/k/ Patch Thread

>>33042523
I just want my Ai RWSS ;-;

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T29 girl patch when. Thick Mantlets Save Lives

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>>33042571
gib

>>33042583
Soon

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Reposting for opinions.

>>33042602
TIger

http://www.strawpoll.me/12369430

http://www.strawpoll.me/12369430

http://www.strawpoll.me/12369430

>>33041715
rule 63 is the only reason Felix should exist

>>33041769
hey that's my text

>>33041806
well fuck you too

>>33041860
man hips are square
that's reality

>>33042571
Yes pls

>>33042619
i was the other guy who put it in the circle initially

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What should I put in next from the "working on it" section

>>33042571
>yo dawg I heard u like pizza...

>>33042635
oh
well I came up with that text on my own
Great minds think alike I guess

>>33042643
men don't have rights, didn't you hear?
/ss/ is okay

>>33042627
>She got her tail
neat

Standing by for the FCRT patches. Pretty hype, they look great in the shop.

>>33042640
pravda!
>>33042652
i put "/gfd/+/ss/" in a circle, saw yours, and added "international association", good call on adding that

>>33042627
haven't been looking much, is there an ETA on the refill for cute nades?

>>33042640
reich patch

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I know this one's a ways off but is there at least a full-size render/transparent PNG/vector I could download and fap to until it's ready?

>>33042640

Requesting transparency of Youjo Senki flag please.

>>33042686
wrong section
those will all be made after the keychains

it will be keychains, GuP, keychains

>>33042686
oh
didn't realize that was you
I remember that

>tfw no one wants it because I'm a trash graphic designer

>>33042695
you mean the Youjo Senki?

>>33042724
wut

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Vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/12367418
http://www.strawpoll.me/12367418
http://www.strawpoll.me/12367418

>>33042595
>tfw thick manlet

>missed yandere operator
just fucking kill me

>>33042860
he said he's restocking them

>>33042619
>man hips are square
>that's reality
Not if they take estrogen before like, 22. It's a real shame when traps don't take their titty skittles.

>>33042924
The best time from an attractiveness point of view to start taking estrogen is pre-puberty but you shouldn't encourage kids or even teenagers to make life-changing decisions. Even your average 20 year old makes dumb choices but that's a little better.

>>33042942
Any estrogen is better than no estrogen. I personally care more about the number of cute boys than ruining America's youth. Shit's already fucked tbdesu.

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>>33042987

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>>33042987
CEASE!
>>33043013
kek I posted that last thread

>>33043013
It's not gay if they have wide child birthing hips and full, if modest breasts.

>>33043033
I saved it because it was absolutely necessary. Patch thread immediately opening up with some fag talking about wanting to fuck boys.

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>>33042845

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>>33042734

The PNG version. The one where if you maximize it the border vanishes.

A vector.

A render.

It has many names.

>Pic related; an example

>>33043064
>PNG
>vector
See >>33043013

>>33043074

What was wrong with my request?

>>33042602
Happy Kommandos call when?!

>>33042640
Yay, metro restock soon!

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>>33043227
>He's okay going to hell because he can't land a chick

Carry on :) Patch discussion anyways.

>>33042640
I say Yukari

>>33042523
When in Christ's name will someone make a smug Pepe patch? This is 4chan, for fuck's sake. Why are people afraid of making a smug Pepe patch?

>>33043309
Pastebin Oven

>>33042640
Could you do a simple smug Pepe?

>>33043329
meant for >>33043317

>>33043227
>anal all the time
>good
Anal is fucking disgusting mate. All the
>BUT BRO YOU DON'T GET IT SHE LET ME DO IT IN HER BUTT
fags are suffering from some big time Freudian stuff.

>>33043329
Why the rejection of smug Pepe?

>>33042677
hope they arrive soon!

>>33042688
working on it

>>33043368
I'm saying that Oven has one

Need a link to the past 4 or so thread archives so I can find a pic someone refuses to post again.

>>33042700
I wonder if anybody would recognize the Wolfsangel in public or I could get away with it. Also the unmistakable Hitler Youth knife.

>>33043415
desuarchive.org

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>>33042845
I like these and I get the color symbolism; but yellow and black is just AIDs aesthetically. I like this one I think that someone else was doing because the yellow is real subdued.

>>33043494
i forgot to add that to my coming soon

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>>33043494
>yellow and black is just AIDs aesthetically

>anarcho-capitalism

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>>33043605
>anything else
This is the closest we're getting to making anime real.

>>33043621
>even the ancaps know anarchocapitalism is retarded
not even mad

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I heard there were some meido patches in the works.
Who do I need to stalk?

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>>33043645
It's not retarded. It would make life amazing. The poor people may suffer but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
The best part is that by pushing for ancap you make the country objectively better, because the vast majority of people would be bootlicking commies if boots had dicks.

>>33043711
not an argument

>>33043711
so, pushing for ancap would cause ancom?

>>33043711

Ancap is basically corporate feudalism.

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>>33043758
We're not arguing.

>>33043764
No, it'll cause a slightly slower decline into straight up authoritarian communism. It's ok though because when our country falls everyone will be assured that it wasn't real socialism.

>>33043786
Yes, and?

>>33043804
for what purpose?
why not ancom with a state that handles war affairs?

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this would need some reworking and I don't know how I feel about the text, but this could be a nice patch

>>33043804
Start arguing anytime faggot

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>>33043920
Still waiting in Mauser doodles

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>>33043442
>I wonder if anybody would recognize the Wolfsangel in public or I could get away with it. Also the unmistakable Hitler Youth knife.
No one said anything about this in public.

>>33043227
Traps age like shit though, worse than actual women unless they start it stupid young (12 or lower). You'll end up dating a balding man with tits.

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>>33043064
I have literally zero idea what you're referring to

>>33043222
read the pic you replied to

>>33043227
I've thought about it a million times but at the end of the day I still like women

>>33043342
I could but smug pepe is the most cancerous of pepes

>>33043347
nah ur gay

>>33043415
desuarchive and type patch

>>33043621
trying to unfuck this

>>33043667
kek

>>33043853
What's this referencing, other than Gadsen. The Italian fascist's axe?

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>>33044043

I was talking about this one...

Anyone got the Megumin eye patch vector?

>>33044093
all I can figure is the change of libertarians to fascists

Which is a cancer that needs to fucking stop

>>33044102
I have both
Is there a reason I'm supposed to post them?
I don't want people stealing them

>>33044018
You're plain wrong. Traps age better because they have stable hormone levels unlike real women who steadily decrease from ~30 until menopause. The real problem is that they're more often than not they look older to begin with due to masculine bone structure. They also don't go bald because antiandrogens basically wipe out dihydrotestosterone levels. In fact, the number one hormonal treatment for male pattern baldness is finasteride, a weak antiandrogen.
Read a book. Preferably a high school biology textbook.

>>33044110

I like vectors. Forget patches I just like collecting PNG files.

>>33044157
I can send them to your email

>>33043061
want

>>33044172

That's some kind of joke right?

>>33044184
[email protected]

I'm not posting full images in the thread
If you want them, I'll email them to you

Email me via guerilla mail or something

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>>33042602
>>33042603
>>33042627
>>33042640
I really should get with times and whip one of these up...maybe some other time

Soon
Dredd

after, in no particular order yet
UAC - doom
combine elite - HL2
hero association - one punch man
glamorous Shirley - strike witches
third echelon - splinter cell

and other stuff I am working on....

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>>33044176
Me too, none of these standing out.
>>33042845

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>tfw discovering posts from anons on /pol/ who got their patches through the archives
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/112950562/#112953636

Reminds me of why I enjoy doing this so much.

>>33044242
Okay, where did you get that UN Spacy/RDF patch?

>>33044242
aliexpress

I'm not a patch guy.
But wasn't there supposed to be a secret Santa patch for everyone who participated?

>>33044242
I had to because it was the only way to hype my shit and stop people from asking

also, plox post the shirley patch
Are you going ot remake the original or make a new one?

>>33044359
because you make money at doing the shit you were doing anyway

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>>33044438
I really like this design

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>>33044431
>3rd year in /a/ secret santa
>tfw got grinched for the first time, at $75-$100
Feels bad. I hope Santa Loli ordered multiple pizzas to the fags door.

>>33043965
what is this?

>>33044453
oh yeah
Go for it
I'm not really a fan, but that doens't mean others aren't

Also
Last 5 FAL keychains are up
These are the last 5 of the current run

>>33044438
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
just so you know

>>33044485
no u

>>33043317
Like this?
https://www.ovenoperators.com/products/green-frog-of-the-nile-embroidered-patch-coming-soon

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>>33044476
thinking about it, I haven't actually polled, to see if anyone else besides me wants the patch.

>>33042571
I want this so badly

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>>33043853
>>33044105

any timeline for when sour will be restocking Elle?

>>33043442
That's not a Hitler youth knife. It's a K98 bayonet.

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Made today

>>33044929
Ace

>>33042603
I like it.

>>33042571
pls do this

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>>33042571

revised version, thoughts?
anyone know good production companies? preferably someone who won't question the design

>>33045434
Looks good, I'm really excited to see this made!
I've used custompatches which was alright, but the stitching for the velcro wasn't great.
If you made an order big enough for a sample I'm sure you could get it right though.

You could also email skinwalker or the others and see if they'll tell you who they use, theirs turn out nice.

>>33044807
Instead of an eagle do an anthropomorphized helicopter.

>>33042603
Would cop

>>33043061
Seconding, pls maek dis pls

>>33039439
Its fucking fake

>>33045591
Which one?

>>33045591
I really like the pun, but the patch is fucking garbage

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>>33043804
>we don't want the state to have power over us!
>giant companies and a standing PMC army are coolio tho
I know you don't want to argue but anarcho anything is asking to set up a massive elaborate political landmine. One false step, or too slow of a national forming and you either collapse or get collapsed by a neighboring nation.

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>>33042734
>Youjo Senki

>>33045732
How so?

>>33045828
>printed
>unrelated badly drawn cartoon tiddies

>>33042627
I want the HCLI patch the most.

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r/l?

>>33042523
newbie here, ordered some badge pins so my patches can't get snatched now what patches should I buy? the theme should be comfy and low key i.e no pepe - I'd also like a very low key maga one, one only trump supporters would recognise

>>33046095
Left

>>33041560
I know how that feels. Patch I want Most is gonna be made eventually, but who knows when that is other than Ai, and can I really trust a leaf?

>>33041769
I'm down.

>>33041859
Yes! Sexy dropleg and short shorts, fuck yes.

>>33044510
Huh, that's a good idea, but it's a bit too late. Besides, I have almost nothing of mine on my house's walls, so I like having the patch boards on display.

Also,
>Having lots of money
I'm glad you imagine me to be much cooler than I really am.

---

Why the fuck do I always miss entire threads while I'm at work? Fuck.

>>33042627
Upotte glock insta buy

Anyone put patches on there jacket?

>>33046095
none

>>33042523
Serbs are Turks, that is all.

>>33045434
Got a store, m8?

>>33046565
Second.

>>33042627
OPS sec semper spooky pls

>>33042845
Dude yes, who's doing the goodnight left side?

>>33046710
Polarise was, but I think the commies got him.

>>33042523
I'm begging you.
BEGGING YOU.
Please, do a Right Wing Death Squad patch.
I'll be good for a dozen myself.

>>33047264
They already did. Twice.

>>33047264
Wow that sounds like a neat patch idea, it would be pretty dank desu.

>>33046319
Pastebin

>>33046539
kys

>>33046319
Ai has some lowkey maga stuff

>>33047264
>>/POL/

>>33047264
PASTEBIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33047264
read the thread and the pastebin, moron.

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>>33044102
Darkness > Megumin
>Darkness describes exactly who her ideal man is
>Literally me

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I forgot to do this earlier, but I got the latest test patch for the "Slim Frame" Gloli patch. It looks good, except the expression they keep fucking up and making happy. I sent them the original art twice, hopefully they get it right this time and can ship the order.

What do y'all think?

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>>33047878
Naturally you'd fit her exceptions, but it's nothing to be proud of.

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>>33047938
>smiling

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>>33047938
they kinda extended the pic. some stuff need to go.

>>33047952
I KNOW! They can't get that shit right! I'll get them to do it right, no smiles, all surprise.
>>33047978
Boarder should go over that, I think it was just easier for them to print it that way, since you'll notice it keeps from just abruptly ending little short lines more than necessary. Trying to have them send me one with it cut and bordered, just as they'd send it to me.

>>33047938
Looks pretty good aside from what you already pointed out.

Is this a woven patch?

>>33048041
yes

>>33048045
neat
I thought it was but hadn't seen a good example comparing the two types before now, really.

>>33042602
Just a suggestion, but have you thought about doing something else with the white section of the wings on the RWDS patch. I think it looks a little strange how it's the same color as the outer circle background and disappears into it.

>>33048062
Nothing in particular, the white will be the twill.

>>33043494
what's the symbolism for black and yellow?

>>33048091
So it will be a different texture from the background?

>>33043621
How are they going to get the genetically engineered attack dogs to his house without violating the NAP?

>>33047938
>ship the order
Newfag, Which is your store, and can I preorder this.

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>mfw got a paper cut on my tongue while licking the glue on an envelope

>>33048133
No, but we'll figure it out when it's being made.

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>>33048104
gadsden bruh

also the reason for the snake

>>33047938
Good lord
They fucked the arm and butt up too.

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>>33048104
Ancap, I think.

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>got Sticker's illustrator CS6 torrent installed
>followed the instructions for setting it up without a real serial number
>somehow fuck it up
well I guess every time I want to open something in this I just need to disable my card, enter a bogus serial, and tell Adobe to fuck off until I'm connected to the internet. at least it works.

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>>33048454
>CS6

I'm trying to decide what text to put on the M16 patch I'm working on. Problem is, I'm torn between "Modular raifu" and "Modular waifu".

What do you guys think?

>>33048104

Gadsen flag probably, or this one >>33048448, or both.

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>>33048463
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, AI-SAMA!
I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING, B-BAKA!

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>>33048495
Taiga patch soon

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>>33048530
aw yiss
also forgot my name

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For all the love people give to MGS I can't believe nobody ever made pic related into a patch

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we may be looking at some special edition shiny foil sticker shit right here, damn

>>33048355
>(You)
idk how I missed that. thank you anon.

>>33048623
uh...dunno why there's a >you there, sorry

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>>33048623
>>33048629

>>33048604
Yes please. Left patch, right sticker?

>>33048041
Yo D60 check your e-mail I sent out the sticker yesterday and the tracking is in the e-mail. I hope you like the message I sent with it johnny boy.

>>33048454
Did you block adobe stuff in your hosts file?

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>>33049052
both of those versions would be good for stickers, the other ones have the text and simpler colors

>>33049114
probably not since I'm a retard

>>33048530
well i gotta finish the animu quick then. samples yet?

>>33049177
Open your hosts file (C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts) with notepad and copy this in there:

# Adobe Blocker
127.0.0.1 lmlicenses.wip4.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 lm.licenses.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 activate.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 practivate.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 lm.licenses.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 lmlicenses.wip4.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 ereg.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 activate.wip3.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 wip3.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 3dns-3.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 3dns-2.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 adobe-dns.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 adobe-dns-2.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 adobe-dns-3.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 ereg.wip3.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 activate-sea.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 wwis-dubc1-vip60.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 activate-sjc0.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 hl2rcv.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 lm.licenses.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 na2m-pr.licenses.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 na2m-pr.licenses.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 na4r.services.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 ims-na1-prprod.adobelogin.com
127.0.0.1 na1r.services.adobe.com
127.0.0.1 hlrcv.stage.adobe.com

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>>33043667

I'm working on a Dragon Meido patch too.

I have a couple of surprise patches in store. Once i have something to show though I'll show. I think you'll like them.

>>33047938
i got mine too, same problem, i sent the PSD with the correct mouth.

>>33047978
>>33048392
they extend it to make sure the art meets the edge, the merrowed edge will cover it up. its not fucked. they are in a rush so they're not merrowing the edges in the samples

>>33049219
i want a cute loving dragon maid to gfd me

>>33049191
No, I haven't even placed the order yet family. Don't rush yourself. They'll be up sometime in March.

>>33049424
>pls clap
kek

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Got this from some South Koreans after we did a joint boarding exercise.

>>33049545
Left is a dragon I assume? Looks cool

>>33049545
ooh neat!
can we get a sharper image of the medal?

>>33049568
Yea something like that. Haven't looked to hard but having trouble finding it online (as in what exact group they were).

>>33049578
I can try to find it, it's a coin from one of my old ships.

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>>33049578
Found a couple other coins they gave me.

>>33043382
>>33044508

Thanks, brah. I found it.

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>>33048186
>Newfag
Anon, please. I've been on the patch threads for about two years, but I've only recently picked up a name. Store is below, and no you can't preorder, that idea is bad, and not in the fun way.

http://merlinsmagicalmerrows.bigcartel.com/

>>33048454
I know it's dumb, but I want to make a dove patch. It's just so innocent and goofy. Polarize should make a Nazi Trash Dove patch, I'd wear that and I already have issues with people calling me a Nazi.

>>33049177
1 or 2 for the 80s Snek, Mr. Bones.

>>33049261
I'm really thinking they swapped our patches when I send the request for the Slim Frame variant, since we seem to keep treading over the same issues.

---

So for my first two patches of my own, I'll be doing Apex (you earned it, /tfg/), and No Heck With (A.K.A. Cute Snek). Issue is, I need Cute Snek redrawn.

So, who should I have redraw Cute Snek (see pic for reference)?

Better yet, would anyone like to volunteer to redraw it?

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>>33049327
>Don't rush yourself.
Okie Dokie Artichokie.

>>33050056
they probably used the same PSD file to make the file for the machine to use but changed the chest

>>33050056
>I already have issues with people calling me a Nazi
Are those issues patch related or behavior related?

>>33050133
They only changed the chest after I sent them a picture showing how bad they'd fucked up my version of the patch, because it was literally just your first test patch, every error still in place, and still with non-DFC.

>>33050245
Look, I made one oven joke at work, once, and now the joke is I'm a Nazi. Doesn't help that I really want a Luger, and have considered doing a WWII German Halloween costume before.

---

So, my girlfriend had another patch idea, and it kind of snowballed into us throwing around the most horrible historical events as patch ideas. I'm not sure if she needs help, or if she just really belongs here. Maybe I just need help.

So far in the idea pool we have Chernobyl-chan, Russian Dog Head Experiment, the Nanking Service Club, the German Summer Camp Shower Girl, and 2hu's No Bully Final Stand.

I feel like these may be the honest to god worst things I've ever thought of, but I can't deny that the ideas seem like they'd sell like hotcakes to certain folks.

>>33050304
>snowballed
if that's what you do with your gf you really need help ;^)

>>33050056
he was calling himself a newfag

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Why not make the different ss-subdivision signs

>>33050363
Wasn't someone making the key one?

>>33045845
>badly drawn cartoon tiddies
But anon, that's my fetish...

>>33049674
very cool. Is that one on the top right and epoxy dome?

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i got bored and made a thing

>>33049424
How can someone that makes one of the best patches ever make so many shitty ideas

>>33050494
I'm liking the red and black/red and white

>>33050382
I was going to, but I found there wasn't much interest for nazi patches.

>>33050494
>we chop down trees
>we skip and jump
>we like to press wild flowers

>>33050579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

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>>33050579
>>33050607

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>>33050539
>How can someone that makes one of the best patches ever make so many shitty ideas
They get votes in straw polls.
Lurk more,you'll learn.

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>>33050579
>>33050611

>>33050607
>the old women roasting Cleese at the end
kek

>>33050494
jokes aside though, I'm a fan of the red and white/red and black as well, its a good aesthetic.

>>33050649
I don't know what you're implying

>>33050363
Does anyone have information about the 7th on the top line? Please!

>>33050677
7th SS Mountain Division "Prinz Eugen"

>>33050677
The rune is called "Odal"

>>33050705

skog do this >>33050363

>>33050658
Would cop

>>33050494
I'm digging (and would buy lmao) red/black and/or white/red. The others look "inverted" (which they are of course, but it really shows badly on such a detailed skull), which is not as good aesthetically.

>>33050749
I would but there are plenty of places that already do them and cheaper than what I would charge.

>>33050658
But I'd buy this more. Current memes tying in to 40+ years old memes seems nice. :^)

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>>33050658
God damn it

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>>33050494

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Can anyone source this patch? It was in an anon's collection of 'original' patches a couple threads back and I can't find it in the pastebin.

>>33050705
>>33050719
Thanks

>>33050928
Ask /fa/

>>33050304
Don't forget the Bosnian War.

>>33049424
im down for a CMESKL and a 1488th

>>33050056
Might think about using a different manufacturer

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>>33050056
Thanks, will cop a couple.

>general note
Any idea how much /a/ custom waifu patch would cost or how to print? She isnt nearly popular enough to get one non-custom unfortunately.

>>33047264
it's been stocked twice already

>>33049424

>pls clap

Good shit, hahaha.

>>33048479
how about both

>>33049424

Also, thank you for keeping the Goodhew patch idea.

>>33049424
>Lutz police militia

Shit, that looks like it will come out good.

>>33050658

Stolen and illegally manufacturing for normies.

And no I won't cease and desist.

>>33050304
Maybe you sould make sure the events are actually historical first?

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>>33051394

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>>33051438
LEAFED

>>33051438

I'm kidding bro.

Honestly if even tried to figure out how an embroidery machine worked I'd end up getting my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

>>33051495
>dick stuck in a ceiling fan.
owch!

>>33051170
We should get a Conan patch going
CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES
SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN

>>33051545
>floppy dicks patch

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T-Thanks Cracker

>>33051560
what

>>33051649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rga1K2LVLE

>>33051575
I uh

I forgot I drew that one. You're welcome, senpai.

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Just sat down and watched ep 6, bretty gud.

>>33051668
Oh right

>>33051759
it had its good parts but I thought it was pretty meh
Apparently they've skipped a ton of story

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>>33051845
That Megimin part tho...

>>33051865
right at the end?

>>33043061
definitely want

>>33051889
When he dies? Ye

>>33051916
between that and the OVA, she's by far the most developed story wise

Too many feels

>>33048604
sick, would buy, dig that retro synthwavey shit

>>33049424
DAE, CMSEKOL, 33/6 Ghstrder, 1488th MWSQ would buy as a mother fucker

>>33051759
So you guys caught on that the little thief girl Chris is actually Eris, right?

>>33048233
I just tape the whole fucking thing rendering it "waterproof" and "rip/cutproof" in the process when I do packaging.

ai, check your emai

>>33051988
how about you shut your whore mouth, spoilerboi
I had a really strong inkling that was the case, but fuck you and the cock you rode in on for saying that shit

>>33051092
I'm using the same group Skin was, so the patches would be the same but for the design variations. But, yeah, we'll see after this.

>>33051043
Trying to avoid doing wars as a single patch. Going more for big moments that are hugely fucked up. GF had mentioned doing WWI and WWII as cute anime grills, but that'd be way too hard to condense a fucking World War into one anime patch.

>>33051424
Hmm, which ones were you thinking weren't historical? The 2hu thing? 'Cause that's going to be Columbine, I was mostly meme'ing with the name. Or am I being /pol/'d with some Holocaust denial?

Also, what other historical events could I do patches of?

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>>33042640

When in the fuck are you going to get off your ass and make a Heaven's Gate patch?!?

Seriously how long do I have to beg?

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>>33052018
x2, I also send you an email earlier.
Skin doesn't seem to be interested in it, but wondering about your thoughts on it.

If you are also meh, I'll put it here for others to take if they want it.

>>33051988
>keeps acting like a sperglord after we give you pointers on how not to be one
I'm done. I tried to be nice, but shitposting to that level is over the line.

>>33051988
This is how you make enemies bro... you gotta be careful. ;_;

Just don't do it again and learn to read the atmosphere.

>>33052062
They exist already

>>33047289
>>33047800
>>33047855
>>33051247
I went through the entire pastebin, and saw no RWDS patch. If one exists, please direct me to it.

>>33052078

Permanently out of stock and they all screw up the color, which makes them garbage.

>>33052082
you have failed the intelligence test and are not worthy of the RWDS

>>33052082
go to the pastebin, ctl+f then type "Rwds"

>>33052062
I've put it off because Crimson was talking about doing it

>>33052063
>but shitposting to that level is over the line.

>you can be a total cocksucker but releasing spoilers to animu is a capital offense

I love 4chan culture

>>33052082
read the pastebin, don't just skip to the links

>>33052082
Dank patch, sold out.

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>>33052108

>I've put it off because Crimson was talking about doing it

As far as I know he has no plans to do a run.

Any anons please correct me if this isn't the case.

>>33052082
>Wow that sounds like a neat patch idea, it would be pretty dank desu.
>NEAT
>DANK
Such a puzzle here man. Also, learn to Ctrl+F things you want to find.

>>33052171
harry potters kinda gay but this is pretty sick,

i noticed people just dropping these of different emblems and no one seems to be claiming them is someone doing these anonymous drops?

>>33052063
Dude anyone with half a brain could look at her hair, hear the bit about how she pads her chest her chest, and then put two and two together.

I gotta admit though, the whole "muh animu is srs bsns" thing you have going on is absolutely adorable.

>>33042595
Panzerwaltz is an awesome game.

>>33052200
>Dude anyone with half a brain could look at her hair, hear the bit about how she pads her chest her chest, and then put two and two together.

That's how I figured it out, but giving out spoilers is cockbag tier

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We need a Nonon patch

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>>33052200
PK, what's your endgame? The people here don't take very kindly to you, obviously, but you keep coming back to market your ideas and vectors to us. What's going on behind the scenes of your big ol' noggin?

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>>33050089
This is the cute sister jap cartoon right ? Is it erotic enough to bother watching if the only anime I've ever bothered to watch is One Punch Man?

>>33052242
Alright, alright I'll give you that.
Sorry lardy <3

>>33052200
Hey PK, I hope you read my comment I accidentally wrote in the last thread that eventually became archived.

Here: >>33044400

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>>33050928
>THICC devil patch

That would be edgy as fuck. I want it.

>>33052278
the real question is why he keeps being a cock
what use does being an asshole serve?

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>>33052303
Don't get so hasty, Anon. Let him explain himself, vent after.

>>33052278
he's a business man
he knows that people here will buy his shit as long as he throws a waifu on velcro
personally i hope he also comes here to get out of the fucking facebook hugbox
atleast we will tell you when your design is shit

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>>33052288
Did I miss something?

>>33052349
click the link and read it

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>>33051988
You motherfucker, that's it-

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>>33051988
How are you cock suckers reading ahead. The only comic i can find isn't even caught up with the anime yet. Also fuck you.

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>>33049219
Please make patch of this

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>>33052409
>that scene

>>33052278
I'm glad you asked.

Honestly dude I'm just here to get my shit critiqued. I don't get much traffic from my pastebin AT ALL. I have over 3k hits these past two weeks from facebook alone, and less than 100 from the pastebin EVER. I wish it weren't the case, but when I look at things from a business standpoint, I can't recognize these threads as a major source of profit.

The way I see it, people who hate my guts are probably going to be less hesitant to point out what they don't like about my work than my 25,000+ obsessive fans. Facebook it a hugbox for me. Nothing but praise. I'm here because I've gotten solid advice from you guys. I realize there's issues with my art, and I'm using each and every (you) I get to make my stuff better.

That answer it?

>>33052288
That design was mostly just to fuck with the people in my discord. It's a horrible thing, but for whatever reason it's become some sort of running joke in my server to post that picture and trigger a few older members in there. A lot of em lurk here, so I thought it would be entertaining to make them think I was going to start putting those into full production.

I was gonna make like five tops and privately sell em to those specific people since they offered to pay a hefty price, but I'm never gonna release disgusting shit like that for public sale. You'll notice that they are now gone from my site.

I apologize if it offended you. I'm genuinely sorry and I hope you're willing to look past it in the future.

>>33052277
Would run if there's interest... I need to get some designs for April and May.

>>33052404
It's a light novel first, so they're probably reading the light novel.

>>33052433
>Honestly dude I'm just here to get my shit critiqued.

Which we will gladly do

>I don't get much traffic from my pastebin AT ALL

Has a lot to do with your attitude

>I can't recognize these threads as a major source of profit.

You'd get more profit by simply not being an abrasive cockhead

>my 25,000+ obsessive fans

You have 1300 fans

>Nothing but praise

People were praising literal garbage on WGWs page

>I'm using each and every (you) I get to make my stuff better.

I personally don't have an issue with the art you've used so far like the AK74

You need to learn how to not be a defensive child and filter out the faggots who are just trying to shit on you

You're locked in your own stupid cycle
You act like an asshole, we call you and asshole, then you get mad and be an asshole to try to say you're NOT an asshole, which only proves the point you were an asshole from the start

>>33052433
If you want your shit critiqued, then post more and be able to take critique and bants. If you can take the bants and throw some bake in a light hearted way, you'll be good, but not when you're telling us to fuck off.

The times you do post your work, it's already in production, it would be better if you wait until the thread picks it appart and tells you what would look better.

>>33052409
>>33052427

I'm going to need some context here.

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>>33052537
Watch the show

>>33052525
this

You never post it while its in the design phase

>>33052537
Dragon loli doesn't like main character

>>33052546
probably because he usually commissions his art from other artists

>>33052544
I don't watch garbage

>>33049052
I appreciate it senpai. <3
I was innawoods a bit with friends today so I didn't get to check my email
>>33048604
>>33049177
These are super cool, would buy.

>>33052586
maid dragon is fun

>>33052490
I'll work on that. Thank you.

But to address the fans thing, I run a lame /ak/ page called "The Pathetic Life of an Average /k/ommando", which was at 50k before the first got taken down. I rebuilt it, and I'm sitting at about 25000 with growth of around 1750 per week.

>>33052568
Pretty much this. Sour and Guard do my art, and I'm unfortunately a bit hesitant to post art in here, especially since people so readily rip others off. I wish I had the talent to do my own art, but my talents lie elsewhere.

>>33052544

I'm not this >>33052586 faggot.

I don't know name of show.

>>33052436
There aren't a lot of mecha related patches. Are people here not a fan of mecha?

>>33052649

No, they are generally considered to be the same kind of mentally ill autists who masturbate to trains on /o/

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>>33052620

Make a patch that says "Cuck Removal Unit" or "Cuck Disposal Squad"

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>>33052436
Biafra.

>>33052649
there are very few mecha animes that are any good

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>>33052620

Rosen ritter patch when?

>>33052165
I am almost positive crimson is doing a run.

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>>33052691
...so make patches of the ones that are good

>>33052693
Would cop, also ones of the Poplan's fighter unit, Whiskey, applejack, whatever. If they exist in the show (I can't remember) I wan them

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>>33052712
i did tho

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>>33052755
more

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brb boys, going inna cinema to watch John Wick 2

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>>33052712
>>33052768
what if I make patches of my own autistic mecha designs

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>>33052062
http://feeluxheavensgate.bigcartel.com/product/heaven-s-gate-home-team-patch

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>>33052768

That guys hat logo looks really close to one of the ss patch designs. Check out the hat logo and look at >>33050363

Autism is my super power

>>33052194
I've made a couple and just put them up for others to talk about/modify/make there own. I really only want my singular meme patch, if someone wants to go through the trouble of getting a hundred made and packaging them, etc- more power to them.