*BRAAAAAP* oh...hey anon...i didnt see you there

>>33165470
mmm.... yes.... I like that smell..... is that..... gun powder?

>>33165553
Quite pungent my dear

>BRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

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>>33165470
John Wayne approved.

Someone shop 'hear' to smell

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>>33165470
>you can cut loose with a solid blast almost a whole minute long!

>>33165470

The "resist" sticker on the stock is neat.

Is that a brand logo?

How does it work?

>>33166236

You pull the trigger and it squeezes one out.

Also itcs just a noise maker.

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Check this out.

>>33165709
>those handguards
I wonder if those would fit on a full size AR15

>>33168069
Even if they were the right size, I doubt you could split them into two pieces. You'd also have to break out the dremel and cut down the ends to be compatible with the handguard caps.

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>>33168069
Nah. Forget putting a bayonet on it either.

>>33165709

>That giant fucking clip

That nigga firing 20mm?

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>>33168871
>clip
Git out

>>33165709
At least that toy explains why my old vet uncle is convinced that Mattel produced the small parts in his service rifle

>>33165709
>Survivalists rifle

>>33165470
LOL

>>33168917
>tfw you'll never have a lil tykes AR 15
Imagine the furniture

>>33168871
That's the sound box. I keep thinking I'm going to tear that sucker apart and then I look on eBay and get some sense. It's got some sort of drum inside and the mechanism beats on it. Interesting and unique sound but anyone who called it realistic never fired a firearm.

>>33168917
That plus the comic book cleaning guide they handed out.

>>33165709
IIRC, Mattel had a whole line of military toys and equipment that used that logo. Some kind of unique force ID that fed the branding. The Marauder was by far the best of the line. This was back when boys were allowed to be boys not girls with dicks to be ashamed of.

>>33170238
>not being a girl with a beautiful feminine penis

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>>33165470
Yes, go die in war little Billy, itll be fun just like your favorite new toy.

>BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP

>>33170249
Back the way you came degenerate

>>33170259
This is /k/, we don't need other people to tell us that war is fun in it's ways.

>>33165470
>braaap braaap pew pew

>>33168871
>AR bolters

fund it

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>>33165470
Toys with giggle switches. Those were the days.

>>33171530

No safe.

>>33172814
>Safe

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>>33171194
THAT GUN AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR SEXTINA AQUIFINA

>>33172814
Why would you need a safety on a children's toy?

Is swear to god if you say "muh realism" I will kill myself so I can torture your ass in your fucking sleep.

>>33174879
>that record label
Show had its moments.

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>>33165470
>computer, play sound shipwide: Fart, wet, sustained, 150 decibels

>>33176109
>Had its moments
Nigga, it's probably the best netflix show ever made, S4 fucking when.