorts to match, dreadlocks, weed, poor hygiene, disrespect for other people and their property, contempt for any and all authority, a low IQ, poor life decisions, and a proclivity to listen to insane clown posse and paint their faces like them. That's about the gist of a juggalo.

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>I was suspiciously cheap
>It was because they were discontinuing sales at that store, honest
>You've shot me a bunch, you know I won't let you down
>I'll always be on the nightstand when you need me

My not-so-old friend, I could be homeless in a box under the interstate and I'd never let you go.

>>33210751
Yyyyyyyyyup. Well, not so sure about the dreadlocks, but the other stuff is just about spot on. I recall seeing one image or video of a juggalo who was bragging about having a job, to try and defend juggalos saying they're not all unemployed. I'm willing to bet it was a deadend minimum wage job. I also recall a very disturbing image of a juggalo couple, complete with a fat-fuck ex-mother, at their child's funeral and it was a juggalo-themed funeral with hatchetman everywhere. Hatchetman is like their logo, which is the sillhouette of a person running with a hatchet in their hand.

I remember meeting one juggalo who thought he was an Aryan, even though I don't recall he had blonde hair, can't remember the eyecolour, his room was LITERALLY the messiest I had ever laid eyes on, still lived with his mother while in his 20s, was selling weed, and was just in general a big piece of shit. Very often went to a 7/11 to pick up a Big Gulp or some such thing, and I recall when he was playing a videogame (maybe Battlefield 2 or something), he said "The G36 is the best." to which I asked "Why is that?" to which he replied "It's just the best." Only because it's German, I dare say. He also said the British were awful for bombing Germany, even though the Germans bombed England.

>Please shoot me

WASR-10, haven't shot it since 2013, mainly because it is hard to find a long-rifle range in MD that I don't have to pay for. One a positive note, I will shoot it over spring break in KY.

>Maybe when you have a kid I'll see the light again. Can't be too long a wait now can it?

>Sorry I can't shoot good groups

>I was used to kill so many germans my old masters had to counterbore me

>Why are you sawing off my handguard? Free floating my barrel won't help, its my rifling ;_;7

>I'm so hungry... why is my food so expensive these days master?

>I'm glad you and your friends still enjoy shooting me... My aluminum and polymer sisters arent as much fun as an old bolt-action like me!

>>33210822
I'm going to bed.

>>33210967
Sleep, and never let the juggalo menace invade your mind again; they are not worth thinking about. Tonight has been the first time I've thought of them in a great while, and I hope it will be a great while and/or the rest of my life before I think of juggalos again.

>>33208171
Is that another box of ammo for me, comrade? You shouldn't have!
Let's party!

Feed me blyat!

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>>33208177
>>33208195
>>33208571
>>33208685
>>33209550
>>33209835
>>33210328
I never realized how heart broken I'd be when I read this thread. I'm probably going to buy a mosin now, if only to give it somewhat of a good home. Even though I'm really forgetful and it might spend 90% of the time in my closet on the shelf until I figure out a way to put a shelf above my bed then put it there....

Also speaking of Mosin heartbreaks does anyone have screenshots from that guy who bought a mosin, went innawoods, shot some guys who were doing a deal or some shit then op of it started freaking out after they left and his mosin started talking to him supposedly?

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stop finger fucking me anon

>>33211152
Don't feel bad. Those rifles are 60+ years old. Think of it like a comfy retirement.

>>33211152
I remember that. It was a big, strong female. A bit old probably. I think he gave her a name that started with an M, or maybe it was Natalya or something. He didn't hear her for a long time afterwards, except one time when he checked to make sure the chamber was clear with his pinky finger and heard her gasp or moan or something. It was a very interesting story, and he knew she'd be there if he ever needed her.

>>33208171
>Hello? Anyone there? It's dark in here.

My old 20ga 870 my dad bought me when I was 12. Currently sitting in its case in my closet. Haven't shot it in a year.

>It's okay you moved on, and I'm glad you passed me on to your best friend

>>33211256
More like 70+ years old. 60 years ago was 1957, which is after Russia stopped producing SKSs as I recall. I think M91/30 production ended about 1945, more than likely, so the VAST majority of Mosins out there are about 72+ years old.

Only faggots use .22

>>33211295
Yeah, I've been trying to find the screenshots from that, I was a fucking idiot, didn't pay attention and deleted three or four folders I had of shit I saved here and I just about 50% of what I originally saved here.

>>33210746
Congrats Anon! Welcome to the ranks, whatcha getting?

>>33208171
why did you forsake me?

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>remember the first time you took me out to blow up old TVs and appliances?
>Remember the 7th time we did that?
>Remember all the other times we did that?
>Remember how we did that again last month?

JC Higgins model 20 12ga. Pump
Had it since I was probably 12 or 13 and still use it for regular white trash fun.

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>remember that 10 minute eye staring contest we had at the gunshop
>remember how you said no when the clerk handed you that haughty legion slut?
>thanks for taking me out of that cold display case after years of neglect
>thanks for saying no to the clerk when he asked if you wanted a fresh gun stored in a box in the back
>happy 3 year anniversary, friend
I have no idea why I took a display gun over a bnib one but my guns has never failed me yet

>>33208195
same. i just sold my savage 64. most trash gun ill ever own

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>>33211152
>>33211295
>>33211358
check with the /wfg/ thread. They came up with that story.

>>33208171
>Thanks for selling me to a better owner

>>33208171
>Remember when your dad got me for you for Christmas and you were so excited? Remember when you two cleaned all the cosmoline out of me and shot me at some cardboard boxes together? Remember when you killed a buck with me? Remember the years that went by where I was the only rife you had and you took me out in the woods on so many adventures? Does that not mean anything to you? Why do take that Mauser you got two months ago out more than me :(?

>>33208171

>GET ME OUT TO THE RANGE ALREADY FAGGOT, I WANT TO SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME!

>thanks for all the fancy accessories, but it makes me feel silly in public.

>>33208171

>I'd like to go to the range again

>I guess I can't live up to the to the others

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>we're never going 'squatch hunting, are we?
In due time, m48. In due time.

>Hey, I noticed you got a bunch of ammo for me a while back. I don't mean to be pushy, and I know you're real busy now that you have a real job, but when do you think we're gonna get to shoot that together?

>I rembered when ya dad bought me for your 14th birthday. I was your first gun.
>I was a simple .223 breakaction single shot rifle. I knew my time was short.
>But we made use of our time
>You learned how to respect a rifle
>Learned the values and safety of all guns
>Killed your first deer with me.
>Even defended your home with me right next to your dad and his shotgun.
>But the day came, your inexperience broke my trigger and my firing pin.
>I forgive you tho, I know you didn't mean it.

Fuck, I'm choking myself up...

>>33211729
I uh, can't find the thread, could someone link it? It's the Wfg thread.

>>33210353
I joined Canadian forces last year and my trade has a rather long training period. My stuff is all locked up until I get an actual posting in the fall.

I haven't even shot a few of them ;_;

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>I am your gun.
>I will be your children's gun.
>They will learn me, and I will be theirs.
>My thunder and fury will echo with your descendants until kingdom come and I will keep them safe.

>excluding the bb/pellet guns I got as a kid
"when are we going to slay some rabbits? also why the fuck have you never cleaned me ever?" - my bolt action .22lr savage from '01

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>>33212720
>>33177609

>>33212876
Thanks.

>>33212829
Blech, Dragoon guard. Pretty gun though... My first gun? Probably "WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU, WHERE THE FUCK AM I"

>>33210441
>>Firearms that I couldn't get transferred to someone else got destroyed
you must live in a shithole state.

>>33208171
Thanks for finally fixing my sights, fag.

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>>33211152
>(you)s me
>"im gunna get a Mosin now"
>mfw my post isnt about a Mosin
DONT CONFUSE MY PRETTY RIFLE FOR THAT RUSSIAN WHORE

>>33208171
for what purpose?

>>33208171
>Seinor, why do you put your hands on me that way? It's like you've never been shot before
>is tgis what it feels like to shoot paper? I would'nt know, I've been dropping crack heads all my life, Amigo
>why wont you clean me? Even an Argentinian is cleaner than i am
>And IM Argentinian!

>stop putting my up your ass you fucking aspie

>>33213763
do yew have a broken firing pin?

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>thank you comrade for the new outfit. That old shellac was getting itchy. =3 *pomf*

And then we banged.

>>33209835
KOKO??

>put me in your mouth and pull the trigger, you fucking autist

>>33208171
>What's this? The last time you handled me was 18 years ago.
>I still function, did you bring BB's? We can go shoot at street lights like the old days!
>Wait, who is this kid you are showing me too?
>Y-your nephew? I'm being passed down?
>I will show him the joy of shooting cans, just like I did for you!

>>33213798
No lol

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>>33211152
Considering most Mosins probably served in WWII, I would think they'd be happy just to have a home.

I mean, I don't get to shoot my Mosin a lot, but I make sure to take care and preserve it.

>Your great grandad carried me up iwo jima and loved it so much he got permission to bring me home so he'd never forget it.

>I might be older then dirt and a little bit beat up but I wouldn't mind being shot at least once in your life

t. an old garand

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>>33213871
best post

Are we going to the range today?!
you promised!
cmon...
YAAAAY!!


>>33212829
how many generations do you think it will take till a fuck up pawns it for pampers?

>>33210441
Tons of confrontations with jugs.
Walking talking diarrhea people, worst than refugees.

>>33208171
>why did you sell me, anon? I thought we were best friends? I remember when you were so happy the first time you held me, and I even helped drive away those burglars one night.
>masturbating while fingering my mag well though...that ain't cool
>

>>33212127
I was about to post this.
What the fuck

>>33208571
Fuck dude.

>>33212796
Tried twice to join the Canadian Armed Forces. I'm too old to get into the Infantry... I'M STILL IN MY 20s!

>>33214930
Like I said, I learned the hard way. Between first learning what a juggalo was, to living with them, to ending up in jail... maybe 6 months tops. At least I never pulled the trigger; then I'd have ended up in prison for sure, and I wouldn't be typing this right now.

>>33208171
"Watch the backblast you idiot."

>homemade .22

>>33211152
This isn't toy story anon...

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>>33213849
WHAT? WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

>>33215342
Mmmmh, yeahhhh, I love that gang bang shit...

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I'M NOT HERE TO FEEL

>>33213721
Ahhh i called it. My shop has got a 1918 springfield 03a3 for $995.99. Is this price average? From what ive seen on GB that doesnt sound too far off

>>33215511
>M1903A3
>1918
>17 years before the M1 Rifle

Wut? I assume it was an M1903 or M1903A1 that was later refurbished into an M1903A3 with those long-radius aperture sights?

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>stop stealing the blanket at night

cheeki breeki

>t. Mosin 91/30, 2009

>>33215536
Dragon maid is comfy as fuck.

WHY HAVEN'T YOU CLEANED ME SINCE YOU WERE 8

>>33208171
How the fuck did you get sand in my vagina

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>>33211720
You're joking right? I fucking love this little bitch. What's up with yours?

>>33215522
Could have been. Or the old fudd had no clue what he was saying. How would i go about talking him down?

>>33216010
Looks a lot like a Cooey Model 60 I owned once.

>>33208171
>I STILL FUNCTION

>>33216124
Address the Talmud.

>>33208171
>why did you sell me
>this magpul hell I endure now
>why

>>33208946
LEWD

God I hate winter.

>Shoot me once in a while, even if I've only got one mag.

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>Remember me?
>Your dad taught you to shoot me when you were 7
>I was his first too, but your stepmom wanted me out of the house
>A .22 single shot bolt action is too dangerous...
>You were supposed to take care of me, but I haven't left the safe in ages.
>I know I'm not as fast as those semi-autos, but I still have a purpose right?
>...right?

Early '70s Remington 714. I keep saying I'll take it to the range, but I never do.

>>33216297
A single-shot bolt-action .22 sounds comfy to shoot. Make each shot count, anon. Ring some steel, poke some holes, or just shoot it at a tree. It must be cold after all these years; go and warm it up at the range for an afternoon with a boxfull of ammo, then lovingly clean it just like the old days. If you don't want to, then work on producing spawn so that when it gets to be 7 years old, you can use it to show it how to shoot.

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>>33208171
>i love ya darlin
>thanks for cleaning me hun, sorry my lever is get'in a bit sticky
>remember when you first got me from your great grand papi? you where so happy
>i wish you would smile like that now a day
>remember when you hired a wood carver a few days after his funeral to carve his name in my stock?
>remember when you almost put a bullet through your brain a few months later with me?
>remember when you shot that good for nothin theif in the back when your friends where at the bar?
>remember when your brother tried to tacticool me without permission and you knocked him out?
>remember when your old girlfriend left you and you cuddled me for comfort?
>remember when your mother wanted me gone and you moved out early?
>i remember, hopefully you dont forget with your brain get'in all foggy now a day

marlin 30-30 lever action.
i miss you grandpa.

>>33216349
This thread... so many feels... someone should collect these stories in an image. I'm no good at stuff like that.

>>33210441
I'm this idiot. Juggalos... never again... never... I miss you Sparky, but I'll have you live on forever in some of the books that I write. Caring for you sweetly, using you responsibly, taking care of one another for the rest of time. Say hello and thank you to your designer for me while you're up there; Mr. Browning

>you took me from your dad's stuff after he passed
>it was illegal for a child that young to take possession of a firearm
>who was going to say anything?
>remember the time the basement flooded and I was covered in rust
>you spent hours stripping me down and cleaning me
>remember all of your friends who you taught to shoot with me
>remember how disappointed we were with .22 shotshells
>remember when we went out rabbit hunting with your uncles
>let's go shooting again!
No bad feels here comrades, still love that junky old .22

>>33216486
Thank you, anon. Unfortunate start, but a lovely ending.

Reading this thread makes me want to take in another Norinco M305 and a CZ 455 from my local Canadian Tire. But I need to build up my spending money and I'm holding onto my savings for future endeavours.

>sucks to be poor

>Hey there Anon!
>Are we going shooting today??
>Oh... you just need to move me to get to Miss AR?
>O-okay...
>I heard you found a really nice range to shoot at
>Sounds like fun...
>N-next time... right?

Marlin 925r, .22lr bolt action... I swear I'll take you out next time....

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>>33208171
It's dark in here. Why have you ignored me for so many years?
How could you possibly think 22cal pellet guns make a better cheap plinker than me?

243
>Why don't you ever take me out of the closet?
>I haven't been fired in years
>You left me for that slut SKS, didn't you?
>Break action too much for you?
>Thats fine, I don't need you anyway.
>I'll just be here.
>All alone...
>with your grandfathers 20 gauge...
>I miss you...

>>33216349
Mine would say a little something different

>Hello again, sonny
>missed me, didn't ya?
>you know who i miss? My rightful owner
>he's such a sweet darlin'
>too bad his wife is a bitch
>at least you take care of me for him
>at least for a little while right?
>Oh! We're gonna go shootin' again?
>let me tell you a story from 1894
>no? You just wanna shoot me, dont ya?
>well, i cant complain. Shooting makes me happy
>whew, i sorta feel like cheetin' on my old man, what with you griping me like that
>*BANG*
>aww, thats the feelin'
>seeya tomorrow, kid
>ill be here, at this old saloon, just a waitin'

>>33216616
Keep the promise, anon. It'll be a grand ol' time.

>anon get this shitty chink glass off my head and replace my loose ass pins. I promise I'll keep shooting one inch groups if you just take me to the range more often.
Baby's first 10/22

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>>33215342
Is this /k/oko?

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>>33213800

>>33210165
what gun is that, anon?

>>33218071
This one, I think. Just follow the conversation.
>>33209835

>you knew you shouldn't have dry fired me, but you did anyway
>you ruined my stock, scratched up the finish, lost the front sight hood, covered me in god knows what, fucked up the recoil spring, got gun powder into my action
>and you want to blame me for not working properly?
>FUCK YOU, I WISH YOU'RE DAD WOULD HAVE NEVER BOUGHT ME, YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK!

>>33216413
>"Say Hi to Mr. Browning for me."
And now I'm crying.

>Saturday was fun
>Your cousin is a fucking pussy for only shooting three rounds through me, cyka blyat
t. 91/30

>"you paid HOW much!"
b-but I thought Obama was gonna take you away any day

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>It's okay hun, I know you're coming for me
>It might take a while, but I know you're coming
>I understand, you need to get a good job and money, it's okay
>I know you've heard I'm heavy, but I know you'll love me
>I'll still be here, waiting, looking good

Being a pro 2A Brit is fucking hell.
One day, I'll come and get you Beretta 92fs.

>>33218071
SA58 Para, with a bunch of aftermarket shit.

>>33208171
>clean me asshole

>>33216010
mine kinda rules too but the mag and aftermarket are fucking horrendous

>>33214047
>most Mosins probably served in WWII
>produced until 1965

>>33219480
I'm sorry, anon, but don't worry. They are manly tears; I wept when I found out that Lt. Gen. Mikhail Kalashnikov passed away in December 2013. Got shitfaced on vodka that very night, and drunkenly tried to sing the Soviet National Anthem, with the aid of Anglicized subtitles of course to help me pronounce the Russian words. Yeah, kinda weird, maybe a bit cringy, but I don't give a fuck. Papa Kalash did well...

>>33219800
I believe most Russian Mosins dated past 1945 are merely modified variants, like full-length M91/30s turned into carbine-length versions. Either way, when you're holding an M91/30 dated 1943 or earlier, there's a HUGE probability that it seen use during 'The War', and was shot in anger at someone the Soviets didn't much care for.

>>33208213
Shit man you made me want to take care of my model 60 every day now.

>>33208171
>"Ech. I think I could use new grip wrap. I love being hugged to your side and in your pocket all the time, but the heat is making the glue on here shift..."
My Shield 9 that I got the day of it's release in 2012 as a first gun. I don't go anywhere without her and no way in hell is she being sold.

>>33220047
Interesting choice, anon. Seems like a nice pistol even though I haven't heard too much about it. 5 years and going, cherish her.

>>33208171
>Things your first gun would say to you today.

I miss you.

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>sorry surplus ammunition of soviet socialist republics is now expensive, comrade, if you'll take me out again I promise to run good
fuck I gotta take her out next time

>take me to the range asshat
>ignore the fact that I'm a rattly piece of shit and a waste of $200
t. Severely underwhelming 10/22

>>33210047
press F

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>>33211295
Natalia Poklonskaya
Please be Natalia Poklonskaya

>>33221461
She doesn't look old.

>I'm not as fast as the others
>I'm not as fancy as the others
>My bluing is wearing off
>I'm sorry I don't eject empties anymore
>I'm sorry my follower gets stuck in the mag tube
>It's lonely here in the back of the safe
>Why don't you shoot me anymore? Don't you love me?
>I've lost track of time in here
>Wait... I can see light!
>You're taking me out of the safe again!
>What's in the box?
>!!!
>A new mag tube and ejector spring?! For me?! You shouldn't have!
>I'm good as new again! Lets go fucking shooting!

I love you .22 action Marlin

>I'm glad I get to be by your side every day
>I'll help you with all my might
>I know you'll never get rid of me

I'm happy I got a gun I wanted as my first one.

>>33208726
Post pics.

>Thank God I'm not with the fucker you bought me from
>tfw my bolt will actually move now
>lawd I look and work better than I have since before you were born
>only 7 more months until grouse season bucko.

>i'm 57 and been shot like 5 times

>>33208171
>Why don't you buy a new spring for my follower

I can't find one for sale.
I've never even heard of someone breaking a spring in a nugget but I managed to.

>>33208171
>anon... why don't we go pheasant hunting together anymore?
>At least take me to the sporting clays range

>>33223502
Have you tried ebay or any gunshow?

>Thanks for that scratch, dumbfuck.

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>>33208171

This thread best not archive when i wake up.

"thank you for taking me on every range trip, even if you only shoot me 10 times on some of them"

>I remember when you were a kid
>Your grandpa used to take me out to shoot deer but you were too young to shoot me
>Grandpa didn't remember me much anymore- he didn't remember much towards the end, but he remembered you on the last time you saw him
>It was his last day too
>Must've been 20 years since someone put a round through me
>It was cold and dark and damp in that bag, it's been so long
>Your dad says he doesn't have a need for me anymore and wanted to sell me off. He's never even looked at me, let alone shot me
>The rust really used to itch a lot, thanks for taking me away and cleaning me. I feel much better
>I'm not as handsome as I used to be but I've got a lot of character now
>Your grandma gave you grandpa's crucifix, she says you look a lot like him
>You remind me of him too, when you put it on when you clean me
>Thank you for saving me

>Head over to your parents' house and retrieve me from your mom's closet. They keep me next to box with their sex toys. It's very un-comfy.
This is actually true. I found out one summer when I was home from college.

These threads always give me such hardcore feels.

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>>33208171
I cri everytiem.

>>33208186
Your first gun was a Hi-Point?

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>BLYAT DO YOU OF KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO SIT THROUGH GREAT PATRIOTIC WAR??!!
>I WAS BEING OF SITTING IN STORAGE BUNKER WHILE MY COMERADES WERE OUT PUTTING LEAD IN FASCIST INVADERS!
>LOOK AT THIS BORE! DOES THIS BE OF LOOKING LIKE A BORE THAT SHOT FASCISTS!!!?
>I am of just failure, comerade.
>This cosmoline feels disgusting. Like capitalism, blyat.

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>>33210822
>>33210751
>not liking Krunt
https://youtu.be/pkC7dcxZ5_Q?t=1m5s
Faggots, the lot of you.

>>33208244
>is this the holocaust you're always talking about
Kek'd too hard

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Gotta bump the feels train.

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>woah what are going to do on the work bench
>b-but I eject from there
On a side note, I wonder if new guns get embarrassed being stripped and cleaned. I can see the granny guns being stretched out slots but the new ones should be pure

>>33227221
Hot... all the more reason to be gentle, anon. Make the first time count. My poor M1911A1, I was so new when I got her, so excited...

>more ammo
>more range trips
>more innawoods
>more deer
>MORE SACRIFICES

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>>33208171
>Listen, if you ever need anybody murdered, please give me a call.
>I'm very discreet
>I have no code of ethics
>I will kill anyone, anywhere
>children, animals, old people
>doesn't matter
>I just love killin'

>I can hear you fingering that whore
>she can't even fire yet and you're drooling
>I want to kill more hard drives
>When are you going to zero me?

80% AR getting jelly over the unfinished 80% 1911.

>>33219754
Yea, aftermarket blows no question there. The thing that gets me is how heavy the mags are. You could really put one in a stock and wrek someone's shit pretty good.

>>33208571
Why did you kill your wife faggot?

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>we will taste the communist blood soon brother, I can feel it
t. All American m14

>>33208571
Shit man. Hope you're ok anon

>I-I know I'm finicky, but I-I really hope you don't sell me! It's not my fault I don't like some ammo!

Vector in 10mm. Feed ramp issues with ammo that isn't narrow at the tip

>It's fine, kid. I am a memento, my stock is cracked and my barrel is old. I can't hold tight groupings anymore. Your great-grandfather enjoyed using me when it was his time, and now it is time for me to rest.
>go, practice, become better and better and better at what you do with your modern equipment and with my nephew as well, for when the country may call, you will have to be ready
>like I was, for all these years.
>I just ask you this, kid: take me out of the safe every once in a while, run a few rounds through me, take care of me like your elder used to do.
>every so often, make me feel alive again.

I promise, JG11. I will.

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>>33208171
>Am I even the same gun your grandmother fought with?
>My stock have been replaced three times already.
>so has my barrel.
>even my old trigger and bolt had been switched once.
>but my century old chamber still holds.
>Now I live in wooden box buried in your grandpa ranch.
>but im still yours, and you still fire me from time to time.
>We have hunted many game, bucks and coyotes alike.
>but I still miss the time me and your grandma would hunt federales.
>Time like those may come again soon tho.
>so I'll just wait here, in your family's land within my little home made of wood.
>sorry my ammo is expensive.

>>33227985
>>33208571
Same here; I hope he's ok, sounds pretty brutal.

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>>33227614

>>33208171
Not everything you buy needs a rail you dipshit

>>33208171
shoulda just bought a dremel and polished me. i know im a roughshod chinese repro but i did you proud.

> I once was used to hunt nazi pigs in the Motherland, now you use me to hunt American pig's, and other "varmints and game" also when are you taking my niece PSL, and me shooting?

bump for feels

First Gun: Ruger Vaquero, 45. LC

"Oh shit. Hey! Old guy, you're letting the 10 yr. old handle me?"

>fires gun, limp wrist like 10yr old does

>drop nice stainless gun w/ stag grips onto wet grass

>Lies in Grandpappy's gun safe for a decade

"Oh, what's that, light? Oh my god, I'm leaving!"

>Grandpappy sells it to me for $350, buys himself some .22lr for da' Obammer apacalypse.

"Oh hey, you're the 10yr old dipshit who dropped me like an idiot. What's this, a holster!?!? Why aren't you using a CZ-75 or M&P 9?"

"Oh, hey, nice Jericho 941, guess you're retiring me, huh?"

"Nice, promoting me to the bedside nightstand, right next to that slut Glock 26?"

"Oh hey, a copy of the NiV Bible, cliche, but cool."

>several years later...

"Why haven't you shot me in a while?"

"Why does that bitch Jericho get to shoot more often?"

"What the hell is a Kriss Vector?"

"Gun vault? Am I valuable now?"

"Oh shit, a room full of basic AR-bitches and shitty milsurp bolt-actions."

"I wish anon would shoot with me"

I really need to shoot with her more.

>>33227878
Damn. Low blow.

>>33232259
Just some troll; shouldn't draw attention to it.

>"You see this guy? You see this fuckin' guy? Motherfucker never held a gun before setting his sights on me. Idiot released my slide while the webbing of his thumb was in my ejection port. Needless to say you can guess what happened. This fuckin' guy was so caught off guard that the guy behind the counter had to help him out! Can you imagine the look on his fuckin' face when I bit the shit out of shit skin? Ha! His eyes were so wide open, it was ridiculous. You can guess what happened next... He just HAD to buy me. Pfft...."

>>33208171
why did you sell me to that cop, man

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> I miss you anon, The other guns at the shop are ass holes, making fun of an old timer like me... Come and visit again sometime, I heard they were talking about starting a layaway program...

>By the way, Is the house taxes paid?Good...good... I guess I saved the family in some way at least.

I miss you m1... god I miss you.

>>33226207
Didn't the Soviets rebarrel Mosins after the war to replace worn ones

>>33209665
Helicoil.

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>when the fuck are you going to buy me, asshole?
I don't have a first gun yet.

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It's dark here in the safe. I liked it better years ago when I stayed under your bed. When are you gonna buy more 30-30 so we can go shoot? Shit you haven't even gotten me out for pictures recently

>>33208171
First gun, my .22 Marlin bolt action:
>Hey, sure. I get it. You and your girl needed the gas money. I mean, I'm like a hundred bucks at wal mart. Some other kid out there could use a little .22. I wish we were back in Oklahoma though. The city ain't good for plinking. Take care of yourself kid. Tell Model 10 to take good care of you.

Second gun, 12 gauge yimeng Ithica knockoff:
>有人請修理我。

Third gun, S&W model 10, Jordanian army export:
>I'm doing good! I'll remember you, my first American after thirty years kicking around the middle east. My bluing was worn, my grips chipped, but you liked me anyway. You qualified for your CCW with me. That's pretty cool. I was hurt when you traded me off, but I get it now! I mean, what were the odds you'd find the son of a Jordanian army vet? He takes good care of me.

Current and only gun, S&W model 64:
>Good morning! Another day in the saddle. Thought for sure I'd sit in a drawer or a safe when you got me. You know, you've got to be the youngest guy still carrying a K-frame. Not many like me still out there. But I work as good as I ever did. I got your back, kid. I got your back.

>>33208171
Thanks for letting all the girls fondle my trigger.

>>33216010
the shitty aluminium magazines always break at around 300 rounds (the mags were also expensive as shit at 20 dollars each) and the damn gun jams like crazy. the only ammo that it actually likes was the aguila superextra which is expensive shit. I paid 180 dollars for this gun...i shouldve just spent more on a 10/22

>>33224772
Holy shit, my OC!

I'm this guy >>33235197

>>33221036
A 10/22 is a fine first gun.

Pick me up off the floor and clean your fucking room you lazy slob

>I did not complain about the birds
>Neither the cats
>But why did you had to kill so many dogs?

Sorry. Im a degenerate that cant live without killing stuff.

Glock 19

>>33208171

>I was your first.
>I remember waking up to eight year old you looking over me in wonder.
>I remember you learning to shoot me, how you had issues with the lever at first.
>I remember you taking your first deer with me, and how much I helped you learn that day.
>I remember you holding me close when you went home with me.
>I remember you grabbing me from under your bed when those big dogs attacked your friend in the yard.
>I remember you holding me close and crying when those other kids were throwing rocks through your windows.
>We used to go everywhere together. The woods, that creek over the ridge, even that mountain off in the distance.
>Now when you put your uniform on and your belt, your always with that polymer handgun in your holster.
>I know why I cant come with you, but sometimes when you come home bloodied or messed up I wish I had been there for you.
>Im here though, should you ever need me again.

>>33235445
>>33216349
What are the fucking chances of two people in this thread defending themselves with .30-30s? I never would've thought of that as a common firearm for defense. I'd hate to be on the wrong end of one though. Plus they're not as unlikely an option for HD as what this guy had.
>>33212678

>>33215536
Why does she have a pooper on her head o3o

>>33235503

Im >>33235445


Marlin Levermatic 62 in .30 Carbine.

>remember the time you and me threatened the plumber?
>remember teaching your mom how to shoot with me?
>I wish you weren't a felon
>this evidence locker is cold
>I miss you

>>33235674
>Lever action .30 carbine
Huh... somehow, that makes an odd sort of sense. Sounds like a wonderful brush gun.

>>33214725

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't concerned about that. All I can hope is that I teach my kids right and they teach their kids right and so on and so forth.

>>33235704
It is wonderful.

It's like it was built for the forests here in Arkansas. Its short, not too heavy, and it'll take/kill just about anything, save for hogs unless you get them just right.

The stocks a little dinged and its a little worn, but I know I can pick it up at any time and chamber a round and it will go bang.

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>>33235693
Is your parole up yet? I'm sorry you're probably gonna be nogunz forever, but you can make new friends.

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>Yay, anon is opening the safe!
>It's been so long, he hardly takes any of use shooting anymore
>Are we going shooting anon, are we-
>O-oh, you want to take VZ out again, t-that's okay, I'm comfy in here...
>...
>Please anon, don't forget me, remember when you took me home from the shop like I was the most important thing in the world?...
>Please come back

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>hey hun i remember when i first saw you staring at me at the counter 2 days before christmas
>i always got mad when the clerk tried to find you a gun with cheaper ammo to shoot
>but would be overjoyed everytime you kept asking for me
>i remember riding in the front passenger of your big red truck
>i never took you for a western gun lovin guy till christmas when we watched a marathon of clint eastwood and john wayne western movies
>i still hated it when your mother said im dangerous and put me in a chastity lock
>but you fixed that in a day sawing that lock off me
>i always loved when you'd take me out of the carrying bag to cuddle and browse /k/ threads
>but you could never shoot me too much or id leave you with a mighty fine bruise
>that is until you put a nice new butt plate on me then put over 100 rounds through me that day
>even when my sight was awful you still shot me because you loved me
>you spent over an hour honing my sight makin sure never to scratch me while adjustin my dovetail
>i cant wait to meet your girlfriend darlin and cant wait to knock your kids on their butts when they shoot me

got a marlin 45-70 1895 lever gun for my first gun on christmas last year and so far aint nothin more valuble to me than this gun always watched westerns when i was little and always got hyped when id see big John Wayne whip a lever gun in a fight even though ammo is 35-40$ a box id never trade this rifle for anything

>>33208171
>why is it a different season almost every time you take me to the range?
>I don't understand anything this tall Russian bastard says, but it sounds like communism and I don't like it.
>when are you going to get me one of those nice optics that cost as much as me?
>you promised me a UBR stock. I'm still waiting.

>remember how you spent a year doing research on me and my history?
>remember when you and your father came into my store and how you smiled like a retard for a solid 20 minutes as you paced back and forth after holding me for the first time?
>remember how your father turned right around after you got home and came back and bought me to hide until your 18th birthday?
>remember how you had a really bad day, so your father gave me to you early?
>remember how you shot a single box of ammo through me since then
>remember how you promised to shoot me again when you save up for a reloading setup?
>I remember
>now you only take me out of the safe every month or so and cycle my bolt a few times before putting me back
My 03A3, my first gun. I really wish I could buy some 30-06 in bulk, but shit just keeps coming up before I can buy some.

well, technically my first gun was an AR15 lower, which is now finally more of a complete rifle, just need the BCG+charging handle and some sights. second gun was a basic bitch 10/22 that I didn't really grow attached to.

>anon, when are you going to finish me?
>I just wanna shoot soda cans and varmints.

bitch I'm trying.

>Remember that look on the vendor's face when you passed on that P229 Legion?
>Honestly, I got scared when you saw all that rust on my hammer. That usually scared everyone away...
>Oh yeah, funny how your mom went from hating me to wanting the same gun for herself. Who'd a thought I'd have a twin sister?
>And yes I'm still mad that you carried her for a day by accident!

-SIG P239 in 9mm.

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>>33208171
>I'll see you when you get back

>We'll shoot again on the farm just like old times

>You shouldn't have shown me to your brother that night.

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>Anon when're you going to get me that side charging handle?
>oh you're waiting for your tax refund and that CQR stock to arrive so you can use it as a model for that piece of maple you've had sitting in the wood room for years?
>Can we at least go to the range to eat through the rest of that 10 year old steel cased 5.56?

>>33208171
Hurr durr
I'm a Jennings

>>33228362
Ay Caramba
>mfw my grandfather did not gave me any guns because he was a narco and all the guns he owned were illegal
Fuck this country, I want an AK

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>>33208171
>You and your dad were so happy that day.
>your mother was at work and the house was so nice
>the grill in the back yard made a decent quadpod
>you split a bird feeder in half
>just like your father did when he was your age.
>just like his father did when he was 12
>I am an heirloom, not a strong gun, but 4 10 & .22 go great together.
>its almost been 10 years and you still haven't cleaned me.
>remember when things were okay.
>you were a boy
>can you fix my stock anon...
>I am cold and broken..
>just like you.

I should get my 4-10 fixed.

>>33238568
god it's like I got stabbed in the kidney again...

Fix it anon, for the love of fuck fix it.

>>33238568
Um, nice story and all, but you DO realize it's a '.410' and not a '4-10', right? Anyways, interesting tradition you have there. So 12 year old boys shoot bird feeders? I'd like to hear the story behind this.

>>33238733
Yeah, there's a lot of intense feels going on here.

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>Oh, there's the locker opening again
>what we doing today, sunshine? Practice or shootin'?
>practice? Well that ain't bad
>remember the first time?
>I remember that, when you first got me
>didn't take me out to the range, you instead took me out of the carry bag and went down in to the cellar with an empty mag
>manual 'n mag in one hand, me in the other
>didn't know how to carry me so you fumbled about the house a bit, didn'tcha?
>no sling, still no sling, but ya workin' on it so I don't blame ya
>once downcellar you sat there tryin' to do it right
>what's the lines again, ain'tcha forgettin', right?
>"load, towards, check"
>load in the mag at an angle sweets, bring it round towards ya cause ya always load funny off to the side, then properly snap it in
>there we go, once again
>"load, towards, check"
>done it enough times sayin' it is slower than doin' it now, sweets?
>ain't a peep tonight, just practice
>get it right, cause you know it's what matters
>"load, towards, check"
>gotta be able to use me effectively, after all
>probably could do it blind now
>hell, ya ain't even lookin' no more
>that's fine, just keep at it
>ya know sweets, you got to clean up my magwell a bit, all the wood is scritch scratched from that first time; like the kitty's been at my heel or somethin'
>know you're thinkin' of a new stock, so I won't dig in on ya for it
>'member that first time you tried loadin' me?
>bein' so gentle with the action that the rounds weren't loading right
>scared shitless, thought it was the headspace, but ya just weren't pulling the bolt back right
>your cousin in on his birthday outta the base was there the day after, 'n showed you that you were babbyin' my action
>firsts fer everything, ain't that right?
>your first rifle, your first shootin'...
>ah, don't scratch my magwell sweets, got a little distracted there with the kitty huh?
>yeah, do it right
>"load, towards, check"

As a new gun owner, I am a happy man
Cause she's my gal. Merry Mary

>mfw this thread

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>mfw I read the whole thread.

Thank god guns don't actually go full Upotte.

>>33241076
In all fairness if they did it'd be a lot harder not to have to schedule a range day into life with them constantly pestering you about it.

....Downside though is that the whole argument of "well it can't just walk off and shoot itself" is out the fucking window, even though there's magical bullshittery that prevents one of the uppote girls from, even if they shoot someone, actually harming another human and that a person has to be actually firing the gun.

This is now getting into the weeds, but we'd also get into the questionable layer of "what defines sapience and can these be owned or are these an living entity"...

>>33208171
>"should have bought Sig you cheapo"

>When you first bought me you thought I was just a cheap slut
>You didn't even buy me for your big callused hands but for the dainty little hands of your true lover
>It didn't matter to me. I loved feeling your strong grip around me and you striping me bare exposing me to your caring touch
>I was there when your love turned to hate. When she said she wanted to leave you and kick you out of the home you worked so hard to keep
>I was stunned when she pointed me at you but more than that I was ashamed I belonged to someone who didnt know I had to be feed to be deadly
>She pulled my trigger with her clammy hands but I would never hurt you my love
>I almost sang for joy when you ripped me from her grasp and bloodied her nose
>I wanted to end her for betraying you my love but your mercy is greater than mine.
>I will always love you. I will always be here for you.

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>>33208171
>i enjoyed our last outing anon, though that was quite a few moons ago...
>we were all alone in the woods
>you were slowing loading me so you could savor the few rounds that were left
>yay! you finally got me a bayonet!
>i-i'm sorry i poked those holes in your apartment walls...
>i can't wait until you get more ammo
>wait, you spent $480 for simonov-chan?!
>fine. this crate you built for me is cozy anyway
>n-not like i wanted to leave it or anything...

nugget