Tactical maneuvers with kids

If you have kids you defensively retreat in a manner that pretexts your children and the utilize your body as a shield.

in what situation are you going to be in a gunfight with your kids?

BRO YOU JUST BUY A BUNCH OF KEVLAR HEADPHONE CASES AND STITCH THEM TOGETHER TO MAKE AN ARMORED BABY CARRIER AND RUN INTO BATTLE LIKE A BADASS WARRIOR THE KID WILL BE FINE

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>>33114849
>your kids

>>33114829
>your children

Pretty sure I said "offensive", not defensive.

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Kids have one purpose. If you are fighting a cuck force that places kids on a pedestal, use that weakness against them.

>>33114849
Don't you understand that he's using his kids as a vest

>>33114887
My father hung me on a hook once.

ONCE!

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Worked with this one.

Now everyone hates the SEALS and says the op was a failure because of a qt little girl.

>>33114877
>>33114898

oh i see this is a le funny put me in the screencap thread xd d d

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Imagine armies of /k/ommandoes with kids taped to their chest and babies taped to the tops of their heads, rushing cuck forces too afraid to hurt a brat.

Would be glorious.

>>33114935
FUCKIN KEKE PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT HELLO /R/4CHAN LOL

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hehehe, please include me and my funny Nazi frog