GIVE ME YOUR WALLET AND NO ONE GETS HURT wat do /k/

give him the fake wallet i carry due to fucking pickpockets
>Charleston, SC: Jewel of the South!

I see him coming from behind/in front of me and draw my firearm before he does. Problem is that he's drawing from from a waist band and I'm drawing from a holster and have made my technique as best as I could.

Also, I don't step foot in liberal shit holes known as cities. That helps as well.

inb4 a dozen replies with "give him my wallet then shoot him after yelling 'fuck u nigger' to make him turn around so it doesn't look like i shot him while he was running away"

>>33130452
Fuck, I'm moving to there in a few months. What else should I know.

>>33130479
College of Charleston has a ton of sit down restaurants in a ring
Citadel Chapel is beautiful
not much else other than don't carry an easily stolen bag. CofC is 50/50 libtard and conservative, Citadel is a beacon of Reaganesque might.

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POCKET SAND!

>>33130512
Also carry anything valuable in your front pockets, back pockets are easy to lose stuff from

>>33130512
Well I'll be going to college of "Don't kill yourself, seaman, nuke school isn't worth killing yourself over, okay?" in Goose Creek.

>>33130527
Noted.

>>33130549
I'll be going to the college of "shut up knob and go be quiet"

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>>33130404

>>33130404
strip my clothes off and rape him in the confusion

>>33130404
*teleport behind him and point my gun*

GIVE ME YOUR WALLET AND NO ONE GETS HURT

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>>33130404

WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE MUGS A NUDIST?!

blow my self defense whistle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0ztaCwb-A

>>33130720
GIMME THAT BUTT

>>33130404
give him my wallet. then shoot him in the back as he walks away.

>>33130473
Fuck it, shoot him in the back anyway. If you're getting mugged then it's probably because you're in some shit alleyway with no witnesses, so shoot him, take your wallet, collect your brass, and leave.

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>>33130404
Teleport behind him with my katana, nothing personal son..

If he got the drop on me, I've already lost.
Give him my wallet, and go through the minor inconvenience of getting my credit cards canceled and my driver's license renewed. Don't go to that part of town anymore.

>carrying cash
Fucking lol

>>33130829
y, just pull your gun on him when he turns around and turn the mugging into a rape

>>33130849
Stop trying to force your meme, you tryhard faggot.

>>33130867
>implying its not already a meme

hownew.ru

>>33130930
That doesn't mean you're not forcing it, buddy.

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I disarm and brutally sodomize him at gunpoint.

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>>33130404
YOU TALKIN TO ME

>>33130404
use my edc flashbang grenade

>'Here you go mate'
>reach inside jacket pocket
>grab shoulder holstered ppk instead
>"thanks for making a withdrawal from the first national bank of fuck you'
>give him 4 rounds to the chest, keep 3 just in case

>>33130758
This but scalp him first.

>>33130404
AM I BEING DETAINED?!

Give him my wallet, it's empty.

Just like myself.

>>33131636
My wallets empty, but he's not getting it. It's about the principle, man.

>>33130404
>pretend to comply
>Noting that he pulls back the slide multiple times without a round ever ejecting
>Reach for my daily carry
>hold him at gun point and tell him to get on the ground
>call the police
>demand he give me his wallet
>pocket his cash and give him the wallet back
>police arrive
>"that guy took my money!"
>my word against an attempted mugger

>>33130404
Uh, okay man, sure...just, here, take my wallet, don't hurt me...
>hold left hand up in surrender
>reach underneath jacket towards back pocket
>grip
>pull up along hip, still underneath jacket
>rotate
>press press
>2 .45 caliber RIP hollow points shred through his intestines, leaving holes so big you can see daylight through them
>he runs 4 feet before dropping to the ground in the fetal position
>empty the rest of the magazine into his face
>load another magazine of .45 ++P rounds
>fire 2 rounds off into the sidewalk
>the sheer stopping power of the .45 cartridges blow me 20 feet up into the air
>yell out
"NOTHIN' PERSONNEL, KIDDO"
>mag dump
>blast off into the stratosphere

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>>33130459
>>33132048
>underestimating your opponent

Sun Tzu would be disappoint.

>>33130404
>"okay, okay. take it easy."
>slowly reach down, feeling the blood begin to rush towards my penis
>i've been waiting for this
>unzip my fly and reveal my steadily engorging member
>"YO QUIT PLAYING B, GIVE ME THE WALLET"
>now fully erect, begin slowly stroking my shaft while inching towards the mugger
>"MOTHAFUCKA I'LL SHOOT, BACK THE FUCK UP" he says, losing sureness in his voice
>i stroke faster, now taking bold steps toward the hoodlum
>i'm almost there
>"YO QUIT PLAYIN THIS GAY SHIT HOMIE"
>his threats push me over the edge, i leap cock first
>he tries to cover his eyes, but it's too late
>with a vigorous thrust i simultaneously pop his left eye out of socket, and ejaculate into the remaining crevice
>"AHHH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHITE NIGGAS"
>the force of my loins pumping his skull knocks him on the ground
>i stand over him, wipe my cock on my sleeve, and disappear into the night

>>33130404
whatever happened i would probably curl up in a ball and start crying after because im a huge sissy

I roll to seduce.

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>>okay my dude
>>woah I'm falling over, WOOOAAAAAAHHHH
>start falling on my back while simultaneously pulling down my trousers
>>looks like you ain't the only one who brought a gun, friendo
>I say this as my throbbing Johnson points just to the twixt of his right shoulder and the street
>trip him over with my feet so he falls on top of me, this is where I excel
>>let's not turn this rape into a murder

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sure man, here you go ...

>>33130605
lucky right guy's gun got caught

>>33135205
I've been looking for something like this, whats it called ?

>>33130720
We know you keep stuff up your butt

>>33130404
Don't fuck with No-one, heard his brother blinded a fucking cyclops

>>33135692
ND city holsters