Potato Cannon

>>33106164
A potato

red potato

>>33106164
A rock tied with a length of cord tied to it which is in turn tied to your testicles

>>33106164
build more then unleash a potato barage on your nearest tard school

sweet potato

giant hairball

>>33106164
A live kitten. You must load and fire the kitten and post pics.

>>33106164
Obvious Dragon Dildo

A live rat. You must load and fire the rat and post pics.

These things are pretty fun. Be careful not to blow up the chamber it can be a bad day

and use a yam

>>33106345
LoL this

As many kitchen knives as possible. All tied together at their bottoms.

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>>33106164
1. Load wadding
2. Insert handpicked cut in half water bottle filled with dog shit with 9mm sprinkled in
3. fire directly upwards

>>33106164
A piss jug at a wall from 10 feet

yellow potato

>>33106192
Reroll

purple yam

>>33106192
2 entire cans of loose can of Copenhagen original into your mouth from no less than 9 feet away

Giant wax slug

>>33106164
A sweet potato, the best potato.

>>33106164
a pound of black powder and a cannonball.

golf balls wrapped in duct tape

>>33106164
A beehive, with bees.

Spam.

>>33106164
300 22s

>>33106511
DING DING DING

>>33106511
Now the question is the entire can including the can or a cylindrical cut out of spam.

>>33106511
make sure you cum on it first

>>33106539
I'd say push the barrel into a piece of spam, such that the barrel is filled with a cylindrical slug of spam.

>>33106192
re-rollin

A rock tied with a length of cord tied to it which is in turn tied to your testicles

>>33106557
Sharpen the muzzle edge of the barrel. This helps with loading potato too.

>>33106573
this man has built one before

>>33106511
Winrar

>>33106511
THE MAN WITH SOME SPAM

My suggestion is to load a small cloth patch into the barrel first with a broomstick handle.

Secondly, use some spray olive oil to grease the inside of the barrel, get a couple bottles of compressed air, flip them upside down and freeze the outside of the spam projectile.

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you are like a little baby

watch this


1-1/4" pipe fits neatly over 1" pipe. 1-1/2" pipe fits neatly over 1-1/4" pipe. You can use this to build PVC arrows that fit over your barrel, allowing you to launch projectiles with big fins, or oversized containers on the front.

Kitted out on mcmaster, price is $33 including a T joint and schrader fill valve not pictured, plus the cost of some 2", 1", and 1-1/4" PVC pipe.

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>>33106893

And the inside:

It's based on the "supah-style valve" you'll find with a quick google search.

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>>33106893
you are like a little baby

watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQk1mddwX6A

>>33106164
Grapes

>>33107024
>He cleared the streets with a whiff of grapejuice

>>33107009
Mr. Features is a national fucking treasure.

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>>33106164
>duct tape over solvent welds

>>33106164
Sweet potato

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A bottle of cider.

>>33107120
I'm not sure there are solvent welds there at all....

>>33106164
OP, you know how PVC works, right?

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>>33106164
Jar of piss

Your ballsack.
I want to see you hover over that thing and blow your balls as far as they will stretch and then snap back all saggy and slap you in the face.

>>33106164
fill it to the brim with soda

>>33106893
>>33106912

why did you Solidworks this? looks like stock hardware

>>33106164
A Sabot of Sharpened Candy Canes that were slightly melted together into a mass.