Nick Name Thread

>>33181523
I call my best friend Shit-train and my girlfriend Turtles. I call OP a faggot now fuck off before the tripfags get here

>>33181551
>and my girlfriend Turtles.
I feel compelled to ask why you've nicknamed her that.

>>33181523

Yeah, a few off the top of my head:

Heroine
Warcraft
Tires
Irish
Chef
King
Lenny

>>33181559
It's because she's ugly as fuck and makes anons dick 'turtle'.

Call my mate duck. Cunt just eats heaps of bread when we train.

Another mate is called Puss. We used to fuck on him for pussy ingredients out of things.

Love next to a fat bloke who I call Schultz (after the fat sergeant)

>>33181523
That's Turnagain Arm Komrade...

>>33181600
Now that's uncalled for.
>>33181586
Care for an explanation behind those nicknames?
>>33181623
Well that's certainly not Turnagain Arm.

Sweden and Commie are two friends who tend to the left (there is a lot of hyperbole in my clique).

Then there are The Herald of Pun and Dank

I am known as Nigeria or Lucky

>>33181523
Andy
Gus
Little Steve
Big George
Sasquatch/the Soulless One
The Snake

All pretty self explanatory

>>33181523
Well, these are my four.
Nigger, nigger, spic, and Rick.

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>>33181523
Bro, all I did was un fuck the High Power.

>I prefer the Sir name whiskey dick

>>33182576
Ok then, Herr Arktis Zwergen Zauberer

>>33181672

Heroine looks like a heroine addict even though he's straight as a knife.
Warcraft because of World of Warcraft.
Tires because he shares a name with a popular brand of tires.
Irish because he's Irish.
Chef because he's a chef.
King because he hates Martin Luther King as he sees him as a compromising shit.
Lenny because no reason.

>>33181523
Yes, I dub you all "faggot"

>>33182675
I'm not your komrade buddy.

>>33181523

>Americans try and fail at speaking German

Please dont. You dont hear me trying to speak like a redneck either.

>>33182845
Juden

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>>33182686
He's not your buddy guy!