>Hey faggot, put the gun down and fight me like a man What do?

shoot him, obviously.

>>33155163
What would Alfa Group do?

joe rogan's gonna do a two-leg takedown on you

>>33155163
Stop making these threads. They aren't clever, nor are they interesting.

>>33155174
>Sudden Mysterious Polonium Contamination

Joe rogan is pro gun tho

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

ALPHA BRAIN
SHROOMTECH
KRILL & MCT OIL
PRIMATE CARE PILLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"

>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

Joe Rogan, 2015

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard

>>33155163

Tell him "no"

>>33155163
I'd like to test my BJJ skills against him. I'd drop my gun like every final boss battle in an action movie and we'd fight for alpha status

>>33155257
>I'd like to test my BJ skills against him

FTFY

>>33155163
Shoot him and start crying about him calling you a faggot. Confuse the left, a gay defending themselves.

>>33155163
>pull the trigger
>pick up the casings if enough time
>leave

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>>33155179
That's right anon. I'll let him do it.
Slice his femoral arteries with my cut throat britva.

>>33155172
/Thread

If MMA fighters are considered lethal weapons, is them raising their fists considered brandishing?

>>33155163

prolly shoot 'em

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>>33155267
Oh, a wise guy, eh?

>>33155163
still shoot him in the face lmao

>>33155396
>not aiming for center of mass
Who's this guy think he is, John Wick?

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>What do?
Put the gun down and do this.

Does he have scoliosis?

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>>33155163

>>33155163
shoot him like a big boy

>>33155226
Alpha Brain is actually pretty legit.

>>33155163
Ask him why he's picking on guys in wheelchairs.

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>>33155163
>hey faggot, put down the fists and fuck me like a man

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>>33155163
I wouldn't even aim at center mass. His head is a bigger target thanks to human growth hormones.

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>>33155179
this,

>>33155631
Not it isn't. The best thing about it is the placebo effect. Joe Rogan uses testosterone, HGH, and steroids. Alphabrain has done very little for him.

>>33155163
Well if i had to pull my gun that means you did something to threaten my life, because I'm generally a peaceful guy who doesn't like fighting at all. That being the case I'm not going to give you a chance now that I've pulled it and the fact that I didn't shoot you as soon as the weapon came out is an oversight on my part.

>>33155163
>i reject your concept of masculinity
>my definition of masculinity follows the idea that guns are more masculine than brawling
>and, since i'm the one with the gun, we'll be using my definition

Then I shoot him, whilst giggling like a schoolgirl

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>>33155226
Every fucking time

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>>33155602
>k tries MMA

>>33155163
shoot him.

>>33155372
Nope, that's a myth.

>>33155163
drop the gun ... and my pants

>>33155723
>t. A guy who probably doesn't even have an associates degree

Please explain more about how these substances interact with the brain.

>>33155163
no, go away im busy.
>walk away

Fuck an animal with my bare hands...
In a defense situation

>>33155214
Underrated post

>>33155602
>not including the part with the taint punching

>>33155163
welp, time to get out the dueling sabres then.

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>>33155163
Oh, haven't seen this bait in a while.
Obviously but my gun down and kill him with an axe

>>33155214
No he isn't, he is a anti-gun piece of shit who thinks that civilians should only own bolt-actions.

>>33157620

You are a gentleman and a scholar

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Walk away???
Avoiding confrontation is the best route

>>33155163
Proceed to stab him to death.

Gouge out his eyeballs and skullfuck him.

>>33155163
Activate my concealed carry IED and ascend to glory.

>>33155163
*unzips glock 19*

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>>33155163
>shoot him in the testicles then walk away

I obviously cannot fight him like a man if he isn't one anymore.

Nice. One should always accept a challenge to give the opponent every advantage if he asks for it. Drop your gun and be a man. Better yet, let yourself be backtied and step into a bucket of hardening concrete, while blindfolded. Be a man. There are no handicaps on your part that can make the fight uneven, if you are a man.

>>33155163
Teleport behind him
Shoot him
Turn 360 and walk away

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>>33155163
Spar him one on one, shoot bows together and do a sick 3 hour podcast with him sharing joints, stories and talking about aliens, Bigfoot and hilarious shit.

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*unzips dick*

>>33155163

*complies*

*unsheathes katana*

>>33155163
>two in the chest
>one in the pelvis

>>33155163
>offer him some sick drugs I have
>laugh as he tries smoking VX

Fuck Joe Rogan and every man eternally 16 years old

>>33155172
This.

>b-be a real man and fight me and my clearly superior build in which I have the one chance in a lifetime to legally beat you up

>>33155163

>Are you trying to hit on me?

>>33155163
Rogan is a cool dude. I'd spar with him. But if some douche bag tapout wanna be bro swung at me, yeah I'd probably just shoot him.

>>33155226
dude this is the best post I've seen on 4chan in months

top stuff, anon

>>33158154
Wrong

>>33155163
Shoot both of his knees, then maybe he'll learn to not be Billy Badass.

If he doesn't bleed out, that is.

>>33155163
shoot him in the penis, make him thank me for raping is daughter

Walk right past his spinning side kick. Psh, nothing personal kid.

Rear naked choke him out, then shoot him in his retarded head. Maybe fuck the hole.

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*drops to floor*
*pulls out second gun*

wipe yo self off man you dead

>>33155163
Empty the cylinder of my .357 magnum into him. "fair" fights are for idiots.

Buy some more DMT and kettlebells.

"No."

Then I shoot him and raid his collection of Onnit and Fleshlights

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But I'm a girl

>>33162869
kettlebells dunked in mct oil

>>33155346
Careful not to knock your fedora off whilst doing it

>>33155163
I live in Bell Canyon California, which is an unincorporated community of Ventura County. My name is Joe Rogan. I'm 49 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet of freshly killed game and rigorous kettlebell routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll vape on some essential CBD oils while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the CBD oils I eat a pot gummy. In the isolation tank I smoke some DMT, then down some Alpha Brain, and after that some Caveman coffee. Then I put on my Me Undies while I prepare food from Blue Apron. I always use a nonvegan meal as eating vegan doesn't provide you necessary protiens. Then I make sure to do spinal decompression, then yoga followed by a final kettle work out. There is an idea of a Joe Rogan; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

>>33163157
>TFW your crush gets eaten by lobstrosites.

Dada-Chum?

>>33155163
It's Joe, I take his spinning back kick to the chest like a man, throw up my soul and be glad I'm not dead, he buys me beer, we're good buddies.

>>33155163
Hey faggot go get some real shitty tattoos, oh wait

>>33155163
The only unfair fight is the one you lose

>>33155272
omg this is brilliant.

>>33164576
Dada-chick my nigga

Unrelated Question: Is it safe to use wet bullets?

>>33155214
I bet he doesn't CC. He's never brought it up.

>>33155163
>"psst weed doesn't cure cancer"

>>33165528
Dunno but I'd doubt that the bullet would fire if the gun powder got wet.

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>>33155163
Sorry but my gun is above your weight class.

>>33155542
the Ag hall is for agricultural music.

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>>33155163
Offer him the chance to die like a real man... Pistols at 20 paces.

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>>33158289
>walk away
>get punched in the back of the head

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>>33164576
I forgot why Roland's world was filled with weird mutated shit.
Could someone explain it to me, I don't have any of the books on hand.

>>33155163
shoot him and walk away?

this is kind of a dumb scenario.

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>>33155163
>>Hey fa- BANG BANG

>>33168762
There was weird mutated shit because of war in the past and because of genetic engineering.

>>33165687
He's vocally anti-carry, but he will generally defend 2A against the Obamer looking Baltimore police officer he's had on.

>>33155163
Shoot you because I have superior battle strategy.

>>33162630

Holy damn I need to watch these again.

>>33155163
Shoot him anyway

>>33155163
focus on the front sight.

>>33155172

FPBP

>>33159690
>not recognizing pasta

reddit pls

>>33164576

Ahhh shit honkey maffa!

>>33168694
If you turn your back on someone threatening you then you deserve everything you get you dummy.

>>33168694

Fucking niggers.

>>33155163
Shoot him

The gun has made it so that not all men have to roid out to be able to handle themselves in a fight. His line of thinking is obsolete when say a fat fuck could drop him 300 yards out before he even came close

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>continue holding at gunpoint
>use other phone to call cops
>"Yes hello officer there's some crazy wrestler fuck threatening to assault me, I have him apprehended please send someone over immediately"
>get shot by cops when they show up because they think I'm the crazy wrestler fuck
>be immortalized as a good boy who dindu nuffin, Riots in my town in my name which ends in multiple police fatalities amongst the dozens of bodied negros

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>33171792
Ayo whatchu say wite boi? Nigga don't make me stick no size 15 up yo skinny wite ass, Nigga.

Sheeeeeeeit, This nigga think he all dat cos he got pasty cracka skin and no lips. I tell ya how it IS wite boi, Dis be MA country, Niggas been heah fuckin redskin bitches n smokin' dat peace pipe fo thousands a yeas befo' the wite man show up.

How else ya think we got dem egyptian pyramids in mexico 'n' sheeeit? Ontoppa bein kangs we was EXPLORAS.

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>>33155172