Humor thread

*posts the same 30 hilarious maymay put me in the le screencap xD threads that are always posted*

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>>33202972

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>>33202972
>We don't have one
Good

>We need one
No

>Let's make one
Please leave

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>>33203804
>>33203551
>(you)

>>33203804
It keeps all the reddit le memers in one thread, instead of all over the board.

>>33203079
fuck that dude holy shit

>>33203804

Just click the hide thread button or maybe contribute something better instead?

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faggots

>>33203079
thanks I'm going to have fucking nightmares forever FUCK

Does someone have that parody pistol correction target? Told my old man about it at the range and I want to show it to him

>>33206477
I recently watched the revenant, not fucking with bears

>>33203528
That's not funny, dude could get sick.

>>33208657
Oh my god that's fucking awesome.
Fuck Chad. Seriously.

>>33205595
poor kid....

thats such a shitty situation. his stepdad is not very 2A.
if it were my stepkid i would be proud of the little bastard for defending the home and dropping two zulu tribes me- um i mean gentlemen with one shot.

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>>33205595
>>33206477
>>33207428
>>33208657
>>33208806


ABHAHHAHAHHDSA(HHHAHAH SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HA HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33203528
I'm waiting for the day he returns just like how I'm waiting for antman to return.

>>33205595
Hey, how did this end? I was here for those threads but went offline for a while after that.

I wanna know, did the OP ever come back and tell us what happened to the kid?

>>33211329
man
this makes me wish cartoons nowadays weren't so fucking neutered

>>33210570
Someone actually made that a poem.

Fucking Carl, though.

>>33211329
Cartoons in history didn't shy away from portraying retards as such (the angel has patched clothes, looks retarded)

>>33213476
WTF

>>33203528
The thumbnail made it look like a penis. I assumed someone was sounding their urethra with a .22 LR. I've been on this site too long

>>33213476
Wait a minute
Is that the loli abducting and breeding game?

>>33214276
I want the name now.

>>33214265
You bet
But most weirdos here just insert their Benis into the action

>>33203079
Unexpected

>>33211329
Source?

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>>33214056
>retards

>>33203079
Sweet jesus was that a tarantula?

And kek nice file name

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>One of the most dangerous and technologically advanced tanks of WWII, gets owned like a bitch by a tiny, 2inch British mortar.

I thought it's funny.

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All these fucking fags posting their own board images...
>I has funz story
How about we get some real humor in this bitch!

>>33215036
Is that a famas?

>>33214890
Yea, I remember a thread about american MRE's.
It was rather terrifying.
They must be adding a chemical that prevents diarrhea, I know brass is sensitive about that.
Sometimes I take pills called Laremid here, it can really stop even the strongest shits, those poor MRE eating fucks must have overdosed on this chemical.

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>>33202972

>>33215127
>They must be adding a chemical that prevents diarrhea

It's a mix of perservatives and dehydrated food.

>>33215016
w-were they ok?

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gonna dump some shit, variety of fuck ugly guns and pimpmygun

>>33212359
>>33212376
soo, potentially religiously motivated redneck paired up with a potentially religiously motivated redneck x2?

>>33212359
>>33212376
How do I put likes into Omegle?

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>>33217182

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>>33217196

>>33217278
>that jizz stain

>>33212359
>>33212376
I need more of this.

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>>33217063
Groza?

>>33217022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puzuqS1D2Lc

>>33205595
finish the fucking story! this is not the end

>>33212359
Does she have a fucking dip in?

>>33221894
The girl without the burka does.

>>33213476
sauce!!!

>>33205486
go back to /v/

>>33211187
>>33221381

paraphrasing: it was looking bad for kid until his dad came in with a limp and sheepishly dropped charges
kid's granddad came in later with a bandaged hand, when asked by anon how that happened he said "I just fixed something I should have done long ago"
>the kid's grandfather beat the shit out of the dad, kek
the end

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>>33202972

>>33210570


>HURR CARL


When will this fucking meme die.

>>33214296
made me picture a thumb breaking in a garand

>>33202972
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iKSZCmAaEY&t=0m1s

>>33215015
Honestly I'm surprised mortars aren't used more often for anti-tank purposes. After all, it's the original top-attack weapon.

>>33225606
>Honestly I'm surprised mortars aren't used more often for anti-tank purposes.
Guided mortars aren't a thing but they have obvious aiming and logistical problems (i.e. how do you form an uplink between the caller and mortar operator in good enough time that guided artillery, cruise missiles, other missiles, or an airstrike isn't superior)

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>>33202972
indeed. lets.

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>>33219592
>Groza?
delet

>>33225812
what am I missing?

>>33225882
Mikhail Kalashnikov's funeral. Guards are carrying SKS's.

>>33225928
enlighten me as to why that's a big deal? because they're not carrying the gun he created or a modern variant of it? Did Kalashnikov hate the SKS or something?

>>33208674
How bad is the risk of lead poisoning from bullets? I've heard they use lead-free ammunition so obviously it's at least an issue, even if it is a minor one.

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>>33225982
The SKS was designed and mass produced shortly after WW2, and was then immediately superseded by the more cost-effective AK. The joke is that Simonov (SKS designer) still got the last laugh, as military funerals and other ceremonial duties are done with the SKS in the hands of the honor guards.
I don't know why I'm explaining this to you, you're obviously disabled if you didn't get the joke.

>pic semi related

>>33214265
>My deeply repressed homosexuality made it look like a penis.
FTFY cake boy

>>33225982
Basically, yes. Stalin preferred the SKS too, so there's more to the story.

>>33203079
how new are you to nature that you didnt expect the trapdoor spider

if you see a cricket on camera crawling around what is clearly somethings tank, its about to git got by something

>>33226097
I am scared that in a situation like this the cops might start beating me for moving aside to not colide with the second driver. Did it ever happen to anyone?

>>33214276
>>33224050
This shit used to be posted all the time in >>>/vg/agdg

>>33214276
>>33214295
>>33213476
>>33224050
>>33226145
Don't dick me around here, I need this ASAP

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>>33226007
I used to bite lead fishing weights to clamp them down on the line and now I post funny banana pictures on the internet.

Say no to lead children.

>>33225532
Shut the fuck up Carl

>>33225448

this makes me happy

>>33214887
no retard, its a trapdoor spider.
>its in the name

>>33221894
Damn right she does.

>>33225982
The SKS competed for and won the contract to be the Soviet service rifle over Kalashnikovs' original AK design.

It was only after he redesigned the rifle and changed some shit that it was adopted by the soviets.

At Kalashnikovs funeral the honor guards are carrying SKSs instead of AKs.

>>33217043
That's a paintball gun.

>>33226297
Still in development but holy hell the dev for this has put in freakish effort.
It worries me.

>>33205595

This story is made up. And poorly.