*this fine young gentlemen blocks your path* Wat do /k/?

Tell him about our lord and savior Ian McCollum

>>33040466
Take him under my wing and instruct him on proper marksmanship, eventually earning myself a pass to say nigger.

>>33040488
>shut yo biatch ass up whit boi n get on yo knees

What do now

*teleports behind him*

*unsheathe job application*

Give him my wallet and when he runs away I shoot him.

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>>33040517

>>33040515
An invitation to pray already? I foresee great things for this one.

>>33040466
ask him what he's gunna do with that BB gun.

>>33040517
>nothin' personal mayne, just business

give him my wallet with $16.75

>>33040466
Ok let me get my wallet out
>pop pop pop
>mfw watching niggers drop

Just ignore him and keep walking. Tell him if he wants to shoot, aim for my head so he can put me out of my miserable existence.

>>33040514
>Take him under my wing
Aside from that, you were mostly correct. You don't take Tyrone under your wing. You talk to him like he's ya nigga.

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>>33040976

>>33040466
Black his path back

>>33040466
>rape

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>>33040466
>lol Travis you always playin'
>we missed you at the BLM demonstration, bruh
>I heard about Shaniece getting sick
>I thought it was cool that you took off work to stay home with her and the baby till she gets better
>Anyways I got an AA meeting I've got to get to
>it was nice seeing you
>tell Shaniece I said "Hi", familia

>walking in the hood, god knows why
>maintain situational awareness cuz im paranoid af
>notice man holding handgun gangsta style from >10ft away because of this
>sprint across street and drop behind cover if i hear shots

sorry, but lawyers and hospitals are expensive

>>33040466

Lol, I'd have to leave the house for that to happen.

>>33040466
>put mouth on barrel
>thank you Jesus

>>33040466
I ask the nice Klingon where the convention is.

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I'd get shot and die, I guess. Or, if I'm fast and lucky, fight and win.
He's not taking my cashless wallet without a fight.

>>33040466
Keep driving

Ask if he needs a couple of bucks or maybe just some herb. Proceed to blaze with him

>>33042011
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

>>33040466
Inform him that I'm a time travels from 2016 and that I need to warn the Federal Reserve, SEC, and Treasury that the sub-prime housing bubble is about to burst.

>>33040466
Point out the inferiority of his skin color and shoot him in the neck

>Safety is on
>Nog looks down
>unload 9mm in face and chest

>>33041967
I just pissed a little on my new leather chair. I hope that joke was worth it

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>>33040517

>>33042011
>African AA

>>33040466
Put on my gloves and take the pistol he's handing to me. Give him a few bucks for his trouble. Later on, arrange for the pistol to be found in a place where it'll cause some inconvenience for any one of a number of associates, compatriots, or competitors.

>>33040466

I unleash lyrical wizardry upon him. My rhymes make him donate to the march of dimes. And he sees the error of his ways, gets a job, and contributes to society.

>>33042447
Are you going to let him bang your gf afterwards too?

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>>33041199
>nigga
>named Travis

>>33040466
give him a scholarship