A Chinese Death Squad is coming for your ass. What do you do?

>Chinese
Laugh at their small penises and wait for their cheap copies of real weapons to explode in their hands.

Wait for their trains to carry them across the ocean

>>33034872
>All black with bright red shoulder boards
It's cool, I'll spot them before they spot me.

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>>33034913
By the time you seem them, it's too late.

>>33034872
Release the pitbulls and GTFO.

>>33034941
>trying to stall a Chinaman by giving him his favorite food
Cunning

>>33034872
Buy thier WoW gold.

>>33034951
Huehuehue. There's also a chance that it's
>tainted meat

>>33034900

Ok. I want someone to sync this with the opening music from west side story. Now!

>>33034872
Pay even the slightest bit of attention to my surroundings after stocking my new moat with gators and piranhas.

>>33034872
Use a bowl of rice as a diversion and flank them

>>33034872
Look here you fucking chink, I dont "slip" at any point. Whenever I go out onto the street I have my gun locked and loaded. Nobody can surprise because I am constantly scoping out my surroundings, checking for shooting positions and escape routes. Some chinese speaking gang banger will stick out like a sore thumb to my eyes. I will have a bead on his fucking head before he turns the corner.
So no, not "Everybody is slippin at some point" you imbecile.

>>33034981
>Gators and piranhas
Well then it's just a gator moat, isn't it? That's like stocking it with gators and koi.

>>33035016
More like having a large number of groundskeepers to clean up after a bunch of giant slobs.

>>33034918
Wait wait wait

They are figthing Zombies.

>also that evolution of Pocket Sand, Cocaine Sand!

>>33034872
link to the video? thanks!

>>33034872
Poison the dogs

>>33034872
Make sure they buy me a ring before giving it up

laugh as I hold their heads when they're trying to charge at me

>>33034872
dunno maybe call the delta squad

>>33035016
wouldn't a school of piranhas actually fuck gators up?

how can they see me if their eyes aren't open? checkmate chinks

>>33034872
Time to call in the Japs.

>Chicomsfearthesamurai.jpg

>>33034872
What is that equivalent to the national guard or something in america?

>>33034872
>>33034883
>>33034900
>>33034918
lol, did they hire one of the ISIS 'special forces' guys to direct these videos?

>>33034872
Call the US embassy and hope words of their visa and assets get frozen reach them.

>>33035694
?
Armed police for closest National Guard equivalence in PRC.

>>33034872
>A Chinese Death Squad is coming for your ass. What do you do?
Nice. Finally get that food i ordered 2 weeks ago.

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>>33034872
Hire pic related

>>33034872
>slashed neck twice
that's not how silent kill works

>>33034918
>finds corpse
>"Heh, sniff my fingers"
>leaves
>the smell wakes up the corpse

>>33034883
i love how the guy was jumping off the cliff before he got hit by the bullet.

chinese death squads are so good that they will kill you before you even commit suicide

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speaking of goofy chinese military groups, do their recon units actually carry these big-ass swords?

>>33034894
Do you even shoot chink gun before? Hell do even have a gun?

>>33034918
>gets blinded
>starts stabbing at nothing with the wrong grip on the knife
>probably stabbing himself multiple times in actuality
China bois

>>33034900
>>33034883
>>33034872
I love how everything these guys do is done while completely tensing up all their muscles

>>33036256
its to check if they're still breathing

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>>33034872
>>33034883
>>33034900
>>33034918
I loudly proclaim that Taiwan is a legit government, Tibet is being illegally occupied and that rape of Nanking never happened.

Then I shoot the bush that screeches in asian

>>33035002
I think I was in that thread

> bandanas over head
> made in china gunz
> throwing knives

it's trash

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>>33036374
cheeky lil cunt I give you that

>>33036374
kek

>>33035462
Sorry, took me a bit to find it again
http://tv.81.cn/roll/2016-10/01/content_7406578.htm
Pre-roll goes until 2 minutes in, that's when the episode really starts
Excitement starts to ramp up at about the 7:30 mark

>>33034872
Wait. Is this China or Taiwan?

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>>33036374

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They'll never even see me.

>>33034872
kill them because that faggot teacup grip

>>33034872
Stunts perfomed by actual state dissidents! Many thanks to the Beijing Medical Organ Fa-Hospital for the loan!

>>33034918
f

>>33034872
>Kill dog

>bury Claymore mine in his intestines

>>33034872
ask them, why they forgot my extra hot dip for my kung pow chicken

>>33036284
From what I understand, guys in Tibet kept getting attacked by swords so they started issuing them

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Throw a couple Marines in front of them

I mean sure, they'll eventually overrun eventually but not without taking 75% casualties.

Shit you wouldn't even need Marines, throw in couple of ROTC gaurdsmen and they'll probably do as much damage

>>33034872
>teacup

ive got nothing to worry about

>>33034872
>Wearing red
> Inna jungle

Yea ok

>>33036301
Found the chinkaboo

>>33034872
Shoot at them with their own Chinese steel core. Lol.

>>33034872
>that throwing knife insta-kill
holy shit, are they learning combat techniques from Modern Warfare 2?

>>33034883
>>33034900
>>33034918
So, are they trying to bust drug cartels or something?

>>33034872
Drive to work, cackle maniacally as the Apaches scramble from the base across the river.

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>>33034872
send in the 16th

>>33034872
At first I was going to say laugh at their selection of weapons but then I watched their tactics.
I would laugh at their tactics.

>>33034900
>nobody looking at the hand singles
>still able to strut down the path in perfect unison
Damn, how can America keep up?

>>33034872
christ this is sad

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>>33036374

>>33034872
>grab SKS
>go outta woods

>>33035002
Aha! Scanning terminator is roaming the threads again i see

>>33036301
Clearly he has none. Like most of K

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>>33036374
Made my day.

>>33034872
>>33034883
>>33034900
>>33034918

Is this some kind of a joke?

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>>33036256
my fucking sides

>>33034872
*throws knife overhanded

>>33035513
Kek

>>33036279
>The guy
That's a very obvious manikin, anon

>>33034900
Can someone edit the pink panther music over this?

>>33036279
Naw, chink bullets are so deadly they kill you before they even hit you

>>33034918
Laughing My Ass OFF

>>33034918
FORGET HIM HE'S GONE

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>>33034872
>A Chinese Death Squad

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>>33034918

>Guy has a knife sticking out of his chest
>"Monitor, wake up".

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>>33039043

>Your men get attacked with swords
>Issue them with swords of their own to make it a fair fight

>>33034900
>nothing can stop the flying V

>>33034872
Gooks can suck my dry nuts I dont give a two fucks about some yellow small eye looking motherfuckers.

>>33034872
>put bowl of rice in the middle of a clearing
>wait for them in a bush
>kill from behind when chinks are falling for my rice trap

Throw my iPhone on the ground and escape as they mourn the wasted labor and lives of their fellow countrymen

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>>33034872
SPREAD DEMOCRACY

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>be me
>be 600 yds away
>be at high elevation
>chinks can only see widescreen
>kill them while they have to scan for me looking up and down to make up for having widescreen vision
>successfully defend the east coast as a one man team

>>33036284
They butcher the weak soldiers or else they would starve.

>>33034941
Ramsay?

>>33034918

>POCKET SAND

i burst out laughing, i didn't see that coming at all

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>>33034872
China actually thinks it could fight Japan or Taiwan.

>>33047064

Japan and Taiwan are fucking nothing without US backing you delusional weebshit

>>33046717
kek

>>33036301
>IAC 97
>bayonet keeps falling off
>MC5D SKS
>magazines keep falling out
>Norinco ammo
>rusty shit

The yugo surplus was better.

>>33034872
Move to the fourth floor.

>>33046337
The Chinese fight honorably. We could learn from them.

>>33047064
>weebs actually think Japan can last more than a week without American intervention

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>>33050941
>He doesn't know about the Gundams
>He thinks Fukashima was a "natural disaster"

>>33034872
die

>>33034872
wait for their pot metal shit to explode in their faces. walk over them and shout should bought usa.

Jack off on their big gay heads

>>33050941
>implying the Japs haven't already built a secret legion of mobile suits
>implying the 2019 moving Gundam project isn't funded by the military and will be fully equipped with weaponry
>implying there isn't a space battleship being constructed under the wreck of the Yamato right now

>>33044897
Nice.

>>33035649
Depends on the size of the school and the appetite of the gator.

>>33035058
>Cocaine Sand!
Definitely not cocaine sand unless you're trying to make them have a good time. I would just be grateful if you threw $500 at me. Even if I only got to smell $5 of it.

>>33034872
Take car, go to Nellis afb 2 miles away, wait at base exchange eating taco bell while they get btfo by my tax dollars.

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>>33050550
>bringing a sword to a sword fight

Take them out from a distance at dusk with my 700.

Aim for the space between the fucking red epaulettes they saw fit to wear into the goddamned woods.

Take a couple of their 5.8mm pistols for my collection. That is one handgun caliber I don't have yet.

>2017
>Still using iron sights

>>33036301
Had a Chinese Ithica knock-off. Constantly failed to eject.

>>33055841
>>33055773
Samefags kys faggots.

>>33054610

>implying there isn't a space battleship being constructed under the wreck of the Yamato right now

It's true. I've seen it with my super sentai radar while flying in my Valkyrie.

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>>33036374

>>33055830
for a team that's supposedly some special death squad with resources, you'd think they'd have NVG's, optics, and maybe really fuck up those sand throwing people by operating in the dark.

>>33046978
>i didn't see that coming at all
Nobody ever does.

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>>33034883

>THAT AIMING RETICLE

>>33034872
barricade myself in a cheap trinket factory and as they burst in tell them to get back to work or I won't pay them the agreed sum of 25 cents/day

>>33034872
I would do 2 things.
>Blast some Meshuggah so the off set rhythms fuck up their synced up steps. In turn destroying all of their tactics.
>take off the Balaclava and tell them I went that way

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Tell my platoon sergeant that we need to break out the HEDP rounds

>>33036374
>Nanking never happened.

Women were very comfortable there.