new to gnus, how to fix malfunction/?

turn it off and back on again

bump, i need help

>>33108038
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

>>33108056
This. If the problem persist try unplugging it for 30 seconds.

>>33108038
America has always had lenient gun laws. The reason there have been so many massacres like this in the last 5 years has little to do with gun availability and LOTS to do with the fact that the "Entitlement Generation" has hit adulthood and the hard cold wall of reality. They just cannot cope with the normal disappointments of adult life because they all grew up thinking they would be rock stars and divas without trying. Add to this the facts that they had Freddy Krueger and Chuckie instead of Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Rogers for childhood viewing, grew up in impersonal daycare centers, have never learned to interact face to face due to social media, have access to any kind of violence and porn on the net, and have never had any moral or ethical instruction. When they realize life is not going to be their own private reality show, instead of getting down to real life survival like older generations did, they decide to get a gun and go kill innocent people before offing themselves like some live game of Grand Theft Auto.

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>>33108038
New to gnus, you say?

>>33108038
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

>>33108038
The other day I went to a gay bar. There was a guy laying on a table on his chest while sticking his dick through a hole in the table. I crawled under and the sign said "Cum Smoothies, Free if Jerked Properly". I got to work straight away. I jerked that mans cock like I was milking a cow's utters and got my delicious treat as an award. When I was done jerking the man, I stored my treat in my cup and went on with my time there. I sat down and saw a crippled muscular man. He had a sign that read "Rides 1 Dollar". I went up to the man and asked if my cum smoothie was enough for a trade since I had no money. He accepted and I sat down on his lap. He inserted his shaft into my body and he drove around the bar. The shaft wasn't for anything sexual, it was to hold me in place since the chair had no seat belt.After the ride was done I got off and felt a bit dizzy. I went up to a random guy and put his dick in my mouth as a stress reliever. Then, I got up and left.

>>33108038
Use a brass magnet. I've got one to pick up my brass from the range.

>>33108038.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

>>33108152
This. Shit's sold out on amazon though

>>33108038
Hey op did uo figure it? Also, put a gun to your head and pull the trigga nigga please

>>33108208
no

its still there, and people are rolling

>>33108038
Eat calluses from your foot.

>>33108222
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

Just get a knife.

>>33108222
Ok, take a small nail or even a screw, put it in the middle of the bullet and tap with hammer on it. The resulting brass vibration will loosen it up and then you can simply pull it out with your fingers! Let me know when you get it out!
~Alucard

>>33108222
Did you figure it out?

>>33108285
>put it in the middle
But its a rimfire

>>33109064
We need to keep it simple and intuitive. Fuck off wirh your ayy lmao explanations

The fuck happened in this thread?

>>33109229
I made it with the full intention of it going to shit, but I never expected it to get this bad, this quickly.

>>33109266
Matherfucker i fuck your
family,your BITCH mather
suckdick in petrolium,your
faggot
father suck and lick dick again
for your grow up bestard.Say
hello to your BITCH mather
because i'm with blacks fuck her
too and she almost died like a
Street dog.
I want fuck your grandmather
and grandfather too(of course
with blacks) but they are already
dead but i can fuck their tombs
SON OF A BITCH.
Be assure this time we will fuck
again your mather but this time
she will die like a BITCH in the
street
After all your homo fag father will
suck many dicks to bury
your BITCH mother.

>>33109266

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