What is it like to have sex with a Tiger tank?

>>33149654
I'm not sure but I'm going to bovington tank museum soon and I hope to find out. I imagine she needs at least a plus sized bad dragon to please her

>>33149667
Bang her with a Lions dick, to piss off the "King Tigers"

>>33149654
Uncomfortable.


For the Tank.

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Meh

Pros
>Great shell girth for feminine KwK penis
>Generally knows how to make an entrance
>Gangbang master: Can take on 4+ guys at once effectively
>Decent stamina, when she's not breaking down

Cons
>Heavy girl, BBW fetish required
>Expensive date, requires a lot of fuel
>She's always nagging you about maintenance
>Constantly gets stuck on emotional and physical barriers
>Total butterface
>Always takes forever to get around
>Turret rotation just dosen't do it for me like that sexy bitch T-34/85


6/10

Takes 15 hours and ends anti-climatically

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>>33149654
Only one way to find out!
>man jailed after sneaking into local museum naked

>>33149654
Metallic.

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>>33150922
I can just imagine it now.
>My fellow Americans, citizens of the world.
>I know what you are all thinking, but, I did not have sexual relations with that tank.

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>>33150093
>Constantly gets stuck on emotional and physical barriers

she's pretty insecure, but cute enough. download the game and see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29ZvI9KeO8

>>33149654
Opi said III and IV felt pretty awesome, so I guess Tiger should be very awesome

>>33150087
/thread