Patch thread

>WHERE CAN I FIND [patch]??
LOOK HERE: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD (embed)

ids da end

>>33141978
I didn't post that for a reason

>>33141963
Shit patches to start the thread with

Janitors need to stop deleting shit

Patches, just like Punisher Comics, go hand in hand with weapons and the /k/ community.

The new janitor is a cunt, nuking /ak/ threads, /akg/ threads, /ar/ threads, and Patch threads

>>33141992
I'll take the hit if the janitor is a cunt

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What the fuck is this? And should I be worried? This didn't show up before.

>>33142036
b0rked/expired security certificate, give them a day and try again

>>33142036
Oop, I'm getting it too. Not sure if its just an insecurity on the site's end or if its something else, but if you're not certain about it I'd say leave it alone for now.

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Janitors quit deleting threads that have been here longer than you.

>>33142036
Their https certs just expired. Give a day or three if you're really worried.

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>this janny

Count your fucking days, /a/ssholes.

JANITORS = GODS

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<3 you all

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Best patch coming through.

Y'all realize it's not the janitor/mod right?

It's self-righteous little cunts like >>33142163 reporting any and all threads that hurt their pwecious wittle fee-fees and the inexperienced new janitor is just like "herp a derp someone reported a thead? I guess it breaks the rules."

>"No one would just report a thread they don't like even if it follows the rules right?"

>>33142186
I recognize that dick!

Any news on MON patch, Raz?

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>>33142234

Wait a second...

>>33142163

If by that you mean pudgy or emaciated computer dweebs whose social standing hasn't improved since freshman year of high school who now derive a great amount of pleasure and a God complex from a modicum of insignificant power in the rankest corner of the brown-eye of the internet, sure.

I mean, I'd buy it.

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>>33141982
apocalypsenowdrunkentrip.gif

>>33142243
all white would have been boring and not as referential

>>33142276

Oh not that I just didn't realize we had a wolf-bush patch in the works.

>>33142290
Skin is making a legit awoo one. NEET is just tagging along for the shekels.

If we ever get permanuked, the /fa/ patch threads would be a decent refuge.

>>33142290
I had the idea originally and thought Skin was going to do it, but he went a different route with his
I asked if I could do this and he said it was okay

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>10 NROL left
>mfw realizing all the packing ahead of me

>>33142334
Or just make another thread here. What are they going to do, delete it?

>>33142349
I've been in many a general that was ultimately deemed cancerous by the mods.

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>>33142360
We can endure. We are stronger. We will just keep posting.

>>33142226


Holy fuck where to cop?

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why do threads keep disappearing? is someone reporting them or something?

>>33142349
>>33142374
former ks/b/ here
purges happen

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>>33142344
Catch up, nerd

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>>33142396

>>33142392

Pretty much.

Autistic spergs have always been reporting threads that don't break rules hoping they get pruned, but now we actually have a janitor new and ignorant enough to take every report at face value.

>>33142392
New janitor hates generals.

>>33142395
You were weak and gave up.

>>33142410
These patch threads do break rules though they have been in no way /k/ related lately

>>33142419

And here we see a prime example of an autistic faggot who thinks his definition of /k/ is the only one that matters.

>>33142392
Last few threads have been getting derailed by shitposters, along with a new janitor cucking everyone.

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Thanks for delivering THE LAW valkyrie!!

>>33142417
ks/b/ threads were autosaged from the OP
hard to keep threads alive if they die in 30 minutes or less

>>33142434
Deal with it nerd, the last few threads have had NO weapons related patches in them. Not weapons related? Not /k/ related. It's in the rules.

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>>33142419
>These patch threads do break rules though they have been in no way /k/ related lately
And you've never heard of moral patches or challenge coins.

>>33142455
How did you already get them? Are you like his next door neighbor?

>>33142460
>morale patches have nothing to do with military culture

>>33142460
>M14
>not a weapon
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/33140108/#33140640
>morale patches in general
>not militaria

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Anyway the Megumins are up

>>33142507
I officer of the lawed mine.

can't wait for it to arrive.

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>>33142484
>>morale patches have nothing to do with military culture
Like this one from Caesar's legion?

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>>33142198
It's ultimately the mods decision though. By deleting everything that gets reported without reviewing the reports is their problem.

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>>33142537
S-So big...

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I have 9 DAE left as someone backed out on their order.

They will go live tomorrow 28/02/17 at 2000.

Also pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/

>>33142537
Yes, it is a morale patch, so what if it is a reference, everything is a reference.

this will be your last (You)

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>>33142554

>CMSKEL

>>33142507
thanks for the megumemes Ai-kun

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Recent acquisition, thanks WoodPatch!

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>>33142554
Ended up going in to do some lighting.
Will still buy the heat ems patch anyways for shenanigans :)

>>33142661
There are dozens on these patches online, not hard to find

>>33142474
Close enough according to his return address.

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>>33142349
Haha

Pic unrelated

>>33142661
Wasn't Polarise going to do this? I don't see it on his site anymore

>>33142455
no problem friend.

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>>33142507
>be absent from threads for a while
>come back just in time for megumin

>buy patches
>get tracking number
>week later
>still hasn't shipped

I just want my wearable meme, life is suffering

>>33142419
>unit and morale patches apart of military doctrine
>not /k/
Pick one.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ai restock of 3REC when?

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>>33141963
thats the patch my Dad wore in the RLI in 1973-1974.

>>33142395
those were the good old days
where does that shit even happen nowadays?
are there any comparable ks generals on any board?

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>>33143286
I'm working on getting them back with the guy.

Stop bully

>>33143301
did you have a name or were you anon?

some of us went to ksg but that place was/is hell
dont even know if ksg is still around

most of went to steam, then there was a split between skype and a website we founded
now there is a small discord with a few of us left

>>33143287
I'm digging the water buffalo

>>33143370
nah, i was just anon. never been a namefriend.

all that website/steam/discord shit sounds overcomplicated. oh well, those were good times while they lasted.

>>33143335
dude, I didn't read the thread, if your slammed ignore the comment on my order, no worries.

>>33142392
eta on these patches? interested in the doom slayer patch

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>>33141963
Maybe it's because we use Morale Patch™ without permissions. The brave hero janitors need to protect the poor trademark owners!

>>33142460
> Hurr durr I'm not actually reading anything.
But you do know what the military is?

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>>33143202
>buy bombrider
>buy 2 eyepatches
>tell myself that's all I need
>buy flag 2 minutes after it drops
>really want megukokoro
Stupid, perfect anime girl.

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>>33142549
>people using my reaction pic

>>33143395
What?

>>33143393
we're a shell of what we once were
good to see a brother in autism tho

>>33143540
Most cropped scene in ksub. Excalibur the holy... dagger?

>>33141963
>The new mod/janitor needs to realize patch threads have always been on /k/ and deleting a thread is not an answer to shitposting
>Delete individual faggots

That's not enough, you violate rule 11 consistently throughout the patch threads. For example: >>33141978
>>WHERE CAN I FIND [patch]??
>LOOK HERE: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD (embed)

take your sales elsewhere, take your vidya threads elsewhere

this is a weapons board

>>33143576
His pic is the same dimensions as the one I took.

>>33143587
We will never stop no matter how many times you post it
Take your posts elsewhere

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>>33143540
Here's a new one Ai-sama

>>33143587

You do realize the weapons part is a joke right?

Almost nobody here owns a real gun. And the ones that do aren't stupid enough to post them where the FBI can mine the GeoTag data and add them to the Undesirables list.

>>33143595
Wasn't disputing your claim. Just commenting.

>>33143540
I just ordered megumeme and a sticker and left a comment.

>>33143605
The fuck are these communist peanus measurements?

I ordered DAE and Megumin Eye patch.

But man, y'all's confirmation emails are sloppy as fuck. I have no idea how to tell what the tracking number is or where it's at.

>>33143662
are you retarded? unless you chose the $3 option from NEET, you won't get tracking, and I don't know about skog.

I want to make a patch. I don't even really care if it gets made or not. I just want the validation from (you)s saying they'll buy it.

How would I go about doing this?

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>>33143490

>>33142392
coming soon, as in those are for sale soon? just asking, because if you are advertising those I might want to purchase them

>>33142455
I've been looking for one of these for a long time, where can I get one?

>>33143722
maybe i should rename it to "stuff thats in the works" or something. its all the stuff i plan to make

>>33143684
Skinwalker-sama has tracking on everything.

>>33142672
Literally everyone is on there phones...

Still fucking waiting for my LORE FRIENDLY ODST patches you fucking faggot creep.

>>33142469
>>33143270
Fake patches are for fat neverserved airsofters and military coins only mean something if they are real.

Fake patches and fake military coins = not /k/. Using threads as a free ad = you get banned. If you want to show off(not sell!) your collection of REAL patches in a thread that would be a different matter.

plus the blatant advertising

>>33143629
DREDD PATCH, HOW GET CAN I PLS

>>33143696
download photoshop and play around for a while

>>33143696
>come up with patch idea
>design it in whatever flavour of mspaint you want
>post it here
>acquire (you)s

>realize patch threads have always been on /k
Except that's fucking wrong

>>33143621
I think you just revealed yourself, noguns. You're probably underage too.

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>>33143605
>starts at 4 inches
>first change is 8 inches
>potato quality
What sort of amatuer shit is this?

>>33143684
skog does do tracking tracking, I got my number this morning

>>33143791
they've been around longer than you have, fag

>>33143745
oh but the things in the pic are for sale soon, right?

just asking for clarification

>>33143662
>But man, y'all's confirmation emails are sloppy as fuck. I have no idea how to tell what the tracking number is or where it's at.

I sent out an email to everyone this morning (if you are in the United States) with a tracking number, if you haven't received yours email me at [email protected]

>>33143776
Paramilitaria is militaria.
These are for the /k/ PMCs.

>>33143779
>>33143733
go to paste bin, look for valkyrie
click on link
???
profit.

>>33143819
soon meaning eventually, yes. I've been dying for him to do squad 422 but that's be on there a while

>>33143824
>>>/airsoft/
>>>/global rule 2/
You seem to forget there are real men on this board with real patches and real coins.

>>33143827
take all my money

>>33143827
pretty sure buying stuff is the exact opposite of profit

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>>33143791
I mean, they've been much more popular in the last year or so, but they've been around for a good darn while now.

>>33143835
oh okay, so they are for sale then

>>33143827
the paste bin link with all the patch sellers?

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>>33143605
More accurate

>>33143827
>go to paste bin, look for valkyrie
>click on link
>???
>profit.
Are you that Valkrie? So I can buy your stuff through that link, right? As in your own online store?

Do they come with velcro-backed?

>>33143753
And Skin has $4 shipping, that's why

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>>33143904
>>33143872
>>33143856
>>33143819

>>33143835
>. I've been dying for him to do squad 422
Yes, best in show.

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Minnesota here.

Ai is a p. cool guy. Mail lost the patches and he sent out new ones.

God bless.

t. paid shill

>>33143841
>airsoft
Nope, try again. Paramilitary.
>real men with real patches and real coins
Oh, you're a fucking welfare queen. That explains all the banal complaining. I guess I'll say it so you can go away.
Thank you for your service.

>>33142163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc

>>33143621
>Almost nobody here owns a real gun.
So you agree that you don't belong on this board, kid?

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>>33143898

>>33143937
>Mail lost the patches and he sent out new ones.
How does that even happened?
Got every patch I've ordered.
Plus every item no matter how small or big.
Has ever been lost.

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>>33143898
>nigger bbc memes

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>>33142374
Ayy I posted that last thread.

>>33143976

>The Joke
>Your Head

>>33144042
Every image helps.
Too lazy to get a nice selection of memes for my mobileposting and the main folder is way too big so I live off of what I can find.
I am a vagrant shitposter.

>>33143776

Uh, excuse me, I am NOT an airsofter.

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>>33143662
It's next to the part that says "Tracking Number:"

>>33144160

Wait hang on, I figured it out. I accidentally turned on some setting to translate every email into some kind of Asian coding that turned it all into total gobbledegook.

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>>33144198

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>>33144198
pics?

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>>33144160
>this post

lul

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Who's willing to do a patch of Satania's medal?

Away from my computer rn so shit quality

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>>33144262
here ya go

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>crack fingers
>sit down
>start blasting eurobeat on my stereo
HERE WE GO BABY

crimson caravan needs to ship my shit
>shipping label generated over a week ago
>hasnt been received by usps yet

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>>33144198
Can you believe that someone's trying to get these threads killed by accusing people of running a business?

Y'all are like they keystone cops of entrepreneurship. Getting shut down would probably save you money.

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>>33144291
>mfw I spent my last freedom bux until pay day on patches

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>>33144285
Nice, thanks man

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>>33144330
Fuck me

>>33144307
Same I ordered something two weeks and USPS still hasn't received it. Did he died?

>>33144435
He had Nuggetfest, email him, he didn't get back until Saturday and has probably been packing all weekend

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Anyone got any idea what I should write here?
>DTOM
No

>>33143776
"Engraving your sword with runes is only for real warriors."
"Putting a figurehead on your ship is only for real sailors."
"Carrying a handgun is only for real gunslingers."

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Woodpatch where my hookup on lamia fampai?
>>33144399
Isn't this getting stocked on friday?

>>33144039
I used to have stuff get lost, but I think it was the fault of the mail handlers more often than not. When I started ensuring I have tracking for everything and signatures for the big shit, that problem went away. Now I don't bother because it's as you say, generally speaking it's very rare for something to get lost.

That being said, some mailmen do steal. Shit happens. We had a guy get caught before. I don't know the details other than he stole cards to kids from family members because they probably had money in them, but he got caught quickly somehow.

>tfw you spent your OD green SUH fund on megumin and kek tab
I can't bring myself to spend anymore on patches for like, a month

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>>33144649
>mfw literally just finished packing your patches just as I saw your post

Anyone know where I can get a patch with the sigil of Lucifer?

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Thoughts?

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>>33144701
google

>>33144722
what does it mean?

>>33144722
gay CoD shit

>>33142410
PROTIP: It's nugget enterprises/surplusshit fashion general.

Why do you think every other general with small businesses gets mass reported and shut down and somehow theirs doesn't? Worse, I have a feeling the janitor doing the pruning is worse than ignorant. He's one of (((them))).

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mfw font name is Trebuchet
Altered the background color to be more appealing
Word placement still irks me. gonna sit on this for a bit

>>33144737
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M79_grenade_launcher

>>33144803
Top and bottom?
"BOUND"

"BY HONOUR"

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>>33144784

>>33144463
sniggity giggity, shake-shake
lookie me, im a snake

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>>33144784
Literally kill yourself dude.

>>33144803
>still didn't fix text color and font
Kys

>>33144803
push the words down a little bit so her shoulder...feathers are centered

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So did we like this?

>>33145025
ORIGINAL TEXT

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>>33144823
That was the initial design, but realize it'll make it too tall in height. As it is in >>33144803, at 4" height, it's just enough to get all the details in

>>33144846
Experimenting with font color. Looking through all the fonts is making me think they all either look Arial or Times

>>33144849
Yep, will do

>>33145025
Yep, would remove splicer with

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Do yall just slap these fuckers on a wall or do you put patches on your jackets n shit?

pic unrelated

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>>33145059
>to honor
>to

2hu, plz.

>>33145120
deep fry 'em

>>33145059
Maybe " honor bound "?

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>>33145120
I use my car roof

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>>33142344
>Thought the NROL were shipping from the manufacturer on Monday, getting to you later
>Check this thread because why the hell not
>See this
>Manage to order my sweet NROL I've been waiting so long for

>>33145128
Okay you're going to have to explain yourself on this one

>>33145137
maybe "Bound by Honor

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>>33143721

>>33145157
Bought the /pol/ NROL felt good

>>33145059
"Honor bound" or "bound by honor" would be better. Great concept though, pretty much the best way to make a patch of this character I think.

>>33145144
>yandere operator
>KS heart
>Fallout
>MGS
>Anglosphere

My fuckin' man.

I know of a better MSF patch though, if you want a pointer. That one isn't very accurate. It's some gook on ebay, or you could wait for my autism to become weaponized and I'll be making one too.

>>33145144
That is a fucking impressive display
Good shit
They fall off ever when driving?

>>33145223
Yeah, I got it as part of a set from etsy and it's okay but Ive been jonesing for a better one.

>>33145224
Only actually had 1 fall down and that was when I was parked. I had it on my hat the day before and didn't put it back up well enough. Fell down when I started the car

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>>33145225
Rakija > vodka

>>33145225
What's got ya doing Sticker-senpai?

>>33145277
The guy I bought it from, for whatever reason, stopped having the MSF words on the top. Damned shame, the one I have is PERFECT. I'll look around, if you'd like, and post it tomorrow. As-is I have to get up in 5 hours, so I'm off for now. If nothing can be found, I'll be making one if I make patches at all. Fucking love MGS and MGSPW especially.

>>33144399

This Friday.

>>33144577

Email me senpai

>>33145309
That'd be great.

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>>33142667

Can I share this picture on my Twitter and stuff or will that get you DISCHARGED for being a weeb?

It's sobering to know my wood memes are dangerously mixing with reality now.

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>>33145343
Here's what his patches used to look like. Quality dropped across the board. I'm gonna go ahead and find a good MSF patch now, might forget later and it's not like I'm even sleepy yet anyway.

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>>33145283
working on a set

>>33145343
This one is accurate.

http://www.shootercbgear.com/product_info.php?products_id=1457

Not 10000000000% perfect, but damn is it close. I wish the thread density were higher, less gaps between the threads, but it's a step in the right direction.

Best indicator of quality is the teeth.

>>33145414
We need serbs in the mix, go full autismo

Do you have a current projects image that's updated?

>>33145414
ah fuck yeah, you'll see at least one of each going to me. I love this little cat.

>>33145453
I was planning on selling them in a set

>>33145463
Make Rhodesian version too.

>>33145463
Then I'll buy the set, it makes no difference.

>>33145128
That was a draft, so grammar nazi didn't kick in yet

>>33145175
>>33145137
>>33145202
Yeah, it's a toss up between "Bound by Honor" or "Honor bound'
Personally, the former sounds more fitting

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>>33141963
Here's a patch I want made for me.

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>>33145128
4U

>>33145368
>>33145436
Yeah, it looks like round the board MSF patches all kinda seem threadbare. I'm not sure if I'll get this one or wait for you to run it

>>33145591
find a company and order it from them.

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>>33145175
>>33145493
>>33145603
Sorry, the little English teacher in me (or more like substitute English teacher) got triggered.

>>33145493
Bound by honor sounds a bit better to me

>>33145613
If you wait for me, it'll either never get made or it'll be made with 100% pure autistic accuracy. If I did make them, it would be towards late March or early April. I also intend to sell patches based on the Gurlukovich Soldiers and their concept art and figma. Shinkawa designed a patch that mimics the VDV, Soviet paratroopers and also the Sons of Liberty.

Gurlukovich
Sons of Liberty
MSF

I also plan to "restore" the recovered photos that you show Paz in MGSV and have them printed as actual photos and to make cassette tapes from MGSPW and MGSV.

I already bought one of these and combined/cleaned up the audio, got the tapes, and got labels.

>>33145493
>>33145646
Seconding

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>>33145684
Forgot pic.

It's a Sony Walkman WM-D6C. Shit is NICE.

I also bought period-correct tapes to use.

A funny thing when I was cleaning the tapes' audio is that I noticed some background noise. They didn't record the tapes in a soundproof studio, which explains why some of the tapes have heavier effects applied, such as this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPkNakN2Tlc

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>>33145717
The .jpg got converted to .gif somehow? Let's try again.

>>33145684
It aint a huge priority for me so, I'd be fine with waiting.

>>33145740
Cool. I'll do my best not to let you down.

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>>33145684
MGS patches? Sign me the fuck up! Are you making those tapes and pics to sell or just to have?

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Since threads got pruned TWICE, I'll post this again: The DAE patches came out great, I'm happy to have been your first international customer, Skog.

>>33145783
how'd you get them so quick

you're a fucking leaf

i hate you

>>33145782
Started off just to have, but now they'll be to sell. Only issue is that I have to literally handmake the tapes. Recording 1 hour of tape takes an hour plus assembling the tape itself, with the label and all. Finished, they look great and actually play. I'll probably include an option, if you buy the tapes, to get the .mp3 files digitally. I put them up for people to put into MGSV as "custom music" long ago, anyway. Anyone with a tape deck in their car or a cassette player on hand will be able to pop in a tape and listen to Big Boss and Strangelove talk about AI, Dr Turing, and how much of a beta cuck Huey is all in one continuous conversation. The convos appear to have been recorded as continuous conversations with endings and beginnings spliced in after the fact.

"You were saying something earlier about _____?"
"Yes. See,-" and from there the conversation resumes.

>>33143898
Kek'd

>finally got around to installing a VPN because my faggot brother cannot stop touching himself and asked dad to crank down the web filter and I camnot be fucked to have to ask him to unblock every site that occasionally has porn on it
>forget I have it turned on and try to post
>'you have been banned for ban evasion, this will not expire'
>turn VPN off
>connection error on every post now
I swear to god I'm gonna kill myself

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>>33145832
I can listen to boss talk on my way to work and when I lay down at night and dift off to sleep dreaming about outter heaven with his voice in my ear?!

>>33145876
Moderator-sama will forgive if you buy a 4chan pass desu.

>>33145876
Try swapping servers or changing ports.

>>33145889
You know it, nigger. I'll upload a preview somewhere.

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>>33145821
You're such a cute tsundere!

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"I say, the federal government can bugger off."

>>33145889
>>33145897
Uploaded Huey's first set of combined tapes to Vocaroo.

Filename:
PW Huey 01; Nuclear Weapons and History, Deterrence, Impact on Genes, and NORAD (Santa!)

Tapes will be different files, combinations of all "conversation sets." I painstakingly cleaned the audio, applied audio quality boosters based on the needs of the file, and then combined them into "conversation sets." Things that flowed from one to the other directly, evidenced by topics of conversation and looking for cues in the way they speak.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BxTQ0yt30u

This file was intended to be used in MGSV and so has the "opening noise" still as well as vaguely sounding like a tape as with the others. Full files sound even cleaner.

>>33145923
cute

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>>33145783
Again, glad they got to ya safely Ai <3

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>>33145897
>>33145945

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>>33145958
I owe you one. Literally.

>>33143904
all will be revealed in the link, friend.

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>>33145965
Hahaha. I'm getting excited. I'll make sure that I have tapes up on opening day. What ones are you wanting the most? They're all really good. The likelihood will be that all will be available at least in small numbers, but I can prioritize a certain one to ensure at least those get made.

>>33145729
how much did that cost you?

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>>33145945
I fucking love Peace Walker.

One of the best Metal Gear games in my opinion.

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>>33146014
A little under $300 I think. I don't remember very well.

>>33146015
Me too. Fucking love that game and the characters.

Paz is waifu 4 laifu

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>>33145414
>SS cap

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>>33146029
She's alright. I was always partial to EVA though...

>inb4 honeypot spy slut

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oh boy I fixed it or something I think

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Going through the DAE orders, always nice to see you anons leaving me heartfelt messages

>>33146073
ay that's me

you fuggin kike

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>>33146011
Honestly all of them but prod snake and caz stuff first if I had to choose. You have a store and time frame on these?

"It affects reproduction, too!"
"I know."

WEEEEEEEW. Heavy drop there, that's a reference to The Boss. Nevada nuclear testing rendered her infertile.

>>33146065
>EVA over Paz
It's like you hate PURE waifus that come to genuinely believe in and love you or something.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uN1LI2Db8Y

>>33146098
No store yet, estimated beginning is late March, early April. I already have the means to produce everything except the patches and regarding the patches I have a few designs cooked up. The things I'm most proud of are the Gurlukovich patches and the tapes. The tapes were a LOT of work.

>>33146129
Preview of Kaz's stuff.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gao8pP7ROG

>>33146129
You have my full support sir. Metal Gear is life for me.

>>33142554
Hey hey hey PST? EST?

>>33146154
Kindred spirits lol.

You seen that theory where Death Stranding is a reference to Normandy and the setting includes parallel universes, the one from the trailer is one where WW2 ended the world, and Mad plays The Sorrow chasing Del Taco?

PT DS
Post Traumatic Demoralization Syndrome

>>33143621
Stay cucked you nogun.

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>>33141963
So where do we meet to share patches if they shut it down? I've been hiding multiple usb thumb drives running an encrypted Linux OS with all my pictures on them all over town just in case. /k/ommandos should easily be able to guess the password. Stay safe out there.

>>33146178
I have not sounds fucking wacko....

Have not kept up to much wil death stranding

>>33146129
What? I loved that she could both be sexy AND dangerous.

Paz tried to... I'm not going to spoil it for everyone who hasn't played, but after that part I really didn't care for her.
MGSV only reinforced that point.

And wait, what ever happened to Chico's sister?

>>33142667
2-508 smoke yourself

>>33146154
>>33146178
>>33146204
http://imgur.com/a/YsziL

Prevailing tinfoil is that PT and DS are two aspects of the same game and are related to MGSV with MGSV being an information-controlled version of the real events similar to the radio in PT playing the same broadcast twice but the second time with numbers replacing info. The numbers, supposedly, are related to the mind control, similar to "Psycho Mantis" and him "Mind Control Music," the hymn, which when it stops is acknowledged in-universe in MGS1.

Supposedly there are some wack-ass beings that are like a transcendent illuminati which are trying to influence other realities. Madds, if this theory is true, is playing The Sorrow.

>>33146232
I never found her sexy, personally. More skeezy. Paz's thing that you didn't like was obviously not what she wanted to do. MGSV should've made that even more clear because the only reason she broke under torture was the promise that The Hamburglar will take down James Bond which would incidentally save you.

Amanda returned to continue her country's revolution, remaining as commander of FSLN. No word of activity post-coma. Probably dead, but died fighting the fight she lived for.

>>33146257
imgur link doesn't work. Use this one instead.

http://i.imgur.com/yUkT31J.jpg

>advertise business

>be surprised thread is deleted for breaking rules

>>33146267
YOU SICK FUCK

DON'T FUCKING CLICK ON THIS

>>33146284
IT'LL GIVE YOU FOXDIE

>>33146171
CST

>>33146286
I love this

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>>33146286
Someone needs some saving...

>>33146286
Sticker are you...
a lefty?
Either way nice edit

I know this is going to sound stupid and nobody else is going to second this, but I'd really love for someone to do a couple of Black Mirror patches. For example, I'd buy a "Hot Shot Crew" or "White Bear Justice Park" patch.

Again, it's just me, I know, but still...

>>33146308
What's up with the thread going over the eye?

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>>33145923
I wasn't expecting thighs this aesthetic

Thanks Sticker you da best

>>33146348
>White Bear Justice Park
yoo

>>33146368
Just a stitching error some of the RWSS have. Easy to fix though, I just cut it off if I see it before putting it in the envelope.

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>>33146291
>not persuading him gently
Pff, haha.jpg

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>order 5 KS Hearts
>Ai sends me 6
Man, after the day I had I needed even that small little pick-me-up.

That said, nah cunt, you let me pay for this extra one ya dirty fuckin leaf fellon.

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>>33146308
>>33146341
No but I should be equal opertunity.

>>33146380
<3

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>>33146380
>have the perfect pic to reply to this post
>mfw can't find it

>>33146451
My will to jerry rig the whole package just because of one patch was absent. If you really want to pay for the extra one, you know my address. Send memes.

>>33146530
CUTE

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>Sticker is using Illustrator to make all this cool original shit and I'm still trying to figure out how to pan and add text along a path
why am I not watching more tutorials for this shit right now

>>33146558
cause you're a failure, CB :)

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>>33146572
pls no bully even though you're completely correct and I have no defense

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>>33146558
You just gotta sit down and get serious about it, pic related was my first serious attempt using Illustrator.

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Night, cunts.

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>>33146610
damn nigga, this is some powerful software

>>33146613
sleep comfy, nerd

>>33146610
I want an embroidered Division patch... something quality though, all the other patches on the internet are shit.

>>33146572
go back to arnab fgt, skellyman is mine

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>>33146623
Do et

>>33146630
I might consider running it if there's interest. When I was originally designing it a lot of different versions of it come to life. Pic related. Any interest? Aside from the text on the bottom two, which will need some work on.

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>>33146558
its all about dicking with it.

I am not a good measuring stick. I have use illustrator every day for like the last 10 years.

Just sit down and fit fart around learn the tools first. draw some shapes, trace some pictures, play around with text.

A good way to think to approach it, since you are fairly skilled in the doodles, is as rotoscoping.

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>>33146680
I've only recently begun trying out measuring... it's a little weird having my strokes measured in cm rather than points, but it really helped putting together pic related, and I'm confident it'll come out just as good on a patch.
>tfw sat there measuring thread and merrow thickness like a retard on all my patches trying to get an average

>>33142243
this is so hot

Aaaaaand /pol/ NROL is sold out. Well it was good while it lasted...

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>>33146760
No response.

>>33146760
tits make me say yes, huge horse cock and balls no.

>>33146788
Tits make me say no rest of it is fine though.

>>33146794
>not wanting two big jugs to grab onto while you right her beautiful cock
pfft

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>>33144330
>mfw enough Euromonies left for more patches and even for food

>>33146760
this is my fetish...

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>>33146800
>liking women
Pretty gay

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>>33146722
generally speaking, with screen print or embroidery you don't want anything smaller than 2pt

I have to whip my subordinates almost everyday about keeping the end product and the effort it takes in production in mind when they design shit.

It's definitely easier when you can do just walk around in the same building to figure shit like that out. I used to work for a news paper, and we sent it of location to print. it was pretty bullshit to see she get messed up when it got printed. Trouble shooting just took forever.

>>33146809
I'm not retarded Mohammad, I still have money for essentials. Just all my spending monies.

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>>33146817
>implying only women have boobs

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>>33146836
>implying flat is not best

>>33144803
>shit color background
No 2hu no

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>>33146845
>current year
>being a homo

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>>33146852
>Current year-8+2(4)
>enjoying roasties

>>33142392
So much want for the US Antarctic patch.

>>33141963
Do these threads have a discord?

>>33146831
Hahaha, le Mohamett meme. Please make a Wehrmacht and a Rhodie cate

>>33146895
No, we are already cancerous enough

>>33146877
>every girl is a roastie
ask me how I know you break rule #1 of this site

>>33146895
No.

>>33146831
The last couple I've made I made in Solidworks
Forces me to build shit correctly and I can easily make smooth curved edges and scale everything correctly

>>33146895
I had heard we did, but I've refused to join it

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>>33146917
Just some light back and forth mate no need to get serious.

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>>33146895
GET OUT

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>>33146939
I'm hitting the hay.

Wood please make flat into a patch after thighs. Want multi both.


Idea for patch: Puffy Vulva, graphically )(

>>33145603
>Bound by honor
Sounds good, text looks good. Color scheme seems deserty. Maybe try forest green for the background, but keep the outer trim yellow.

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>>33146948
G'night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite.

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>>33146910
Sorry I don't negotiate with terrorists.

>>33146926
Are you still working on that model for the darkness pendant?

>>33146977
Fuckin love that one

>>33146756
Say what you will about /pol/acks, we take our autism seriously.

I still can't believe how fucked up some of the original NROL patches were. Illuminati shit to the extreme.

>>33146977
haven't been, no
Been too busy

Do you still need it?

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>>33146977
I don't see any terrorists here