He done been killed

>>33099260
How could you do that to your own brother? It's not like he was ever going to reenter North Korean politics other than snide remarks. It's just a bad look.

>>33100047
Dictatorship politics makes you a cold motherfucker or a dead motherfucker.

>>33100047
He was going to leak Kim's true dick size.

Malaysian police have revealed that the nerve agent VX was used to kill Kim Jong-nam when he was attacked at Kuala Lumpur’s international airport.

VX is the deadliest nerve agent ever created. Just a tiny drop absorbed through the skin is enough to cause “fatal disruption of the nervous system”, according to the Council on Foreign Relations.

VX is hard to detect. It is a clear, tasteless and colourless liquid with a consistency something like engine oil.

So potent is VX that the UN classifies it as a weapon of mass destruction.

>>33100169
UN can fuck off

>>33100047
At least he didn't give him the spicy keychain.

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>the Norks have VX
Just another reason to glass the fuckers.

So they have weapons of mass destruction, huh? Guess we have to invade now. Shades of 2003.

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>>33100259
>mfw

>>33099260
>you
>the person you could have become
I guess we find out what happens when they meet.

>>33100047
>How could you do that to your own brother? It's not like he was ever going to reenter North Korean politics other than snide remarks. It's just a bad look.
Meh, China was keeping him in their pocket as a replacement for if Best Korea fell apart or needed toppling. USA has a few Kim's stashed away too, bet they're not allowed out of the country now.

Knocking him off makes a vague kind of sense from both a long-term strategic line of removing potential rivals and from a much shorter term view of ensuring that rebellious underlings have no potential figureheads on hand.

Jong Nam himself might not have wanted to get involved with that shitshow (sounds like he was happy just doing coke off hooker's tits in Macau and generally living in ridiculous luxury without doing a days work) but some of the Nork old guard are said to have liked him, even if he didn't want it, he was considered a potential leader by basically everyone.

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>VX

recommend me a chemical suite /k/.

>>33100417
just start taking low doses of vx now then in a few years when shtf youll be immune

>>33100047
>How could you do that to your own brother?
Was it even his decision?

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>>33100444

>trips
o-ok

>>33100047
>How could you do that to your own brother?

Genetic bias isn't a thing for everyone. There are just some folks who don't think special favor or treatment should be given to certain people because they're related and instead treat or deal with people for who they are, and not because they stem from the same gene pool.

>>33100193
Go away, Kimmy

>>33100047
>How could you do that to your own step-brother

fify.

Ask any dudes with half siblings and I can guarantee that 5 out of five guys would want them dead

>>33099260

He was killed with a solution of potassium cyanide and dimethyl sulfoxide. Dimethyl sulfoxide acts as an incredibly rapid carrier for the potassium cyanide as it very rapidly penetrates the skin. It's fast enough dimethyl sulfoxide by itself exposed to the hands can be tasted within minutes.

This combination allows very rapid poisoning without anything as obvious as needles. The appropriate glove and a cloth to press against the skin is all that is required.

>>33101250
You don't know shit.

HOW COULD YOU GIVE YOUR OWN BROTHER THE SPICY VX KIM?!

>>33101250
it was confirmed as vx, re-re

>>33100263
VX isnt that difficult to produce... The norcs make some more advanced shit than you think.
This being saied i dont think they have a good system to deliver it and they dont need it since they could kill literaly millions of civilists with their massive artillery before someone could react.

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>>33100169
>North Korea has weapons of mass destruction they must be stopped !!!!

Oh boy, where have I heard this before?

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>>33101598
Plenty of Tochka's and half a dozen various flavours of Scuds, all those can deliver gas if they wanted to go that way.
Course, they wont because it'd be reason enough for half the world to burn them to ash.

>>33099260
For what purpose did he kill that fat ugly motherfucker?

>>33101640
He was leeching money from NK and was living like king on his bothers expense.
They both grew up in Switzerland but one became a man to lead a country and the other one leech money for trap pussy and doing drugs.

He should've brought along that Nicolas Cage syringe.

>>33101566

VX is a shitty way to go

>>33101640

Because he went to disneyland

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I heard that the reason the two chick who wiped his face didn't die is because it was a binary agent. Each chick had one half of the VX nerve agent.

>>33100417
>recommend me a chemical suite /k/.

atropine injectors always on standby

>>33101225
Step-siblings and half-siblings are different. I would do anything for my half-brother, but don't give a shit what happens to my step-sister until it comes time to inheritance. The old man better not give that spoiled brat a single red cent.

>>33101709
Women should never be given inheritance, really. They already get loads of money from whatever husband they marry.

>>33101598
>VX isnt that difficult to produce

This is only true if you give a fuck about not killing all your chem workers.

Obviously the norks don't, but I have to wonder how sustainable their VX production is if they're potentially killing a bunch of workers each productions run.

>>33101750
They dont manufacture the thing,they got stockpile supplies from USSR during the cold war era.
I wont be surprised if they have other biochem weapons on the ready.

>>33101766
well shit

I wonder what else they have lying around in their warehouses

>>33101750
VX was invented in Britain in the 50s. It ISN'T hard to make. There are instructions for it on the wikipedia article.

>>33101773
When USSR was no more they abandoned Vozrozhdeniya island with more anthrax produced,packed and berried that will be ever be needed to wipe this planet few times over.
So they probably have enough for their defense and then some.
I like NK because it keeps other empires in check,if they attack it will hurt a lot.

>>33101622
>TFW the only reason we didn't regime change North Korea was because they had nukes

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anyone suspect someone else killed his brother? NK asked for the corpse to do an autopsy - was denied, assassins not NK nationals, happens quickly after NK tested missiles.

Might it be another country killing Kim's brother as a message to Kim? What evidence is there Kim ordered it?

>>33102008
That is is though many questions and no answers.
We are yet to see how western forces will use this momentum in their reason for possible conflict scenario.

>>33099260
he a good boi he go to korean church he gon turn his life around he go to school he a gud boi

he din du nuffin

>>33102032
>is it*

>>33100417
Buy VX instead

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Assassination occurred a day after the DPRK missile test ... Could have been a warning from US/NATO, with the Kim Jung Un cover story prepackaged and ready to roll. It's not as though the Norks get a right of reply to what's presented in the Western MSM

>>33102087
>It's not as though the Norks get a right of reply to what's presented in the Western MSM
Malaysia is west?

>>33101689
>it was a binary agent. Each chick had one half of the VX nerve agent.

Then wouldn't the second chick to touch him die also?

>>33102105

malaysia is common diplomatic go between for west and NK

>>33102114
So that's a no then. Malaysia and their media are not western.

>>33101705
this.
either you have a duodote, or atropine... and lots of it

>>33102008
I suspected that initially, but four Norks leaving the country together on a reserved flight that was scheduled an hour after the hit went down is a pretty suspicious smoking gun to me

>>33101654
Literally bullshit the post, bravo for winning the most stupid post award anon

>>33102291
>t.North Korean
sure if you say so.

>>33102107
Only if the agent touched her skin. She may very well have had a glove or something similar.

>>33102263

good point. it is suspicious though not a smoking gun. could be they were tipped off and left before being detained

>>33101689
Well, they're not dead yet.
Most of the precursors in VX are pretty inimical to anything living and severely will fuck your shit up. That was one of the 'fun things to know' during chem warfare training is that the whole area once its been dosed is just all kinds of poisonous once its degrades down from the VX state back to its more basic chemical compounds. Lot of Northern Iraq and down south got covered in the shit and the locals are still slopping out mutant kids 30-40 odd years later.

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Malaysian are sneaky aren't they?
Report confirmed that they already got DNA sample for Kim Jong Nam son's (Kim Han Sol) by smuggling him from marauding eyes of journalist (and possible North Korea RGB agent) wearing a full gear of Royal Malaysian Police STAFOC officer. So, Kim Han Sol is probably one them here when they arrived around 0140 a.m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4yNe5VzSq0

>>33102128

No. Indeed Malaysian is the only neutral place in South East Asia where North Korean and South Korea can meet. Malaysia position as neutral non-aligned state is kinda holding a special privilege between North and South Korea. As the result, for example. Malaysia among few nations where its citizen can visit North and South Korea without VISA.

>>33101250
DMSO tastes like garlic

>>33102868
why is that guy so close to him he looks like hes trying to kiss him through his balaclava.

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>>33103051

Its all on perspective anon..

>>33100169
One drop of VX can kill a whole fucking room of people, it must have been heavily diluted if that was it. It's also a horrible way to die.

>>33102107
She was found vomiting/ill

>>33101622
But they do, have had for decades, and proudly boasted about it countless times.

>>33102087
KJU didn't have a good relationship with his bro, and the Nork media's refusal to admit that KJN is the victim, and their insistence that the victim was a Nork diplomat who died of a "heart stroke" - together with their attempts to get hold of the body as quickly as possible (including trying to break into the hospital mortuary) - point the finger at them.
The Norks tried to kill KJN before, too.

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>>33100259

>>33101822
No, I'm pretty sure the threat of Chinese retribution and a disinterest in occupying the trash dump that is North Korea was significantly more of a deterrent than their "nukes".

How did it take that long for him to be affected if he was shown on CCTV walking away with the police?

How did the dumb bitch who wiped it on him thinking it was a prank not die from touching it?

He was a fat guy. Maybe the stress of getting assaulted caused him to have a heart attack instead

>>33102916
Damn, how bad is it. I used it quite a lot in the lab and never thought to taste it

>>33099260
This image makes me remember when people talked about how much plastic surgery Un had to get after he was appointed God-King. He got his entire face changed to look more like his grandpa.

>>33102008
I would eat #4's ass

>>33102416
you aren't lying. I saw a kid with backwards feet. If I remember (and this thread is still alive) when I get home, I'll post the picture.

>>33105558
The prank story was just an excuse, they already proved she knew

>>33102008
Why kill a potential replacement Kim to send a message to the ruling one. More likely someone knocking him off to make a point to China to keep the leash tight on NK.

Or it was just KJU knocking off a possible replacement.

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>>33100259

>>33102868
>Kim Han Sol(o)
smuggler for glorious leader when

>>33101801
>Berried
Whoever pulls all that anthrax out will be crowned king nurgle

>>33103848
One drop could kill a room if it were an aerosol, not if it was just one liquid drop that couldn't actually make contact with anyone except their target.

>>33106290
Number them in ms paint so we can derail this thread.

>>33100058
"When you play the Game of Thrones, you either win or you die?"

>>33107207
King Papa Nurgle to you, Scum

>>33099260
What the hell is all this in NK? There must be oil there.

>>33100263
I feel like this should be a pretty easy thing for someone to set up. Get some hardcore gung ho ready to die MF with a low yield nuke strapped to him and drop him into NK from high up or something. Once he detonates & they confirm Un's been vaped, HC GH RtD MF's family gets taken care of. Make it look like NK had an accidental detonation or something. Is that too unrealistic?

>>33110228
With today's nuclear armed submarines and stealth bombers, nuking a country and getting away with it has never been easier. You just send up a submarine when it's cloudy (to hide from satellites) and launch. Who done it? No one has a clue.

>>33100169
>tasteless
Who died taste testing it?

>>33101822
There is literally nothing worthwhile about effecting a regime change in that country. They have nothing of value, and a population of people who actually have no idea how the outside world works. Nobody on planet earth would willingly take on the endeavor of trying to unfuck that little mountain range of a country.

Nobody blamed putin yet?

>>33099260
So, who is this Chink?

>>33105854
Pure DMSO is damn close to being nontoxic. Almost all other organic solvents are worse. DMSO just has the nasty habit of transporting contaminants through your skin, into your bloodstream.

>>33102868
>Polis
>Lolis

>>33102087
Im going with this,kim jong nam posed no threat to kim jong un's power ,it makes no sense for the DPRK leadership to assasinate him.

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>>33107752
Reminder that #4 deserves to be nutted inside

>>33105854
i didnt taste it until it was absorbed into my skin. i used to work with horses a lot and it has veterinary uses.

its not like i was drinking it from the bottle

>>33112179
a character on game of thrones

>>33100259
Kek.

>>33101709
Nigga, you've got a fractured as fuck family.

>>33102107
she was using a towel in the security cam footage. >>33102310
she didnt have any gloves

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>>33101225
>Ask any dudes with half siblings and I can guarantee that 5 out of five guys would want them dead
tfw I am the black sheep half-brother

>>33111082
The scientists creating it recognized the chemical composition would not have any flavours detectable by the human senses.

Are you the kind of retard that thinks people die when they get shot in movies?

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This one of the agents that killed him.

>>33113448
DMSO used to be popular for topical use on the west coast. It supposedly helped muscle cramps and injuries and my father being a wrestler at the time used it once or twice. He said he once used it along with Icy hot and the result was not a good one.

>>33116216

She could gas me if you know what I mean.

>>33116216
Ev....Evidence, anon? The bone is willing, but would like to more than just once.

A lot of the debate in this thread is hilarious. It's probably the first time I've seen people seriously ask the question 'Why would KJU do something nonsensical and murderous?'

>>33116348
Are you saying you would huff nerve gas from her anus and lick the rim clean, so to speak?

>>33106315
>I'll post the picture.
Nah, thanks mate but already got enough nightmare fuel tucked away in the back of my brain.
Saddam was pretty fond of the mustard and tabum types, with the odd bit of sarin, slopped that shit around all through the 80's like drunk teenager, around Basra and the lower Kurdish cities you'd get all kinds of fucking crazy stuff like limbs or eyes missing, strange skin conditions and cancer everywhere. There's literally entire areas with enough uxo in them full of mustard gas (or worse) to wipe out a good sized town several times over, all its gunna take is some camel kicking or plough running over one and pop, you're all falling down.

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>>33100047

>>33102916
Soo...a Korean wouldn't notice it?
>dat BO senpai

>>33100047

It could serve a message to his own people and his own underlings. If this guy iced his uncle and his older brother he has zero reservations about icing you.

>>33107556

Good shout. The japan subway incident shows how relatively ineffective nerve agents are when the user lacks a way to aerosolize them.

I dunno but this is straight out cold war shit and I love it. It's like we're back in the 70-80s where political assassinations in the broad daylight were actually a thing.

>>33100169
Should have sent Sean Connery and Nicholas cage to save him.

>>33100060
underrated

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>>33115971
fucking cuckspawn i hate you

>>33099260
Why doesn't anyone use this use of a "WMD" as an excuse to just take DPRK off the map?

>>33121092
China fir one thing.

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>>33121282
Think China's rapidly getting sick of their shit and cut off their coal imports from NK recently. Not that it really amounts much to China in terms of money, but might be a bit of a hit to NK. Russians will still suck Kim's dick for cheap siberian labourers and do their usual la-la-la ignore it and it doesn't really happen.