Trade, Sell, Buy, Create!
>WHERE CAN I FIND [patch]??
LOOK HERE: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
Just picked these up, will put em up on the store when I get home.
>Also as I predicted: DHL continue to be niggers and I still don't have RWSS or KFC. Fuck.
AND JUST AS I WAS TYPING THAT THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR-
FUCK YES. THEY'RE BOTH UP. ALONG WITH >>33106771
>>33106804
According to the product page it should
https://woodpatchs.com/collections/portraits-signs-crafts/products/be-a-man-among-men-portrait
>>33107183
Fuck yeah
I ain't buying digitizing software
>>33107183
YES! Ordered.
>>33106771
you got 4 in total? still making some yourself?
>>33107314
5. I'm running to see if there's interest. And if there is I'll buy the rest of them.
>>33107343
Would buy with ITALICA instead of ITARICA.
All orders are being packaged and will be shipped out within the next few days, if you are located in the US you will receive a tracking number when your order has shipped.
In talks with my manufacturer to get the ball rolling on the next two patches we will offer.
>>33107183
I though Megumeme was supposed to be up today also?
>>33107377
*thought
>>33107377
wot? I never said that. But tracking says she'll be here Monday. So HYPE
>>33107391
I'm retarded, I mixed up KFC and RWSS with it in my mind, sorry for my retardation.
>>33107375
DAE restock?
>>33107391
I'm unemployed and spent $50 on patches last night bu hell yeah.
>>33107183
FUCK ORDERING NOW
>>33107183
FUCK
>>33107411
How many Neet bucks do you have left?
>>33107343
fugg sold out while i was looking for a funny video to put in the comments. buy the rest fag.
>>33107430
Not NEET, just a shady weirdo who can't hold a job.
Got like $600 to my name, and at least ten times that in guns and ammo.
>>33107440
>mfw I didn't waste time writing a comment
>>33107375
Please release Die Glocke together with a restock of DAE
>>33107375
Can I email you regarding future orders? I want to get both Lutz and CMESKL and if possible would like to save a bit on shipping.
>>33107375
>In talks with my manufacturer
We small business professionals now!
>>33107440
Talking with him, will buy the rest <33
>>33107486
eh, i was expecting it. also kinda hesitant since i already got mail from 2hu and skin inbound.
>>33107527
terrific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesD9IOyPoY
>>33107405
>>33107487
Can't give a certain date but it may be with Lutz & Goodhew EMS, do take with a grain of salt though
>>33107497
Shoot me an email at [email protected]
Also, pls vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
http://www.strawpoll.me/12405073/
From the looks of it, both CMESKL & Die Glocke will be woven & die cut due to their shape, y'alls thoughts?
>>33107183
Ordered.
>>33107552
I guess you don't take pre-orders? I'm so angry at myself for missing the DAE patch
t. ᚦᚼᛁ:ᛋᚠᛁᚦᛁᚢᛏ:ᚱᚢᚾᛁ:ᚴᚢᛁ
NEET, man, cmon. Nigga you mailing me shit I didn't even order. Boi you need some Jesus. Drinking too got dang much, getting lables wrong and shit
I'm a massive faggot and I never browse this board, but this patch got posted on here apparently and I want one, so I was told to come here. Where can I get it?
>>33107672
Would buy
>that embroidery tho
>>33107672
>Where can I get it?
I've seen it in the paste bin ,other stores section.
I couldn't say which one .
Anybody else notice the patch customization options in the Ghost Recon: Wildlands beta?
Woodpatch is the bestest
>>33107645
That word doesn't seem to be taken to kindly around here, so no. But I'll add you to the mailing list, just email me at [email protected]
>>33107375
Have you thought about doing a quality version of the modern Eisenkreuz?
>>33107865
>Eisenkreuz
It's Eisernes Kreuz.
>>33107882
Shame on me, I thought Eisenkreuz and Eisernes Kreuz could be used interchangeably as the correct name.
>>33106751
Nice.
>>33107672
WTF is the point of shit like this? I mean most of the patches here mean fuck-all!
>>33107212
It's not supposed too. That's a mistake, I just fixed it. Usually portraits are a little too big for velcro.
Sorry..
hey just order a right wing safety squad, noice
>>33107183
Fuck the KFC patch turned out great
>>33107183
Burd tiem.
>>33107981
Restock the yandere patches you flaming faggosexual
>>33106281
America ackshually
>>33106453
no
http://sendvid.com/yw2tsg70
>>33106759
W-what?
>>33107666
you did to you cuck
Finally got my natalia P patch in today as well as my Fuck Anime patch at the same time. Kinda almost wanna stick both on the outward facing side of a cheek rest
>>33108420
just bought your megumemes, faggot
I can finally complete my waifu themed gear queer armor set. HYPE
>>33108469
>so many orders I'm completely overwhelmed
>mfw looking at my bank account
>>33108542
now spend it on more patches
>>33107666
>>33108420
PFFFTT
>>33108293
I got the shipping notification. I'll have them by Friday.
>>33107212
Since the product description is wrong do you want to shoot me your Order # and I'll make one for you with velcro? It's my bad. I think I probably just copied and pasted a product description without noticing.
>>33108542
Squad 7 Patch (Valkyria Chronicles) maybe?
Also glad you are embracing the patch life at last.
>>33108542
>not "people exist for my sake"
Pleb.
>>33108597
>>33108597
>squad 7
soon(tm). Putting in an order tomorrow.
>>33108420
N-no I didn't
>>33108693
>Big Iron
>El Paso
No Laredo?
>>33108760
>>33108693
eta to Iowa?
>>33108776
I just ordered RWSS. Thank you greatest ally!
>>33108988
>>33107527
how many?
>>33109076
>>33107951
Because it's funny and I want it.
>>33107183
Got my RWSS :3
>every time I finish packing an order another one pops up making me feel like I'm making no progress at all
>>33108693
I think it would look better if you take out the "ING" in "groupings", to keep the same amount of letters.
>>33109160
You're welcome.
>>33109160
I'm not sorry.
>>33109206
>>33109296
I'll endure it
>>33108591
>Since the product description is wrong do you want to shoot me your Order # and I'll make one for you with velcro? It's my bad. I think I probably just copied and pasted a product description without noticing.
That would be awesome. Thank you so much. My order number was #1566. I can send you an email if you need more verification.
>>33104015
>desinging
You're not spelling designing correctly.
>>33104126
Come to St. Louis Stickerbot, I'll make you all kinds of sticky.
Also we can get beer and stuff.
>>33103297
Psst, its in the top link. Hope that helps, kohai.
>>33102800
That's actually fantastic. Maybe I'll get in on that. New patch thread crossover with /o/. Quick, start a thread over there!
>>33106771
What the fuck Ai, did you literally buy only a handful of these? I was so hyped to buy that, Megumeme and RWSS. Fug.
>>33107343
Buy more!
>>33107411
Patches Anonymous patch when? ...Wait, I'm a patch maker, I could do that. Huh.
>>33108420
>http://sendvid.com/yw2tsg70
Dank thread theme, NEET.
>>33108591
This is why Woodpatch is best patch waifu.
>>33109453
>Psst, it's in the top link
no shit. I was showing it to him.
now
>>33109758
>eating a law sandwich.gif
>>33109758
Gonna order now, will buy more if satisfactory!
>waiting for the good night left side patches to come out
>>33109758
>lawgiver pistol not included
fucking dropped
>>33109758
Just got mine, Dredd is what policing should be, "oh, you threw a rock at me, dead."
>>33109758
AYY I knew I was staying up late for some reason, but couldn't remember why.
ORDER PLACED
>>33110007
>>33109939
>>33109816
Alrrrright, time to hit the hay, I'm tired.
Been a rough couple days for the wallet. RWSS, DAE, and now I get a reminder that my 3 LoGH patches are going to be shipping soon.
I have less than half the Megumin's left
Been out of the loop for a while, did I miss out on the glock loli patches?
>>33110653
>>33110653
>spend my minuscule paycheck on patches
>or save it/invest the money
Fug, choices are truly hard.
>>33110678
Imma buy that Youjo Senki patch so hard.
>>33110678
>Rhodie girl key chain
I NEEEED IT
pls make an operator chan keychain pls
I have a burning desire for a Ride the Tiger patch. Sadly I don't think one exists. Yet. Should I try and doodle up a line art or am I just pissing into the wind?
>>33109758
Fuck yea!
>>33110714
I've spent ~$150 over the past two weeks alone.
The addiction is real.
>>33110893
That's good enough justification for me!
Time to let loose the wallets of war!
Has anyone made a kekistani fag patch yet,
>>33109835
Cracker where Saint Nich?
>>33111089
You're in luck, its at my post office right now. Would have gotten it today, but apparently I wasn't allowed to get it in my mitts until 1PM tomorrow.
I'm gonna head down once it opens up.
is there an option to make a fluffy patch like pic related?
would be cool if the fluffy part of kino hat actually be fluffy.
>>33111129
chenille is an option but it's not the same thing
>>33111129
I remember there being a couple of options like that for some patches, at least for the background (velvet or felt instead of twill, for instance.) It would depend on the manufacturer though, I'd imagine.
>>33111129
i need that for lewd awoo bush!
>>33111129
>fluffy part of kino hat actually be fluffy
Take all of my money.
>>33111155
yes I NEEED IT
>>33111129
Ok here is an idea gup yukari fluffy patch.
>>33111207
I thought about it on mine, but chenille wouldn't look right
I've thought about doing a bush/pubes patch with the chenille sticking out of the panties
>>33111129
Cute dogo
>>33111254
Then what about sexy kobalt?
>>33111288
what
>>33110653
Fuck it, I'm getting it.
NEET, you better send me some serious memes btw.
has anyone made the heavens gate patch yet?
>>33111325
A FLUFFY KOBOLD patch
>>33111360
I might
I'm not going to be restocking any of the stuff I'm making at the moment until I move through other stuff
I'd like to get new designs out faster
>>33111366
you'd be better off having one of the artists make it like Skinwalker, Ai, Sour, etc
I can't draw for shit, so there's no point in trying it
Who made the sacrifice brand?
I don't think I ever sent you your free ones
>>33111401
Oh yeah, that was me. Send them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Apartment 2, Washington DC, 20006.
>>33111367
any estimates as to when it will be available?
>>33111429
Can confirm.
>>33111367
Are the Strike Witches patches at least going to be back in stock after the manufacturer fixes them?
>>33110635
LoGH patches? WHERE?! TELL ME!!!
>>33111075
>kekistani
I hate that fuckin twitter account.
>>33111429
I'd rather send Trump Mac Tonight and RWDS
>>33111437
might being the operative word
>>33111456
>Are the Strike Witches patches at least going to be back in stock after the manufacturer fixes them?
You could deduce that by your own question
Unless you're asking something I don't understand
>>33111129
>>33111145
>>33111148
i dont know how to make it look fluffy and maintain the detail, and started looking at the furries.
maybe we can go flat with the fluff,seems like chenille is the fluffiest but not quite...
>>33111155
Hnnnggg
i'll do haram things with it..
>>33111550
chenille is the only option unless you can find some specialized company I don't know about
>>33111581
almost done,the pipes are a bit....
the outtatime is just me dicking around.
Is polarise kill?
>>33111666
He was in a recent thread.
He has also said he generally doesn't turn on his trip unless it is required.
Mid february my ass though.
>>33111632
thanks man
>>33111288
>>33111868
I wanna fuck that thing
where can I find more of this thing
>>33111887
Monster Musume
>>33111464
AmiAmi
Preorders closed tho.
>>33111887
So, someone a few threads ago suggested something like this, and this is my extra-shitty mockup that I made in about 60 seconds.
The poorly-resized pixels are clearly there just to simulate the stitching a cloth patch would have and not because I was too lazy to fix them or do it properly.
>>33111868
>>33111288
I ain't no furry, but I'd fuck a Kobold like Polt.
>>33111982
I've yet to come up with anything decent, but I'd switch them around
Fuck Commies, Fuck Fascists too
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=GOODS-00112586&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dyukari+akiyama%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
>>33112074
This is cute as fuck
>>33112095
I agree. All the better that vectors happen to be right there.
>>33112104
>All the better that vectors happen to be right there.
That's certainly an interesting happenstance :^)
>>33112134
AIN'T IT JUST
Placed an order for Megumin's eyepatch btw. Haven't been back here in what feels like forever, glad I haven't missed the Upotte keychains.
>>33112146
I wish they were faster on the edits
They keep fucking it up when they make the CAD drawing because they don't follow directly from the mockup and I have to send them back every damn time
>>33112152
On the plus side, the moment it goes up everyone interested will clamor for them. There's no way they won't sell out quickly.
>>33107183
Bought a RWSS my wallet is hurting buying so many patches.
>>33112160
yeah I'm going to get hammered with orders when they drop
Probably won't allow package art just because of how retardedly intense the orders will be
>>33111495
its a quality meme tho tbqh
>>33112182
Like I said before, I'll probably get:
Galil
M16
M14
Sako
the two AKs
Rally
If you're still planning to sell them outside of a set, that is.
>>33112236
I paid a lot for these so I won't be able to do sets
At least not initially
***IF*** I restock, I might do sets with a discount, but certainly not initially
And there is only 1 AK outside of Galil and Sako
>>33112260
Sorry, I generalize the animal-eared girls from the Soviet school as "AKs." I know it's not the most accurate, such as Dragunov, otherwise Galil and Sako would fall into that as well, but lumping the Soviet school in under AKs feels better to me. Know what I mean?
I have an idea for a patch. Or maybe a tattoo..
> a fountain pen and an AR15 crossed in an X
> text on top: RULES
> text on bottom: 1 AND 2
Like the amendments..
https://www.spartacaus.com.au/collections/spartac-australia-thin-blue-line-patch
>>33107183
Just bought RWSS, will have to buy from you again next week for Megumin and KEK tab. Stop making so many nice patches, you filthy leaf.
>>33111982
If I were to work on this, what font should be used?
Can I get a quote for a patch based off my work? I'm not sure it's finished, but roughly speaking? If I got 5 or so, would that make it any cheaper?
>>33112465
Something neither faux-cyrillic or in Nazi font
Some kind of FREEDOM font
>>33112496
https://www.custompatches.net/pricing.html
Minimum is 6 and you'll pay $13 each
can someone get that shadow company patch from last thread? shits cool yo
>>33108693
>>33108693
once again, any ETA on Semper Spooky?
>>33111155
Yessssss
>>33112640
would it make a fucking difference either way?
If it's not in production, who fucking cares?
>all these Upotte patches
>still no patch for best Upotte
>>33112650
>who fucking cares?
maybe the guy asking?
>>33110678
Do Youjo Senki next.
Can someone give me the email for the guy who sells the Dylatov Pass patches? Or is he in the Pastebin?
Anyone else interested in a Robocop Unicorn?
>>33112640
>any ETA?
>eventually
>not soon
>anything from several months to a over a year
hope this helps
>>33112681
>>33112681
>>33114111
>tfw about to buy an MP5
>>33112681
I'd love some MP5 patches.
>>33111366
>tfw no kobold patch
>>33111982
>So, someone a few threads ago suggested something like this
I think that was me though I suggested going with something more like 'This Machine kills Commies too' (from 'This Machine Kills Fascists'). Your idea probably works better though, less text in larger fonts comes out better on patches it seems.
>>33110513
where are the /pol/ NROL Patchs? how much longer should i be hovering over my computer waiting to give you my money?
>>33111075
I said I'd run it, but I need to actually do it sometime.
>>33111155
Yes! The mightiest of needs!
>>33111288
>>33111366
Also yes, very needed.
>>33111550
Hmm, maybe we could take the patch to some place that does stuffed animals, see if we can get the patch fluffier. Hmm...
>>33112280
Hey, that sounds pretty alright. Do a mock-up and we'll see if there's any interest. If not, I'll do something with it. Maybe.
>>33114738
Company shipped them Friday, should be over the border on Monday, so they will be dropping next week.
And you know what? Infact have fun with the tracking HJ260436178US
>>33114772
Thank you. Im trying to pick up that one and the rwss, think i can wait to get both in one order or will rwss sell out before then?
>>33114750
Hey Merlin, now that you've got your car, how long do you think it'll be until you start cranking out all the patches you've been claiming?
>>33114816
RWSS is selling out really fast, barely 30 left, so I'm not sure they'll last for the /pol/ drop.
>>33114860
Oh, cool, you got more KS blems. I remember a while back, someone was saying that they were sorry they couldn't get one.
>>33114817
Speaking of KS blems.. What did the manufacturer say? Refund? New free batch of correct ones?
>>33114948
The blems are almost better. I got two regular ones, but still.
Also, Ai, my two KS patches were placed velcro-to-velcro which usually is great but when separating them they shredded the threading around the edge. I repaired them, but damn.
>>33114948
New batch.
>>33114967
Fuck man, the company I used merrows the velcro on to the patch. What order number?
>>33114816
Ai has pretty low shipping costs so you might be better off just ordering them separately rather than taking your chances.
>tfw no Gaurd to eat nipnong noodles with
>>33114980
I think it's 1199 unless I bought multiple patch sets from you. I think so far it was just the one order. This is d3, actually.
Also, like I said, I repaired it already. I'm cool as-is, although I appreciate it. I just wanted to let you know in case you were sending more out. I got it like a month and a half ago and didn't feel compelled to bitch about them.
The KS patch is great, btw, man. I like that it's so tiny.
>>33115014
>this is d3, actually
You mong, where the fuck have you been all this time?
>>33115028
Haha, shit got REALLY REAL for a protracted amount of time. On the plus side, it's stabilized quite a bit now. Only problem is that college is kicking my ass a bit.
How've you been, dude? Did I miss anything good? I saw earlier in the thread that Merlin's making some fast moves, that's pretty cool, and your shop and NEET's as always are stocking some good shit.
It's great that a "furry texture" has been discovered as available for patches. That awoo bush is gonna be some next level stuff with that.
And, although I missed the first run, I'll soon be able to make my first purchase from Woodpatch soon in the form of the yandere operator and "pls rember" plaque. The latter of those items I'll be giving to my mom, she hangs that shit all over the place that says "live laugh love" and other facebook-tier typical mom stuff all over her desk.
>inb4 someone posts rambling man
>>33115062
>inb4
fugg i already opened a new tag
>>33115080
*tab
>>33115080
Hahaha. Feel free, that'll always be funny.
I got remarks in that vein from my English professor, well.
"Listen, your writing is great. There's a lot of clear imagery, your vocabulary is diverse, there's nothing wrong at all with the writing itself. The only problem is that THERE SO DAMNED MUCH OF IT!"
>>33115124
Not to blogpost or anything, of course. To bring relevancy to the thread back to my posts, I'm also the one that said earlier that I'm glad I didn't miss the Upotte keychains run and posted the amiami link to vectors of GuP keychains. I think I may be catching a new bug in addition to the patches.
Good thing GI Bill pay for my area is pretty good.
>>33115144
>GuP keychains
fuck those. they don't even look that good. the hot shit is GSG keychains m8.
>>33111155
>>33111179
>>33111550
>>33115062
Yeah, load of stuff coming in.
>>33115200
Was supposed to include this what that post, but okay.
>>33115185
>>33115185
>>33115228
Youmu is minimum 5 times better than Awoo. There is no argument about this.
>>33115254
Literally who? Never heard of this irrelevant bitch.
>>33115185
Said it before and I'll say it again, this is the first and only time "bush" has been even remotely attractive to me. I also remember that Plague pic with the wolfgirl from Ghoul School sitting on "Santa's" lap.
>>33115164
Those DO look good. Are they going to be repro'd?
>>33115215
>Palmtop Tiger
>Megumeme
>Serb-chan
>SUH
>RWDS
Fuckin' YUP.
>>33115278
It doesn't matter who she is, what matters is her plan.
>get a shipment of 100 patches
>only have 4 international and 23 'MERICAN stamps on hand.
>>33115504
>0 US
>0 International
>mfw
>>33109835
Source?
>>33114817
I'll try to do one or two a month, so long as stuff sells and I have money. Also barring issues with patch makers.
I'm working on the Goblin Slayer patch later today, and Apex Predator too. I'll run the Kek flag next month maybe, and whenever the Kino thing gets done if I'm still the one the artist wants running it.
I've also got Cute Snek that I'll send to Sticker for redrawing, and I've got a bunch of other plans I want to send to Sticker, Skin, Crunchy, and others for art and idea help.
Trust me, now that I'm not spending every fucking day working on getting my car, I'll be diving into my patch work. The only thing holding me back nor is only being able to sell five different patches at a time due to shop restrictions, but I have a crafty plan to get around that.
TL;DR more patches soon anon, just you wait.
Does everyone else use their real name when they order patches? none of the sellers have seemed to notice that im brown yet
Alright, it took an entire year, but here we finally have it.
>>33115587
No idea, saved it at random some time ago.
>>33115693
>notice
that's a weird way to spell "care"
>>33115702
That's pretty good. I'm a huge fan of Poklonskya stuff, or however her name is spelled.
>>33115702
When are they going up?
>>33115724
It's Poklonskaya
>>33115742
Nice, I was close. I thought it was "aya" but second guessed myself.
>>33115702
I'll take 2
>>33115724
Thanks, I'm pretty happy with how they turned out.
>>33115742
How about now?
>>33115062
Holy tits, d3 is alive! Also, I got a good laugh at fast moves, I'm just trying to do things for the patches that don't seem to get as much love. Hope all is well in your world.
>>33114817
Wait a second, how did you know I bought my car? Were you on /o/?
>>33115702
Wait, how many did you put up?
>>33115788
100, usually. Why?
>>33110653
If you haven't shipped my previous order already, is there a way to include this in that same envelope if I buy it now?
I can throw you the order number from the email if you want it.
>>33115814
Oh, just got flashbacks from your first couple shipments of RGLM and and how they sold out in like 4 hours. It's all good
>>33115767
Man I love politicians interacting with waifus.
>>33115835
email him
>>33115869
Woops, I totally fucked this up.
>>33115775
Thanks, bud, good to see you again too. Glad to know you're doing so well, as well. Makes me excited to see where everyone's going.
What car did you get?
>>33115773
I'm pretty sure you were gracious enough to send me a couple in the mail pro bono when I was still on California Island. I haven't forgotten that. Looking forward to buying from you again, you make some good stuff.
>>33115843
Me too. Biden is a very creepy man. I bet he's good at cooking, really puts his spirit into it.
Inputting name because the cat's thoroughly out of the bag and I intend to continue interaction attrib'd.
PRAISE SIGMAR
>>33115847
I just realized it's probably fine to just leave it alone.
I ordered package art on my last order and that one will take a while, this one may come faster without it, in its own envelope.
>>33115215
willbuy serb and /k/ NROL
>>33115899
HOLY SIGMAR
BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
>>33116046
Cousin Okri would be proud Grimgi
>>33115899
>>33116046
Horrible man-things stand no chance against the might of the Skaven.
Who was the guy designing the little bitch macadamia patch? I need it for reasons
>>33108420
what does the RWDS patch look like?
also, plz make patches like these
>>33116266
>what does the RWDS patch look like
Like the RWSS patch.
>>33116293
its the same thing?
I already ordered the RWSS
>>33115693
No I use my chosen name, Kush'quaz. I refuse to use my slave name.
>>33116266
Would buy the fuck out of some ancap memes.
>>33116359
i might just start making them since no else will
ill post em on ebay if so
>>33115281
SUH is supposed to say "drop it" based off of a vietnam war vet's pin, but noname hasn't made the vector yet
>>33115062
>NEET's always are stocking some good shit.
Fuck off. Sad sack fucking meme-shit all over this shithole from most patch dealers on here.
Weab bullshit and weak ass meme fuckery.
Less than 1% of the patches in these threads are any good.
>>33116473
Could always design your own or buy some from a surplus store. This thread is for people "having fun," as strange as that concept may seem to you. Why bother making the same 10 cock-stroking designs over and over?
"Oh, cool, your patch has an eagle? Mine has a trident."
>>33114817
I've been looking for that gif forever
Not that fast, but it's close enough
>>33115164
>>33115281
they are in my folder
>>33116522
Fuckin' nice. You're really breaking into the keychain game.
>>33116377
I like that even more. Thanks for the info.
>>33116473
what patches do YOU like anon?
>>33116293
>>33116294
Pic related
>>33116473
So what patches does this 1% consist of?
>>33115504
>thought I'd never have to use stamps if I started doing Holo envelopes
>maybe 1/3rd actually get Holo envelopes
Had to pick up a shitload of stamps yesterday
>>33115587
That's Dutchko
>>33115835
if you got a shipping notice it's already out
If not, it's probably still waiting
>>33116266
>>33116473
>>NEET's always are stocking some good shit.
You completely misquoted him
>>33116535
I was looking at doing mousepads too, but they're too big to fit in my padded mailers even rolled up
I've personally been wanting a nice custom mousepad and people have expressed interest in some nice stuff
>>33116359
A guy is helping me mockup the Delorean for a patch in this vein
>>33116659
I like dem anime tiddie pads youknowimsaying?
>>33116659
>Custom mousepad
Surely you mean ones such as this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHyd8P5y44
I imagine the first one you make would be of Guts.
>>33116683
wouldn't be like that
I know you can get one offs done, but no idea where to do it for production
>>33116473
Jokes on you, I came here from /a/ for anime patches.
>>33116694
>smack, smack, smack
Holy fuck
>>33116703
>Anime patches
Tfw desperately wanting to throw money for the MON one but the company is being silly for raz
MAKE MORE DIAMOND DON PATCHES
>>33107183
Where can I get the RW safety squad patch???
>>33116763
Dude you seriously need to read this thread. Scroll up.
>>33106751
saw this and thought of you guys, doable?
>>33116766
REEEEEE
I'm on mobile can't find it :(
>>33116825
read the pastebin you lazy nigger
>>33116763
AI's shop in the pastebin
>>33116825
Literally posted in this thread. Mobile browsers makes it even easier to scroll!
>>33116825
Oven Operators, I believe.
>>33116844
>>33116843
>>33116841
>>33116838
Arigato senpai
also just finished picking up this bb
>>33116844
>oven operators
>>33116812
Want.
>>33116868
Well, I'm not completely wrong.
>>33116856
nice! boy, I-I sure am glad w-we're friends now anon, h-haha!
>>33116896
The fucking /pol/ patch is sold out kill me plz
>>33115880
>What car did you get?
2015 Chevy Malibu with ~20k miles. Car drives like a dream, so I'm pleased. Got it yesterday, and today my girlfriend got herself a 2016 Impala, also under 20k miles. We're both fairly pleased.
May ask your help with some patches I'm working on and various ideas I have kicking around.
>>33116473
Alright anon, what patches do you like? What are you hoping for out of patches?
>>33116812
Hmm, that's pretty great. As always, if nobody else has any interest, I'll put it in my backlog.
>>33116891
>pic
Actually, yeah, this is going on the list too.
...Oh god, I've moved from having a problem with buying too many patches, to having too many patch plans on my backburner. FUCK.
>>33116921
nigga read up >>33115215
>>33116939
Alright im on desktop rn no more stupid bs coming from me senpai
>>33116926
Finish gloli so I can buy a few.
>>33116926
I'd do what I can, if you'd like.
>>33116856
>cheap quad rail
>carbine gas
>railed gas block
>A2 grip
gross
>>33116926
your girlfriend got a much better car
>ETA mid February
>>33117045
Nani?
>>33116990
Trust me, I want it done ASAP, but these people, they just aren't the best. I have to be up their asshole to get shit done, and it still isn't there yet since they're so fucking slow.
>>33117009
Awesome, thanks man.
>>33117013
She did. She also has more money, thus the nicer ride. Oh wow, does this mean I'm a poor starving artist now? But really, this is partly your fault, I keep buying patches from you (among others), so my lack of a Subaru is on you.
>>33117045
>>33117076
I'm guessing the Gloli, or is it something else?
>>33117013
Oh, also, got one of my orders (1584) and I'm missing the Ithilien Rangers patch, and my package art is missing the feminine penis. Where's the feminine penis, NEET?
>>33117157
Fuck, forgot the picture.
>>33117157
>>33117179
the Rhodie flag purchase was your first one and had normal package art
You made a second purchase with a Rhodie flag, Ranger,s and Futa art
>>33117157
>>33117210
>>33117210
...Wow, I'm a retards. But hey, now I'll continue my tradition of having two of each Rhodie flag patch I get, so, I guess that's a win?
>>33117216
Well, I did make my car buying decision based off of an Aqua quote, so...
---
I have an amazingly crazy idea in mind, and if Wood can help me out, I may be ably to usher in a revolution of patch autism, and make patches even more firearm related. Can't wait to reveal it if all goes well.
>>33115215
>anticom patch
MY NIGGER
Someone please make a kekistan flag patch
>>33115775
Y-you mentioned it here senpai, a couple threads ago I think
>>33117295
That's certainly a compelling quote, but I wouldn't follow that advice when buying a car
That's how you end up buying garbage that you end up being poor for 2 years because of
>I know
>>33117452
and that's why I bought a used car
>>33117308
You know what? Fine. I'll submit it now. Does that make you happy anon?
>>33117366
Oh, didn't realize I'd mentioned finishing buying it. I've been, well, really fucking out of it the last few days. Car buying is dildos.
---
So, in the spirit of getting off my ass and actually doing patch stuff,. I've emailed a few of the patch folks with help getting projects ready to go. Along with that, I'm going to be running Apex Predator shortly, but I need some opinions.
Should pic related be run die cut, in a shield, a circle, or on a flag? Go vote now.
https://www.strawpoll.me/12418011
https://www.strawpoll.me/12418011
https://www.strawpoll.me/12418011
>>33117470
>and that's why I bought a used car
That doesn't make you any less likely to get a pile of shit unless you know exactly what you're looking at
>>33107375
Are you the guy who replied to me when I asked about a Heat patch a couple of months ago? I love you.
>>33117474
Yes, very :)
>>33117452
I didn't go main character stupid, don't worry. I did my research on everything I even slightly considered and test drove everything to /o/'s specs. I did just give up comparing two equally good cars and just went with the one I figured would make me happier, and so far it's working.
>>33117470
That's why I bought a barely used almost new car.
>>33117519
I submitted it. Hopefully one of the two places gives me a reply before Wednesday. I hate waiting.
>>33117474
I totally forgot to post the Apex logo for the poll. Fug.
I need a rental brain, mine needs to rest a few weeks.
>>33115185
I want to SNIFF a girls bush!
>>33117532
I love you
>>33115215
Will you be re-stocking on KS patches?
>>33117557
Sorry hombre, I'm already taken. (she's watching, meet me in the alley later to show me your "love".)
>>33117563
read the thread
Made this cause I love the fluff :3 . R8
>>33114994
>tfw no anyone to eat anything with because skeletons don't require emotional or physical sustenance to function
haha w-what a loser, right guise? right?
Daily reminder that the gooks have shit taste
>that branding
>fake leather
>>33117579
...woof
>>33117593
yuck
>>33117576
reading is for fags.
>>33117579
>Those abs
Why did they do that? She's a cardio bunny
>>33117622
because abs are life
Cleaner version
>>33117622
>Not wanting you waifu to make gainz and dominate you.
>>33117647
>>33117629
Polt doesn't have abs is what I'm pointing out.
I've been on a nostalgia kick for awhile and I want a runescape patch
>look up runescape
>everythings all 3d and shadows now
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON
>>33117579
>>33117603
>>33117647
Woof indeed. NEET, please run this.
>>33117676
Format isn't quite right
Would be better if she were laying on her side with the name above her like it were a banner ad
>>33117647
>sorry to make you do more work
>>33114980
>New batch.
ETA?
>decide to check how much i've spent on patches this month
>73,71 $
Big thanks to the Swedish government for financing this
>>33117664
Here
>>33117684
All good senpai.
>>33117693
>getting free NEETbux to buy dank patches for
wtf I love socialism now
>>33117669
OSRS, my nigga. More popular than new runescape nowdays.
Also, I'd probably buy a runescape patch.
>>33115693
your money spends just as well as everyone else friend.
>>33117693
>>33117729
unemployment insurance is funding everyone's patches at this point
>>33117693
isn't that just Runescape classic?
I heard they reverted it back to 2007, but didn't they add the Grand Exchange and what not?
>>33117669
It's god awful, that's what.
I do my occasional nostalgia trip back there on my old account, and so much shit has changed that it feels like those shitty Asian pay-to-win MMOs now.
I liked my old "different colors of the same armor" stuff, along with the simple graphics.
I can't remember all the shit I had ideas for runescape related patches
/ak/ thread just got shitcanned. Ruuun niggas.
>>33117684
Actually, yeah, that'd make sense. Do it fitness club ad style.
>>33117669
Yeah it changed big time, but nostalgia patches for RuneScape would be amazing. What would you make a patch of that would be recognisable anyway? The various runes, the Blurite sword, "buying gf" , or what?
>>33117769
Yeah, that'd do nicely. Maybe one for armor trimming, too.
Still cannot find this patch on the pastebin someone please help a poor soul
>>33117786
It's not up yet
>>33117786
Hasn't been made yet, being done by wood. He's already got wooden ones up right now
>>33117781
I had a bunch of ideas not long ago but I can't remember any of them
>>33107411
>>33117822
Fucking rip
>>33117823
Sweet any ideas when it will be made?
>>33107411
>unemployed and spent 50 dollars on patches
Appropriate use of Yuuko
>>33110678
I found this
It's only $4
You should hurry up and make yours
>>33117690
dunno
>>33117713
Personal taste, but having a defined midsection might look a bit better. Something like this.
>>33117831
This is why I autistically document everything in notepad documents and excel spreadsheets.
>>33117866
I need to cut out the words and symbol on mine then come up with a background for it
That looks pretty cool, though
Where get?
>>33117912
this
Definitely needs definition in dat belly
>>33117592
Crunchu-chan, I'm going to be in kc for nakakon. We should hang out.
>also
Email me when I can help you with your site.
>>33118008
https://www.fpnyc.com/Psycho-Pass-Sibyl-System-Patch/699858447022/Anime-Manga-Collectibles/Anime-Patches
>>33117912
>>33118008
Keep your fetishes out of this. 0% cool to break canon to force your preferences onto existing characters.
>>33118080
Says the man trying to pretend Polt has a pudgy belly. Not our fault you're a chubby chaser.
Unless I'm wrong, of course. Do you have an image to prove one way or the other by any chance? Manga beats anime, the artist is against some design choices in the anime such as Papi's ears.
>>33118080
2 lines and color looks stupid
>>33118100
>the artist is against some design choices
>Konosuba literally ruined Darkness because they made her THICC instead of ripped
Feels bad man
>>33118100
Manga beats anime for sure but you making shit up to stroke your cock to doesn't beat the anime.
>>33118100
>>33118080
>>33118136
Here's a character sheet. Character sheets likewise trump manga panels as their quality is inconsistent and design elements are omitted or added on a whim almost, a good example being the inconsistent design of small things such as Zombina's patches.
Seems like the one "making shit up" is you, my butthurt friend. It appears that there's definition on her midsection made less overt by her fur, a bit.
>>33118153
>literally one line
>ABS ABS ABS
>>33117781
>>33117769
>>33117758
>>33117669
I will suck the skin off your dicks if anyone does pic related
>>33118163
Nice strawman, you blind faggot. I bet you're the same one that was posting misinformation during a certain shitstorm shortly before I had to leave for a while.
Show me where I said "She needs a sixpack" or "abs should be prominently displayed" or anything of the sort with the criteria being that I advocated for abs specifically rather than merely abdominal definition, as in the character sheet, rather than a black sheet of flesh with a belly button in the middle.
>>33118192
Anyway, this is a panel showing reduced detail on every aspect including the lines leading towards the crotch which are usually the bare minimum. Gonna look for an example of that next.
>>33118192
Your shitpoating doesn't exist in a vaccum, as much as I wish it did.
Read the thread, blind faggot. Second version is way more accurate than 6 pack shit.
>>33118217
That's got nothing to do with the conversation. Try to hold your shit together and maintain a train of thought between posts. While you're at it, somehow obtain the ability to comprehend what you read.
Although it may be too late for you already.
You're a cunt, by the way.
>>33118217
hey autism-kun, he posted this >>33117912
Quit pretending to be a fucking faggot and shut your retard mouth
Here's a shot from the manga that specifically shows off her midriff, chapter 25. This is the amount of definition usually shown when it's the focus of the shot and is consistent with the character sheet. No abs, but clear definition, primarily a center and pelvic lines.
>>33118238
<3
More recent version, chapter 48.
In this one, the abdominal line is less pronounced but her contours are more obviously lithe.
It seems that the general criteria are:
>Athletic-seeming contours
>Pelvic lines
>Slight emphasis on vertical line at navel
>Medium bust rather than large
Last picture incoming.
>Autism vs autism
Wew.
>>33118441
The right side shows an early appearance, much more thin, but the focus of this post is on the logo itself. It originally was text only, but then as seen in the left picture gained an emblem that apes the Olympic rings with paw designs on the rings in the most recent chapters.
>>33118462
My autism gives me power.
>tfw just order some KFC
>>33116695
tiddie mousepads or no mousepads. who still uses mousepads anyway?
>>33118588
I used to at work. They make a difference if you use a mouse all day, but not much of one unless your desk surface is very high. I use a flat mousepad currently because I no longer have a desk, and so use a book as a surface on my bed for my mouse with a mousepad "sheet" of sorts to provide a non-slippery surface that will prevent messy shit from fucking up my book and ensuring the mouse's laser won't be read erratically due to the glossy cover of my book.
Other than that, it's just oppai mousepads for the sake of tits and ass in 3D.I wouldn't mind a big ol' butt one.
>>33118010
>"h-hey dad, th-this is my sexy robot friend from the internet, isn't he cool? s-since I kinda live here would it be c-cool if we get some privacy while we play vidya? th-thanks"
you got it senpai, hmu wit dat dank shit tbqh bruhquadnaynglusmuhrazzlesnazzle wya mhmmmm goooood shit
also would anyone be interested in MOON patches? I kinda want to make one of Gerty and also maybe these. probably won't get raped by copyright since these were never really put into proper production.
>>33117474
you forgot to add a "stop posting" option in the poll
This is the only mousepad we need.
Which brave soul will begin to delve into the world of life-size oppai and oshiri mousepads?
>>33118729
You just made NEET all pelvis pleasured.
I missed you D3.
>>33118663
nigga i use a mouse all day and don't need one. also not having a desk and surfing in bed isn't very common. so yes mousepads with tiddies or fucking bust.
>>33117474
You uh
May want to post this where people care about it
>>>>>>>/vg/
>>33118747
>>33117773
they got the hammer?
>>33118471
>>33118217
Olay I did my best to fix it . Also this polt pic had no legs so I couldn't to a horizontal version.
>>33118729
>>33118837
Ha.
Good one. Guess she's a Hyena variant.
Pic unrelated. I can't wait to see what patches we get out of DS.
>>33118837
If it were me, I would have the patch just be the SCK logo with the Olympic Ring paws and "Sports Club Kobold" underneath undecorated. Maybe at most her head as well. I don't personally see much point in trying to have dual focus of her body, considering the difficulty of showing fine detail such as fur especially, and the SCK logo.
But that's just my un-asked-for opinion.
>>33118790
Dunno. Second /ak/ thread and that 20 hour old porn thread both got canned just a minute ago.
>>33118837
O fug das a benis :DDD
>>33118843
I like how it's apparently annoying to use.
>>33118471
I would Straight up drive the 45 minutes to Rosedale, and beat Nugget Enterprises' Warehouse Ivan with one of my tactical boots for a Sports Club Kobold patch, or better yet a sleeveless T-shirt or tank top to work out in...
>tfw you see how many other Polt fans there are in this thread.
>>33118671
>he
>>33119229
Pic, or I don't believe you Sticker-senpai
>>33119237
He's obviously a girl (male).
>>33119202
You can have custom shirts made for pretty cheap, man. Best part is that the SCK name without the olympic rings is very discreet, as in the one Polt herself wears.
>>33119243
>implying that makes a difference
>>33119278
>>33119202
I make shirts. Email me
[email protected]
>>33118165
I was actually planning similar... keep eye on thread... probably won't advertise till ready to order....