Guns and pooping

>>33171713
>shitting in a public toilet
You deserve every misfortune that befalls you.

>shitting in public restrooms

>>33171821
What do you do shit in a bag in youre car.

>>33171882
Plan your day better you pleb.

>>33171821
/thread

>>33171872
2nd place /thread

>>33171882
I shit at home before I start my day.

>>33171713
You really are a fucking idiot.

>>33171918
You girls are afraid to use a shitter

>>33171872
>>33171821
Nothing wrong with pooping in a public bathroom, but just keep the gun in your lap or your undies or something Jesus.

>>33171821

This right here.

Callum is a fag.
/thread.

>>33172024
Doesn't mom let you leave before making a boom boom.

>>33171882

>He doesn't carry a tactical shit bag

fucking pleb

>>33172529

That's why I only shit in handicap stalls.

They always seem to be in a corner, so less spots for ppl to reach in.

The toilet itself is usually in the corner of a big ass stall. So if some one did want to grab any thing from you, they have to pretty much get on their stomach and slide in a few feet, then reach out to grab what ever. So if some one did do this, you can easily get up and stomp on them.

Callum is just a dumbass though. He should be banned from owning guns, cause clearly he can't handle the responsibility of it

By not being a retard who lets their gun be visible to the next stall?
It's not hard to keep your belt around your knees dumbass.

>go to public restroom
>pick stall closest to door, because most used stalls are furthest from the door for feeling of privacy
>get toilet paper wad and go to sink
>soap and water on wad to wipe seat
>keep pants around knees because I'm not retarded
>move gun ontop of thigh to support weight
>simply slide holster back to 4Oclock when done
>make sure to flush every now and then so I don't clog the toilet like a brainless retard

It's really not that hard if you put a little effort into it.

>>33171872
>shitting

>>33175188
No girls on the internet

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>>33171713
It's not fucking rocket science

>>33175026
>>Current year
>>Not having tactical skid marks

Get on his level, hoss.

>>33171821
>carry around a shovel
>Dig a shit pit
>Burn the shit
>profit ?

>>33171821
>>33171872
>>33171918
>>33171925
>>33172024
>>33173415

found the autists

>>33173495
/thread

If you need to shit in public your two choices are to either use the tard stall or just hold it in till you get home

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>>33175026

>he carries a 1911 in condition 2

>>33175497
Nah, you gotta cover it up and put a stick in it as a tiny grave marker.

>>33175429
Not every restroom has a nice flat surface like that.

>>33175550
Hang it from the coat hook then.

So you keep changing you're tripcode hoping nobody would remember you Callum.

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Guys from now on call every Callum post retarded.

If at any point your sidearm/rifle/shotgun ever leaves your side while you're anywhere other than your home, you're doing it wrong.

>>33175505
This. The only people afraid of public shitting all have horrible diets and exceptionally foul shits once ir twice a week. The resultant embarassment of strangers overreactions to what is otherwise a normal thing has paralyzed them. Anyone with a healthy normal body can fire one off and be done in a couple mins and get back to their day without inciting an EPA investigation and quarantine

>>33171713
>What do you do when you are cc or OC an half to poop in a public bathroom.

I don't drop my pants around my fucking feet because that's stupid. Why would I want my pants on a shithouse floor?

My pant clear muh dangle and bunghole, no problem. If you have a heavy-ish pistol you can buckle your belt across your legs above the knee.

BTW Cobra buckles best for rapid shitting. Traditional buckles are inferior in every way.

>>33175415
Who says boys have to be gross?

>>33171821
How am I supposed to build up my immune system if I only lick my own toilet seat?

>>33175026
>Fruit of the loom
Why do you hate your junk?

you hold you gun in the right hand, cover the door, wipe and flush with the left hand. Only way to be safe.

>>33173495

Was going to say this, glad to see another anon did first.

Other idea: use the lockable family bathroom if the place your at has one. Ony one room, no problems.

>>33175026
Two Words you man child
SKID MARKS jesus fuck didn't your parents ever teach you to wipe your ass after you shit?
Or did your mommy just wipe it for you?

>>33171713
I was an mp. I just hung my gun belt on the hook if there was one on the inside of the door, if not just used the handicap stall and put it in a corner away from the toilet.

I learned to shit anywhere after my first deployment.

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>>33171713
Pic related, or just leave it in my holster. Not that hard. Some bathroom stalls have little shelfs in them that you can use.

>>33171713
I hang my jacket on the coat hook, and stick my revolver in the pocket.

>>33177946
oh, look. you shit your pants.

>>33175627
Nope it's never changed

>>33178007
Underrated. Have a (you)

>>33179001
I'ce wondered for a while. What do you look like in real life?
Also see
>>33175642

hold gun in one hand and wipe with the other. I don't see the problem.

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>>33179042
I'm not into dudes. Sorry

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>Callum
get a load of this dude

>>33176157
How is this the best post so far....

>>33179079
I think Callum is really Ian McCollum.

>>33179079
It's fine if you're not wanting to post a pic of you on /k/. But i kinda think you're looking like a neckbeard or something. Are you like over 6 ft 200 pounds black hair brown eyes white or something like that? It's cool if you don't want to answer

>>33179086
Why wood you want my load? Why do you have a shitty nigger cell phone service

>>33179135
Not even close. Post a pic of you state I'd an social security card please.

>>33179138
Retard

>>33179162
So you're a neckbeard? Sorry not goanna post my ss card or my I.D. Live in Cali if that matters.

>>33179189
It do matter you are either a Mexican or a homosexual.

>>33179241
So i got it right? You look like a neckbeard in real life? Cool. Puerto rican and white.

>>33179281
I can wait for Trump's first annual Mexican wall toss festival. We'll throw you little lettuce pickers over the wall.

>>33175026
every damn thread somebody mentions restrooms

>>33179318
>Not knowing i was born in Cali and lived here my whole life
>Being this retarded
>Your post reflecting the Intelligence of most trump supporters
How does it feel being this retarded Callum?

>>33179358
It doesn't make you legal.

>>33179406
Yo what sup Callum. Been missing you're posts for a while. Anyway did you get a replacement for that glock 19 stolen?

>>33179422
Not yet. Been working alot of overtime to try an get a new one.

>>33176157
Start licking the bowl

>>33179584
Ok cool shit. So getting another glock 19 or 1911?

>>33179629
Probably a Glock 19

>>33179584
I still hate you.

>>33179951
Okay

>hurrr durrrr
Just leave your pants at your knees you fucking retards

>>33171713
>Not holding the weapon pointing at the door in condition 1 until you finish pooping and wiping.

You wipe with your other hand by the way.

>>33172048
I shit my pants in public on a drunken dare and to not be a pussy, fuck off I go where I want.

>>33175026
>picture says a thousand words.
Holy shit.

>>33175429
Not sitting on the shitter and slav squatting over a toilet gun in one hand paper in another.
SHYGDDT.

>>33175537
best post in this thread tbqh

>>33176547
This whole thread is making me laugh at 5 am,...
Holy shit that isnt even anon in pic related.

>>33171872
>Shitting in public bathrooms without those toilet seat covers.

>>33171713
My gun stays AIWB in my pants while I piss, hand on the grip, and on the floor, again in my pants, in my regular line of sight while I shit

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>>33171821
I can't drive home every time I have to take a shit.

You were THAT kid in the 2nd grade, weren't you?

>>33181893

Exactly how often do you need to take a shit, pajeet?

>>33181903
Once a day? Bowl movements usually hit me while I'm at work.

>>33181903
I can do three a day on some days.

>>33181920
They hit me at 10pm.

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>>33178007
Kek

>>33181903
>>33182036
Not that anon but when I was younger I contracted a bacteria that ate away at a lot of my digestive track. I got it from handling raw meats at my work(as a butcher) and had it for almost 10 years.
Some days I take 1 shit that's fine, other days I take 4 shits in a row, a half hour between each one. It has nothing to do with diet or preparedness.
Not everyone can be the boy with the golden colon kyle.

>>33181753
Dude those things just stick to your ass and you have to peel the little pieces off touching more ass germs than if you just hit that shit raw.

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>>33183700
I'm very sorry to hear that.

This is why I always make a point of cooking my meat thoroughly.

>>33173495
I feel like this isn't the only reason you need to shit in the handicap stall