what gun do you want to be holding when the aluims come

>>33152739
moist nugget modified to fire .50 bmg with a 2 foot butcher blade bayonet

>>33152739
my jizz shooter

>>33152739
The most powerfull weapon, the power of love
Also an RPG 7 to blast those spaceniggers

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Noisy cricket

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An aluims gun, of course. Not as good as a reptilian blunderbuss, but still.

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>>33152739

What will /k/ do when the Aliens look like this?

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>>33152926

Kill it jellyfish are the niggers of the sea

>>33152926
Anal

>>33152972
why do you assume that it has a dick

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>>33152804
This. First we fuck them. Then we say fuck them. It is God's truth.

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it's the only truly correct option.

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>>33152739
Dunno how tough the bastards are so it's better to be on the safe side.

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>>33152739

The aliums are possibly not even physical beings, their technology borders on magic, and from abductee testimonies, it appears they have total mastery of our technology and nervous systems, meaning they can switch of humans remotely, and manipulate our memories and perceptions.

There is no resistance. Pulling a gun on them is simply not possible.

t. Someone who looked into this seriously.

>>33153011
Ack Ack

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>>33152739

>>33153012
>cuckposting

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>>33153012
>t. Someone who looked into this seriously.

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>>33152739
I can't wait to share my culture with them.

>>33152957
this

>>33152739
Depends. what's the best las-gun patter?

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>>33153038
>>33153099

I've been fascinated with the UFO phenomenon since the early 90s, and read almost every book and watched most documentaries.

Most of it is bunk, but there are some extremely compelling cases and the abduction of women along bloodlines is most terrifying.

I've pretty much come to the same conclusions about the phenomenon as Jacques Valles has. These are not interplanetary travelers with a curiosity for us, but something much more mysterious and ominous.

Now you can return to your regularly scheduled W40K, xeno-blasting fantasy thread.

>>33153180
are they interdimensional beings that gave us equations for the atomic bombs in the 30s?

>>33152763
FO4 pls go

.50 Alien Elimiator

>>33152739
A lasgun

>>33153012
>>33153180

You WONT be able to stop THEM as they use their SUPERIOR ANAL PROBE on you! How can puny humans even compete? BTFO!

Fuck off. Space niggers get blasted. Period.
>>33153200
Read some Tesla shit my mang. Channeling demons is more like it.

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>>33152739
>What l cannot crush with words l shall crush with the tanks of the Imperial Guard

>>33153200
Yes, biggest trolling in the history of the galaxy.

>>33152778
first post best post

I'm willing to give no resistance if they assure me they stimulate my prostate with those anal probes.

Arguably Elysian.

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>>33153281
>>33153281

>Fuck off. Space niggers get blasted. Period.

Sorry no.

They come for your women and children. They can phase through the walls of your house with technology so esoteric, it seems like magic to use flesh and bones primates, and they can disconnect your motor controls remotely while you lie and watch in horror as your spouse is taken from her bed, and you pass out with no memory of the events next morning.

They have total mastery and ownership of us and the only people that managed to resist them were those invoking God.

But it's cute you think they're a conventional enemy like you fight against in Starcraft.

>>33153011
>7.62x49+2mm
>implying that even our own earths "cryptids" have even been done in by a .308
>not giving something far more advanced and intelligent then us the respect by shooting it with
>.375H&H
>.416 Rigby,
>.416 Rem
>.458 WinMag
>.50BMG 750 grain AMAX

>>33153320
>implying you'll even get close to Leman Russ
>implying you won't be one of the untold trillions of hive citizens callously scooped off the streets to meet the tithe
>implying your training won't consist of marching and beatings in the vast hold of troop transport
>implying you'll even see a lasgun, much less flak armor
>implying you and other 10,000 members of your regiment won't be unceremoniously vomited out onto a battlefield with only the vaguest orders or sense of which direction the enemy is located
>implying you won't be killed to the last man within the day by friendly fire, never seeing even a single opposing soldier

>>33153527
Wow, so you are really into this whole alien cuckold fetish crap, huh?

>>33153527
space niggers try to get in my head and I'm fucking them with my mind bro
I'm so glad you are our acting human ambassador to the ayy lmao race
please give them my regards next time you talk to them

>>33153561
Mmm, fair enough. Guess it's time to move up to IEDs then.

>>33153527
There's a reason why they strike when we're most vulnerable

>>33153717

Yeah, it's because they want to be discrete, not because we can counter-act them.

>>33153699
>All that adult-diaper-baby-alien-grey-probe-hardcore-amputee-feet-tickle-trap-fart-reptilian-ufo-rule 34-phaser-abduction porn in his search hstory

>>33152843
Where to get

>>33153619
>implying i'm not a governor-general

Phased Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range.

>>33152739
dual Phoenix's or a Callisto NTG

>>33153619
>implying Trump won't make 40k-Pre-Vegetable-Emperor real
bruh fiction a shit. we real life now

>>33153746
>being god-level ayy lmao
>being discreet

why tho

>>33153791
Inside the wall of a middle class white suburban home.

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>>33152999
>>33153012
damn straight.

>>33153746
>>33153527
noob ayy investigator here

What do I read after Vallee and Keel?

>>33152870
MOAR

>>33152739
Since ayy lmao's are almost certainly incomprehensibly more technologically advanced than us, I won't worry about them. If they want me to die, I won't be able to stop them. If I live, I'll just have to worry about humans, so not much changes.

>>33152739
M Night Shyamalan says water

>>33152926

Kill them all.

>>33154650
Cattle are more easily herded when they aren't terrified.

>>33152739

muh good ol AR-15

im finna shoot that durn alium right in its extraterrestrial ass

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>>33153012

Oh ye of little faith...

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>>33152739
Bullpuped G3 using 60 round casket mags. Closest I'll get to a MA5B

>>33152926

fuck it.
to death

>>33154831
I thought someone figured out the MA-series rifles in Halo were more like space bullpup Galils?

>>33154817
>>33154833
Pretty sure they just don't want to get fucked to death
probe sissys BTFO
you cannot recover from this

>>33154965
I must have missed that. I always remembered doing the classic HK slap when reloading though.

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>>33152739
delet this

>>33152957
Very good sir

>>33155000
Checked

>>33152996
It's got tentacles man, we'd figure something out

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>>33152739
>what gun do you want to be holding when the aluims come

all of them

Depends on what kind of ayys we're talking about.

If they're X-COM style "land UFO, walk around, abduct humans/shoot at humans/do other stupid ayy shit", I'm going to pack myself a 5.56mm AR-15, preferably automatic if I can get my hands on one.

If they're War of the Worlds style "fucking impossible to kill with guns and they just parade around in vehicles murdering people", I'm taking an AK, so if I have to kill myself in a muddy basement I can be sure my gun doesn't jam on me.

>>33153180
Go back to /x/.

>>33152739
>what gun do you want to be holding when the aluims come

I consider my AR to be my 'service weapon' if you will. If 5.56 doesn't do anything, then I'll grab my AK.

If neither of those have an effect, then I wake the resting spirit of Mosina and let her roar in battle once more.

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>>33152739
WE'LL KEEP THEM NORTH OF THE ZAMBEZI
TILL THAT RIVERS RUNNING DRY
USING FALS TO FUCK THE AYYS
BECAUSE RHODESIANS NEVER DIE

>>33152926
Fuck it to the death. If I can overpower it, I shall become the greatest hero known to man. If it is too powerful, I die as a warrior.

>>33155888
anon confirmed for holding all guns when said ayys arrive

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>>33152739
Burn them all

>>33154787
here buddy, explore some new boards anon :3
>>>/aco/
>>>/d/

>>33153527
If they knew that much then there would be know point in abducting anyone you stupid mother fucker

>>33153619
Autoguns are better against orks anyways
T. Armageddon Ork Hunter

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>>33152739

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