Suicide mission

An HIV infected goat

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>>33145203
AKM
Chicom chest rig, 3 +1 mags
Black sweat pants and black t shirt.
Black bandana with white paint to make ISIS headband
Copy of Koran

Fake it til you make it

>>33145260

Doubting you have one of those at your house.

>weapons you have in your house right now
I'm currently traveling and have no firearms with me and only my ESEE 6 for knives, so I choose that I guess.

>>33145203
tsar bomba

>>33145398
I bet he could make one pretty quick

>>33145203
A parachute

>>33145260
fb really is the bp

>>33145398
>Doubting you have one of those at your house.
Well it's not infected yet but anon has till tomorrow plus the duration of the flight to ensure that it is and they're umm, already equipped with the payload, if you know what I mean.

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>>33145260

fucking slain

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wooden clogs

>>33145203
>What do you bring and why?
Nothing. I don't even take the chute. I just swandive to my death to avoid being tortured by IS. I don't have any military style guns.

Browning M1919A6 with as much ammo as I can carry and a suppressor, and an AKMSU so I can utilize Hajji mags.

>>33148217
Oh, fuck. Didn't see "What you have in the house" part. I guess it's my AR with 2 20 round PMAGS and 7 30 rounders, plus my 1911 with one 8 and five 7s. Alternatively, the SMLE No 4 MkI with the screwdriver bayonet.

>>33148228
>1911
>webm of John Wick's disgust from the second movie

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>>33145203
>OP get dropped into "ISIS terrotory"

>Start blasting every armed dude wearing anything resembling uniform.

>Gets detained by US agents and brought to court for killing Iraqi troops since they are pushing the shit out of ISIS currently.

>OP ends up in Guantanamo with the rest of the terrorirsts

>>33145203
>be collegefag
>implying i have any real weapons here
>implying i would willingly suicide mission because the US oligarchy asked me to

>>33148256
having nostalgic-romantic feels for killing sandniggers in the desert was ok in 2004 the last time. Today, after 13 years of incessant war against beheaders of all degrees of moderateness and gbs over gbs of execution snuff porn, the desire to go to there speaks of mental illness.

>>33148240
>Live in MD
>Can't get mags over 10 rounds
>It was $495 new

Tell me what I should have bought then. I was looking at the Glock 42 or 43 for cc, but, you know, Maryland.

>>33148280
G26 would have been a cute option? Also, you could have gotten any gun you want with the MD-legal mags or is the G21 illegal in MD by default?

>>33148298
My hands aren't large enough to comfortably handle large frame glocks (Double Stack 10mm, .45 ACP, or .45 GAP)

My LGS didn't have any G26s in stock, but they would order something for me if I asked. I just saw the 1911, liked how it felt, and paid in full on the spot (I had to wait for my HQL to go through, then actually make the purchase 3 weeks later, then go through the one week waiting period).

>>33148327
So whats the $495 1911 like? For future reference, stick with 9mm Glocks, you can't screw up with one.

>>33145203
>M16A1 clone with ACOG, 10x30rd pmags (all 5.56 tracers)
>Glock 19 with suppressor, 6x33rd mags (all 124gr PDX1)
>chest rig
>flak vest
>M1 helmet
>OD fatigues
>BFV soundtrack on loop

I am become Neo-vietnam

>>33148369
>BFV soundtrack on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

>>33145203
Probably the filthy onahole that I never rinsed out after a few uses, then just tossed it in a container for about 6 months and now it's so toxic I should probably just toss it. They'll see it and want to fuck it so bad because they're repressed, but it'll infect their dick so bad they'll each be dead within the week from a dick infection.

>>33148356
It's an RIA. Shoots great, no mechanical issues with the factory or S&W mags I got for it. The Colt Mags, however, would not lock the slide back on empty and had trouble ejecting. My dad, whom taught me to shoot and had previously owned a Norinco 1911 (He said it was such a well made copy, it even had a lanyard loop) that he had to sell, was very pleased with it. It ran the cheap Maxxtech ammo I bought, some Cor-Bon JHPs, and some of my dad's handloads just fine.

All I'd want to bring with me is the asshole leader who sent me on this mission. Preferably backbound. Not the coordinator but the politician who cooked up this scheme. Because clearly I was sent out to fulfill his harebrained scheme so he could personally profit on it one way or another. That's the guy I want to see pay for it.

So /dfg/

What is the hardest FG you ever got visiting your fort?

For me it was a fire breathing batish thing with scales

>>33150392

wrong thread obs

>>33145370
>worn on parade

Top kek, ISIS literally has a dress uniform.

All my .22LR

>>33145203
Can we be airdropped the day after tomorrow? I've got a wedding to attend and stuff

>>33148256
>OP gets welcomed by terrorists as an hero
>Gets US cuck sandwich for years
>OP gets released
>Wants vengeance against US gov
>Goes to ME
>Uses superior weapon skills to become the new leader
>2027 OP declares himself /k/aliph
>calls of all /k/omandos to join him
>gives free lolis with guns to best soldiers

>>33145203
>tfw you're barely a hasguns
All I got is a M9. I guess I can kill one of them