/k/ humor thread

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>>33089898
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE ATF DINDU NUFFIN EVER

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>>33089898

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>>33089898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2sWiZ8BizI

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>>33089951

>>33089898
Fuck dogs
If I had to arrest someone and their dog even looked like starting shit I would shoot it

>>33091123
>/k/ - traps
I'm ok with that

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>>33089898

>>33090957
This guy needs to make more videos!

>>33091220
No, he doesn't.

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Remove martian

>>33091794

I literally just got an erection

This has to become a thing

>>33091794
This doesnt feel me with laughter, it feels me with pride.

>>33089898
Oh, it will.
If SpaceX is any indication, we'll be on Mars pretty soon. And what's happened almost literally every time a successful country colonizes a new land?
That's right, soon the colony goes through it's angry teenager phase and tells Mommy-country to go fuck herself. This either ends in brutal repression or violent revolution, sometimes even both!

>>33091850

That'd be some scary shit.

Wake up one day and all of a sudden, the chatter from Mars has gone silent. The government freaks out and sends a military force to investigate.

They get engaged and boom, we have our first war waged between planets.

>>33091794
Are there any stories/greentexts where oper8ors or somesuch are using good-ole-fashioned kinetics in a space battle against Ayys/plasma weapon shit?

Like; Ayys try to board human Star Destroyer, spend fucking forever trying to pummel a 6ft thick lead hull with what is essentially light-jizz. They board the vessel when Bleep-Blorp's fucking head explodes. As the other Ayys wonder why the human weapon didn't cause the smaller, super-heated wounds they're familiar with, they all realize they're deaf from the shot. If they could read lips (and speak english) they'd know that the human was yelling something about 'Stopping Power' while waving around a 1911.

>>33091890

BLYAT O.O

>>33091850
>>33091860
Explain to me how mars could become self sufficient and I'll accept your premise

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>>33091890

>>33091908

I mean, it's far-fetched, but terraforming and blind luck?

We'll probably nuke ourselves to oblivion before that though.

#HappyThoughts

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>>33089898

>>33092160
Ebin 2010 memecenter meme my friend :^)

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>>33089898

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>>33091833
>>33091834
Glad that it is so, /k/omrades. Have some more. Mosins to Mars! Fund it!

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>>33092739

>>33094001
at no point did anyone say
"uh, hey, is it just me or does our tank look like it has a chode?"
how the fuck does that get through?

>>33094001
Hahaha benis :DDDD

>>33091794
I rember when i made that thread

>>33095080
It was breddy gud, yeah.

>>33091869
look at the /wfg/ thread?

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>>33090957
Lurk more kid.

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>>33095573
das shit be deep

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>>33095639
>>33095686

>>33095573
>>33095624
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>>33095727
more please

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>>33095750

>>33091247


jesus...backstory?

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>>33095765

>>33091829
I've seen this so many times, but it never ceases to make me laugh.

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>>33095782

>>33095774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0_ttM8bak

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>>33095823
Last one.

>>33091247
Did he just fucking dolphin dive holy shit what the fuck

>>33095833
What a dump, kek. You made me actually like Dalai Lama

>>33095840

>people actually thought supersonic propeller-driven flight was possible until that abomination was built

>>33096318
We should make dronified version of these and fly them 24/7 over ISIS/Al-Qaeda at 2000 feet AGL.

>>33091869
This made me laugh harder than I've laughed in quite some time.

>>33089965
oh man why is the bottom cut off

>>33089965
moar of these please??

>>33090050
no one can read this shit

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>>33091794
Related.

>>33090064
Hey, I know that place!

>>33097751
Looks fine on my 480p CRT.

>>33091908
Terraformation is one thing. Another is creation of artificial landscapes ala greenhouse.

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>>33091869
Some good HFY that fits the catagory. It's even /k/ related!

>>33091869
There's some good humanity fuck yeah kind of stuff on this is not the true end (I think) but it's mostly /tg/ but it seems like stuff you'd like.

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>When an uppity nigger tries to block your path so with the flick of a wrist and the twitch of a finger you excavate his torso and dump his guts down the front of the brother standing behind him.

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here's some more HFY for ya'll

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>>33091981
damn i felt dumb for shooting a corner of my range bag. That guy must really feel retarded, since he will never live that down.

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>>33099212
If you're gonna post HFY, at least make it the good stuff. And maybe tangentially /k/ related.

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>>33099697
And the unofficial sequel

Does anyone have the Terminator .gif?
The one with
>your knee when .45

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>>33099747
A-yup

>>33090107
moar plz

>>33091964
what the fuck is that stick?

>>33092309
You know he dead

>>33100177
Showing bullet trajectory.

>>33095840
I imagine the unlucky bastard who were ground control for this thing took turns with a game of chance, coin toss, drawing straws, paying each other with money or beer.

>>33097795
How the fuck would you get a B-52 to Sirius? You sure can't fucking fly it there.

>>33101216
The same way they'd get all the other supplies for a colony, I suppose

>>33099714
God damn those two were amazing

>>33099304
You don't know about the firing hand exaggerated j hook? fudd.

>>33098118
Good shit from the days when /k/ was really awesome

>>33101216
why not? planes fly in the air I'm sure they could fly to mars

>>33101560
This.
I never understood why they built rockets and space shuttles in the first place...

>>33101585
>tfw two smart four the nasa

>>33092758
>WE ARE OF HAVING YOUR BACKS COMRADE!
Fucking lost it. Please let this become a thing.

>>33101216
The last one was a continuation of the Ma Deuce greentext

>>33101585
>yfw B52 with a bit more superior engines got to outer space and was lightspeed towed to a new planet
>sad thing it hadnt enough antirad sealing so noone could be inside when towed

>>33095782
Press checks are for retards. You should know when your gun is and isn't loaded

>>33099697
how is a war not /k/ related?

>>33090050
20/20 VISION FAGS BTFO

>>33093908

I wouldn't worry about it

>>33097795

Actually, if I had to shoot any gun without earpro, it would be the M2. It's loud when you're in front of it, but surprisingly quiet behind. I'm sure there's science behind it, but I'm not gonna pretend like I know.

>>33101350
I think he's referring to the fact that the magazine in her gun has been put in fucking backwards. Even if this was a staged photo it takes some serious incompetence to not know how to put the fucking magazine in the right way around.

>>33098404
I like /tg/ but mostly for good, long, insane stories usually in the fantasy genre (they rarely have good sci-fi posts imo)

I usually go to reddit's hfy sub for this kinda stuff but there's not nearly enough /k/-related there for me.

>>33101964
Long barrel, all the gasses are pushed forward, closed bolt short-recoil blowback action.

>>33089965
120 proof is only 60%
120% proof is retarded. "120 feet meters"

So basically whoever made this is underaged and an retard

>>33091123
>traps from space
fucking kek

>this thread
>CTRL+F
>"humor"
>"laughter"
>0 results
Typical /k/ "humor" thread.

>>33102557
Anon cannot into fun

>>33099697
Could you refresh my memory on whay HFY means

>>33104899
Humanity fuck yeah

>>33101894
Fuck off with this meme.

>>33102535
Fucking kek

>>33102557
>an retard

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>>33105363

>>33101964
The boiler plate steel the box is forged from redirects the sound!

>>33095750
I mean, I guess

>>33104947
Fuck man, I'd have to let it go.

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>>33091981
>TFW a dollar worth of ammo does hundreds in damage to your car

>>33092774
Sport bayonet is best bayonet.

>>33091824
Childish

>>33108155
Nigga, do you even know where you are?

>>33103626
I don't get it.

>>33108256

Nigga, how long have you been on this board? This isn't /b/.

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>>33109722
>>33108256
>>33108155

>>33106047
Yeah same here

>>33109722
Yeah this isn't /b/, but this is still 4chan.

To expect any level of maturity is just nuts.

>>33091908
Portal to hell opens on Demos. Import resources, capitalize on interdimensional economy.

>>33095446
Someone was doing mosins on mars about a month ago. A few people did short stories on it.

>>33111194
This is fantastic.

>>33111602
Kek

>>33104947
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>>33110249

What am I missing here?

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>>33111660
Dude hunting, I'd assume, and turkey was dumb and trusting enough to just waddle up to his gun to investigate.

>>33100177
Looks like a chopstick of decent quality. either purchased by someone who frequently enjoys tech support food at home, or frequents higher-end restaurants that dont use the little bamboo twigs that come packaged in the red paper we've all seen at least once.

>>33111684

Gotcha, you guys meant let it go as in "let the turkey go". I was trying to figure out why this would make you have to sell your gun.

>>33099697
Pretty shitty HFY

If all 11 fleets had dropped in at the same time they would have been victorious. Sending the fleets one at a time built confusion and anxeity but according to the logs after each fight they were nearly defeated at wave 10. Had all arrived at the same time they could have wiped the aliens out. Even if the 11th wave was a bunch of worthless space junk with thrusters the humans seemed quite willing to die for the greater good.

Using the none combat ships to vector towards the homeworld at max speed would have shattered the enemy formation as they broke off to try and melt away thousands of ships trying to crater the planet. The resulting break would mean the actual combat ships would have been destroyed by the humans.

>>33111880
I think the point was that it took humanity 2 years between each wave to actually build the next one. And this is when humanity has reached a point of mass starvation and making war-ships the prime production output of our collective planets/territories.

>>33111602
If you look carefully you can see their reflection and they are wearing a gas mask

>>33090050
But gun design did peak with Our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning. Eugene Stoner was a punk, and John Browning would have whooped his ass.

>>33111732
Is it just really underdeveloped or Black?

>>33114069
I thought they were the same

>>33097751
>>33101923
>What is zooming ?
I bet you use the Yotsuba skin.

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>>33096318
give a guy a fit on the flight line.

>>33095750
This is retarded. Reloads should be done by keeping the rifle as level as possible. This serves the purpose of not only keeping your rifle on station but it also tells you where to look for the thread. Fuck off Tibetan

>>33099697
Moar, recommend me scifi books themed like this

>>33095808
Damn, what year was this? I live in the Detroit metro but I moved here after this happened.

>>33111602
Safety first!

>>33115475
I can tell that this meme has some historical context. can someone explain it?

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>>33094001

>>33115563
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dr%C3%B8bak_Sound

Norwegian fort fights off a German flotilla

>>33115611
when Pierre drives into an 88 battery and your 37mm-resistant armor is now only slowing down your shitty H35

>>33115632
thanks, have a (you) for your help.

>>33090050
Anyone has the óne that's a screencap of a bunch of posts describing different guns?

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>>33089951
>>33090050
>>33090064
>>33090430
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>>33099200

/b/ kiddies go home this is ylyl tier cancer

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>>33115798
kek ok newfag. you wouldn't know humor even if it were in a 5.56 round going through your skull.

>>33095823
I might get around to properly Spurdo-ing this

>>33115798
>still falling for the mass posting meme

Damn, you're autistic.

>>33115798
>He goes to a humour thread to tell people to stop posting goofy memes
Whadda faggot

>>33108121
Holy shit he got the 200 headshots needed to unlock the "electric orange" skin.

>>33108407
The "ATF browses /k/ meme, we post some silly things now and then.

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>>33089898
>dat pic

>>33094001
Ah, the liberal feminist's worst nightmare.
The penis thing that goes up.

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turn right on martin luther king bulevard

>>33116721
kek. The MLK in Houston is dangerous as fuck.

>>33091869
Firstly, fucking kek.

Secondly, Star Trek First Contact showed Picard removing some drones with a tommy gun, thus making me wonder why away teams on Voyager weren't just armed with replicated SPAS-12's or whatever.

Also Stargate is mostly about the Air Force introducing ayylmaos to glorious(ly expensive) 5x7.

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>>33115881
Mein Krieger

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>>33105363
The guy in the lower left looks exactly like the kind of people that shoots their schools up.

>>33117080
thats not the left

>>33117080
*right

>>33090050
I have a c96, but a master in political science (and a job) not history. I bought it for the reasons listed...

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>>33097751

>>33116729
>The MLK in ANYWHERE is dangerous as fuck

Fixed it for you

>>33117080
>balding and beard
classic numale, I bet he's there to convince the girls he's progressive and worldly

>>33117268
Classic

>>33091981
When I was a kid my dad used his Heritage Rough Rider to shoot a grouse that was in our driveway. The shot (.22) bounced and put a hole in our Aluminum boat. I noticed it when we were loading up to go fishing the next day.

>>33099697
Do you have the one HFY that ends with turning swords into plowshares.

>>33114752
Doug Dandridge's Exodus and Refuge books (SciFi and sort of a reverse Gate series respectively). But he either has no editor or a crappy one, so enjoy a misspelled word or bad grammar every few pages in his early work.

John Ringo has some good stuff in his Live Free or Die, Legacy of the Aldanata, and Looking Glass Series.

Mike Williamson and Larry Correia both have some stuff I'd tentively put in the vein, but Mike is more human vs human and Larry is Human vs Monster. But both are /k/ as fuck.

If you don't mind braving the shithole that is reddit, the hfy subreddit has some good stuff. I've even written some well received stuff and put it up there.

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>>33117971
Don't think so. Sorry.

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>>33118256
2 edgy 4 me

>>33105363

Cookie monster is a patriot you filthy bonger gits.

>>33118090
Thats okay I just like reading HFY stories. It keeps the ember of hope for humanity going.

>>33091794
But no one can hear your screams in space anon.

>>33097974
>>33091974
To terraform a planet you have to have tectonic plate activity. Mars' tectonic plates stopped moving a long, long time ago.

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>>33089898
>A(tustic) T(errier) F(uckers)

more like autistic turd fondlers t b h

>>33093932

This is underrated. What poor taste to use a competitors weapon, a weapon which was directly pitted against the AK in Russian military trials.

I know everyone prefers SKS for criminal purposes, but FFS poor Kalashnikov is spinning in his box.

>>33111732

ruthless

>>33111732
Fuck...... gets me every time.

>>33089965
I read this in the, "fuck you Baltimore" used car ad voice

>>33102442
>I usually go to reddit's hfy sub

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE

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>>33091794
kinetic weapons are just better

>>33120882
>not being able to appreciate media or ideas because they come from an arbitrary "other" group

>>33117217

Waco TX isn't. I have no idea why this is not the case.

>>33118256
Angel of the Cube right there.
"Knife Angel" by charles bradley. Likely to be touring the UK about now

>>33118439
We could nuke the core. No seriously, look it up.

/r/ing the greentext about the guy who shot the home invader with a 20mm

>>33092309
>>33100188
They're gonna shoot his lunch for him

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>>33122102
this one?

>>33121943
And have fun paying for that hole.

>>33124082
no this guy said he shot one of the burglers and the shot perforated his eardrum and left said burgler without a torso

>>33124074
Ah, glorious! I wonder, there used to be a second part floating around, do you happen to have it as well?

>>33104947
That turkey is just another /k/omrade. He saw the fancy gun and wanted to give it a once over.

>>33118256
I want to launch it in a trebuchet

>>33098482
When it gets stopped by his oversized wifebeater.

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>>33099714
Holy fucking shit, that's a rad set of stories.
[spoiler]Is it safe to assume the final fleet was probably a single massive transport ship named either "DRAGON," "BEAST," or "SATAN?"[/spoiler]

>>33117217
Ironically, Baltimore's MLK isn't bad.

>>33116769

You mean 5.7?

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>when you see a new crossdresser on /k/

>>33128619
you still have the goat skin?

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>>33128683
and the head

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heh nothing personal kid

>>33129181
Now I'm just curious as to whether or not a playing card could actually stop a gun from firing like that.

I'm guessing no, but still curious.

>>33128741
Kill yourself you fuckin degenerate

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Anyone have humorous photos such as this? I'm looking for the one where the guy ends up fucking the guy he killed.

>>33091981
I burnt the paint off the top of my honda while using it to stabilize my AR when shooting.

>>33129268

this works with hard plastic or extremely stiff/thick cardboard cards but not with normal playing cards

>>33124253
Oh yeah. I get that.

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>33130493

>>33090343
You're not a cop. You're likely not even capable of running more than a hundred feet without beads of sweat running down your fat jowls. You're an antisocial fatso with no accomplishments. These are the only people who don't like dogs.

>>33117169
My take away from this is that unless I own a USP I'm a terrible person. No fun allowed here.

>>33118069
David Weber's and John Ringo's Empire of Man was a great read imo. Thanks for the other suggestions.

>>33092758
Trump is president. WHERE IS MUH CLAIM JUMPIN'!

>>33117217
eh its not that bad in Wilmington, NC

thats probably because its a freeway over a swamp but whatever

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>Best AR-15 manufacturer.

>>33131960
projecting/10

>>33133084
I don't understand the joke.

>>33131960
This desu, no decent person hates dogs, it's a straight-forward indicator of maladjustment. If you don't love something that will love you unconditionally and try to make you love it, you are the problem.
>b-but Chinks and Muslims all hate dogs
exactly

>>33132227
The HK one is pretty insulting, just more subtle and ironic. Patrician humor for a patrician gun.

>>33133191
You're genuinely unintelligent if you think all dogs are bundles of love waiting to be unwrapped, especially if you happen to be in a less than cordial altercation with their owner. The dog may be doing what it thinks is right but that doesn't make it any less of a threat.

>>33128741
Aren't you the degenerate queer that ruined nuggetfest for everyone?

>>33133242
>I can think of a very specific situation where a dog's love is twisted into violence therefore dogs aren't loving
How old were you when you had more cats than you had limbs?

>>33133191
>>33131960
>m-muh dogs are man's best friend
>a-anyone that doesn't like them is a bad person

Dogs are overly energetic, noisy slobber machines. Snakes are objectively superior.

>>33133178
WHAT DOES SMUCKERS MAKE?

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>>33125263
because fuck him and his tacked on sig

>>33133309
jelly

>>33133350
AND....

>>33133407
ice cream toppings

>>33091794
>you will never kill spaceniggers from the door of a dropship with an M2 and watch their bodies flail about in low G
Why even live

>>33133288
>implying that's what I said at all
Dogs are a potential hazard, and should be shot if they act in aggression against you. The same goes for people if that makes it easier to swallow.
>baseless accusations of twisting the discussion
This "very specific situation" is the situation the first poster brought up and the one we are presently discussing.
>hurr you must be a crazy cat lady if you don't like slobbering bags of mindless affection
I'm not a critter person. They're needy and offer little in terms of actual companionship, people just project their own ideas of an ideal companion onto the animal because it cannot object. Basically the same thing anime fans do with their waifus. I find it deplorable when some weirdo talks to their dog as though it were a child. They pretend it understands them and they understand it when really the stupid thing just follows its instincts. Evolution has trained them to pander to us. Really amazing if you think about it, our impact on ecology as an apex predator. I digress, they all smell bad and I don't want to deal with their shit on my property, in a box, in a bag, in a pile of woodchips or whatever hamsters hang out in, fuck all that.

>>33133452
Your entire post proves my point. You dislike affection because you can rationalize it away as "pandering" and "instincts" and say it smells bad. How isn't that maladjusted?

>>33133307
ever consider visiting a psychologist?

>>33133435
JAM! FUCKING JAM!

>>33133508
Fruit spreads

>>33093932
im so happy that someone saved my meme

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>>33133407
Uncrustables.

>>33096302
Tenzin is based

>>33133585
Now I want to try one

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>>33133333
Nice numbers

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>>33133592

>>33133617
It was honestly one of the least offensive things I've had in an Army bagged lunch.

>>33133617
They're okay. Just a premade PB&J without crust.

>>33118553

It's their ceremonial gun you fucking dingus.

It was a military burial, not some autistic weapon forum ceremony.

>>33133508
>Jam! Fucking jam!
Bloody useless COSMOLINE

>>33090050
The fucking scary thing about these is everyone mentions Wisconsin, so I'm always getting called out.

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>>33089898

>>33094088
That guy that approved it probably thought it was hilarious.

https://youtu.be/zNjLlu9ssKo
Sweet wrist attachment for easy range cleanup

>>33133452
>should be shot if they act in aggression against you. The same goes for people if that makes it easier to swallow.
You are the reason why we cant ccw all the time.

>>33117971
http://i.imgur.com/xt2nX4s.png

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>>33130493

>>33124106
it was a "caliber 45 mm" or something, not 20 mm. thought i had it saved, but can't find it. made me giggle

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>>33134776
I have it saved somewhere but he was working with a single-shot upper on a M82A2 in his garage and a few melanin enriched gentlemen ready to culturally enrich him tore to the backyard and he had his rifle and just shot the first guy. It was a 20mm. Not the 45mm shit dicks guy
Found it
>>33124106

>>33125291
I like to believe it is the moon.
Phase drives strapped to the moon, as humanity's final weapon. A kinetic kill vehicle bigger than anything humanity could afford to build.

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>>33133333
Thanks my dude, saved and checked.

>>33089951
I think that was the reason the ATF used to raid one guy´s house. they killed his dog, his wife and one of his kids
damn

>>33091869
>They board the vessel when Bleep-Blorp's fucking head explodes
oh no, my sides
holy shit dude, it has been months since I laughed this hard

>>33099760
>your knee when .45
my sides, holy shit, this thread is gold

>>33091794

Why is there a picture of the M2, when the story is about the Mg42?

>>33115475

I read about that years ago and I love it so much.

>At 04:21 on 9 April, Eriksen gave the Main Battery guns the order to fire at the lead ship of the unknown flotilla forcing its way towards Oslo.[19] Upon giving the command, Eriksen was questioned. He responded with his now famous response; "Either I will be decorated or I will be court martialled, Fire!"

And then the torpedo battery being lead by an old retired guy who managed to sink Germany's newest cruiser with a 40 year old Whitehead torpedo.

>>33133333
quints of truth

>>33111602
good meme but why'd that nigga get the undyne flavor sexstick

>>33138213
That's Fleshlight's Freaks Alien.

>>33129181
>/tg/ outplays /k/

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>>33133307
my nigga

>>33092774
looketh upon him for he is the god of war

>>33138968
toxoplasmosisinfrontofacomputer.jpg

>>33138968
Dude what faggot website did you get this from?
They're referencing fucking Harry Potter with cats
Anon confirmed to be crazy cat autist
Literally Tumblr tier
KYS

>>33135803
ah, forgot about that one

>>33139131
Toxoplasmosis has never been proven a real problem with domestic cats.

>>33139605
That's exactly what someone with mind controlling parasites would say! Follow the money, people! The so called "researchers" involved in toxoplasmosis studies? They all have cats! Same with the people funding them. It's all a conspiracy!

>>33140588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk