Women competency

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>be me

>Major General Jeffery Buchanan
>Commissioned since 1982
>served 4 tours in Iraq
>climb ranks to become MG after 30 years of hard work
>all the while having plentiful offspring with hot wife
>tfw more sons than daughters
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>high brass expect me to be promoted to Lt. Gen by 2013
>3 months before officially assuming command of the US Army Military District of Washington, get asked to do publicity event on equality in the army
>some fuckup butterbar somehow manages to point 2 guns at self at same time
>mfw I look like a jackass
>CSM and 1st LT look like jackasses too
>whole event causes USM to become laughingstock of internet

>mfw I still get promoted to Lt. Gen.

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pic related, it's me during promotion ceremony

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>be me
>CSM John Wayne Troxell
>posted to oversee training exercise for junior officers
>surprise, it's actually a publicity event for women in the army
>under the command of captain "drowning in pussy"
>I don't think he spent a single training session with the LTs not fucking them
>tfw no qt butterbar gf doctor to nurse me when im lonely
>division commander comes down for photo op
>as if on cue, 2nd LT jackass points gun(s) at self
>general looks at cpt
>"what the meaning of this lieutenant"
>company commander looks confused before realising what he meant

pic related, it's me

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>>33142420
>Be strong womyn
>Finishing out 12 miler
>Drop to the ground literally feet away from the finish line
>Scream
>Cry
>Use rifle to push myself up
>Embarrass myself and my unit
>Still get called a fucking hero and a testament to how strong womyn really are

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>be me
>captain Christian Labra
>get fucked by mortar strike of peace while approaching islamic humanitarian aid weapons cache
>helping lance corporal to find enemy mortar positions
>come across wall with pipe
>try to climb wall
>fail, wall collapses on me, breaking both legs
>decide to become doctor after that
>after 10 years, finish medical school and complete residency at Fort Belvoir Community Hospital
>commission as officer
>get promoted to 2nd LT, then to Cpt.
>put in charge of all-female team of butterbar doctors
>no longer question choice to join the medical corps
>forget to train basic gun safety
>get demoted after division commander sees how incompetent my subordinates are
>mfw

>>33142420
>>33142518
>>33142561
>>33142755
>>33142975

I'm done with the Joke if any of you have any more info on the exact event/photo op/names and ranks of other personnel there tell me

Otherwise, thread is done.

>>33143010
>>33142861

>>33143010
wait, did that dude really get demoted?

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>>33142518
>2 guns

Jesus christ I didn't even notice the rifle in the bottom of the frame.

>>33142420
[knifes hand internally]

>>33143017
>different training environment
>2015
>buchanan already lt. Gen
>Same event

what did he mean by thiz

>>33143454
I'm not the op, dingus.

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>>33142420
i love this photo because you can actually see the progression of the outlook on life soldiers have as they get older

>guy on left is all "nigga"
>guy right of him is having a vietnam flashback
>guy right of him is just staring like pic related

how did you identify all the people there?

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>>33143143
>>33144345

I'm bit curious about these things as well.

33142420
good thread. thanks anon

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Today OP was not a faggot.

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>>33142420
>medic patch
>want to be 68w
Are these the people i will be working with?

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>>33142420

Wait she's so suppose to be a doctor?

>>33150423
Yes, look at the patch on her arm, that's a pretty clear medical emblem.