Ask a cop who works in the ghetto anything.

>>33187579
Do black lives matter?

>>33187579
How many niggers have you shot and how many more do you want to shoot.

>>33187579
wassup wit dat ham sammich

Are you a cop?

>>33187579
>>33187603

What's your high score?

>>33187579
Am I being detained?

>>33187579
Metro, small city, ??
Patrolman?
What is your average day like. What takes the majority of your time?

>>33187579
what is the worst thing you have seen?

>>33187579
>the ghetto
>not a ghetto
Heil

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>>33187579
Is that you John Wayne?

Thinking of becoming a cop because I went to a university and got an electrical engineering degree but can't find work where I live. My personal life is nothing but guns and working out so becoming a cop seems like a natural step to me. What course of action should I take from here and what should I expect to be doing assuming I go through the academy and get on the force?

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>>33187579
>AMA
>Doesn't answer any questions

Great job.

OP either abandoned thread, or was posting on 4chan in the ghetto and got killed.

>>33188072
>My personal life is nothing but guns and working out so becoming a cop seems like a natural step to me.

Lol this is retarded.

If you really have a BS in Electrical Engineering find a fucking job. Being a cop isn't about just working out and shooting guns. In fact not even 90% of it is about either of those things. And of the remaining 10% probably 2% is about shooting guns.

>>33187579

OP here sorrry had to drive back home earlier than expected

>>33187596

What do you think?

>>33187603

Nigger season is off, but spics are an invasive specie so ffa

>>33187618

wassup wit it?

>>33187637

I'm afraid I am

>>33187641

I can eat a whole pack of pop tarts while wainting for the dispatch to answer my call.

>>33187646

Hell yeah

>>33187652

Small city
Yeah, I got my shitty crown vic everywhere I go
Shitty, boring, full of dumbfucks and stupid coworkers, what do you think?

>>33187708

Yo mama

>>33187776

Or is that me?

>>33188072

You sound like a faggot

>>33188081

Thanks, to protect and serve fellow citizen

>>33188084

The ghetto doesn't kill me, I kill the ghetto

>>33188119

More like 0% and sometimes we shoot just to qualify for some bullshit test

>>33188072
>can't find work where I live
>What course of action should I take from here
Move you fucking idiot.

>>33189104
Do you work in the Ghetto?

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hey guys, OP is clearly a faggor. Robocop here, AMA.

>>33189738
OP is a homo. Why did your video game for the Nintendo Entertainment System suck. I could of rented Doom and had more fun.

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Why don't you just exterminate them?

Anything else is a temporary solution.

>>33187579
How often do you have to fight the urge to just shoot niggers that lie to your face?

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>>33189780
tell you the truth I don't have a good answer for that one. but here, have this dank but unreleated meme I found on /vg/

will you turn a blind eye when the death squads activate to put down rioting niggers and spics?

Hope you die slow fuckin pig, eventually u all end da same way.

From da cradle to da grave fuck pigs and fuck a square lame.

>>33189887
t. Jamal

>>33187579
At what point did you start hating nogs?

Before, during, or after you started policing?

And don't bother lying and saying you don't because that would be physically impossible.

>>33189891
t. Square Lame

>>33189104
> 'What do you think?'

I think you posted this thread telling people they could ask you anything, then don't want to answer real questions. I guess you just wanted to post on /k/ instead of working.

>>33190835
>being this mad on the internet

>>33188072
lol im in EE at UT Austin and i was entertaining the idea also haha

>>33189104
>More like 0% and sometimes we shoot just to qualify for some bullshit test
Why are you making a thread on /k/?
This isn't weapons. Do you even own guns that isn't your service pistol? If not then fuck off.
Saged

I am going to take my polygraph soon

I have heard stories of people indicating deception for somethig like "Have you killed someone" or "Have you been in the presence of CP" and they get arrested

I am scared shitless, not because I have done any of that shit, but because I don't trust myself to remain calm and I'll end up pysching myself out

What the fuck do I do, I won't even take it, if it means I have the possibility of going to prison just for me being nervous

>>33191850
Polygraph evidence isn't admissible in court, how the fuck would they arrest you for saying you didn't kill anyone? Even if they did believe you actually did, they'd have to know who it was in order to charge you. Don't be fuckin' dumb.

>>33192025
How can I ensure I don't trip up the voodoo machine?

I know, be truthful, but I just want to have all my bases covered

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>>33189104
Can you at least answer the fucking questions instead of shit like
>yo mama

Fucking hell.

>>33189939
Ooga booga indeed.

>>33192058
Give yes no answers like you were listening to your wife discuss new curtains while reading the news paper. Also a polygraph isn't admissible evidebce in court.

If you are getting a polygraph as part of joining some alphabet soup agency, then be honest since they already know.

>>33192299
Nah just a local PD

But still, I'm not withholding information since I do intend to go to some 3 letter later on

And don't want "DISQUALIFIED FOR DECEPTION ON BACKGROUND INVESTIGATION" on my record.

>>33189780
>I could of

>could of

it's could have

contracted to could've

which is probably what's confusing you.

>>33190855
No, not mad. Not that big a deal.

>>33192249
I wouldn't count on it.