/k/ Patches

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inb4 AI

Second for Magi Sog hype.

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reposting for interest check

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So I got an email back from the manufacturer. It turns out they may not have started the MON patches yet, because they were waiting for me to approve the manufactured sample they mailed to me. Which is the same one in the picture I already approved. And that they gave no indication had to be approved individually, in email or on their website. They're looking into it to find out if that's actually what's going on.

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>>33087272
>that computer generated sax

It has no soul, man

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>>33087331
Give it to me.

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>>33087338

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>>33087298
>Youjo Senki

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>>33087272
>midi jazz
nooo

>>33087298
i want the spurdo

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COP NIGGA!

DAE goes live 17:00 Central Standard Time

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>>33087407
forgot to add the tab

Gonna make a die cut spurdo with Fug tab seperate

>>33087427
my erection is ready

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Objectively better version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK9B29rN49g

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>>33087441
now THAT has soul

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>>33087407

Ayyyy Skinwalker, haven't been on in a bit, just checked today and was bummed that I was a dumb boy and didn't get NPS:C patch yet.

Will they return any time soon?

>>33087489
they're gone forever

>>33087489
restocking when I get the other 3 woven designs. that includes cutenade, CHNA, awoo, NPS, aesthetic, we'll see about NATO, and evolution

We posting smooth jazz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnrl0tmd3k

>>33087514

Fuck yeah, I'm stoked.

Here's some thank you smooth jazz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weGbfo3vm-4

>>33087534
Bossanova counts a smooth jazz, right?

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>>33087514
>We posting smooth jazz?
Nah we /Serbwave/ now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg

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>>33087441
a cute

>>33087558
Fuck when are you running that?

>>33087534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIO3LhJoBCw

>>33087558
gib

>>33087566
you picked the best metal slug waifu

>>33087558
hype for that patch

>>33087545
i will accept, as long as its smooooth

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>>33087558
>tfw no slavic accordion playing gf
>no gf at all, let alone one from a european country with musical talents
what's the point

>>33087558
This one kinda sounds like he's saying "Ai, Ai"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-mYg5VDzQ

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>>33087558
i need one AI pls
>>33087600
only metal slug waifu worth a damn

>>33087331
Would buy/

>>33087534
>Here's some thank you smooth jazz
>posts latin Bossanova

>>33087545
I would count it more to blues than jazz

Now here's some Jazz, not quite smooth, but more so Big Band Jazz

>>33087672
forgot link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU1yg6_l0_4

>>33087758
fuck

http://webmshare.com/GZQA7

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I got two big guys on the way.

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>>33087758
>>33087762
Fuck... I really need to go back and steal myself a girl.

>>33087784
>back

explain

>>33087762
here we go
https://s1.webmshare.com/JeQZ7.webm

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Would this make a good patch?

Yay or nay?

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>>33087407
Is the design on the Sailor Moon one finalized?
It's a small thing over all, but I think that the symbols should be reordered.
Maybe in order of introduction, but at the very least switch Saturn and Uranus around so that Neptune and Uranus are together.

>>33087811

Fag.

>>33087811
Fuckin orks.

>>33087792
are they jewish?

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>>33087811
Is that fandom even alive anymore?
(Roxxy best girl)

>>33087884
Barely

>>33087848
georgian, not that that answers your question

>>33087884
>>33087811
what even is it

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This list is getting worryingly long...

>>33087573
Caricature related.

>>33087791
100% balkan blood flows through these veins of mine.

>>33087811
>all that shit
NYET RIFLE IS FINE

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>>33087331
Neat idea, but
>facebook meme patch

>>33087962
>Firewatch
shit game

>>33087950
homestuck
>>33087971
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>33087962
>next month

>>33087997
>homestuck

yeah fucking no

>>33087962
What does /gdf/ mean?

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>>33087994
Only thing shit thing about it is it was too short.

>>33088068
gentle femdom

>>33087962
>madman is actually running the gmod patch
I'll take 2

>>33088117
Ah, thank you

>>33087813
its not final. i actually dont like it, will rework it eventually

>>33087684
thats good

>>33087762
i want a girl who can dead lift me and bench press me

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>>33088135
yes

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>>33088127
Looking at it now, I might end up running it 2". It's simple enough. And maybe, MAYBE... it's a big maybe, all depending on what ya'll think... I'll run it PVC.

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>>33088075
It was a great game if you want to listen to a whiny low T faggot for 2 hours.

>>33088174
My issue with PVC is they get dirty real quick and easy.

>>33088135
Maybe remove the jewel and put the symbols inside the moon?

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>>33088180
I'll figure out a patch design for the long dark in time for next winter, don't worry.

The firewatch logo is great tho.

>>33088174
I'm mad you never went with the Mini-KS. I would buy a 1" KS heart.

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>>33088145
>muscle girls
Mommy is supposed to be soft what are you doing

>>33088220
iiiiiiiiiiick

The whole point is she's hard as nails but softens up just for you

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I need help with this
Anyone not trash at properly recreating this but with flat colors?

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>>33088220
Agreed?

>>33088332
tit's don't count
look at those abs

>read "Do you like big girls"
>answered yes before and after reading

>>33088332
Eww, Cowtits.

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>>33088357
>not liking cowtits
It's like you don't want a comfy chest to snuggle

>>33087331
The normie concensus is yes. And these are degenerate normies

>>33088367
>dem titties
>dat personality
>dem eyes

God I need it

>>33087331
pretty neat, but you're going to have to run it fast because normie fads die out quick

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>>33088367
ayyy someone stitched it together for me

>>33088376
pic is for you (us)

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>>33088376
same desu
She's great
>>33088378
Good point
I've got the mockup done I just need to commit

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>>33088346
>tits don't count
Then what is >>33088367
then?

Can't have one or the other imo.

>>33088390
I have that pic
she's such a qt

>be walking into Sam's club
>notice girl
>she's an inch or so shorter than me
>realize I'm wearing boots that raise me up like 2 inches
>she's wearing some super thin shit
>realize she's as tall or taller than me

Too bad she was like 16

>>33088402
you can have muscle girls with nice soft tiddies

>>33088396
lucky bastard

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>>33088367
Thighs are a lot comfier desu

>>33088424
For once Ai isn't the most autistic in the room, Thighs are the best part.

>>33088396
BIG FAT DRAGON TITS

>>33088424
Por que no los dos?

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>>33088424
Lucoa's are breddy gud
But in general I agree, I'd prefer thicccc thighs to cowtits if I had to choose

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Hopefully Megumin will be here by 6 PM tomorrow

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>>33088450

>>33088456
>already placed an order earlier today because I didn't want to miss Polis Rangers in case they sold out again
why must you do this to me NEET-san

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>>33088436
There's a very good reason why I'm running pic related.

>>33088442
As an avid tavor user, I simply prefer my rifles and women more back heavy.

>>33088450
I need to watch this show.

>>33088346
>大きい女の子は好きですか?
は、は、はい!
すっ好きです
大好きですよね!
大きいお姉さんのケツが食べたい!

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input on patch layout?
Wanted to go with a tapestry parchment sort of feel

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>>33088509
Yes you do, it's great.
It's stupid and cute and I want lucoa to rape me
Too bad she's a shotacon

Is there a way to get skindentation in that patch?

>>33088518
Text in black looks out of place and pretty bad. Try different and lighter color and maybe a different more related font.

>>33088525
>Is there a way to get skindentation in that patch?
Yes, I'll add it some time later.

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>>33087427
>tfw no money

T-there'll be more, right?

>>33088489
I'm going to have a ton of stuff coming in over the next month

>>33088509
that's exactly why I don't like bullpups
the AUG is an exception because muh grip and it's actually pretty far forward on the weight

>>33088515
>inline translate it
>won't search properly
>can't switch back

Fug

>>33088518
>buy one of few Darkness merch items
>it's a tapestry
>has her as thicc instead of muscly

The anime ruined her look

>>33087962
>>33088535
Hey friend, first ETA I heard was 22nd, what's DLH? Eager for RWSS :3

>>33088580
****DHL**** is a shipping company

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>>33088576
>that's exactly why I don't like bullpups
To each their own I guess

>>33088509
I knew you weren't as big of a fag as everyone keeps saying. Any man who likes thighs over cowtits can't be bad.

>>33087811
As somebody once well-immersed in the Homestuck fandom, the levels of irony in seeing this here, and my subsequent amusement, are astronomical.

>>33088580
Shipping company being faggots, nothing new.

>>33088602
W-w-w-who says I'm a fag?

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is the runes a good idea?

>>33088267
i'll give it a try.

>>33088518
>honor
>tfw UK spelling

>>33088594
>>33088616
Okie doke! I'm just worried they'll sell out before i get my opportunity

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>>33088450
>>33088525
Fuck. I really should watch the show now.

And with my little dump finished, time to get back to "work".

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>>33088623
>i'll give it a try.

Thank you anon-kun

>>33088645
As long as you regularly shit post here you'll be fine.

>>33088623
possibly too small
>disclaimer, I've not been paying much attention to this patch

>>33088655
I'm getting busier and busier with real life but I stop in about once a day or so nowadays

>>33088663
I guess I'll give it a day before dropping them.

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>>33088653
use this as reference aight?

>>33088656
the runes?
whole thing i vision to be 2"x4"

>>33088680
that'd probably be easier

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>>33088546
If the interest is present I'll gladly do a re-run

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>>33088576
I got you. It says:
>Do you like big girls?
Y-y-y-yes!
I-I like them
I love them!
I want to eat big Sis's asshole!

(I used to think learning Japanese would be useless with online translation software, but seeing how google translate can shit the bed over the simplest things always amazes me.)

>>33088680
might work, I've not done enough to say for sure

>>33088690
I'm waiting for that militia patch but I'm now considering this one. It looks good

>>33088695
>thought it was a doujin name

That's unfortunate

>>33088690
Danke, Skog, you're doing the lords work.

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>>33088732
If you wanted sauce, I don't have it on hand at the moment.

Literally half the images I save nowadays are in one gigantic folder with random number strings on each of the files. Searching for stuff is a pain in my ass, and I really should get around to sorting everything...

>>33088676
If you really don't think they'll go out the door immediately its alright. Wish I could preorder but we know how that worked out three years ago

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Anyone care for a snack?

>>33088732
>>33088758
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ookii-Onnanoko-wa-Suki-Desu-ka/Attack-No--001?id=326087

if we wanted sauce

>>33088758
What?
I'm talking about the whole string of Moonrunes that guy put together in response to my "do you like big girls" post

>might have to work tonight
>pretty sure the snow melted but no guarantees
>can't drink
>can't sleep
>guess I watch animu
>fire up Witchcraft Works
>in the OP there's handholding

Well I guess if we're going to go full lewd we might as well get it out of the way right in the beginning

>>33088779
No I've read that whole thing, I thought his response was a doujin

>>33088732
The sauce isn't a doujin, it's a manga
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ookii-Onnanoko-wa-Suki-Desu-ka

Here's an actual doujin with GOAT tall girl
https://exhentai.org/g/971857/d3b280b69e/

>>33088824
see>>33088795

>>33088771
>that thing in the back
>Ai literally blasts himself and the patches with cancer while packing

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>>33088795
The show was great, but the manga is even better (as I sound like a broken record).

Regarding sauce in the future, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for titles when I browse /a/ or whatever. Maybe I'll finally have a little bit of organization in my chaotic life.

>>33088849
>ions
>cancer
Nigger I barely passed high school physics and I know you're fucking wrong.

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>>33088830
OK, now I get it.
Sorry, spilled my spaghetti because I thought you knew the title from reading the moon in the pic.

>>33088867
while not necessarily wrong, ionizing radiation will literally kill you

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>>33088913
I highly doubt a home air purifier is anywhere near powerful enough. The most I ever get is a static shock when I get up and touch my doorknob while opening the door.

>>33088795
posting the ED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-3Fgrn7Rls

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>>33088947
God, I wish the manga updated more often...

I have the feeling that the author is just getting tired of drawing so much gorgeous detail.

>>33088971
I thought she was suffering from the Japanese flu season 2 fucking when?

>>33088947
>>33088971
>tfw no tall gorgeous onee-chan to protect me

and yes, that detail is damn good

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>>33088989
I think she's mostly over it, but the pace has still been somewhat slow. I've seen a few updates in the past few months, but no word on her actual condition.

That damn Japanese cold, ruining good talent and allowing shit to be shoved down our throats.

>season 2
Doubtful, but that's mostly because many shows like this are little more than extended advertisements for the source material. Like Upotte or Kino's Journey, they will probably never receive any more attention from anime studios because they either sold poorly or the material wasn't finished and it would be hard to restart a new series in media res.

It's even worse for original series like pic-related, having to hope for a hit out of the park or being relegated to the ash heap of history.

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>>33089047
>Doubtful,...being relegated to the ash heap of history.
pic related
>>33089025
wait until episode 6 senpai

>>33087558
that's fucking cute

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>>33089068
I know. Blame the nips for having shit taste and stuff.

But it makes sense economically, hence why no finale to Spice and Wolf or anything...

Fuck, now you make me want to get rich and pay studios to make my favorite animoo.

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>>33089047
Shirobako got a full, 24 episode season, plus the OVAs. That's a success in my books. And when I was in Japan, the people were really into the show for some reason.

>>33088824
im pretty sure that gallery was removed

>>33089137
The manga or the doujin? Because both are def. still there, maybe it's blocked under a certain level.

Either way, here's the nhentai link for the doujin
https://nhentai.net/g/172906/

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>>33089106
But I wanted MORE.
I know it got a pretty good run for what it was, but I wanted to see maybe later in life stuff, or something similar with a different theme.
I know there is some show that's similar but about a tourism board. I don't know the name of it yet, though.

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>>33089170
That's fair. You never know, I don't think anyone expected the reboot of Nurse Witch Komugi 12 years after the last original OVA.

The one I'm saltiest about is MM!, because the author died in the 2011 earthquake, leaving the story forever unfinished, even if I were to read the original light novels. feelsbadman

>>33089047
>when Konosuba was expected to do so badly they gave it to a trash studio and 10 episodes and it ended up selling so well they have no idea what to do with themselves

Wasn't Shirobako the one made by the same people as GuP?

>>33089090
>having shit taste and stuff.

This seriously ruins so much stuff in anime and other gook media

>>33089137
works fine for me

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>>33088824
>http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ookii-Onnanoko-wa-Suki-Desu-ka

>>33089200
It's good shit

>>33089192
Satania is such a cute. I would pay for a patch of that bat in her hair.

>>33089193
Nah, Shirobako was PA Works, the same people who did Kuromurkuro and Charlotte, in recent memory.

>>33089170
Shirobako's anime studio vibe feels really different after rewatching Paranoia Agent with their Anime Studio episode.

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>>33089241

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>>33089193
Yep. Hell, half of the actual staff was portrayed in the show in one way or another, with the second cour being literally the goings on behind the GuP production (including the infamous Long Wait).

Don't you love it when shows that were expected to be shit outshine the gold standards next to them?
I honestly though Shirobako was going to be trash, but after watching it, it's totally on my top 10 list of all-time favorites.

>>33089192
>MM!
I'm not familiar with it. But there has been plenty of promising works and people who just died in their budding period, never to grace the world with their talent ever again...
Like >>33088457

>>33089265
>Marine Corps Yumi

F

>>33089193
Whoops, he's >>33089248 actually right. Shirobako was made by P.A Works (a favorite of mine), while GuP was made by Actas.

>>33089273
I'm still trying to get support for either a fan translation of the rest of her works, or asking Nogami (the artist) to get off his ass and get someone to do it. They said someone close to her was suppose to take over, but that never materialized.

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>>33089265
>Pls don't remind me Yoshinoya sensei is dead due to shitty gook recessive disorder genes

>>33089204
Does he fuck his sister? I need to know, because if he doesn't then I will not waste a second more on this manga.

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>>33089287
If you have links to the raws, I know enough moon I could look them over and maybe put together a translation script for it, depending on how long / complex it is.

>>33089323
he hasn't so far, but it's ongoing

>>33089324
If you searched for MC Yumi using Japanese websites (or just searched Nogami's twitter till you found a link to it), you could find a web reader or something to use.

The thing is, Nogami has all of her notes and other important info to make the translations as authentic as possible. So you could try to do it, but I don't know if it would look the same. But then again, some people just want more regardless of quality.

I'm off for the night, so I'll talk more tomorrow if you or anyone else has questions.

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>>33089323
The original hentai tankoubons where Aizome Gorou prototyped most of the characters are packed with more incest then the Appalachian mountains. pic related >mfw

https://exhentai.org/g/916552/f975df467d/

https://exhentai.org/g/168496/6c6ac0290c/

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>>33089291
>Yoshinoya sensei
F

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>>33089291
>Yoshinoya sensei
F

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>>33089400
>both aren't in english

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>>33089482
>and both are missing the tallness

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Not completely sure what accent I'm supposed to read this as, but
>tfw no tall big tiddy blonde European qt with a strong accent to muffle me in her boobs all day

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>>33089496
You can't be for want for tall girl with all the current releases coming out, someone already translated all three of the tall Yamato doujins

https://exhentai.org/g/1024569/fa63055a8f/
https://exhentai.org/g/1024571/b48e6eb5b1/
https://exhentai.org/g/1024570/508a53cf83/

>>33089529
>she's American
That sounds nothing, NOTHING like any American accent I've ever heard. Ugh.

>>33089529
"If I render valuable service, then I get a whole day to enjoy myself with Shota-kun"

>>33089529
She's from Colorado, but the translators made her Russian

>>33089549
there's an Iowa and Nagato one and it's breddy gud

>>33088515
てめえ、変態かよ?気持ち悪いなお前。食べたことなくせに言うんじゃないよ、このボケ!

>>33089351
The one who is doing translation work should be Dan, Nogami's partner.

>>33089585
Figured there was something going on here...

>>33089618
ごめね、でもワシの勃起が硬くから痛いよ。だからびゅびゅしたい!精液るしたい! 助けてお願いします!

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>>33089695
Stop

>>33089708
Пpинoшy иcкpeнниe извинeния, тoвapищ

>>33089720
paзкapaй ce cъc твoя лaйнян Google пpeвeждaч шибaн кpeтeн

>>33089720
>>33089775
I'd spam NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, but I don't need the autistic mods banning me

>>33089784
цpнчyгa

http://i.4cdn.org/d/1487823343502.jpg
http://i.4cdn.org/d/1487823375247.jpg

Rape kebab patches when?

>>33088518
DARKNESS BEST GIRL
TAKE MY MONEY YOU FUCKING LOSER

>>33089814
>Peshmerga 5th Futa Division

>>33089775
дa, ocтaнoвить хyём гpyши oкoлaчивaть и дaвaйтe пoгoвopим пaтчи

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>>33089845
>ш instead of х
Anyway diamond dons is almost sold out

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>>33089869
Damn, knowing how google translate butchers most languages I was pretty sure it would fuck up. But I couldn't resist the opportunity to try and use that мaт phrase about knocking the pears out of the tree with your dick.

>>33087331
i hate it

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>>33088421
>Too bad

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>>33088421

>>33088518
>diarrhea background color
No.

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I don't know how many of you remember but Lamia Tamer finally shipped.

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>>33090200
Noice.

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>>33088509
>6/17
Life is suffering.

>>33088518
Don't could be more in the style of the show, but otherwise looks nice.

>>33088623
Likely won't show up well or at all if the patch isn't Xbox hueg.

>>33090200
I remember. Also, got my package from you yesterday, thanks man! I will say, the details on the lewd wood-chan seem a bit faint, really hard to make out unless you have it right by your face.

Guess that means I can wear it in public without worry!

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>>33090691
so there's still these little things i have to make bigger or simpler?

>>33087962
how long is the next batch of the /pol/ nrol expected to last when it hits?

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>>33090919
Literally every single day I get emails asking for when it's going to show up. Every day.

Shit will fly fast.

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>>33091011
>tfw im going to miss one f5 and youll be out of stock

>>33088652
Won't lie, I'm interested too, what is this show? Dragon maid?

>>33091061
Boku no pico

>>33087331
Run it ASAP, it'll sell out but only if you make it available SOON

>>33088623
Please no. The hat is perfect the way it is. Don't add anything else.

>>33087272

Does anyone make a /k/ shield patch with a blue (preferably dark/navy) or grey background?

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>>33089241

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>>33091061
Yes

>>33091011
what day and time should i start pressing F5

>>33087331
100% on board with this.

>>33087331
What is this referencing anyway?

>>33091664
United States Army airborne infantry

>>33089529
What is this from?

I need for sexual purposes.

>>33091746
Read the thread. It's been posted several times.

>>33091704
The bird I mean.

>>33091436
Just read his graphic nigga >>33087962

>>33091761
I'm retarded, I didn't actually read the manga cause I had other things, time to have fun now that I don't have any more classes

>>33091770
the newest but already dead fagbook meme for normalfags

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>>33087331
Another fucking retarded meme patch.
Can you please kill yourself?

>>33088396
D, I got requests to run stickers of it. Could I with your permission?

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But seriously, wendy's patch when?

>>33092052
It would, most likely, be a sticker from Stickerbot, considering his liking of it.

>>33092080
I can get patches. I just love stickers

>>33092129
I like your stickers too Sticker-senpai, and I would be curious to see what patch you would do. I would probably buy it.

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Thanks Cracker, best Witch right here.

Natalia is best 3D waifu.

>>33091368
Only NEET and Nugget Enterprises make traditional /k/ shields
Crimson has made different styled ones

>>33092052
I want a lewd wendy's patch now.
>Do what tastes right.

>>33092533
Or lewd KFC with
>Finger lickin' good

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>>33092540
>raep colonel picking his fingers
Oh my

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Oh shi- Wood's package just came in!

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>>33092745
The Youmu art is mint as fuck

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>>33092754
Yanderes came out great too...

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>>33092768
And most of all thanks for hooking me up with a genuine MAGA hat <3

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Anyone ever figure out what the Militia patch from Groundless look like?

And did Sour doodle Mausers yet?

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>>33092783

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>>33089915
>that pic

A N G E R E Y

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ill get my patches one of these days caravan, ONE OF THESE DAYS

>>33092834
did you email him?

>>33092807
>Groundless
i think lardassguns is in contact with the author but i could be mixing that up with another mongo

>>33092836
Yes, then he created this shipping label, dont really want to email him again

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Finally got my new patch board set up.

>>33093180
That's a big patch board.

>>33093180
what the fuck

>that belt

You're one of THOSE gays

>>33093190
4 u

>>33093194
I don't tuck my shirts in, so it's not like anyone ever sees it. I got it as a gift back in high school and see no reason to buy another one.

>>33093211
But you do see a reason to buy a 6'x2' patch panel?

>>33093240
Well, he already has a belt, but he didn't have a patch board. He needed a patch board, but didn't need a new belt.

>>33093240
It's 12 feet by 4 feet, actually. The last one was around 6 feet by 2.5 feet and ran out of space a while ago.

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>>33093180
Great collection.
But seriously that's a ginormous board m8.

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>>33093180
Shesh...

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I just got a call telling me the 74 patches were ready to ship, but they forgot the velcro. Needless to say they're going to be re-doing them with velcro, so that's going to be holding up everything besides the Garda Panteri and Kozara Brigade patches.

On the bright side, this may end up being a thing. I'll keep playing around with the design if there's any interest.

>>33093180
Heh, what kinda magic to you play.

>t. Eldrazi casual fag

>>33093392
PLUCKED CHIKEN
L
U
C
K
E
D

C
H
I
C
K
E
N

>>33093285
>WGW patches arrived
>wood soon

Yes!

>>33093392
fuck off to your fagbook

>>33093392
More graphic but great idea

More tanya patches!

>>33093392
Wow such a great patch!

>>33093468
It's always a new IP that posts these generic "Wow, that's so great!" posts.

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Patch company can't forget your Velcro if you never asked for it

>>33093479
Wow, that's so great!

>>33093479
Considering most people here lurk rather than post is it really all that surprising?

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>>33093392
Crank the autism down a few notches & I'd buy it.

>>33093479
Wow, that's so great!

>>33093392
text is trash

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>>33093479
"Wow, that's so great!"

>>33093392
Not huge on the font, and iffy on the face, but a good start.

>>33093479
Hey, that's pretty good!

>>33093510
No, I'm just saying it has become more than an interesting coincidence every time he posts.

>>33093423
Do forgive me for using an original as a reference.

>>33093429
Your tears are delicious.

>>33093521
I'll keep playing around with it. Maybe remove the top text and slap a MAGA hat on it?

>>33093481
Worst is they double charged me for velcro too.

>>33093569
>>33093598
I'll redo that. What I posted was pretty much a proof of concept.

>>33093629
It's just anons shitposting dude. I don't take those people seriously and neither should you.

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>>33093629
Wow, that's so great!

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>>33093657
>modern wikipedia version of it
>original
Kek

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>>33093657
Idea is fine but, yeah, the text is bad. I'd put like Empire Board Patrol, but because we don't even know what the fuck their country is really called (is it in the LN? I don't know) that idea is dumb sounding too. Let the idea cook a little longer.

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Now with patches on it.

There are about 15 left to move because I either haven't decided where to put them or don't remember who sold them.

>>33093904
You totally didn't need a panel that big.

>>33093911
Think about the future, always look towards it.

>>33093911
I thought that about the 6x2 I had. It's future proofing.

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>>33093180
>>33093194
>Calls out belt for being gay
>DOESN'T call out bottle of Smirnoff electric berry vodka
?

>>33093904
w-why do you have a MON patch?

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>this weather

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These came out bigger than I expected
Not sure if they didn't account for merrowing or if I'm just retarded

>>33093657
No MAGA, or a version without it.

>>33093957
I was waiting for someone to notice that.

>>33093994
And that.
>Hint: The simplest explanation is correct.

>>33093999
I'm sitting here with my balcony door open and no shirt on. I took the week off to go snowboarding. This is bullshit.

>>33094008
Looks noice.

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>>33093999
>18C
>Get to bust out tee and shorts in February
Global warming ain't so bad

>>33094027
>The simplest explanation is correct.
it's a printed out paper mock-up?

>>33094008
WHEN FOR THIS TO BE UP

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>>33088771
HOW DO I BUY THIS I NEED THIS I WANT THIS HELP ME

>>33094008
Too big for eyepatch?
Also in stock when?

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>>33094066
find me in the pastebin

>>33094061
No, that I'm posting without my trip. That's the manufactured sample they sent me from the factory.

>>33094079
2hu?

>>33094075
Fucking awesome man.
Wahahats shipping to Europe cost roughly?

>>33094091
See >>33087338

>>33094079
r-razgriz? also what is that panel made of? seems kinda smooth? also pretty rough cutting job m8.

>>33094008
well how big is it???

>>33094098
$2

>>33094109
It's felt. And it was cut with a two-foot flat piece of aluminum and a pair of scissors, so it's understandably a little bit of a hack job.

>>33094079
Please yell at them to hurry up

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We gon be lit 2nite

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>>33094237
>9PM EST
And just like that we /nosleep/.

>>33094237
I'm at work right now. Please kindly reserve some for me as per excel sheet if you don't mind.

Danke, kind sir.

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>mfw failed 3 tests in a row
I should really stop meme'ing and get myself out of this hole I dug.

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>>33094133
Thanks man. Hyped for first patch.

>>33094422
what subject(s)?

>>33094140
oh for what ever reason I thought 2hu was running mon, looking forward to wardogs Razgriz

>>33094422
This is what you get for taking a bullshit major with bullshit rules made by Jews instead of something based on straight math made by Muslims.

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>>33094422

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>>33094474
>our choices are jews or muslims

>>33093392
I hope it's embroidered/woven instead of printed...

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>>33094429
Everything.
(Chem 1, CS 1, PreCal)

I understand why I did poorly on the PreCal, Chem is not my forte whatsoever (coming from a guy who originally wanted to do Nuclear Engineering), and had a brainfart over how to code C stuff.

Overall, a pretty shitty few weeks I've had. But to use my eternal optimism, there are always more tests to help fix these mistakes.

Ahhh... /blogshit

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>>33094516
Inshallah, my friend.

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>>33094526
>he doesn't dream in code
You're not gonna make it brah.

>>33094526
Worry not, I come from a land of blogposting. Is CS a single subject around your parts? I'm pursuing a masters in CS so it seems sorta narrow.

>>33094237
>9pm
F5F5

>>33094604
It has a few variations, but it's pretty straightforward. I'm not doing it solely for "muh vidya" like many of the other people around me, but I'm not against the idea of doing that type of programming. My dream is to eventually work for NASA or similar.

Gotta spread those memes far and wide, eh?

>>33094523
I've heard enough horror stories to stay away from printed shit. Forever.