>Hey you! >Hand over your surplus 7.62x54r ammo or else What do?

>>33111007
[Perception] That's not even loaded.

>>33111007
hand over my poor empty australian cache

>>33111007
BB guns don't fire Russian rounds.

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>>33111007
How could I "hand over" 120 lbs of ammunition?

>>33111007
AFFIX BAYONETS

>>33111007
I say in bad Russian accent, "Oh you are of want boolit?", as I fire obrez and remove ski mask from the premises

>>33111038
Fpbp

>>33111007
Sorry, I don't own a piece of shit.

>>33111088
wasnt there some guy on here who broke a floor joyce with all his ammo and his floor started to collapse.

>>33111007
Fuck you nigga I only run nato

>>33111007
>yo homie, is that my ammo crate?

Cry because i dont have any

>>33112869
"joist" was the word you struggled to find

>>33112869
What's a floor joyce?

>>33114533
He was spelling it the way people incorrectly say it. He was referring to a floor joist, the structural lumber (usually) that holds up floor sheeting.

>>33111007
I compliment him on his nice, unloaded, 22lr revolver, then tell him to get down on the ground so we can wait for the cops to arrive while I point a loaded gun on him.

>>33111007
I don't shoot poverty so I don't have any of that shitty ammo sir.

>>33111038
What if he only has one bullet?

>>33111007
This ammo is for emergencies, cyka

>>33112869
Who the fuck names their kid "Floor"

>>33111007
anyone know where to get cheap surplus x54r?

>>33115239
You can try Gunbroker, but I doubt you'll find anything cheap

>>33111007
Whatever, i shoot .177, my Gamo doesn't even take x54r

>>33115239
Define "cheap"

>>33114776
>tfw he bought into the you only need one shot meme
>tfw he was right

Waste him because I was in fear for my life. Put on my best humanist concerned citizen face. Contact a lawyer if there's a problem, but my local redneck sheriff would probably thank me.

>>33114210
looks like once again I have pissed off the ladies auxilary bridgeport club. Shitposting with norovirus, not in the best state as far as mental acuity goes here.

>>33111007
>6mm flobert alfa proj revolver
he would have gotten the same answer if he just asked

>>33111007
Laugh at him for thinking I'd fall for the slavshit meme.

>>33115708
why can't you just say stomach flu, 90% of people here have no idea what norovirus is

>>33114776
wouldnt the cylinder spin to the next spot?

I'd give him the ~400 rounds of shitty Yugo 8mm Mauser that's cluttering up my junk drawer just. to spite him.

>>33111044

That's an H&R .22.

>>33111007
I would jack off on his big gay head

Joke's on you, I sold all of mine to pay bills.

>>33115239
2012.

>>33111007
Remove my pants and take out the my emergency round from my butthole