what if it were as easy to steal military equipment as it is

>>33178310
Not really. Air force has their own security apparatus to prevent that kind of thing, for example

>>33178310
My answer is this:
Try it and get back to us.

>>33178310
Nah, you get 5 stars for that.

>>33178310
Gundams are always stolen during a massive attack with ensuing panic. So in that scenario, maybe. Would you get very far or even be able to magically pilot it like the gundam pilots, no. You'd crash if you could even get off the ground.

when I was in I always fantasized about stealing a bunch of weapons while everyone was asleep.

>show up in cammies
>boot firewatch approaches
>Hey uhhh, 1st Sgt said I have to take this M240 down to the other range, the other platoons went down and we need it for the night shoot
>oh okay corporal

A man did it in San Diego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUoUKEIGoo

>>33178390
kek

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>>33178310
There was some dude who waltzed right into an armory and stole a tank in San Diego.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Nelson_(plumber)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TIun536HFo

>>33178310
There was that nigga with the tank back in the 90's.

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>>33178390
>>33178408
>>33178612
living the flopping dream

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>>33178310
You already posted this stupid thread somewhere else!

There was that time a mechanic stole a jet.
http://www.airspacemag.com/military-aviation/mind-if-i-borrow-it-76518363/

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>>33178328
>>“Getting a weapon is fairly easy,” McMasters said. “The South has put all its nuclear warheads in one place, right here near Savannah, on the site of the old reactor where the stuff for warheads used to be manufactured. It's guarded by a battalion of Air Police.”

>I'm sure Oppenheimer can rip this apart better than I can.

>>We all smiled at that bit of information. I remembered the U.S. Air Force Police from my Marine Corps days. The warheads would be more secure guarded by a swarm of dachshunds.

>Have I mentioned that Lind hates the military?

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I remember someone on /k/ talking about the T-28 Super Heavy tank. It was an American prototype tank designed during WWII. Only a few prototypes were ever made and it never entered service. Apparently one of the prototypes disappeared and was discovered in a field in Virginia in 1974. Nobody knows where it was for those 27 years or how it wound up there. Some anon speculated that some drunk soldiers might've taken it for a joyride one night and ditched it in a field without telling anyone.

>>33179618
People actually believe this kind of shit.

You're more detached from reality than /jp/.

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>>33178310
Well, considering that one incident regarding the tank it certainly isn't impossible.

Getting on to the base is the issue, however its much easier for someone who has access to the facilities to abuse the equipment there.

>>33180218
You realize the poster you're replying to is making fun of Lind right?

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sure you can drive a tank out no problem.

the bulldozers are locked up tight, you cant get near those.