>ask friend if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me >he says no

>>33094080
Your friend is lame

>>33094080
I'll go shooting with you anon

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>ask friend if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me
>he says nothing
>I have no friends

>>33094080
iktf. My friend bought his first (and likely only ever) handgun, but never wants to come shooting with me because being around people with guns makes him anxious. He also complains about cleaning his gun, even though it can be done in 10 minutes

>>33094080
>ask if friend wants to go shooting
>he says he's not interested
>two sentences later
>"DUDE WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AR NOBODY NEEDS IT"

>Declining to go out blasting things for free
Your friend is a normie of the worst kind and should be removed from your life.

>>33094080
>STOP NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE
Let people be themselves. God damn.

>>33094182
Dude cleaning a gun is half the fun of shooting a gun.


You anons in this thread need better gunbros.

>>33094195
Liberal/10

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>>33094080
address plz :-)

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>>33094080
>go through my contacts to see who want to go to the range
>remember I have no friends
>go anyway

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>antigun coworker wants to learn to shoot because "muh trump=hitler"
>don't feel like getting into politics so I agree to take her
>think this might be my chance to turn her progun like /k/ keeps telling me
>she's nervous but eases into it
>next day at work overhear her talking to some other people
>"Yeah nobody needs to have those things. I shot some and it was like holding death in your hands."
>"They need to outlaw these people shaped targets too, it's helping people train for murder. Circle targets are just fine."
>Now everytime someone tries to debate her on guns she says "well I've fired them and have experience so I know what I'm talking about" whenever someone calls her out on bullshit

Don't fall for the bringing people to the range meme. I need to go out far into the wilderness where I can't encounter retardation anymore.

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>Ask friend if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me
>Declines saying there's no need for guns in 2017 and asks if we go to the local moque to pray instead

>>33094420
If you shoot paper targets, they win.

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>>33094399
>Taking a woman to your fortress of solitude
Range redpills only work on men. Gets them in touch with that ancient warrior of yore feeling. Women have no such impulses. Should have taken her to gather berries or some shit

>>33094458
hunter and gahterers mane

>>33094458
This is why trannies are top tier women. They're not women.

>>33094522
I will never understand how people can like trannies.

>>33094399
Well ahh.. I guess trumpler's goons are going to take away her pronouns, hair dye and beloved illegal immigrant criminals away unopposed!
:^)

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>>33094661
It just werks. All the convenience of being gay without having to like dicks, man sweat, or body hair.

>>33094661
the obsession is mostly sexual and limited to that regard hence most transvestites just kill themselves or return to being normal after they reach a peak point where they no longer look passable as females.

>>33094080
What if you are actually a spergy tripfag?
I sure as shit wouldn't want to go shooting with them.

>>33094713
If they pass young they'll pass old. If they start old (18+) there's no hope for them long run.

>>33094288
i enjoy guns immensely, but i still hate cleaning. You don't have to like every part of a hobbie

>>33094080
maybe he doesn't actually like you

>>33094080
is "shooting" and "ammo" an euphemism to engage in homosex?

>>33094080
your friend is gay.

Seriously, not even an hour ago I got told the same thing. Fucking normies man, "We're in PA visiting her parents." fuck off with that gay shit, come blow pop cans up with me.

>>33094080
Make new friends who have similar interests

>>33095172
>make new friends
>after the age of 20

lolno

>>33095232
Most High school friends aren't your real friends anon. You will learn that soon.

>>33094710
Gross. Trannies shouldn't own firearms because they have a mental disorder.

>>33095297
No shit but I still have friends from high school whom I am close to

>>33095393
As we all should. But it is possible to make friends until you die. Doesn't stop after 20 numb nuts.

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>>33095318
>[mental disorder] shouldn't be allowed to own guns
Muh slippery slope
Muh tyrannical government
Muh government encroachment
Muh 2A rights

>friend ask me if I want to go shooting with him
>I've been playing CoD all day
Fucking hell man

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>>33094080
I know this feel

>>33094080
>wanting to shoot with other people
Literally why?

>>33094458
I unironically agree

>>33094080
>Ask friend to go shooting
>"No that sounds boring
As far as I know his hobbies are drinking in bars, taking selfies and sucking cock like the fag he is.

>>33094080
You forgot to add:
>Be overweight and smelly
>Thinks co-worker who speaks two words to me per day is my """friend""
>Give off school shooter vibes
>ask friend if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me
>he says no

>>33095410
Mental disorder detected

>>33094685
>t. Mr. A. Leppo

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>>33095318
>people shouldn't be allowed to own guns if (You) think they're "gross"
Go fuck yourself.

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>>33094080
'sup nutnfancy

>>33094195
I wonder what his girlfriend's boyfriend thinks.

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>>33094080

How many times have you muzzle swept him?

>>33094288
Cleaning guns stresses me out

>waiting for any friend to call me to go shooting
>remember i'm french and in france
>decide to shoot myself
>remember i'm french and in france

>>33096043
Lol why?

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>ask friend if he wants to go spooning, TV license on me
>he calls the hate crime police

>>33096103
Partly because I want to do it perfectly and partly due to insecurity and I feel like I'm too stupid to not mess up my expensive guns

>>33094458
>taken her to gather berries or some shit
Kek
Good shit anon.

>>33095926
Get your panties out of your ass princess, it's all satire. What do I care if you like sucking penis.

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>>33096576
Something something Poe's law, something something fuck authoritarians.

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>>33094080
>>33094080
>be me in 8th grade
>dad has 40 weapon arsenal at the time including all major American WWII firearms with multiple redundancies
>ask my best friend who says he loves guns to go shooting and camping with us
>says no

>says no for 8 fucking years of offering
>fast forward to now
>he goes off to college
>some faggot with a bubba'd plastic SKS and a "laser scope" asks him if he wants to go shooting first week of term
>"YES! TAKE ME, TAKE ME!"

>my fucking face when he brags about mag dumping an "M56A1 MOD 0"

>>33096086
Holy shit my sides

>>33096217
Unless you own a g11 i dont understand where things would get stressful

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>plan range day with friends
>set up a day about a month and a half in advance for Friend One so he so he can ask for PTO on the day of
>a month and a half advances
>Friend Two's wife says he is no longer allowed to go
>whipcrack.mp4
>ask Friend One if we're still on
>"yeah man I'll ask my supervisor tomorrow whoops we're busy now so actually I won't bother asking"
>if only we had set aside time to ask well in advance

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>>33094080
>ask friend of she wants to go shooting, ammo on me
>she says yes

>>33097911
>friends

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>>33094080
>ask a life long buddy of mine if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me
>he has shit taste in guns and likes Aks but hes a good guy all around
>"hey man, i'd love to! But I'm stuck in DC right now because of work... how about next week?"
>this is the 4th or so time because he recently got promoted and is in the big league now
>whenever he's in town he's usually busy doing normie shit with his fiancee
>shes progun and super for his hobby but he wants to spend time with her and never has time to hang out and go shooting
>tfw we used to go spend days camping and shooting at the ranch with our buddies drinking and doing stupid shit
>tfw i bought an FAL last month and havent even shot it yet because i want him to get the first go since he always wanted to shoot one
>tfw deep down i know he still considers me his best friend since he was the only one who didnt forget my birthday and got me a sphinx sdp
>tfw i still feel like i dont even know him anymore

>>33097201
Good argument, enjoy your aids in hell though.

>>33094080
He probably doesn't trust your dumb ass to not muzzle sweep him.

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>>33098897
tfw I'm legitimately suggesting you kys to ease the pain

>>33094080
Maybe he has a girlfriend, or a job, or responsibility.

>>33098897
You're hang over 3 allen bro, makes me cry every time when i see that movie

>>33098897
Talk to his fiancée. If she's anything like mine, she'll encourage him to have fun with you.

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> asks imaginary friend if he wants to go shooting, ammo on me
> he says no

>ask wife if she wants to go shooting with me
>"do we have any .22? Your big rifle is too heavy."
my "big rifle" is a K31. I haven't seen .22 on a store shelf in town in years.

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>Invite friend and his cousin to go shoot innawoods
>I even bought tannerite
>They never responded
>Still have tannerite
>Debating mixing it right the fuck now and running it through with a bayonet

>>33095435
Don't be a dick. You can have more than one person a stall if you are in a group.

>>33094288
Holy shit I hate disassembling and cleaning my guns...

Look at this like this. I love cooking great meals, prepping the ingredients exactly, adding flavor to the dish expertly... but when it's all done, I fucking hate cleaning the dishes and re-sharpening my knife.

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>>33100020
>>"do we have any .22? Your big rifle is too heavy."
>my "big rifle" is a K31

>tfw ask myself if I want to go shooting, ammo on me
>he says no

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> friend asks if we can go shooting, ammo on me
> i say no
I don't like being the only one of my friends with guns and ammo.

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>>33100109
>wake up on an off day and laze around in bed and read the news
>lift my blanket up and my raifu asks to go shooting, ammo in her
>pull my blanket down and cuddle her while taking a short nap
>went on a biking trip with my neighbor
>washed my doggos when I get back home
>realize I probably won't have time to shoot in a while since I have to fly out to Washington soon for work
I am a horrible human being

>>33098897
Hey dude, it's me. I visit this board too.

Had no idea you felt that way. If it makes you feel better though, we've both drifted our separate ways, and it's alright to move on.

Just don't worry about it, and go shoot your gun. I'm pretty busy these days, and it's a little creepy/possessive that you still think you're my "best friend". I barely even think about you anymore.

>>33100410
Allen? I didn't peg you for a /k/ommando

>>33097323
i đied a little anon

>work shitty gun retail job
>old mutual friend from high school that I've reconnected with because we are the only two still here is contemplating law enforcement
>he's black
>offer to start shooting with him to give pointers, he lives in the guest house at our mutual friend's ranch
>mutual friend's dad starts shooting with us, it's his private range after all
>friend's dad is empty nester with nothing to do
>we both look forward to shooting every Wednesday before lunch, but black friend's girlfriend doesn't like it
>now it's just me and friend's dad
>we sit and drink beer after range day and watch the sunset
>"I never thought I'd be retired and rich at 55 with a 23 year old drinking buddy"
>"heh... at least we have each other Mr. Anon. Good shooting today."
Life is suffering and I'm drunk.

>>33100427
>allen
>
As you said, you "don't even know me anymore". I don't know you either, and I no longer care to do so.

>>33100506
I'm actually a third person who just used the first name to come to mind and that happened to be Allen. It's basically a trap meant to fuck with people.

>>33100044
Fuck that me and my friends take up a lane a head and laugh and talk shit loudly until everyone else leaves

>>33100070
As a shooting chef, i disagree. I love cleaning guns.

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>>33094080
>friend

GTFO, normie.

>>33094754
This.

>>33094174
>buy guns to try to spark social life
>doesn't work
>I have no friends

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>>33094754
>>33101092
Same. People going on about loving cleaning their guns is a meme. I really enjoy guns, photography, and computers, but I still hate doing the cleaning for them and put it off as much as possible.

>>33100496
It shouldn't be too hard to convince the girl friend
His life literally depends on it

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>>33094080
>Ask friend if he wants to go shooting
>says no, because we can't own guns in here

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>>33094288
I dislike cleaning anything

although I force myself with my guns as its a matter of necessity, especially with corrosive ammo

usually I put on some classic rock, stoner rock, psychedelic rock, doom metal or sludge metal and turn 10 minutes worth of work into an hour's worth of work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXMUhnkj58k&t=10s

>ask colleagues to go at the range with me
>"real guns are too dangerous and expensive"
>hear them talk about airsoft all the time

shooting with fellow kommandos is great. You can shitpost irl with sounding like an autist

>>33094080
>friend asks me if i want to go shooting, ammo on him
>sperg out about people paying for me, say no

>>33095318
>tfw they declare wanting to own guns to be a mental disorder

I wish I had friends to go shooting with

>>33098897
>has shit taste in guns
>likes aks
>mutually exclusive meme

Iktf.

I've basically got my own little range back at my parents place and the only friend that has any firearm enthusiasm got drafted to play baseball in FL

>>33101098
>enter gun store
>muzzle sweeps wildly
>"b-be my frand??"

>closest friend at university is a bluepilled Swede exchange student
>asks me to take her shooting even though we've been in so many arguments where she says the 2nd amendment needs to be banned and "why do you need a gun"
>teach her proper gun and range safety, and how to shoot
>she does great, has an amazing time
>takes tons of photos to show off on FB how much fun she had
>next day Trump signs executive order restricitng immigration from the 7 highest risk countries for terrorism
>she immediately posts how she is so upset about Trump's "muslim ban"
>next time I see her I tell her I'm filling out the paperwork for a CCW
>she talks down to me about "why do you need to carry a gun" and "dont talk to me about those things you know they upset me"

What a fucking shame, shes been acting like a total bitch to me ever since

>>33095232

Sorry for your shitty life, chief.

>>33103325

Fuck the liberal out of her.

>>33095232
He's right tho.

Grown men don't really make friends, just aquintences. Only in my case the cut off was 25.

>>33094080
>OP
>autistic
>meme arrow storyteller
>frogposter
Your friend is a dork, but without more info I don't see anything wrong.

>>33103505

No thanks, shes nor blonde or blue eyed and I dont stick my dick into girls who have a screw loose

>>33103629
Rape her then. Show her why cute girls need to be strapped at all times.

>>33094661
>like dick
>like the female form

That's how. Pretty simple.

>>33094174
Could it possibly be because you post on 4chan?
Watch anime?
Have loser hobbies?
It isn't rocket science.

>>33100034
I dont think a bayoney charge is fast enough to detonate it. A bullet needs to be going fasy enough for it to go off.

>>33103116
No excuse for a man to sexually want another male. Shit is wrong and you know it. Freak.

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>>33102618
Mein neger

>>33094522
no its
cute boys >>>>> women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>trannies

>>33100020
Protip, they have it behind the counter to keep retarded Fudds from buying it up

>>33102618

>cleaning guns isn't like sex to you

why are you here?

>>33103989

I think it's the "Watch anime" implies "Has loser hobbies"

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>>33098411
Funny enough he actually went shooting with me today after this post yesterday since he came back earlier than planned. Faget kept saying the ptr felt better than the fal but we still had a blast.
>Tfw he starts drunkenly apologizing about not being able to hang out as much as we used to
>Tfw gf pissed at me because I flaked on her
/blog