Home defense modifications

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I have a magnetically activated GE wireless door alarm (120 decibels and key-coded) that I activate when I'm in my office, a cardinal gates door guardian (check them out on amazon, VERY good door strengthener) that is latched when I'm home and asleep, and a buddybar door jammer that is also setup while I'm in bed. On the side of the first pic you can see one of my four Blink cams I activate when I'm at school.

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I have a chain lock that I barely use too. The door itself is metal. Overall, I'm feeling a sense of safety I haven't felt since I bought my first home defense gun. my setup isnt perfect, but it is relatively cheap for my student budget and I'm happy with it.

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>>33031760
>>33031769
>>33031785
You fags need to get on my level. What I have devised here is a way to flood your own bedroom with deadly poisonous vipers. Anyone foolish enough to sneak into my bedroom at night time will be disabled immediately by snakes. At that point I will hear their screams of agony, jump out of bed and grab my salt rifle, and then put them out of their misery with a few shots to the back of their head. Pick related.

>>33031785
cool. what was the total cost for materials?

>>33031917

Ez Armor kit was about 80 bucks
buddy bar door jammer around 70
GE mag door alarm 20
guardian door latch 20
lowes bronze strike plates, 7 each
4 blink home security wireless IP cams, about 200

Then I bought a box of 3.5 inch heavy deck screws for another ten.

If you had to choose on a budget, get the screws, the ez armor and the magnetic door alarm

Oh nice, I was wanting to make a thread like this a few days ago. Some nignog knocked on my door trying to sell me a security system, offering to take a look around my home and let me know about any "vulnahabilitays." When I told him no thanks, the fucker started jive talking me as he walked away.
I kind of freaked out assuming I was going to get robbed that night, so I set up a sort of redneck home security
>place empty beer bottles upside down on the ground right next to the door
>if that door moves a milimeter, the bottle will topple over and make a loud clanging on my tile floor
>take fishing line, tie it around the lip of a beer bottle, tie other end to handle on window
>place another bottle upside down on the ground in such a way that if the window is moved at all, the fishing line bottle will knock over the other

>>33031892
is that a chinaman or a lamp?

>>33031892

that was fuckin hilarious, thank you sir.

>>33032245

You should just buy some cheap window and door alarms. They sell 4 packs at walmart for like 20 bucks and the fuckers run on a single AAA for like a year.