If you can conceal carry any type of weapon what would it be?

>>33204497
A gun. Gtfo newfag or Europe.

Icbm of course

I hate people that do this shit, it doesn't help anything.

>suitcasenuke.jpg

>>33204497
Muh dick

>>33204497
A anally carried nuke

>>33204497
schwerer gustav cannon

>>33204497

Your mom's purse.

>>33205196
I DONT KNOW YOU

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>>33204497

>>33205722
Daaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Davey Crockett!!! King of the wild frontier!

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Axe/Seax if the fucker is man enough to fight without a gun.

lol9mm incase he isnt

I can conceal my 9mm AR pistol under my winter jacket surprisingly easy. I don't though because I don't live around niggers.

OP's Mom's purse.

side folding ak.

Obrez.

>>33204497
Live in shitcago, currently carry a Gerber paraframe with a tanto blade. *Barely* legal at roughly 2.6 inches in blade length but there's a rise of violence and weapons aren't a stupid idea.

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>>33204497
I know it's:
>Heavy
>Unreliable
>A cucked version of the street sweeper
But It'd all be worth it to see the fucker's face when I pull it out and blast him with .45-70 goodness.

>>33204497
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>33205120
The only correct answer

>>33204497

If I could, I conceal carry a pack of nigger slaves to do my bidding. I would name the leader "tyrone" and speak only to him directly. He will keep the other nigger slaves in line and ensure my orders are followed, since I give him the respect of actually making eye contact.

>get mugged
>"tyrone, buttfuck this faggot"
>get car jacked
>"tyrone, buttfuck this faggot"
>get jump by niggers
>"tyrone, buttfuck these faggots"

it's the ultimate weapon, really.

>>33204497
I always carry my ARC (assault rubber chicken)

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>>33204512
AUG or RDB. Bullpup so I can use it innacar

>>33212664
did not mean to reply to him

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>>33204497
Gonna go with a Star Trek phaser and I'm going "Next Gen" version...