/k/ Patch Thread

>>33148138
First for patches are /k/ related.

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>can't pack because no envelopes
>delivery says they'll come in today
>mfw nothing to do

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>>33148195
How much do you make of these patches my dude?

>>33148195
>>delivery says they'll come in today
why don't you, I don't know, buy them at a regular store with your bagged milk you Leaf?

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>>33148203
Enough to feed a large army of ants.

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>>33148209
>15 cents an envelope versus 3 cents an envelope
I'm okay, thanks.

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>>33148218
Your inner jew is coming out.

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>>33148221
>wanting to keep costs down for people makes me a jew

>>33148224
>Taking the extra cost off the consumer and not your profits.
A bit jewy to me 2bh.

>>33148218
>not paying 2 cents an envelope at the local store

I clear the shelves every time I go

>>33147946
Fun is a buzzword.

Seriously though, fuck The Division. Good lord is the detail in the environment nice though. The lesson I learned from The Division is being applied to For Honor and GR: Wildlands. I really want those games to be good.

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man, when is the slavu patch going to be in stock again?

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>>33148138
10/10 loop

>>33148270
most likely never

First for poop patches

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An anon in the other thread mentioned it. Mauser pushine should have an M43 or something. SS Peaked cap would work better for a Luger, or a can of Zyklon B.

Just out of curiosity, have any of you patchmakers served? Ai, neet etc.

>>33148698
Sour has, Crimson has, military doesn't allow bully-prone lolis so 2hu is out, and the rest I don't know

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>>33148698
I served in the Third, Fourth, and Seventh Great Skeleton Wars, wherein we reclaimed our cryptic homes from the Ghablin hordes, and defeated the traitorous Stickmen of the East.
I was in a frontline psyops unit. Before every engagement, we would sneak up to the edge of enemy territory and rattle menacingly. The effect it had on the enemy, my goodness, it had a considerable affect on their morale. This strategy didn't do much to the Stickmen troops, due to most of them being acclimated to the creaky snapping noises their tiny pathetic bodies made, so most of the time we just called them faggots and threw bits of plants at them.

Ai, when will there be a diamond dons and rwss patch restock? Also could I preorder them?

>>33148248
>mfw my local store wants a $1.50 an envelope.
>.99 if I buy a whole case

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Hot damn Valkyrie, your shit is quick, only 3 days, on the other side of the country. I love these patches, SAKO is now my biggest patch, beating Anglosphere.

Also thanks for the intro to bowing, really informative.

>>33148698
Resistance fighter during the 2016 Burning of the Leafs.

>>33148873
But hey, at least Trudeau came to visit, right?

>>33148698
NEET served in the Minneapolis Defensive

>>33148698
NEET took up arms in the opening shots of the great meme war

>>33148958
My nigga

>hivemind

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>>33148869
Also Wood's stuff came in, I love it, Yandere Operator came out mint. I love chibi Trump-chan, so small, so cute.

I need to sneakily place all the rectal stickers on my roommates' stuff and see how long it takes them to realize it.

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Made a [very rough] Head Pat patch.

I tried making a 'Chemical Specialist' design with her nurse outfit, but it didn't turn out good.

>>33148236
Cost for envelopes goes towards the shiiping cost.

>>33148254
Fun I did have, great it does look.

>>33148698
No. I was going to enlist but then I remembered how shit our military is.

>>33148759
Placing the restock on em today.

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>bought all of the megumin patches
>ordered a bunch of megumin bullshit on amiami
>have a vast megumin folder
>don't even like megumin that much

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>>33148698
Haha FBI please leave. Big guys only in this thread

>>33149136
Yes. And speaking of my guns, SOUR WHERE IS TAVOR PATCH

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newest acquisition: operator-chan.

>>33149194
And Mauser doodles?

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>>33148248
The Avatar collection is the exact same price as all four patches individually. Why not make it one buck less so people have an incentive to buy the collection?

Also pic related.

>>33149388
>no deus lo vult Tanya Patch

>>33149388
It was cheaper before he put them all on sale.
No combining discounts.

>>33148698
I'm pretty sure one of the Crimson guys did

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>>33148748
CrunchyBones, you're alright.

Also, anybody interested in making a Hammerhead Garage patch? I want to advertise for my favorite blonde grease monkey.

>>33149552
>one of the Crimson guys
It's just one guy m8.

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>>33149449
I'd pay 20 bucks if it was good & official by cospa.

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>>33148698
Yeah, prior Infantry Marine. trying to get back in to drive tanks.

>>33148869
glad to see they got to you quick friend.

>>33149194
Working on it, Sidelined a bit.
>>33149301
Working on popular girls before one weeb's fantasy.
but honestly been too busy to just sketch girls at random.

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Recommend me some tasteful anti-com patches. There's been a resurgence of antifa in the area and im gearin up

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>>33148351
Someone pls

>>33149774
Ai's anticommie patch is pretty nice, but he hasn't made it yet.

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>>33149774

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>>33149830
Your time will come.

>>33149774
Seems like everybody has some in the works, but nobody really has any ready yet. The worst part about these patch threads is the waiting.

Any more NROLs coming soon?

REEEEEEEE

>>33149573
I like it. That character also hits ALL my checkboxes for waifu status, from what I've seen, but I'd want to play the game before I made a patch from it. It's good from what I know, lots of bro adventure type shenanigans.

>>33149812
YES

>>33149942
>tfw been waiting since November to get one and I fucked and missed it AGAIN
Just...

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>>33148748
Dank u 4 ur cervix. Mr sketel

F

>>33149952
Only thing wrong with her is the full-hick accent. Don't get me wrong, I've got a bit of a twang but her accents a bit ridiculous

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hey look I made a sorta stumpy looking Vanguard Hunter patch

>>33150020
I said that to a girl once and shot myself in the foot (figuratively). She thought it was gross, but I kept laughing while I left.

The end.

>>33150024
Fucking damn. Her design is even better than I remember, but you're right. Her accent is severe. That being said, I've gone to South Carolina a few times and those motherfuckers were speaking tongues, so shit happens. It sounds like an overblown imitation of an accent more than anything, most likely due to the nature of dubbing over Jap lip sync. I think she would've sounded better with a less lilty voice, although I suppose that would've appeal to as many people, and the accent is likely supposed to be her "charm point" in the Jap version with a Kansai dialect or some shit rather than this overblown Speedy Gonzalez-tier imitation of a Southerner.

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>>33150075
>I've gone to South Carolina a few times and those motherfuckers were speaking tongues, so shit happens
How horrible.
>mfw trying to communicate with the flatlanders of southern Idaho

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Decided to try and organize my board.

Still waiting on like 6 more patches to come.

>>33150075
>>33150342
Only time I've been really lost is full-on hill folk speech. I worked with one guy from Appalachia, only could get every other word. Still did better than most folk so I ended up being his "translator".

>>33150342
>calling anyone "flatlander"
You're probably this >>33150411 guy's mountain man.

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>>33149774
actually wearing patches seems a little cringey

>>33150472
Being cringey is fun sometimes. Part of why morale patches do well with real military.

>>33150483
if you're going to go shout at socialists go for it, but if you're armed dress like you are going to a job interview. and don't live stream it.

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>>33150424
I speak fairly normally for the pacific northwest unless I watch Doctor Who or talk to British people, then I fall into meme island speak. If I get comfortable there only cockney cunts and Australians understand me.

>>33150472
Who cares if something is cringey? Don't let the affairs or opinions of normalfags affect your behavior. There's no hard evidence they're actually sentient anyways.

>>33149573
I'm very interested, hit me with a good image, or I'll find one eventually. I'm with D3, she's top class waifu material.

>>33150547
>Who cares if something is cringey? Don't let the affairs or opinions of normalfags affect your behavior.
Get this anon a drink, he understands.

I wear my weeb-shit patches on my hat all the time. Never a bad comment, usually compliments on the design or questions about the meaning.

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Kek patch is back from the two places I got quotes from, one was literally 50% cheaper. Guess I'm sticking with these guys even though they've yet to finish the fucking gloli, but whatever. Who's ready for kek patch?

>>33149125
how long did it take for the nrols and rwss to sell out?

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WHEN ARE NROLS AND BMW PATCHES RESTOCKED

>>33149812
this plz

>>33149752
Mkay

Who was the other name/trip who wanted Mauser Patches? Crunchy, Merlin?

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>>33150724
Disregard my last post, the sides weren't as big as the original logo. The best I could find was a larger res of the pic posted above.

>>33150900
Which Mausers?

I've not been inna patch bread since the 13th because reasons that tl;dr as no internet.

Have I missed anything important? Do we still hate WGW? Any new patch guys to buy from?

>>33150997
Meh
Always
Pastbin

>>33150900
I don't recall AutismBones doing a skelly for a Mauser, and I think I did ask about running it. Got any art or ideas other than just Mauser patch?

>>33150971
Gimme a sec, gonna try to find something for this.

>>33150997
WGW is dildos, yes, but we don't really need to hate them. More just pity their art-blind supporters, and collect from the salt mine named Mark.

Can't wait for this to be screenshot and put on their FB groups.

>>33151037
I'm full of ideas, broham.

>>33150997
Okaeri anonymous-kun.
Someone trademarked "morale patch" and there was a shitstorm. Ai accidentally left his trip on while insulting his consumers.
WGW fucking shits. They let out an art preview for a fuck awful patch... again.
"Heartpatch" was founded and is planning to either make some very nice heart shaped patches of shimapan, main three female dragon meido characters, and megumin or give the art to NEET.

Did Skog already put those 9 DAE patches up?

>>33150724
What Kek patch?

>>33150997
PK spoils anime now

>>33151174
Technically the guy who confirmed his guess to be accurate spoiled it.
t. PK defense force

>>33151119
Seconding this

Hey Neet
What's a Holo envelope?

>>33150424
>Tfw when west NC >thought calling coasties and non-mountain people "flatlanders" was original

>>33151233
Is it not from Spice and Wolf?

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>>33151119
>>33151197
They go up at 2000 CST

>>33151255
Yes I know, but I require more information. How big is it? Will it be subtle? Or will it be dazzling orange with Holo's hair? Can I carry it around without getting exposed as a weeaboo?

>>33151233
It's an envelope with autism

>>33151271
Got my DAE came in today, would it be autistic if I wore it on my bag on campus?

>>33151317
Seconding this.

>>33151254
It has its roots in very early Franco/Swiss/Germanic culture.

>>33151317
Disregard autism. Do what you want to do if it makes you happy unless you're a skinnyfat ugly manlet who would get made into a meme.

>>33151317
Do it anyway

>>33151033

Checked bin, didn't see anybody new other than bacon

>>33151037

They still post about us huh?

>>33151057

Tadaima... Wait what? How do you trademark something people have been making for years already? And who, I need to make sure I never buy from them ever again!

>>33151174

Holy shit, I knew the guy was an ass, but that's straight up wanker behaviour!

>>33151302
It's a regular envelope with two semi chibi Holos hugging giant apples printed on it.

>>33150403
nice

>>33151317
I've worn mine a couple times and not a single person has noticed it

>>33151347
That is lovely. Thanks

>>33150997
>heart patches
>restock from ai
>new patch from me
>furry shimpan patch coming from NEET

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So NEET. I bought one of them Megumeme eyepatch patches...

Do you send tracking, or is it only if it's package mail? Just wondering.

>>33151344
Trademarked the phrase, not patented the idea.
Ai is of Patch Dynamics. He regularly drops trip to shitpost but forgot to this time. It's honestly fine because his consumer base is 95% Nazis from /pol/ whi caused a dangerously cheesy memefest in response which got two threads deleted by mommy.

>>33151344
Morale Patch Armory has the trademark
There was a go fund me for lawyer fees to get it cancelled
They have shit patches anyways

I just had a great idear, what would you guys thing about velcro on a laptop?. You know instead of stickers or something like that just tape some velcro on there!

>>33151365
Define furry please. Furry as in a strokable patch or furry as in the sort that make me wish my cosplay rifle wasn't an airsoft L96 stock with a plastic pipe bolted to it.

>>33151383
Nah, I'm cool wit' Ai, I'm on about whoever put the trademark in, I'm assuming it's a seller of patches at least.

>>33151454
1st one, Awoo bush

>>33151434
Ah. I've never bought from them anyways, because shit patches.

>>33151460
Is there a preview yet?

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>>33151473
Just a mock up I believe

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>>33151057
>>33151383
It was literally two shitters spamming the thread when It happened desu. Everyone else recognized the banter and accepted it.

>>33151491
This is acceptable. I await release!

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Is this you, Wood? I found it on a normie site. Is this gonna bring normies here?

>>33151536
Woodpatch is normiecore. Even on WGW's recommended page.

>>33151500
FAKE NEWS

>>33151536
this thread is already full of nogun normies so there wont be a difference

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>(rightfully) shitting on Weapon Grade Waifus but giving Operating Innawoods Waifu a pass for doing the same thing

>>33151584
But /k/ in general? Last thing we need is more noguns normies

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>>33151271
>They go up at 2000 CST
3am for me, I guess that means no sleep or no DAE for me

>>33151617
this board is already full of nogun normies so there wont be a difference

>>33151664
I see what you did there

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Going out to get the remaining 3 RECs, they're going up at 6pm est.

>>33151605
Quite to the Literal, whomst?

>>33151344
>They still post about us huh?
When they aren't making godawful patch designs and circlejerking, yeah. They sent Trenchgun his patches and a dozen packets of salt, literally, and they cancelled my orders a few times in a row since I made a joke about copying one of their super-special Admin patches.

And then someone burned one of their logo girl patches on camera. It was fun.

>>33151383
That's what happened? Fuck, I woke up, went to work, checked the thread and suddenly all of them were nuked. What'd he say?

>>33151676
Fuck man, I need sleep for work. Your 3REC at 5pm CST, and Skog's DAE at 8PM. Fuck me, man, overnights are shit.

>>33151676
>Gate

Says a lot about this thread that there are people here who actually liked that pile of vomit.

>>33151711
It was just Ai shitposting and a couple no fun allowed guys blowing it out of proportion to derail us

>>33151271
Today is the day I get my 9 patches.

>>33151724
Everyone has their guilty pleasure anime, I personally enjoy SAO, as much as it might pain people to think about it, but it's what got me interested in anime, it holds a special place in my mind. I know it's flaws and still enjoy it because it's wholesome fun.

Don't hate on other people's anime because we all know that you have one anime that you like that several others hate.

>>33151639
take some stuka tabletten and you'll be a-ok anon

>>33151775
Thats easy to say when you have such shit taste

>>33151775
>SAO

Lad..

>>33151789
Who said that SAO is the only thing I watch? You are trying to play off that your specific view of anime is the only view that there should be. You are trying to hide that anime you really like that is generally shunned. It's nothing more than a guilty pleasure.

Why don't you list your favorite animes, guarantee that at least one of them is a bad, guilty pleasure, anime that you know is bad and love it for its flaws.

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>>33151776
>tfw out of Schok-a-kola and the grocery store closed an hour ago
I'll just wait for you to do a second run

>>33151844
>he can get his schoka from the store
>I have to wait two weeks for mine to ship from Finland
that being said, bless Varus for their $10 shipping and lowered schoka prices

>>33151805
What? I enjoy it, knowing it's utter shit, but it brings a grin to my face when I watch it, I'm waiting to see the movie coming out, I hear it's pretty decent.

I like it for a personal reason, not because it's what is "socially acceptable" in the anime community, to where you have to watch it or be left out.

Anime is subjective, and it depends on the person, I won't let some spergs dictate what I have to like. I will like what I like, you'll like what you like, we can share opinions, but not go so far as to say one should be extinguished from existence, and another be held to a gods pedestal.

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>>33151605
>Operating Innawoods Waifu
Dare?

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>>33151676
>>33151711
>>33151724
Just got them, and well... I can't fucking do this anymore. I'm overloaded with orders and my ass fucking hurts. I picked them up just now and I'll probably drop them at the end of the week or Monday next week. That or when the big guy and Opsecs patches arrive.

Sorry ya'll.

>>33151844
second run on DAE will happen sometime around Lutz and Goodhew

>>33151835
>>33151923
But I don't watch shit anime
I actually have good taste unlike some people here

>>33151957
The guy I'm getting these off might be rerunning them, if he does I'll pick them up. If not then these are rip.

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>>33151775
I liked SAO too. At least the first half of the first season. Faereaishit was weird and I didn't really pay much mind to the second season's release. Considering watching it eventually though.
Mirai Nikki is my real guilty pleasure. Fuck man the characters are written like literal retards but I absolutely adore the premise and the star character, and Redial is a better love story than Romeo and Juliet.

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>>33151724
I like Gate for how far it is over the top. It's like a Jap-pride B-Movie. Makes me remember the good ol' days of watching Mystery Science Theater 3000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa42pxJyq64

Got my KS blemish today. Thanks, Ai.
>tfw asked about envelopes from canada with "that trump frog i heard about on facebook"

>>33151962
>doesn't even watch it
>just calls it shit
>>>/a/

>>33151948
Hey man, just take a breather if you have too, get the patches out but it's not like they need to be sent out immediately. They can take a day or two.

>>33151962
Please, no one is buying the high and mighty act, you try to act like your opinion is the only thing that matters and anything that falls stray is shit. The fact is, is that people enjoy what they enjoy. Let me guess, all of your favorite animes are ones that /a/ loves, and you hate everything that /a/ hates, at that point you are not a free thinker, you are a follower, a pawn being told what to watch and what to like, with no free thought because free thought and liking something that is not accepted in the secret /a/ club makes it automatically shit.

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>>33151878
>he doesn't have a endless Nazi chocolate supply at his local grocery store
>he probably pays more than 1,60€
Hehehe, sometimes it actually feels good to be here

>>33151949
noice

>>33151617
they tend to buy guns, lots of peer pressure here.

>>33152055
Not often, I bet.

Enjoy, I guess.

>>33152055
I honestly want to move to Yurop but you guys need to reclaim some rights first. Not even variety of gun ownership, but CCW and self defense laws.

>>33152077
I think the Czechs have both, for what it's worth. Then again isn't there a new EU-wide law coming in to stop that?

>>33152077
Scotland looks promising for another civil war.
Hopefully could go back to covenanter days.

>>33152067
>Not often, I bet.
Only in cases like now and when I hear liberals getting raped by refugees

>>33152077
self defense rights are okay, but getting a CCW license is basically impossible. But the Civil War might fix this

I just kinda want to say this.
I'm a NEET and I mostly order patches just to get the confirmation and receipt emails which make me feel sort of important. I specifically chose 4chan meme patches because I am involved in the design process through these threads.
Thank you.

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>>33152143

>>33151037
Here's an idea, based on an idea I had earlier.

A patch with an M16A1, with a crying Gook and crying SJW, with the words "Armalite Rifle 15, Producing lefty tears for 50 years."

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>>33152143

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>>33152143
Hey, as long as you're having fun dude.

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>>33152143

>>33152163
Seems more like one of those internet memes than a patch.
Would be kinda big.

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>>33152195
Is that Karl?
>>33152201
Aren't most patches memes, dear anon? It could be made to work.

>>33152246
I meant it would be better as something to put on Assbook to upset the normalfags than something to put on your backpack to upset the normalfags. Two characters and all that text adds up fast when you embroider it.

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Finally got a day off so I can sit down and work. Decided to go with this design for the Lucoa patch. Thanks to whomever posted it (sorry I forgot). Also added the blue and green to the hair but I;m not sure how well that would translate into the patch itself.

>>33151948
No worries man. Just know that we love you and your work, and you need to keep yourself running before worrying about us. Stay strong, leaf.

>>33152163
Seems both complex and wordy, though the core idea has merit. Do a rough scribble and I'm sure we can get something from there, but I don't know if it'll keep all the elements you described.

---

Just had the weirdest bit of thought on gun laws after reading some Konosuba doijins.

We don't need the ATF's approval for NFA items, because if we just make them without stamps we're felons, right? And felons can't be made to self-incriminate, so registering with the ATF isn't needed. Either NFA making sans stamp is felony, and we can't be held accountable for not registering because 5th amendment protection, or having NFA items sans stamps isn't a felony. BOOM - permanent grey-zone legality.

I know this is really dumb, but hentai and beer make weird logic.

>>33152303
Will these be PVC or are you putting black space between the horns?

>>33152359
Not a fan of PVC. If anything, they'll be die cut.

>>33152366
Well then you might want to consider putting something between the horns because velcro and thread can RIP AND TEAR when it's out on a bridge like that.

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>>33151948
>we finally broke Ai

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>>33152377
I just had the most autistic patch idea.
>You are HUGE! That means you have HUGE PATCHES!
6x6 inches.

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Realized that the bottom line of the bust was off center from the top. Fixed.

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>>33152143
You're the hero of these here boards.

I salute to you. Thank you for doing your part

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Skin, where do you get this super velcro that sticks to everything? I noticed two of your patches stuck together and decided to experiment.

>>33152414
That's fucking awesome.

>>33152303
>>33152420
Looks great. I don't remember well either, but I think it was Skinny. Basically the resident vector-master. I was adamant about the breast shape, and the "squish" between them is now visible and the taut fabric between the zeniths is also good. Gives a definite impression of being fleshy and occupying space.

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>>33152420
It might be a bit late in the design process, but what about for this patch her bust extends past the edges of the heart?

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>>33152143
>Mfw literally the same reason as you for why I started selling autism

>>33152414
I want to say yes but it'd probably be too expensive for a gimmick because of the sheer cost of a 36 square inch patch, and low production numbers just raises the per unit cost further.

>>33152563
It's the birth of a meme economy!

>>33148195
you can make envelopes out of printer paper

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>another night of eating dollar store ramen alone
M-m-m-maybe I'll go out to the movies or something...

>>33152336
>Doodle
>Can't draw
Fug, hold on. Leme try something.

>>33152610
Two lucky fuckers are getting exactly that. Handcrafted autism.

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>>33152597
Speaking of meme economy. I know this is unpatch and un/k/ related. But I have been taking with some folks about running pepe trading cards. Possible making a mtg/yugioh game out of it.

I wanted to get yalls imput on this.

>>33149094
her eyes will never look right when it's made

>>33152641
envelopes made with love, just like grandma intended

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I am become EXPLOSION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4tbOvKwZUw

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>>33152645
would it be a collection of rare pepes or mostly generic pepes with a few rare ones?

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>>33152143
I too collect petch emails.

Don't worry about the Paypal dispute, wasn't any of you guys. Ordered from a dead store without realizing.

>>33149586
why the fuck would you pay more just because it's made by Cospa
Most of Cospas shit is just that, shit

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>>33152698
>he censored my fake paypal name

>>33152641
I sure hope one of those was mine.

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>>33152745
It probably was.

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>>33152645
>>33152692
I'd buy Spurdo or Wojack ones.

>>33152760
Probably not though, I haven't gotten a notification of it being packed.

>>33152728
I always censor all names. Sue me.

I was serious by the way. No maple syrup.

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>>33152775
>I haven't gotten a notification of it being packed.
What the fuck is that? I only send out a notif when I send the packages out. Kek

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>>33152781
>I was serious by the way. No maple syrup.
Wha- oh. I don't think I've gotten to your order yet.

>>33152692
Varying rarity. Just as any trading card format. Also we were talking of opening it up to other memes too if we went the card game route. With creature cards, spell cards, item cards, modifier cards, fusion cards, so on so forth.

>>33152768
Thought of making an gondola one where you it has 3 cards. A head, legs, and feet. And the more leg cards you stack the more powerful it becomes

>>33152701
The quality isn't shit at all, it's great from everything I've owned except the price is x2 what it should be normally. Paying for it to be officially licensed I guess. Yet it seems to sell out instantly.

>>33152631
I am aware of that feel, familia. Maybe since it's my day off I can spend some time out of the barracks. Maybe go to Seoul or something.

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G-goodbye, /patchthread/

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>>33152827

>>33152786
I forgot you didn't do that, well I only ordered a megumeme with an inspirational message.

>>33150971
>>33151037
someone had already mocked up the logo like 6 months ago

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>>33152801
don't forget about Trap cards

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>>33151233

>>33152728
>fake
you just want to make us think it's fake but it's actually your real name, you Sino-Russian leaf

>>33152811
When I was still in everyone wouldn't shut the fuck up about Seoul. You should hook up with a couple of guys and a DD and tear shit up.

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>>33152336
>can't draw Mohawks
Here's a try.

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>>33152888
>zip still visible

>>33152904
wasn't he Serbian?

>>33152854
There's one that someone made on redbubble, but it's not quite accurate. Do you remember who it was or if they were putting it into production, or maybe saved the mockup?

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>>33152904
Or I'm just calling it fake so you think it's real but it's actually fake and not real.

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>>33151382
tracking is only on the first class stuff
letter mail doesn't have tracking

I'm really backed up is why I haven't sent yours out yet
>and I was going to make a doodle

>>33151449
bin dun

>>33151491
>>33151513
newer mockup

>>33151724
you will argue about literally one scene in the entire series which you will then take out of context because the surrounding 10 minutes don't fit your narrative and besides the point, the anime didn't follow the manga hardly at all
>also you'll make objectively false claims

>>33152645
the whole rare pepe meme has gone too far

>>33152690
I need some QT to cut the velcro off, make it an eyepatch and take a picture so I can use it on my sight

>>33152951
I'm making a patch of my house
If people really cared they could just check the archive

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>>33153025

>>33152882
Oh no, I got an unwarranted earful of why and how "trap" cards should be in the collection

>>33153025
Too far? Or not far enough?

>>33153025
>I need some QT to cut the velcro off, make it an eyepatch and take a picture so I can use it on my sight
I'm doing this but I'm a slightly overweight teenage male with really long hair.

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>it will hurt

>>33152940
Seoul is alright. But once you've been here for 8 months, everything starts to get boring. I only really go there anymore if there's something going on like an event or to awkwardly pester Dutchko.

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>>33152980
Or you are playing ħd chess and you want us to think is real because you say it's fake so you can tell us you want us to think its fake but it's actually real, but your name isn't Peter Ai but Ai Peter

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>>33152854
>>33152973
Actually, I just googled hammerhead garage patch and there's a guy on etsy who made one, pic related. It doesn't look great to me, but if nobody wants to run one here now then I'll pick one up from him.

>>33153056
Close enough

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>>33152827
godspeed.

>>33148945
Completely worth it, I'm sure.

>>33153067
It's really not and I'd get bullied for being ugly.

>>33153083
I'm sure you're a very pretty lady

>>33153060
>when HeartPatch is actually the guy selling the CZ to NEET

How the world turns

>>33153060
Imgur the girl dick.

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>>33152827
email me if you still want them DAEs

[email protected]

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>>33153060
imgur? imgur!

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>>33153128
Don't you know that all patch merchants are Ai? He killed all of them and just stages all of this so we buy his patches

>>33153138

Well I'm still waiting on mine so getting that one would be swell.

>>33153140
Impatient boats are cute.

>>33153060
I would imagine so. Protip: Guam > Hawaii
Hawaii gets old in less than a month.

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>>33152827
I hope you don't die

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>>33152801
>Torrential Downpour, environment modifier
>This card summons a powerful rainstorm, and overwhelms your opponent with comfy sounds and good vibes. Any low-lying Gondolas or Gondolas with legs less than 2 units long will experience a serene and watery transition from this plane to the next
I like the potential this game holds

>>33153102
T-Thanks you too.
I'll humiliate myself for the glory of meme patches if NEET wants me to but I'm sure he'll hire a prostitute to model it or something.

>>33153128
The CZ sale is actually a ruse to lure him into my sex dungeon.

>>33153133
>>33153140
http://imgur.com/a/4mgip

>>33153025
>pink
Boooo

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>>33153025
>a doodle
Yussssss. Just do your thing, thanks for the update.

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>>33153213
sounds like a comfy card

>>33153138

I'll be emailing you when me and the other fighters get a headcount.

>>33153070
Gone but dreadfully not forgotten
Were you actually in the fort McMurray fire then?

>>33153065
I'd be down, if people want them. Cindy a cute.

>>33153060
>when you realize you accidentally overlapped the muscle tone on her arm into the crease of her glove and it looks retarded

I always notice this shit in pictures

>>33153217
do it faggot

>>33153219
only if it has free heart patches

>having to run a business from a base in fucking Korea

Brave man

>>33153248
it's close to red and has contrast and autists don't sperg about it
I had to compromise

>>33153273
>>33153217
See
Be the pretty prostitute you've always dreamed of being

>>33153273
>>having to run a business from a base in fucking Korea
Probably going to start it here but ship the patches and samples and shit to my home in TX. Then when I get back, start actually selling them.

>>33153273
>>>33153217 (You) [Me]
>do it faggot
O-Ok. I ordered art so it'll probably be in 2 weeks or whenever you get through the six gorillian memes you have to produce.

>>33153289
Please do not sexualize me.

MAN FUCK CALCULUS

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>>33153198

Been doing this for 10 years, this'll be my 6th winter.
I don't think I'll die this time
Next time, maybe.

>>33153273
>I had to compromise
More like giving up!

>>33153303
Just trying to help you reach your dreams anon-chan

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>>33153303
no :^)

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>>33153316
I hope you feel uncomfortable when you see I'm an ugly guy with a Jew nose.
I'll try and make my hair poofy though.

>>33153328
I implore you to reconsider.

>>33153328
Leggings are too low for starters. They should go up to the upper thigh.

>>33153290
>not selling your dank designs to me

What are you a fucking goy?

>>33153308
no u

>>33153328
1. I like the thigh highs, but they need to be at least 2 or 3 inches higher
2. man hands
3. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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>>33153213
Excellent card

>>33153146
Did you receive your tracking number?
>>33153261
sounds good

>>33153261
Yeh, though I was just one of the evacuees for the majority of the actual burning period. Dry spells are a bitch, i tell you what.

>>33153305
W-what happens next time?

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>>33153264
RPG you are, and will always be, my nigga.

>>33153436

I was there, man.
It was a hell of a thing.

>W-what happens next time?
The Proyekt is coming along well at McMurdo.
Hopefully the mad Arab will be successful.

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>supposed to work at 2 AM this morning
>stayed up till 5 figurign the snow was delayed
>go to sleep
>get called at 7:30 for work
>work till noon
>light snow but nothing sticking
>figure I'll have to work again
>sit down
>get the newest 4 orders out
>catch up on patches
>work on personal shit
>relax
>figure I should get some package art done
>another 2 new orders
>boss calls and says to be there at 9
>all 3 of these things happen within about 5 minutes

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>>33149143
You must love explosions then.

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>>33153510
>barely a quarter of the way through with the orders
>mfw realizing I'm gonna get rammed by some horse cocked furry thing
This is not good...

>>33153536
I'm going to let you know now: It will hurt. In a good way.

>>33153510
I really like the way these tits are drawn and can't help but open it every time.
Now I'm starting to appreciate the way she's holding her cock.

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>>33153547
That's pretty gay man.

>>33153426
I feel like I was born to browse /tg/ and be a loremaster but I like guns too much to bother looking at anything else and learning what the fuck that place is about

>>33153536
>>33153549
>tfw post is delet to quickly to be archived

>>33153831
Th-thanks anon.

>>33153430

9500100031907058000240

>>33153328
>no :^)
Is that really you?

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>>33153328
reminds me of this

>>33149044

that feel when I just now found out yandere operator exists but is sold out.

>>33153328
hey burnside

>>33152888
Empire flag when?

>>33153831
>>33153510
>missed it both times
Could a kind anon please just imgur it?

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>>33154476
>Being this bothered about a horse-cocked furry

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The remaining 9 DAE patches are now live. COP NIGGA!

also pls vote if you haven't
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/

>>33154476
http://i.imgur.com/OCJvbrs.png

>>33154520
Thank you kind anon. I am in your debt.

>>33154436
when I get the other ones done
I've got too much shit waiting on incompetent companies

>>33154476
get 4chan X

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D-did I make it?
sweaty_man.jpg
Never been so stressed in my life wtf

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So how much interest is there in a restock of the RWSS? Trying to figure out my priorities.

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>>33154243
I'm getting mad.

>>33154560
Same, was panicking on my phone when i couldnt use paypal and had to type each thing out.. we did it, brother

>>33154560
>>33154609
It seems like you did anon, congrats

Aandd they're gone

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>>33154511
Any reason why you don't take paypal?

>>33154560
>>33154609
Same

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>>33154609
I had to literally run and fetch my wallet to grab my card and type the numbers. Fuck me, that was an adrenaline rush.

>>33154635
Thanks Skog

>>33154563
I want a RWSS patch. I didn't get it on the first go around.

>>33154643
>Any reason why you don't take paypal?
This. I was just expecting a few clicks and the only field to type to be my PayPal password.

>>33148211
Pk or opsec?

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>mfw I was first to order myself DAE before they were out, worry free and happy
(I was helping Skog set up international shippin')

>>33153217
clearly all you gotta do is suck his dick then you too can be the prostitute model

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>>33154643
>>33154645
>>33154666
I know it's a real pain in the dick but all my past experiences with paypal have been far worse. I'm talking about them holding money for months at a time, locking my account repeatedly, and by repeatedly I mean I spent hours on the phone with an agent just for my shit to get locked again the next day.

Until I can prove paypal won't fuck me in the ass every other week I'll keep stripe and square as my processors.

>>33154690
And I will be eternally grateful you fuckin leaf

mfw I get email notification labeled from PayPal suppourt

>>33154729
>Until I can prove paypal won't fuck me in the ass every other week I'll keep stripe and square as my processors.
Fair enough then, but perhaps but out an obvious "accepted payments" label or something on your site so that people are prepared for a non-PayPal-checkout or something?

>>33154786
>but out
put out*

>>33153632
It's not tough to get into /tg/ shit I mean. Like I'd lurk /tg/, but I've only played dnd and shit with friends.

like the 3rd time I played an mtg tourny I almost got my hella rare card stolen. I should have ganked that doocher's commander deck after that but I was a good christian and turned them in to the front counter. After I took back my cards out of it.

>>33154786
Great suggestion, I'll have to do that

>>33153632
>>33154830
If you want to get into /tg/ shit look no further than 1d4chan: https://1d4chan.org/. Pick a page and start reading (it helps if you like Warhammer, fantasy or 40k, but it is not necessary). /tg/ itself has declined in quality over the years due to overmoderation and the whole quest threads debacle but it's still one of the better boards on 4chan as a whole.

>>33154830
>tfw the only DnD you've played was an autistic memefest with your equally autistic friends
To clarify the autism in one campaign one of my abilities was my highly elastic Dwarven anus and in another I was a pedophilic bear who specialized in charisma just so I could communicate and convince people I was chill.
Sometimes I wonder what real DnD is like.

>>33154927
Sounds like real game of dnd to me

>>33154897
Checking your timestamp :^)

>>33154830
you are truly too good for us, Sticker. a saint who draws cute grills and doesn't afraid of anything except breaches of moral standards.

>>33155016
Too bad he's from kansas

>>33155079
FUCKING KANSANS
>t. MOtard

>>33154946
It was pretty good stuff. I wish my cunt mum hadn't thrown out the art my mate drew. Had some great stuff in there if little girls being destroyed by massive bearcock is your thing.

>>33154729
They're doing that cause you suddenly are getting loads of small payments. AND THEY FIND IS SUSPICIOUS

>>33155079
Missouri is bad and you should feel bad

>>33155256
Kansas is worst and you should feel the worst

>>33155325
Sorry I don't recognize the validity of they statement from anyone from the territory of misery

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>state on state shitflinging

>>33155578
Speaking of that, did you strap your SS foreign legion state idea?

>>33155578
Your just sad because youre in Canada

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It's finished!

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>>33155974

>>33155989
ラミア - セクシャル
>he can't read katakana
Literally Lamia-sexual

>>33151948
>waah i have to send mail

What a little bitch lmao

>>33156013
I'm sorry I can't read ninja sword runes.

>>33151536

What normie site? Yeah that's my twitter but they don't know about you guys.

You're still safe. I'd never let anything happen to you gorgeous.

>>33155521
sorry i cant hear you over the sound of you deepthroating corn cobs

>>33155578
nothing wrong with a little state on state banter

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Just found this pic on my old hard drive, my oldest pic of Kek that I have (that isn't just a straight up pepe.)

PRAISE HIM

>>33155667
I put it on hold a little, as I have a fuck ton of shit to get to right now.

>>33155692
Aaah don't worry, we leafs fling plenty of shit at other provinces too.