Goat test - /k/ edition

>>33161461
D followed by C followed by A followed by B

>>33161492
>ruining your door

>>33161461
E) Shoot the black guy behind him

Crafty dindus are the worst

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Question 2:
You are an officer of the law, patrolling the desert. You and your party come upon a suspicious man. He is unkempt and morbidly obese. You fellow officer shoots the man 3 times center mass with a service rifle. The man is on the ground, begging for his life.
Do you
A) Watch him die
B) Alert EMS to retrieve the body, then watch him die
C) Render medical assistance
D) Shoot him with beanbags

>>33161731
if I am in Reno A if not D

>>33161461
Two bears high-fiving in front of a mushroom cloud!

>>33161649
This man has it together.

>>33161461
First of all, "we're here for the party" is a statement, not a question.
Secondly, how would I hear his statement without answering the door?

>>33161731
A, followed by E
>E) Check his corpse for loot

>>33161731
>B) Alert EMS to retrieve the body, then watch him die
Don't want to catch the weeb after all.

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Question 3:
You are in a 2nd amendment state. A shady man approaches you. He appears Hispanic. He has a tattoo of a black dot next to his eye. He offers you a substantial sum to go to the local arms monger and purchase a variety of low cost handguns, assault rifles, and ammunition for him.
Do you
A) Walk away
B) Accept his offer and purchase the firearms
C) Do not accept his offer and purchase the firearms
D) Report the suspicious man to local law enforcement

>>33161872
C assuming that means I just go buy myself guns

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Question 4:
You are in a stand your ground state. You are at a local convenience shop. A hooded man walks in. The man presents a blade and demands the contents of the register. The shopkeeper complies. The robber appears extremely nervous. You are armed with a 9mm handgun.
Do you
A) Do nothing
B) Calm the situation so no one gets hurt
C) Incapacitate the robber with a leg shot
D) Shoot the robber dead

>>33161976
C Degenerates like him belong on a cross. If no cross is readily available then D

>>33161976
D.

>>33161461
>E) Continue to talk to him through the door.
>>33161731
>E) Shoot him with 00 buck.
>>33161872
>E) Shoot him.
>>33161976
>E) Try to shoot the robber dead but alas I only have 9mm.

>>33161976
Give him the D.

>>33161461
E) Gun to the door, tell him I'm unintersted/you have the wrong adress. If he tries to force entry don't shoot him until he makes it through the door.
>>33161731
E) Sic a German Shephard on him
>>33161872
E) "Sorry boss I'm on probation for DUI, can't help ya. Try that guy over there" -points to man bumming for his church- Leave, inform authorities
>>33161976
D). "He was tweaking out officer; looked like he was about to stab the store owner anyway"

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Question 5:
You live in a castle doctrine state. Your house is in a bad neighbourhood. You are awake one night and you spot a large group of armed men approaching your residence. They breach your front. You are unsure of their identity. You are armed with the wide variety of civilian assault weaponry kept in your residence.
Do you:
A) Engage them with maximum possible force
B) Engage them with weaponry to minimize collateral personal and property damage
C) Surrender unconditionally
D) Attempt to escape unseen

>>33162162
>civilian assault weaponry
>E) Inform the gentlemen that these are actually semi automatic sporting carbines.

>>33162162
A Sun Tzu taught me well

>>33162162
E) Blow up my home.
I guess that would be A though.

>>33162213
Shilling isn't gonna stop a bunch of dudes busting into your house

>>33162162
D
My deductible is $1000 and no way I beat those guys without getting at least wounded

>>33162268
>Shilling isn't gonna stop a bunch of dudes busting into your house
What if it's the ATF here for my purported assault weapory?

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Question 6:
You are in a stand your ground state. You are walking down the street. The street is in an urban area of the city the police do not frequently respond. You spot a group of 6 or more men. They appear to be sexually assaulting a young woman. She is screaming. You are armed with a 45 caliber handgun. It is possible the men are armed. It is possible they are concealing firearms.
Do you:
A) Carry on about your day
B) Attempt to participate
C) Attempt to dispatch all of them
D) Wound one, hoping the remainder will flee

>>33162308
>E) Put the bitch out of her misery.

>>33162308
C I am the law

>>33162303
>S-stop right t-there criminal scum!
I dont think you're going to stop an ATF SRT by yelling at them

>>33162303
>What if it's the ATF
You get Waco'd.

>>33162308
>6 or more men
If i can get into shooting distance without being spotted, it'll be a slaughter

>>33161763
kek

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>>33161461
I like this thread, good job op

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Question 7:
You are in a region where it is only legal to use firearms if you can prove an imminent threat to your life. You live in a good neighbourhood where the police respond quickly. Recently, there has been a string of burglaries in your area. One day you are off work, reloading cartridges in your basement. You have lent your car to a friend. The lights in upstairs are off. You clearly hear someone breaking in and rummaging about. You are armed with a semi automatic military pattern rifle.
Do you:
A) Contact law enforcement and head upstairs to confront the intruder verbally
B) Contact law enforcement and remain in the basement
C) Head upstairs and engage the intruder with your firearm.
D) Remain in the basement and play a JAV at max volume

>>33162308
>ripping loose with a 45 inch gun
Broken bones and all, it'd be fucking worth it. C.

>>33162162
>You are awake one night and you spot a large group of armed men approaching your residence.
>large group of armed men
>>They breach your front.
A); use your knowledge of the house to your advantage
>>33162308
C) if you are not spotted before you are within good range

>>33162533
C shoot ceiling after say he charged after warning shot

>>33162533.
>E) Remain in the basement and play hentai at max volume.
You were so close this time.

>>33162533
>C) Head upstairs and engage the intruder with your firearm
He was coming right for me officer, I swear.

>>33162533
While you seemed to be legally obligated to B), reasonable doubt would make some combination of A) and C) reasonable.

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Question 8:
You are a peace officer in a sizeable department. You are called to an armed robbery. You are one of many responding officers. There is a single suspect. He appears to be armed with a handgun. The suspect is not complying. The suspect has not pointed the weapon at any officers. You are armed with a standard 9mm handgun. No shots have been fired. There is a civilian blocking your shot on the suspect. Other officers are able to engage.
Do you
A) Engage with minimum viable force
B) Engage with all possible force
C) Hold fire
D) Attempt to solve the situation with no loss of life

>>33162776
> There is a civilian blocking your shot on the suspect. Other officers are able to engage.

This one seems pretty clear cut. Answer is C.

>>33162776
C but ready for B if the chance arrises

>>33162776
>C) Hold fire.
Cops are paid by the hour, right?

>>33162814
Fuck no
Salaried
Only OT

>>33162776
C but if he starts to take aim B.

>>33162949
>Only OT
There we go. Everyone holds fire for a few days and we go full Ruby Ridge on this fucker. LODSOFEMONE.

>>33161461
When does the goat come into play?

>>33163020
>When does the goat come into play?

It keeps you reading, hoping to find out.

>>33161461
>A
>>33161731
>C
>>33161872
>D
>>33161976
>B
>>33162162
>A
>>33162308
>C
>>33162533
>A
>>33162776
>C

Of all straight up answers these are the best

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Question 9:
You are a peace officer in the department of a small rural town. The town is in a poor area with high unemployment, poverty, and drug addiction. You and 3 other officers respond to a disturbance at a commercial property. There is a group of 6 sizable individuals refusing to comply with police. A melee ensues. Tasers and pepper spray are ineffectual. Backup is several minutes away. The individuals are not armed and use of lethal force is not authorized.
Do you
A) Attempt to subdue individuals with the threat of lethal force
B) Escalate to lethal force
C) Continue melee
D) Allow individuals to depart

>>33163044
A then B is required

>>33163044
Fuck, This is a hard one
>A then if they persist any longer than a minute and a half B
Not worth dying over.

>>33163029
keeping it up
>>33163044
>melee ensues, tasers and pepper spray are ineffectual, but no lethal force
? this is the exact situation in which lethal force would be authorized, all other options haven't worked and a melee is reason to fear for your life
>A
for the test, but in real life I would be half a second away from using B

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Question10:
Final question.
You are from a first world country. You are a professional infantryman in an elite regiment. You are well trained and equipped. Your country invades a smaller country. You are ordered to occupy a civic building. A large mob assembles to protest the occupation of the building. They shout and throw rocks. Some in the crowd may be armed, and may pose a threat.
Do you
A) Hold fire
B) Open fire and inflict minimum casualties
C) Open fire and inflict maximum casualties
D) Attempt to resolve the situation nonviolently

>>33163186
A until ordered then C

>>33161461
B
>>33161731
B
>>33161872
A
>>33161976
D
>>33162162
A
>>33162308
C
>>33162533
C
>>33162776
C
>>33163044
A
>>33163186
A

A lot of these questions left a lot to be desired and the answers did the same, seems realistic. What's my job mister Brotch?

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>>33163181
I can't wait for my results
>>33163186
without knowing my ROE for this army I'll go with US somali conflict, since throwing rocks varies in severity from pebbles to possibly deadly I can't get an exact say...
>A
keeping our heads down but prepared to do B at a moment's notice

>>33163186

>>33161492
>>33161763
>>33161897
>>33161992
>>33162215
>>33162328
>>33162543
>>33162810
>>33163061
>>33163200

What's my job boss?

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Results for question 1!

On October 17, 1992, Japanese student Yoshihiro Hattori was going to a Halloween party in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Yoshihiro accidentally went to the wrong house.
Rodney Peairs, a 6'2" man, felt that an unarmed, 130lb, Japanese boy in a Tuxedo knocking on his front door was an imminent threat to his life.

If you answered A, you were correct.
The court determined that was the best course of action.

If your answer was B, you were correct.
This is the response of a person with common sense.

If your answer was C, your answer is legally correct.
However. you're a murderer who needs a new door.

If your answer was D, your answer is legally correct.
However, you're a murderer.

http://www.nytimes.com/1993/05/21/us/defense-depicts-japanese-boy-as-scary.html

>>33163457
dead commie is never the wrong answer

>>33163457
>However, you're a murderer.
Literally no. You may be a killer, but you're legally in the clear and therefor not a murderer.
0/10, thanks for playing.

>>33163538
>You must be 18 years or older to post here.

>>33163457
>haha, it was all a trick to show you dirty conservatives how dangerous guns make you, lol Drumph btfo!!!!!!1!!!!1 can't wait to share this on my facebook and tumblr

>>33163538
Just because a law isn't enforced adequately doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Louisiana literally fought a war for their ability to ignore federal laws.

>>33163587
not him but he is right. If you don't know the definition of murder i suggest you look it up.

>>33163645
Wait for the story to finish before you comment on the ending.

>>33163673
fine, but I'll roll my eyes at 5000 rpm if they all are this way

>>33163672
"Murder is the unlawful killing of another human without justification or valid excuse"

Being scared of a little yellow man at your door isn't an excuse, you can talk through your door and ask him to state why the fuck hes there, and after taking one measly second to tell him hes at the wrong house you have avoided said murder.

>>33163719
homicide does not equal murder

>>33163457
Ooo a twist, good thread, lurking

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Results for question 2!

On March 16, 2014, a 39 year old homeless man with schizo-affective disorder named James Boyd was reported for a bilaw violation after camping on in the foothills of Sandia Mountains, outside Albuquerque, New Mexico.

APD officers responded.
An officer speaking to Boyd can be heard saying "I'm worried about safety, I'm not a fucking murderer".
The officers made a move to apprehend boid Officers Keith Sandy and Dominque Perez fired their AR-15s into his back.
One of the bullets severed Boyd's spine. He can be heard saying "I can't move. Please don't hurt me".
An officer fired two bean bags at Boyd, who was then handcuffed and died of his wounds.

The correct answer was C
A, B, and D are legally acceptable, but poor police work.according to DOJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAPb04HGwYA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_James_Boyd#Department_of_Justice_Investigation

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Question 69:
You are an ATF agent conducting a raid on a domestic household for in danger of owning a auto sear. You breach the door and see a man playing lovingly with his dog.
do you
A) Shoot the dog
B) Shoot the man and his dog
C) Shoot the dog twice
D) Burn the whole house down

>>33163730
I will concede that you arent technically legally a murderer in this situation, however you are still pants on head retarded and a hair-triggered child if you shoot him.

>>33163769
fair enough

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Answer to question 3!

On Febuary 15th, 2011, Special Agent Jaime Zapata of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, was killed by Los Zetas cartel members. One of the weapons they used was a Romanian AK legally purchased at J&J’s Pawn Shop in Beaumont, Texas.

Straw purchased firearms represent a large portion of illegal firearms.
Illegal firearms are a huge threat to public safety, and the general public and their representatives in government respond to that threat with gun control.

The correct answer is D.

A is acceptable, C equally so.

B is a felony.

>>33163752
>When an officer tried to pat him down, he produced two pocket knives, threatening the officers with them.[4][5]
Funny you didn't mention that in your post, cunt.

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Answer to question 4!

There is no clear answer.

On May 3rd, 2016, Ricci Chambless Bradden opened fire, wounding an innocent woman, before attempting to flee in a truck. 'Good Samaritan', TJ Antell, attempted to stop Bradden using his personal firearm.
Bradden.shot Antell in the head, killing him.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-with-concealed-carry-gun-licence-shot-dead-after-intervening-in-domestic-dispute-a7011601.html

The correct answer is A.
The less involved you are with violence, the safer you are.

B is correct.
A man robbing a convenience store is not a professional or motivated criminal, and negotiation can be effective.

C is correct.
There's a glut of historical and modern evidence wounding shot is a proven method often appropriate neutralizing a target with a melee weapon.

D is incorrect.
Gunfire, especially an amateur's, puts everyone at risk, and should be avoided whenever possible

>>33164020
>C is correct.
No. It's not. Shooting to wound is illegal and WILL net you an attempted murder charge.

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Answer to question 5!

On May 5th, 2011, Jose Guerena responded to a perceived home invasion by retrieving his legal AR-15. He was shot dead by a SWAT team from the Pima County Sheriff's Department.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-with-concealed-carry-gun-licence-shot-dead-after-intervening-in-domestic-dispute-a7011601.html

If you answered C or D, you are correct.
Escaping unseen is rarely a viable option in a typical domestic setting.

If you answered with A or B, your answer is legally correct.
However you're unlikely to emerge from such a situation alive or uninjured.

>>33164020
How the fuck is that article related? He was trying to stop someone who just shot somebody (which is retarded to attempt), not some skittish fuck robbing a store with a knife.

>>33163768
>E, all of the above.

This thread would have been good if OP wasn't resorting to libshit tactics to "prove" us wrong. See >>33163879 for details.

>>33164124
I thought it was going to be like the GOAT and he'd suggest professions but now it's all lame. A lot of the secret option Es were fun though.

>>33164094
>>33164020
>>33164096
You used the same fucking link for both of these and it's irrelevant both times.

>>33164094
>why no knock warrants should be illegal
>middle of the night guy see a group of armed people coming to your house
>lives in a bad neighborhood
>automatic assumption is gangbangers proving how hard they are
>grab home defence rifle
>It's SWAT
>get fucking killed
>suddenly he's the bad guy

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Answer 6!

If you answered A, you are correct.


If you answered B, you are incorrect.
Participation in such behaviour is illegal. Additionally, it is extremely unlikely such a group would allow an unknown newcomer to participate, and will likely respond violently.

If you answered C, you are incorrect.
A typical 45 caliber handgun has less than 10 rounds capacity. This is insufficient to reliably dispatch 6 men, even for an expert.

If you answered D, you are correct.
Gunfire would most likely cause them to flee.
However, you risk return fire, and civil litigation.

>>33161976
D
Anyone who answers differently is a faggot.

>>33164200
Wait, so attempting to wound one of them is correct and yet shooting to kill is incorrect? It's practically the same in that situation. Also no one who carries a 1911 only carries one mag. What the hell is this dumb crap?

>>33164200
>If you answered A, you are correct.
Maybe legally, but morally you are a raging cockhole and deserve to be sodomized with a railed fore end

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Answer to question 5!

On May 5th, 2011, Jose Guerena responded to a perceived home invasion by retrieving his legal AR-15. He was shot dead by a SWAT team from the Pima County Sheriff's Department.
https://www.rt.com/usa/guerena-arizona-swat-settlement-341/

If you answered C or D, you are correct.
Escaping unseen is rarely a viable option in a typical domestic setting.

If you answered with A or B, your answer is legally correct.
However, you're unlikely to emerge from such a situation alive or uninjured.

>>33164291
We're on Number 7.

>>33161492
FPBP

>>33161731
>tfw remember when this happened
>kek

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Answer to question 7!

In 1999 Mr Martin was living alone at his isolated Norfolk farmhouse, Bleak House, when he discovered Fred Barras, 16, in his home acting as a lookout for another burglar Brendon Fearon, then 29.
The farmer fired his illegal-held pump action shotgun three times towards the intruders, killing Barras.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12153570/Norfolk-farmer-Tony-Martin-who-shot-burglar-dead-will-face-no-new-gun-charges.html


Martin served three years in prison after initially being found guilty of murder, although the conviction was reduced to manslaughter on appeal.

If you answered B you are correct.
Your property is worth far less than your safety, and if you're a responsible adult, covered by home insurance.

If you answered C, you are wrong.
If you live in most of Western Europe, Australia, Canada, or various US states, shooting an intruder just opens up a world of legal liability.

>>33164505
I mean, I guess if you live in a cuck state.

>>33163673
onto 7/10 and every fucking answer has been the same shit now

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Answer to question 8!

On August 28th, 2014, Bryce Dion was shot dead by Omaha police. Police were firing upon Cortez Washington, who was armed with a plastic BB gun.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2736069/Cops-crew-member-killed-Omaha-police-shooting.html

If you answered C or D, you are correct.

If you answered A or B, you are legally correct.

>>33164505
>>33164580
Link the answers to the questions I'm tired of scrolling up

>>33164644
I second that, It makes the thread more annoying

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Answer to question 9!

On March 21, 2015, 4 members of the Cottonwood police department got in an extended melee fight with members of the Gaver family in the Cottonwood walmart. Gaver family members shrugged off tasers and mace.
Cottonwood police did not use lethal force until they were faced with a threat that justified it, with Sargeant Jeremy Daniels Being wounded in the leg.
That was an example of outstanding police work.

If your answer was C, it was correct.

If your answer was A or B it was legally correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-R0d7DIAE

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Answer to the last question!

On April 28th, troops of the 82nd Airborne were bilited in a school in Fallujah. When a crowd of Iraqis came to protest the closure of a school, they opened fire. This massacre left 17 Iraqi civilians dead and over 70 wounded, and is cited as the reason Fallujah turned into what it was The battle of Fallujah was the bloodiest battle America had fought since the Vietnam war.

If you answered A or D, you are correct.

If you answered B or C, you are incorrect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallujah_killings_of_April_2003

>>33162308
Do these gentlemen appear to be of african american decent?
If so I throw a basket ball at them and escort the woman to the next save stop.

>>33164827
this shit got a point faggot?

>>33164020
>It's ok to shoot to wound
>Don't shoot you could hurt somebody!

Either C or D are both correct or both are wrong

>>33164200
Well if I try to kill them all and fail then I've just done D dumbass

>>33161461

B

>>33161731

C

>>33161872

C

>>33161976

D

>>33162162

A

>>33162308

C

>>33162533

C

>>33162776

C

>>33163044

B

>>33163186

A

>>33161872
ALL STATES ARE 2ND AMMENDMENT STATES YOU FAGGOT

>>33161461
>E) Talk to him through the door and tell him to fuck off if he's shady
>>33161731
B
>>33161872
C
>>33161976
D
>>33162162
D (unless they are professional about it and have guys posted at the entrances and exits, in which case A)
>>33162308
C.
>>33162533
C, because I live with my fiancee and my priority is to make sure she is safe.
>>33162776
C
>>33163044
A, and then go to B if they manage to subdue the other officers, because fuck a 6 on 1 situation.
>>33163186
A and D, unless we start taking fire or getting pelted with bigger rocks, in which case B. If shit really goes south, make it A and clear the fuck out.
>>33163768
E, all of the above. Your trick question won't get me; I know my ATF protocols.

>>33164200
>A typical 45 caliber handgun has less than 10 rounds capacity.
Just because the 1911 is shit doesn't mean all .45s are shit.
>This is insufficient to reliably dispatch 6 men, even for an expert.
Are you fucking kidding me?

>>33165871
>only America has states
nigga you some next level stupid

>>33166300
Only America has the 2nd amendment.
no u