Texas Nuggetfest Canceled(?)

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>>33037109
>Indy "The Kiaser did Nothing Wrong" Neidell

>>33037109
Its not faggot im here right now

>>33037109
>>33037718
Yes but we are trying to find public land to relocate to

It's canceled indefinitely.

Go home.

>>33037835
Says who? Everyone is meeting up at the Walmart in Palestine right now to figure out our next move

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sucks2suck

Shitpost from palestine walmart

>a bunch of armed men in Palestine who want land to themselves

Some things just never change.

Waiting at Palestine Walmart to organize a /k/onvoy to the backup location

>>33037109
I'll let creep or swiggan give a full explanation but the short version is that there were way more people that showed up than the landowner anticipated and he shut it down.

Get a real social life, fucking sad losers.

Swiggan a shit

>>33038118
he posts this from his computer in his mom's basement

>>33038118
Says the faggot who didn't go to the social /k/ gathering

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So why did the landowner cancel?

>>33038248
More people showed up than expected, land owner was not pleased.

Wait so people showed up for nuggetfest today and this guy just goes "yeah never mind" and now everyone who made their way to Texas is SOL because of it? What a cunt

WillyGoat died for our sins.

>>33038383
F

>>33037875
Where at? I'm in front of the garden center

>>33038383
F

>>33037109
Too many autists to contain.

I can believe this.

This almost happened before.

A sheriff from town stopped by wondering why so many people were there, we explained ourselves in a non-spaghetti spilling fashion that we did not expect as large of a crowd as we got.
The guy gave some skepticism but said that next time we need to get a permit from the county for such a large crowd, and he left without incident.

>>33038101
So how many guys are there?

>>33038426
I'm back in the sporting goods looking at what remains of their 22 lr

>>33038466
It was over a stanag clipazine's worth of people. About as many as Missouri; in fact plenty of returners from then.

>>33037109
>>33038464
Texas confirmed for cuck state.

>>33038488
30 people is nothing, no one gets to bitch until three digits.

>>33038488
Really, only 30 guys showing up is somehow bad?

Why did the guy cancel because of that, not everyone has to shoot and some could just camp and wait for their turn.

>>33037828
>public land
>in Texas

>>33038466
Some people are saying 30-40, but there was probably 60 or so.

>>33038466
Bout 10.

>>33038533
Nigga, that's nothing. That's less than expected.

>>33038536
At Palestine Wallyworld anyway.

>>33038554
>tfw I'm a kommando with 40 acres about an hour away from Palestine but don't want 60 weebs leaving spaghetti everywhere

>>33038587
You're a cunt

>>33038587
The worst we'll do is spill literal spaghetti, which I've already done did.

WHERE SHOULD WE CONVENE?

>>33038587
Then don't sign up for exactly that and ditch after tens of thousands has been spent.

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>>33037109
I felt kind of bad for not being able to make it, but now hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

>tfw you dodged cum brownies and the great Wal-Martening.

>>33037109
Well with that cancellation, anyone down for seeing John Wick 2?

>>33038627
>>33038669
Shart in mart, sounds good but probably not many seats.

>>33038103
That sucks big time. I figured there would be alteast 40 people going, they were expecting like 10 or something?

Texas /k/ is cursed. Aside from tacotits, nobody can seem to get a meet done right. Only that one fag in Houston even bothers to keep trying.

>>33038669
>>33038692
Movie Grill in Tyler about 40mi away has plenty of seats for 7PM and the food's not bad.

>>33038770
> Drive 900 miles with 12 rifles and 2,000 rounds of ammo to go to walmart and the movies

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>>33038669
>leaving vehicles full of guns and ammo outside in a parking lot unattended for over 2 hours

You were all trolled by the "land owner"

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>>33038784
>not going to the movies with your guns

>>33038816
It's too bad I live so far south, I'd give up my nigger for a day card to crack a few windows.

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>>33037109
boo hoo. A bunch of amerilards cant go down to texas to eat barbecue with a bunch of other fat cunts whiles shooting their fancy AR-15s. Out here in the outback it is always nuggetfest, just with mad max-esque homemade weapons that your neighbor crafted out of a drainage pipe and sold for one hell of a kangaroo sheila. You should all move out here so you can see real weaponry.

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>tfw you informed the FBI
>everyone who went is on a watch list now

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>>33038889

>posts on /k/
>thinks he isn't already on a watchlist

>>33038889
Everyone who posts on this site gets watchlisted, retard.

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>>33038865
>fancy AR-15s

We own Lithgows too bruh.

>>33038382
the organizer obviously failed to organize with the land owner. the organizer is a piece of shit faggot

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>>33038889
>implying

>>33038097
Underrated

>>33038889
Oh hi taco tits, I see you've woken out of your diabetic coma, did you get your sausage toes amputated yet?

>Texas

enjoying my public land over here, feels good famalam

>>33038979
>Im happy my state is 50% owned by the feds
Stay cucked

>>33038865
Watch out for those emus, pineapple upside downbro.

>>33038889
If you're not on a watchlist you're not living life right.

>>33038889
>everyone who went
>when it was cancelled.

Just went full retard there.

Well I had fun while I was there, but I went home. Being bullied by the entire camp was stressful.

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>>33038097
LOST

>>33039170
What happened?

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>>33038097

>>33039210
They found a target for the dildo launcher....

>>33039210
>dozens of drunk guys chanting my name for some reason
>johnson and some other guy taking my cigs and conveniently not paying me for them
>being tracked down and presented the tail of the goat I didn't want them to kill

etc

>he goes to internet meet ups
>organized by 4chans weapons board

Yeah let's travel for hours and spend hundreds to be surround by the sort of spergtards who will spaghetti out when people look at them and have an ND into the back of my head, sounds great!

>>33039320
its ok moonrunes i still think you are cute

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>>33039320
They killed a goat?

>>33039369
Yeah. He was pretty cute I talked to him last night but this morning they shot it and then gave me the tail. I guess they never cooked the meat, but I'm not sure.

>>33039377
Too bad MilSurpDude wasn't there...

>>33039369
Yeah and I really want to hear why.

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>mfw Nuggetfest Texas became Nuggetfest Whataburger
>mfw I have no face

>>33039481
Nice to see you found a place to shoot

>>33039403
To eat, I guess. It started in the discord and just kinda grew from there. I was against it but they didn't listen to me

>>33039320
>tfw you will never have a small army chant your name
>tfw nobody told me about the goat
>tfw no cigs
Chad go home reeeeee

Texas nugget fest was literally the most autistic event i've ever attended
>everyone has some basic bitch AR or wasr
>3d printed school shooter looking kids with AR
>Meme tier poorfags with sks and mosin
>let them shoot my suppressed gucci ar and the poorfag babyshit green FALs start bitching at me about steel ammo even though nothing will happen to it
>Everyone was too autistic and muzzling everyone at the firing line.
Only a couple of the people were even cool, but they were so few and they didnt even bother shooting and let other autistic kids ruin their sexy guns. Daewoo guy and his little serbu asian friend were cool as shit, same with the guy who were dressed as BObandy +creep and other admins.
Fuck you swiggin, now i have to drive back to south carolina and waste my fucking time off.

>>33038496
Texan here, we really are. We scream about how based we are but really were pretty cucked.

> we can CC
With the govt permission

>were better than California!
Saying you're more intelligent than a retard doesn't make you smart.

>>33039518
>discord
Ah, tripfags, say no more of this faggotry.

>>33039529
>wasr
Literally everyone had Arsenals

>>33039593
I saw 3 and one of them weren't even an ak at the point

>>33039529
>south carolina
>Driving that far for an autism fest

You have only yourself to blame.

>Attending nuggetfests
>especially after the Georgia brownie incident
hoo, boy we got some retards here.

I counted 60+ at the range, dont know how many overall. The hike to the range sucked ass. Autism at nuclear levels.

>>33039659
all 3 MWNF have been fine except for idiots not knowing how much alcohol they can drink and dumbasses shooting dragonbreath over a berm into dry grass starting small brush fires.

>>33039170
Moon runes!

>>33039659
The cum brownie thing was fake.
>>33039667
Yep, it was obvious it was going to be a cluster fuck from the map. Saw it and cancelled my car pool.

>>33038496
Event permits are a municipal, not state issue. I can guarantee every state in the union has at least one faggy municipality.

This was 100% the first time drinking for about a dozen of the kids there.

>>33038889
>An FBI agent is watching me

Oh boy I've never had a secret admirer before!

>>33039716
First: Texas is a cuck state regardless of that.
Second: Whether or not it's a municipal issue is itself a state issue.

>>33039690
Yep. If we can get people to stop drinking as much, it would have been great. I think next year i am going to bring a tattoo gun and just give people who pass out dragon dildo tattoos.

>Drove from South Carolina
>Drove from Kentucky
>to meet at a walmart, eat whatburger and see a movie
Haw

It was legit fun and there were some real cool people. It's unfortunate that bad shit happened, and I know creep and swiggin are gonna catch shit, they're cool guys and I will do my best to attend future events.
>>33039720
That shit was annoying as fuck. That's really my only complaint, that there was a group of people shouting non stop after midnight. I should've camped further, but still they could've been more courteous and passed the fuck out like Sakuya.

>>33039785
Are these people so shut in that they've never had alcohol before?

Why can't I pretend to be surprised.

>>33039785
>People singing loudly at a campfire late into the night and chanting ruined NF for me
This is you

>>33039783
Still had a great time though. Even after we vacated.

>>33039835
>said i would go to future events
>said i had a great time
>said i enjoyed the people
>singing
They weren't singing nigger just shouting and being lightweights.

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>>33039377
>>33039403

>he was pretty cute
They killed to prevent you from fucking it.

>>33039481
>>33039494
Underrated.

>>33039785
>passed out like Sukoya
Why am I not surprised that furry twink can't handle his alcohol. He does that shit EVERY nuggetfest but nobody says anything because they are worried he'll go postal. Especially considering his employment.

>heavily armed /k/ommando's gathering at Walmart
Has anybody called the Sheriff yet to report a suspicious group of armed men at Walmart?

Rip Texasfest. I suppose one of them was bound to fail. I've not been yet, but frankly it sounds like Wild West is the one to go to

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>>33038889
>implying we aren't already on watch lists

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Now I feel like I dodged a bullet by having family and work business to attend, which made me leave earlier today.

Tiny tank was a success, though.

>>33039889
>they killed to prevent you from fucking it.
That goat started moaning at like 1:00. So they didn't prevent it at all, they just killed the witness.
>>33039889
>can't handle his alcohol
Say what you will, but he isn't a lightweight, he drinks like a fucking fish.
We did get a few looks at Wal-Mart, but there weren't a while lot that went and everyone's shit was stowed.

>>33039889
We got some strange rooms from normies but that was about it.

>>33039889
>sa/k/uya
>furry
Oh, yeah, no. No.
>can't handle his alcohol
That's a bit misleading. Sure he passes out, but only after being responsible for 50% of the alcohol consumed.

>>33038902
>>33038905
uh, what?

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>>33037109
Probably didn't want a bunch of losers like this showing up.

>>33038734
Texas /k/ is cursed because they shunned the originators of the meetups. Now we just all have tons of fun together without all the new spergy cancer that exists on the board.

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>>33039962

>sa/k/uya drinks like a fish

I know girls that can drink him under the table. Now please put your trip back on and stop posting on /k/ while driving back to Indiana or wherever your from.

>>33039962
>>33039963
>>33039978
I notice nobody corrected the "afraid to tell him to stop because he might go postal" comment. I know everybody else is thinking it.

>>33040015
Welcome to reality.

This place is monitored by the 3-letter agencies, creepfinder hasn't checked in yet, and I've heard confirmation that the landowner wants everyone gone.

News at 11.

So wait, is the goat kill?

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>almost went to first NuggetFest
>gets cancelled

Huh, I almost went to this, kinda puts me off going to others if they can just be cancelled on a whim

>>33040068
Yeah, this morning, dude.

>>33040051
landowner was scared of liability of 60+ autistic k-tards shooting each other.

>>33040070
this is the first nuggetfest ever to be cancelled on the date. It's not like it's a common occurence.

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>>33038339
shit nigger
should have bought more land

>>33040045
He absolutely does drink like a fucking fish, and he probably would go postal. Can't correct you if you aren't wrong.

>>33038669
>theater shooter walks in
>shits himself

>>33039774
That's only going to make me want to blackout harder

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>>33038938
my understanding was that the organizer was the land owner.

>>33040092
Still though its quite alarming. Still odd that the land owner would renege on his agreement over just the amount of people. Was it some old man who got Woodstock flash backs? Did he believe it was a gay orgy lubricated by hoppes?

>>33039886
Late night group had nothing but hard liquor for over 3 hours
"lightweights"

>>33040090
Stop letting in traps and I guarantee you you won't have this anymore.
Y'all spend so much time on here you forget that normies are a thing and they don't like fags that dress like chinese cartoon characters.

>>33040110
negative

swiggan is grandson of owner

>>33040034
If you were to compile everyone's face at nf this is what it would look like

>>33040119
I don't think we know the full story yet. I'll wait till creep chimes in before accusing anybody of anything. It does sound weird though.

MOONRUNES
MOONRUNES
MOONRUNES
MOONRUNES
MOONRUNES

>>33040124
I didnt see anything in a dress or fur suit. lots of milsurp camo

>>33040153
There was a French maid last night.

>>33040121
I don't care what you've been drinking or how much nigger, stop fucking yelling at 2 am. Fucking pass out in your vomit like ardy and sakuya.

God damn y'all are retarded

>>33040105
>be slightly autistic alcoholic
>find "friends" online on anon message board
>use a tripcode when you start meeting everybody in person so they know its you
>get ridiculed over Trip
>get ridiculed over trap hobby's
>find out everybody on the meme school shooter forum actually thinks you might become a school shooter

I just hope he doesn't go full Dylann Roof to prove a point.

>>33040163

kell dip I suspect.... does he count?

>>33040124
I think people in milsurp killing goats is was killed it, assuming organizer was truthful with the land owner.

How did willy goat die?
Inb4 heart attack from high speed dildo collision to the chest

>>33040187
>/k/
>asking how something died

Clearly poisoned by his enemies.

>>33040187
.38 to the back of the head

>>33040187
Curious about this as well. >>33040183

>>33039481
>receipt
is Halee a qt?

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>>33040187
High speed dildo confirmed

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rip in piece

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>>33039481
>call whataburger asking for Halee
>pretend to be anon
>get titty pics
>she tells you to come back and that she gets off at 11

Go anon. Go back to your waifu! And be sure to thank me at the next Nuggetfest!

>>33038097
Upboat.

I dont understand why people on the most mature board here would go out of their way to be spergs at a meet.

>>33040273
They don't, most of this is bitter or jealous noguns memeing.

>>33040273
Because it's charmingly funny?

>>33040240
>That was a good meet.

>>33040119
>Did he believe it was a gay orgy lubricated by hoppes?
is that a thing? Can it be a thing?

>>33038339
>>33040097
60 people is not more people than planned
60 people is the lower bound of what could reasonably be expected
>>33040127
things make more sense now, but holy fuck volunteering land for autismfest when you don't have latitude for much more than would be expected is dumb - about right for a Texan, though.
>>33040163
kek
>>33040183
>>33040187
>hey let's shoot this dudes goat
just wtf my shit up senpai

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I was considering driving from the east coast to go to this. Did I dodge a boolit?

>>33040266
>Whatatitties
goddamnit now I want a cheeseburger.

>>33040273
see >>33040286
Texas is proportionally much more of noguns shithole

Texas is a cuck state, but sucking this bad was unexpected.

>>33040308
Masturbate with hoppes first. Then post pics here. Then we'll setup the orgy plans.

>>33040314
Why don't we crowdfunding like 50 acres near the mountains or swamps? It's like $1100 dollars per acre. There are anons that post here with cars costing more than that.

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>>33040341
Yep!

>>33040273
>the most mature board
>go out of their way to be spergs
Regardless of whatever makes you think that /k/ is remotely mature.

Being in large groups, trying to make friends, impress people and find your place in the ranks is normal. It's no different than children bragging on the playground. They're trying to impress and one up each other.

And because this is le eipc 4chan image memeboard, they're going to be autistic about what they brag about and try to do. And they can't seem to realize that what happens face to face, isn't text and images on the internet.

>creep doesn't do a thorough background check on Swiggans
>Swiggans is some under 21 kid who told gramma he was having friends from Bible Camp over
>Creep left in the dark about who was the real land owner and had final authority on the property
>Grandparents show up Friday around noon and are quite perturbed at ~30 komandos setting up camp
>let's everyone stay
>we have no cell reception
>grandparents txt swiggan saying we need to leave in the morning
>he never got that the txt
>grandparents roll up at 13-1400hrs as tannerite and magdumps are going off
>pissed as fuck at the 60+ kommandos who appear to be belligerently disrespecting him and his property
>storms around telling everyone to pack up and git
>massive panicked clean up ensues

There's the highlights

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>>33040363
>mfw my car only cost $500.00

>>33040363
Well, first because someone needs to actually be responsible for it. Second, because Texas sucks.
Arizona would be best, but that is taken care of by arkadia in NV.
Pennsylvania, Virginia, or West Virginia land would be best, but that shit is a LOT more than $1100/acre. Hell, it's a lot more than $11000/acre.

>>33039170
hey you were pretty cool dude, moonrunes is /k/'s favorite stepchild!

>>33040397
that would make a lot of sense.

lel swiggens grandpappy is making him clean up the range of all the spent casings rekt

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>>33040398
>mfw paid $23,000 cash on a whim for mine at age 22

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>>33040397
I am surprised and disappointed at the same time.

>>33040266
>nametag starts with letters other than "H"
You goddamn liar

>>33040422
That's what happened

Swiggans didn't communicate well with his folks and maybe didn't understand how big NF can get

Creep didn't delve far enough to make sure he was dealing with the person who had final say on the property

Also his grandparents are pretty upset the largely "secret" family property got posted on the internet for strangers to visit.

>tl;dr don't miscommunicate; that's why your parents are divorced

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>>33040295
Indeed, pic related
>>33040397
>i wanted to attend TxNF17
>waited too long to ask for time off work
>o well
>dodged a yuge boolit
>feels good

>>33040377
This. I have made a lot of friends at this just being quiet and helpful.

>>33040407
I'd offer up my family land in NC but that would end up pissing my family off. It's also expensive hunting land. Looking at land online it looks like you can get 80+ acres of woodlands for like 45k...easily crowfundable and we could clear cut the timber to sell plus lease to a farmer/hunter for mineral rights. And we could offer the land in a legal agreement to everybody that contributes in varying ownership percentage points for the land. Anything more than the taxes produced gets divided by percentage point to each investor.

>>33040363
Do you actually think people would contribute to that?

Just because I have money for me, doesn't mean that I'll contribute to a bunch of fucks who will ruin, mistreat and abuse something that I helped pay for.

Unless the land gets owned by an LLC and a board of trustees who paid for you fucks to do your stupid shit on, get fucked.

>>33040454
No one got hurt; no one but a Billy Goat (who did it for our sins) died; no one did anything illegal; no one got arrested; and we didn't no trash the place and cleaned up thoroughly after ourselves. What little time we did spend was glorious.

>>33040480
But was it worth the time in travel and money spent?

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Well, now I'm glad I had other plans.

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>>33040471
>Kommando Land Dynamics LLC

>>33040480
Uh... who owned the sacrificial goat?

>>33040468
I doubt you'd be able to crowdfund private land for /k/ but you're welcome to try. Problem is no one who's too far away will want to contribute to something they'll maybe use 4 times a year at best; zero to one most likely.

>>33040363
Yeah, crowd fund property, I'll buy it and be the owner and caretaker.
We'll organize meets and hold it on my property.
Just don't trash the place and leave shit all over.

Then once the land is acquired all I'll need is $20 from about 50 anons a year and it'll be great!

>>33040505
>no one who's too far away will want to contribute to something they'll maybe use 4 times a year at best; zero to one most likely.
>what are hunting leases

>>33040502
That would be BigDick, who bought the thing with the intent to slaughter and feed to us.

He was late, the goat gained one more night on this earth, and was dispatched with HE's webley early this morning.

>>33040471
>board of trustees
>llc

Why don't we just start one and the investors get ownership in the company? Obviously there's a fucking interest but nobody (except creep with Arcadia) has been involved.

I'm perfectly willing to start a company to do this with AND purchase an initial (small) tract to be used but it's kindof pointless and a waste if A. It becomes unaffordable because /k/ doesn't want to pay a little bit or B. the legal process prevents fun meets from happening.

>>33040518
>implying the deer wouldn't avoid the property after they get shot with rocket propelled dildos

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>>33039385

kekd

>>33040492
I travelled over 2000 miles and spent some money on other contributions to help make things happen.

Because this got cut short; I'd say economically that a big no. But I had fun; and while that doesn't be even the scales it does help soften the blow. If we had a full weekend I imagine I'd be very satisfied.

>>33040502
A Kansas gentleman bought the goat and put it down humanely. I expect it will be delicious; gonna cook the flanks when we get back from all this.

>>33040521
With BD's webley.

Jesus, I hate my phone.

>>33038464
That's because California cops are actually reasonable people instead of power tripping fags who got bullied in high school like in some states I won't mention.

If I ever inherit the family land in Splendora I'll host, just a waiting game now.

It was fun while it lasted, sad that we had to leave on such short notice. Decided I would skip out on the National Forest Nugget Fest though.

>>33040501
Call it whatever you want. Name it Executive Outcomes for all I care.

But the reality is that unless we have a care taker, and a process to maintain that land between the one or two times it gets used a year and it's convenient for all parties involved it will not happen

>>33040438
I'm happy for you. no one in my family has ever seen $23,000 at one time in their entire life.

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Range safety instruction..

Trip fag demonstrating proper dt technique

Trip fag not named, but I heard he drives a truck, just sayin

>>33040545
Depends a lot on what part of California desu.

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>Be at a NC meetup
>be shootan for a few hours
>mag dumping my AK
>Convincing Blucarpets that he needs and M39
>Chimps mom and pop walk up and tell us they expected more shootan than what we did
>Ask us if we need anything, super friendly
>10/10 parents
>Chimps based pupper greets us
>NC confirmed for a best meetups

>>33040574
>dammit, Dale, not again...

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>>33040397
Lmao jesus christ

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>>33038466
About tree fiddy

>>33040556
>$15000 cash for 80 acres
>thinks /k/ can't afford to buy and maintain this amount

Literally if it can be farmed, timber can be cut, hunted, turned into wetlands, or has minerals on it then it will pay for itself.

If at the end of the year I find something dirt cheap for 10-20k cash I'll buy it for /k/ so long as it can be used to pay the taxes on itself.

I'm on the central east coast so it won't compete with Ar/k/adia.

>>33040467
So you agree with him, but you did the complete opposite of what he described.
What?

>>33039481
Damn Texas is cheap af
Too bad it's still Texas

Tfw I didn't get to bully moon runes

>>33040363
Please tell me where land is $1100/acre
If it isn't a swamp or a desert, or 500mi from the nearest paved road, I'll buy it and let /k/ommandos sleep there for free.

MFW all these irrational Texas-haters

>>33040676
>mfw a buddy of mine has swamp land at WAY over that price per acre.
Grows the best barley ive ever seen though, plus it is the best deer and coyote hunting land in the area as well.

>>33040676
I saw some radon infested land that was like 3 bucks an acre in the paper once.

Dont remember where it was though.

>>33040643
>agree that those people are annoying or understands that's what they're trying to accomplish
>an anecdote about how doing the opposite of that has made him more liked and respected than acting like a faggot

>>33040676
There are places in Arizona with land under $1000 an acre, but they aren't near any population center at all.

>>33040687
Texas sucks

>>33040692
>tfw no radioactive NF at a poison gas spewing wasteland

>>33040676
>driving 500 miles for Nuggetfest
>want wide open land where no normies bother us
>worried its too far from a paved road

You can get 80 acres in Nevada (Creep did this) for $10k.

I'll have that much saved by the end of the year. Just dropped $6k on a new F-250 though. With a partner and plan to pay the taxes this is an easy way to get a /k/ meet. Creep LITERALLY is doing this with Ar/k/adia already though.

>>33040705
>texas sucks
proofs, fuccboi

>>33040707
>NF

You wot anon?

>>33040719
NuggetFest?

>>33040692
>Alright /k/, we gotta purge the radon outta this land.
>60 /k/ommandos shooting the air and aerating the ground with bullets
>implying that's not what they do at meetups anyway.

>>33040724
That'd make sense.

>>33040729
You're free to try but that shit ain't my cuppa tea.

Why did you faggots shoot a goat?

>>33040692
>Radon Infested land
Enjoy cheap cancer.

>>33039529
This. I hated most of the people there. Especially that one faggot who kept saying he was a jew and shouting dumbass bullshit 24/7. Wish he could have learned to shut the fuck up for like 5 seconds every once in a while.

>>33040712
I've been to ar/k/adia. It's 10-15 mi from pavement, and we had like 8 popped tires that meet.

Also see:
>not a desert

>>33040705
Hmmm. interesting.

>>33040750
because they are hard to cook live?

>>33040753
Nigga why tf you think I didnt cop it?

>>33040755
You can buy swampland with timber that can be leased as a hunting property in FL for $1000 an acre.

Wouldn't we want flat, grassy land for a fucking range? Aint no one gonna be comfortable camping in a god damn swamp

>>33040781
I imagine a wooded area with clearings and appropriate backstops.

>>33040547
You have guns you could always expedite the process

>>33040716
Quiet vatnik.

Everything is privately owned, things aren't as cheap as you guys make them out to be, everywhere is full of people, you're industrialized to the point of ruination, Texans who can't figure out the difference between pride and jingoism, weather, high cost fo water, bugs, awful drivers, Austin.

I can go on. Your state isn't anything to be particularly proud of or brag about.

>>33040097
I fell for the meme and went expecting at least some cute guys, but instead got a bunch of gearfag autists.

>>33040762
I read the thread, I thought it was either the landowner's or was brought for literal sacrifice, not just to eat.

>that guy on his phone nonstop

>>33040795
Im cute.

>>33040599
Ga meets are the same way, everyone knows eachother now and it's always just chill and casual shootin

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>>33039481
>Burger King-tier burger joint
>not going to a buffet with your fellow /k/ommandos

I'm sorry, I thought you guys were in Texas.

>>33040521
scumbags

>>33040781
>>33040787
Areas like the Blueridge mountains are perfect imo.

A valley is great because it allows you to shoot against the mountain and be absolutely sure you aren't gonna hit anything on the other side, and you can fire down into a valley for training.

>>33040773
>FL
>habitable

Sorry, I guess I should've specified "Class M"

>>33040180
>>33040105
>>33039889

I'm not the only one that thinks of this character when I see him, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9t_MNfaEA

>>33040798
Someone brought up in the discord the idea of a pig roast; someone else suggested goat and it rolled from there. BD bought a goat; humanely put it down, cleaned and dressed it. Unfortunately we didn't get to eat it.

Sakuya went full autismo retard with the carcass though.

>>33040842
Did he try to fuck it or something?

>>33040798
>I read the thread, I thought it was either the landowner's
strike 1

>or was brought for literal sacrifice,
strike 2

>not just to eat.
strike 3

you're an idiot

>>33040826
>>33040820
>>33040781
>>33040787
http://www.landwatch.com/Mitchell-County-North-Carolina-Land-for-sale/pid/4395807

Cheap AF for mountain land in NC.

http://www.landwatch.com/Robeson-County-North-Carolina-Land-for-sale/pid/289464728

>No access

Anybody got a helicopter?

http://www.landwatch.com/Hyde-County-North-Carolina-Land-for-sale/pid/25045514

>over a mile of waterfront
>prime hunting
>over 100 acres
>$99k

And thats just in NC. You go to Nevada and that same amount of land is like 1/5th the price.

>>33040853
He tied it up to a tree, luckily it was taken down before the landowners showed up.

>>33040492
I was only 1:30 away and I'm home now. Had a lot of fun while I was there but I wish I didn't bring so much shit.

>>33040807
I only saw maybe three dateable people there, and I doubt you were any of them.

>>33040865
>mitchell county
Not that far from my dad's place, i can tell you it would probably be either up or down and not much flat in between, the actual mountains of NC start in Mitchell county. Probably would be great for shooting safely with backstops.

>>33038961
Rekt

>>33040859
Do you really think it's farfetched to assume that someone brought a goat to sacrifice to Kek?

>>33040895
Exactly. /k/ thinks this land isn't affordable. We can EASILY afford land for unlimited Nuggetfests. Just need to find the right land at the right price.

>>33039320
Spotted the faggot

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>this whole thread

>>33040913
And people will still bitch because it isn't convenient for them

>>33040793
>Everything is privately owned
As it should be. Public land is fucking cancer, commie.

>things aren't as cheap as you guys make them out to be
Texas is in the top 10 of the states with lowest cost of living in the US, and well under the median cost.

>everywhere is full of people, you're industrialized to the point of ruination

You do not realize how large and diverse Texas is. There are some very desolate and isolated areas.

>Texans who can't figure out the difference between pride and jingoism
Sorry for unapologetically being the best state in the Union.

> weather

This isn't even a point.

>high cost fo water
Texas has much cheaper water rates than similar metropolitan areas, and this is also a stupid point.

>bugs
Quit being a bitch.

>awful drivers
We're right in the middle of deaths per capita. Stupid point again.

> Austin
Hipsters/Liberals suck ass so I agree there, but it and the surrounding areas are cool places to visit.

Your analysis sounds like the rudimentary rumblings of a 19 year old. Sorry that you live at home and don't have the means or abilities to move away from the place your parents anchored you.

>>33040923
>coming from the alcoholic woman beating asian

>>33040913
thats litterally what creeps land in NV is for

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>>33040818
I went to the burger joint on my way out.
I fucking hated this. I drove for 2 days from my nice cabin in washington, hoping to see a few of my friends from this shitty board who said they were coming, but none of them did. Half the people didnt know how a fucking firing line worked. The only fun shit that happened was the dildo launcher and eating the goat. Never again. At least not the texas one. Texas just attracts all kinds of tards.

>>33040902
and you think animal sacrifice was a likely choice... naive much?

>>33040955
Arkadia isn't nuggetfest. Similar, but it's intended to be much more structured.

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>>33040923
Hey are you doing another GA meetup soon? Creep seems kind of strict with whats allowed at nuggetfest and after this I'm not so sure. He said I couldn't even bring pic related!

>>33040902
Dont be a dumb fag. We ate the thing. It tasted pretty good except for one part, because the dipshit in charge of roasting it fucking abandoned it and got drunk and one vigilant /k/ommando had to save the food. I would have eaten more if they had sweet baby ray's instead of that grocery store bargain bbq sauce shit.

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>>33040981
not after what happened at the last one

>>33040997
What happened?

>>33041003
If I remember correctly everyone drew cocks on the outhouse. That or we are referring to the infamous cum brownies.

>>33040996
Sweet Baby Ray's is fucking god sauce.

>>33040874
I thought creep ran a tighter ship

>>33040913
t b q h famfam thats about as cheap as you will find it in NC. I worked for a lady who built a ranch on Lake Hickory and paid 55,000 per HALF acre. Bought 8 acres.

>>33040981
Ive seen some autistic shit on here before and this is right up there in the top 5 things.
Have another (You)

>>33040842
Im laughing my ass off. You dont know about the other goat. Another goat was brought along. It was killed, it was eaten. But yeah, really unfortunate that sakuya decided to waste the fucking meat on the other one.

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>>33041051
I know right? If you dont have sweet baby ray's for a spitroast, you shouldnt be allowed to roast anything. But I will admit I ate almost a whole leg with the shitsauce.

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This guy slaps your rifle on the buttstock and asks what your favorite waffegeist is, what do you do?

>Guardbro please come to mwnf

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>>33041082
Im a virtuous pedophile m8. You'd probably have a silicone fuck doll of a woman (or whatever your attracted to) if the real thing was so taboo that you could be killed for courting it.

>>33041003
two /k/ommandos got caught shoving flash hiders in the woods by the range. ratted us all out, and we got banned from the entire park
>>33041043
im talking abou the one in alabama, since it was 99% georgiafags anyway.

>>33041053
I don't believe he ever saw this and if i recall correctly it was not as easily seen from where most everyone was hanging out as it was from the road coming in. I have no idea how long it was up or who took it down, Sakuya could've taken it down without being prompted after a few minutes.

>>33041126
>caught shoving flash hiders in the woods by the range.
>>33041126
Uhm wat?

>>33041126
You mean like the flash hiders that go on the end of a barrel? I'm still confused what they did

>>33041145
sorry. they were the ENTIRE flash hiders

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>>33041120
Holy shit.

>>33041126
I see, so you guys were being naughty and some guys decided to take you all with them.

>>33040661
The fuck? Whataburger is the most expensive, overpriced place you can possibly eat at.

>>33041120
>virtuous pedophile
I mean id usually talk shit about that but at least you are only diddling silicone and not actual children
>looking at you uncle Billy

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>>33041183
basically.

>>33041153
Ohhhh you mean they were stabbing trees with flash hiders?

>>33041212
they were fuggin

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>>33041126
>go to nuggetfest
>bring a box of flash hiders
>go out innawoods and hide them around
>park rangers catch me
>banned from the park for life

>>33041212
no they were the WHOLE flash hider, and got caught like retards

What >>33040705
Okay, got it.
You mentioned anecdote so now I keep thinking of a Ron White joke. So here:

(I never had much of a vocabulary. In fact, my friend Bob Schneider would still be alive today if I’d known the difference between “antidote” and “anecdote”. He got bitten by a copperhead, and I’m telling him funny stories out of Reader’s Digest. His head started to swell, I said “This ain’t working”. He goes, “READ FASTER!!”)

>>33041256
This made me breathe rapidly out of my nose.

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>>33041223
Is that... illegal?

Can I have an invite to the discord?
This was my first nuggetfest and while it was cut short, it was a good time.
Friday night drinkan was great. Wish i could have gotten more than one mag off today, though.

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>>33041324

>>33041120
How do you afford all of this and have time to set up everything for these pictures?

>>33041324
> I've decided I'm gonna start being open about it and hopefully demistify what it means to be a pedophile.
Dude... in one post you went from being the most autistic thing ive seen here in a while to being the most degenerate thing ive seen.

>>33041228
What???

>>33041102
Goat meat is fucking delicious.

>>33041053
He does his best, but he can't be everywhere at once.

>>33041324
Have you tried fucking an Asian? My girl is 90 pounds, 5' flat, and a 32A, I made her keep her bush because it was freaking me out enough when we fucked.

>>33041382
Pink Pistols having naked fun time in Alabama is means for expulsion.

>TL:Dr two guys had sex with no women around

>>33041382
yea they both just uper autistic, and thought nobody notices them sneaking off, but they did it while the range was cold and stepped on literally branch out there, and they shoved the whole flash hider!

>>33041423
>>33041420
Is this real? What did they look like?

Come to think of it, the landowner kicked us all out because he saw what sakuya did to the fucking goat.

>>33041324
Do not do that.

>>33041463
exactly what you'd think they'd look like.

>>33041482
Scrawny, almost hairless, long hair, and pale?

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>tfw planning to go for the gay sex
>didnt want to drive that far with my tags out
>glad i didnt go

>>33041482
Overweight/out of shape, horrible BO, and horrendous social skills?

>>33041114
Fuck OFF Grouchy
You are going to be six feet under if I ever see you at fucking nf

>>33041499
>>33041523
short hair, skinnyfat, and borderline non-vocal

>>33041566
Hot.

>>33040981
we planned to have a tent party and beat you with socks filled with brass if you brought that.
Also fuck the autistic gearfag nigger that kept shouting the jew memes over and over again.

>>33041371
Lol I'm just a humble programmer who manages my finances well. And I just kinda had my guns and stuff laying around it didn't take too much arranging.
>>33041377
I can see where your coming from but being a pedophile is different than being an sjw lgbt faggot. Pedophiles sexuality is dangerous and they actually need to feel accepted enough to be able to come forth and get help. As it is most people would at the very least severely chastitise if not threaten to or even hurt you if you admitted to being sexually attracted to children.
>>33041393
I've never been with a tiny asian girl but I doubt it would do it. I've tried for years to be attracted to something at least somewhat normal

>>33041573
That's called blanket party, not a tent party you mong.

>>33041562
You wouldn't do shit, honky. I'd fold you up and use you to warm my sleeping bag

>>33041577
>need to feel accepted enough to be able to come forth and get help
Actually yeah
I would agree with that
Still gonna kill any irl kiddy diddlers I meet

>>33041599
>honky

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So, it has come to this

>>33041599
>Have fugly wife
>"military" mp who sat on his fat ass all day
>takes selfies at the most autistic angles to make up for his lack of chin
lol sure bud

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>>33041615
literally okay /wtg/. You would see me at a nf and shit your shorts.

Anyway what other fests are coming up? Hopefully creep can get the next one concrete

>>33041635
>Fat manlet with fat wife
>>>""""shitting my shorts""""
yeah uh huh

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>>33041610
fixed

>>33041666
>Fat

sir i'll have you know im right in my BMI, dONT YOU DARE TRIGGER MEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33041577
as a guy that was diddled with as kid, i feel pretty conflicted. Getting diddled with messed me up for many years, I mean i find it repulsive that anyone could bring themselves to do that to a child. Dude id honestly recommend getting some therapy and stop watching the loli porn that im sure you do.

>>33041705
I can SEE your MAN TITTIES
I don't want YOURS I want MOONRUNES

>>33041711
That's the point he's making, rather than completely ostracizing pedos they should be understood that are still people that can be fixed and as long as they wish to be fixed then they are good people.
Fuck pedos

>>33041742
you'd motorboat me to hell and back, you little faggot

>>33041795
are you the jew meme spouter?

>>33041635
>Anyway what other fests are coming up? Hopefully creep can get the next one concrete

I think the next one is in PA during the summer.

>>33040121
>>33039886
Sorry about the noise levels... I do remember drunkenly apologizing several times as we shouted johnny rebel.

We drank nothing but 60 proof and up liquor, and spent the whole night passing around moonshine and beers. We probably had about 10 shots and 4 or so beers each. It was a good time.

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This is why it got shut down
>curtesy of Sa/K/uya

>>33041865
Next time Sakuya needs a babby sitter.

>>33040397
>massive panicked clean up ensues

I think we did pretty damned good. I stayed back with Truckerbro and many others and we picked up trash, loaded several trucks, then finally left when everything was clean after a final sweep.

Getting my stuff was a bit hard because I didn't know where they were unloading it. Ardy is a based motherfucker for finding my bag.

Thanks to everyone who helped make leaving work out.

>>33041889
>>33041865
who the fuck was sakuya. I can't put the name to the face

>>33041906
One of the cross dressing twinks. Look for the dude with the baby shit FALs. He's kinda alright, little spergy.

>>33041844
That was Johnson

Did stolen valor moon boots show up?

>>33041924
>One of
There was more than one?

>>33041906
skinny tripfag who dresses up in girls clothes to solicit a reaction from people, for being an attention whore, among other things.

>>33041865
>>33041889
>trusting a barely legal kid with no drinking experience to manage themselves

>>33041930
Didn't have to be there to know the jew spouting memes was Johnson.

>>33041957
There was at Midwest nuggetfest.

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Seriously though, is this going to be a problem for future meets?

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>>33041957

>>33041986
Probably not, though it might drive off a few people.

>>33041986
Yes, this is the tipping point for meets.

This is where everything falls apart.