how do you want to be buried when the time comes?

under the corpses of my enemies

>>33199758
The same way I slept: with ur mom lol

>>33199758
On the moon

>>33199758
Are you sure you're not looking for /r9k/?

>>33199758
I was hoping my remains could be made into some kind of ammunition and shot at my enemies.

In a pile of brass and semen.

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I swear I'm not a hippie.

Also I want the birch one to honor the tree that literally saved my ass when I had to take an emergency runny shit during a hunting trip.

>>33199758
man just stick me in the ground, i'm dead and thus literally incapable of caring

>>33199899
>wanting to be haunted by the spirits of brass jews for eternity

Not necessarily buried, but i want my funeral to be one of those cool african casket dances.

>>33200091
I'd be more worried about the semen demons.

>>33199758
fired out of a cannon out into the ocean

>>33200107
you should want the semen demons, though.

>Sky burial (Tibetan: བྱ་གཏོར་, Wylie: bya gtor, lit. "bird-scattered"[1]) is a funeral practice in which a human corpse is placed on a mountaintop to decompose while exposed to the elements or to be eaten by scavenging animals, especially carrion birds. It is a specific type of the general practice of excarnation. It is practiced in the Chinese provinces and autonomous regions of Tibet, Qinghai, Sichuan and Inner Mongolia, as well as in Mongolia, Bhutan, Nepal, and parts of India such as Sikkim and Zanskar.[2] The locations of preparation and sky burial are understood in the Vajrayana Buddhist traditions as charnel grounds. Comparable practices are part of Zoroastrian burial practices where deceased are exposed to the elements and birds of prey on stone structures called Dakhma.[3] Few such places remain operational today due to religious marginalisation, urbanisation and the decimation of vulture populations.[4][5]

This sounds to be pretty fucking neat.

I want all my guns covered in cosmoline and then sealed in plastic. Then all my ammo vacuum packed in plastic. Then it all has to be buried with me.

So if my children or their children, or their children need to shoot some commies. They have a stash waiting for them.

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Feed me to Mr. Wu's pigs

>>33199758
Honestly I want my skull sold to some goth kid on the off chance ghosts are real, just so I can spend my afterlife fucking with some edgelord.

>>33199758
Family burial mound would be nice. It is a practice I would like to see people return to.

>>33200757
>qt goth girl buys your skull
>haunt her in bed all night 'erry night

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>buried

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzKzp76dElM

I want my ugly toothless face shipped home in a long box with wooden handles.

>>33199932
you know what, that actually sounds awesome. I would like to use my remains to grow a fucking tree.

my luck it would die and everyone would cry again.

>>33199758
I'd want to do one of those orbital launches that fire a sample of your ashes in a rocket somewhere, only with all of my ashes if I was a richfag.

Then have my own rocket be aimed in the direction of the sun or the general estimated location of the big bang.

Might as well try and hit something cool like some aliens or a galaxy black hole.

>>33199942
This, no embalming, untreated pine box, just stick me in the ground and let my remains break down and return to the soil.

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>>33199758
>buried
wew

I want to be cremated and have my ashes loaded into a D-10 round, and then my funeral will take place at a range where they load me into a T-55 (preferably my own) and blast me at some shit.

>>33199758
Just throw me in the trash

>>33201069
Danny pls

>>33200607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7xdPtfGy2I

Not me, man. Nope.

>>33201182
birds gotta eat too.

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>>33199758
Atop a mountain with a hang glider so when the zombie times come I can swoop in and attack the living from above

I'm being cryogenically frozen,10k in a small investment

>>33201182
Jesus what a bunch of faggots

>>33199932
Same, I really like the idea of giving life to something after I die.

And of course, Fear is the mind-killer, fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.

>>33199758
>buried

fuck that plebian shit. I'm getting cremated and having my ashes scattered somewhere pretty like the Red River gorge or Zion National park

>buried
fuck that, waste of land
let the docs take any organs they can use, or failing anything really salvageable let some med student dissect me.
burn whatever's left and send it to the landfill

In a massive family vault decorated with my name and title in gold lettering and diamond encrusted doorknobs

>>33201300
>I'm being cryogenically frozen
Only correct answer.

>>33200607
this, and i didnt realize sichuan practiced it

Body lit on fire and launched via full sized trebuchet into the ocean

In a coffin

BOOM!

>>33199837

>>33199758
No I want to be immolated. Anything short of a flaming funeral pyre will be a disappointment.

>>33201515
>waste of land
>landfill

Stick me in the dirt to rot.


My body is a shell. Funerals are expensive as fuck.

Bury me naked, with no coffin, in a hand dug shallow grave and use the money you saved to treat people to dinners and a movie for a few months.

And take it as a lesson that I'd rather this disrespect happen to my corpse than have people come to my funeral and cry fake tears.

Nobody likes me. Maybe all those dinners and movies can give people friendship and meaningful relationship that lasts longer than false grief.

>>33199758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rtu1Va-dnM
Just throw me in the trash

>>33199758
I'm thinking of something involving a metric fucktonne of tannerite.

With a salute consisting of a cannon, 3 inch minimum, or three shots of .308

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I want to be burned with my weapon, armor, and boots on. Surrounded by only those who will vow to avenge me.

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>>33200607
This

>>33201864
it's already being used. Far more efficiently than dedicating entire plots to one stiff, too.

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>>33202019

>>33199758
the sun

>>33202019
>TFW I think I want this
>I realize I want my kid brother to inherit my weapons
My WASR will burn with me. He can have the rest.

>>33202132
you only need to take one to the grave with you.

In cold storage so my blood/limbs/intact organs can keep another comrade on the field one day.

>>33199758
I'm not going to be.
I want them to rip out whatever is usable, I won't need it anymore. My skeleton can go to a school or hospital, as long as they still call it by my name. My brain can go to whoever wants it, medical or scientific, and chuck whatever is left into the burner. There shouldn't even be enough to put into a keychain at that point.

>>33199899
you want to be drowned via bukkake while fighting off your assailants?

>>33201033
>T-55

>>33201182
holy fucking shit sometimes you just want to hit someone
what a bunch of pussies