ITT: We post like it's 1895

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Nice to know European. Myself, I'm heading out to the Arizona territory with my new Marlin lever action in .45-70 I aim to collect the bounty on that southern scum John Wesley Hardin.

>>33030763
Legit lold at this.

>>33030763
>current year
>not using a revolver
Alright genius, what do you think he should use? Those "self-loading" pistols are a dumb fad.

In fact I bet you 10 dollars that nobody will make a reliable self-loading sidearm, and an extra 200 if they manage to do it within the next year.

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>>33030763
My Peter the Great Tula Factory 1917 Nagant revolver. Runs like a top.

>>33032514
What in the name of Cleveland's left testicle are those things next to that Nagant?

>>33032514
Oh look boys, We have some cretin that fancies himself a time traveler.

Tell me more about this future of yours man of tomorrow, Next I suppose you're going to try to tell us mechanized carriages will have some sort of military value besides novelty toys for the generals to parade about on. Absolute hogwash, Take your delusions of cronological displacement elsewhere

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ITT: Poorfags with shitty blackpowder arms.I just picked up this brand new 1894 in the hot new .30WCF.

Stay in the past faggots.

>>33032571
>>33032559
found the Americans
You classless prats should mind your own business

>>33032640
>classless prats
Oh look, the Englishman who still can't get over the fact we beat your smug asses a hundred years ago.

Next time you need our help we'll just tell you to fuck off

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>>33032579
>Year 1900 -5
>Still using manually operated firearms
You're confederate tier, faggot

>>33030763
Whats the best gun to kill those piece of shit indians with and scare my niggers

>>33030763
>meme
Unsurprisingly, OP is a faggot. That word did not exist in 1895.

Otherwise you write like a teenager from 1995, only 100 years amiss.

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>>33030763
Hold on there hombre, that iron of yours looks rather crude. Might want to pick yer'self up a Peacemaker and show them Yuropeeans what a real gun looks like

>>33032836
What the hell kind of insult is "a bundle of sticks" damn city slickers a strange I tell ya what

>>33030763
This isn't /k/ related
>>>/pol/

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I'm not supposed to tell you this, but i work for W+F Bern and these to loons named Schmidt and Rubin are working on a replacement for the Vetterli. And here's the thing: it's a bolt action that you only have to pull and push forward again, no turning required. It might be adopted by the army next year
Pic related

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>>33032579
I'll see your 30 grains of smokeless and raise you to 40 grains of smokeless!

>>33032468
I repeatedly hear a load of hot steam coming from John Browning's mouth every time I venture to close to him at the butcher. "I'm working on new repeating rifles for the military, and I've got my mind set to designing a repeating pistol to replace our current wheel arms in due time." Rubbish! I bet my life savings that he shant make his ridiculous pistol within 20 years. And when it does come out, it shall be the worst commercial failure to ever see the light of day!

>>33034079
Clearly the only thing his toys are good for is digging potatoes.

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Wow, it sure is great to live at the height of Western civilization! Society runs great, everything is always getting better, and the women sure are feminine and want nothing more than to be loyal, faithful wives and mothers. I sure hope nothing ever comes along and fucks this up!

Hey, anyone want to grab a bottle of whiskey, some fine cigars, and take my nifty new Krag rifle out to the men's club for some shooting?

My dearest Nancy, I have many questions about the outside world. Is our government still intact? And what of young Joseph?

>>33034024
Has this literally become pasta now?
What a world we live in...

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>>33030763
Why can White man no use stabby stick like proud Kangz tribe? Is White man compensating for something?
.tribalpainting related

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>>33033932
Ooga will cram pic related so far up your lilly white ass, you will taste splinters.

Stupid white man taking poor oogas tribal lands with bang sticks.

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>>33032640
>this triggers the anglo

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>>33033990

That peace of antique, it's horribly outdated compared to what German Kriegsmarine just adopted last year.

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I say chaps, just aquired one of these beauties, was thinking of using it for the next duck hunt. Do you think I should leave it on the tripod or bolt it to the passenger side of my Rolls Royce?

>>33034251
Rolls Royce? I'll never work with that confounded Mr Royce... At least not for 9 more years.

>>33030763
What is a "meme"?

>>33034233
>underpowered
>unreliable
>ugly as hell
Can't wait for that automatic fad to end.

>>33034208
>Kangz tribe
I laughed, fellow city dweller.

>>33032514
>Gate loading
>Basically single action only

At this point you might as well carry a Colt Single Action Army.

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>>33030763
There is onely one way to fight the rebelions in our congo colonies
We have to use this new gun from the janks

I saw John Browning at a general store in Connecticut yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for an autograph or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took the boxes and started adding their prices multiple times, he stopped her and told her to charge them each individually “to prevent any mathematical confusionces,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she counted each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>33034072
The Austro-Hungarian Empire just adopted a similar device, designed by Mannlicher. Truly the cutting edge of technology.

>>33038240
I agree. I simply can't see anyone developing a better bolt-action rifle anytime soon.

>>33034072
A 12 round magazine? What would you possibly need that high capacity magazines for?

sup, with Nicky II on the throne some people here in Finland are starting to worry about what will happen now, fearing russification, I say they are being paranoid, our loyalty has surely bought us a guarantee of continued autonomy, there's no way Nicky is going to take it away, you might as well fear Russia losing a war against Japan!

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nabend meine herren, my neighbors' 6-years old son seems to have gotten into trouble at school again, I fear for his future, he'll never make anything of himself at this rate...

ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND WILL BE ASSASSINATED ON JUNE 28, 1914, PLUNGING MOST OF EUROPE INTO A WAR THAT WILL DEVASTATE GERMANY AND LEAVE IT IN A BROKEN DOWN STATE

APPROXIMATELY 5 YEARS LATER, A MAN BY THE NAME OF ADOLF HITLER WILL RISE TO POWER IN GERMANY, TURNING IT INTO A WORLD SUPERPOWER AND IGNITING THE SPARK THAT WILL START ANOTHER WORLD WAR

THIS 2ND WORLD WAR WILL END UP DEVASTATING THE WORLD EVEN MORE THAN THE FIRST ONE DID, AND WILL ULTIMATELY END WITH THE UNITED STATES USING A SUPERWEAPON ON THE EMPIRE OF JAPAN THAT IS CAPABLE OF DESTROYING LITERALLY ANYTHING IN ITS PATH

FINALLY, ON THE MORNING OF SEPTEMBER 11, 2001, TERRORISTS WILL FLY 2 AEROPLANES INTO 2 LARGE TOWERS LOCATED IN NEW YORK CITY, KILLING HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE AND ALLOWING CONGRESS TO PASS AN ACT THAT WILL ULTIMATELY USHER IN THE DEATH OF DEMOCRACY

YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, SO MANY LIVES CAN BE SAVED. WE CAN ALTER THE FUTURE AND SAVE OURSELVES FROM DESTRUCTION

>>33034079
>>33034083

What can you expect from a Mormon? Anyone who's been around to Utah can tell you it's all tall talk and malarkey.

>>33042910
>current year
>making predictions as far as the year TWO THOUSAND
It's like you don't want to be taken seriously

>>33032836

>City Slickers and their oddball calibers

>>33037811

kek

>>33042910

World War? Aeroplanes? Japanese power?

Send this man to the asylum

>>33034024
I declare, this man has been buggered to anger.

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Just received this in the mail
The future of firearms coming through

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The german Emperor is a great chap! He is the face of mental health!
Trust me, the german empire will stand tall forever.

>>33042910
Sir, I do believe you are quite unwell in the mind. You require the best of mental healthcare our age and by that I mean a lobotomy.

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>>33034101
What do you mean with height? Surely in the next 60 years we will have flying carriages for everyone. It is just the beginning. We aren't in decline, I can assure you of that.

>>33042910
What mental buggery and shenanigans be these!? Sounds like he has escaped one of His Royal Highness's fine institutions for layabouts, scallywags and ruffians

>>33047311
It's so swell someone can send you just a nice present through the post. Hope nobody tries to fuck that up.

>>33037553
I would say it's a war crime, but the savages down there don't really count as human

Hey guys, what if we had sea vessel to carry aircraft. Like perhaps call it an Aeroplane carrier.

>>33030763
>post like it's 1895
>Mentions the word 'meme' in the first post
Well done, you had one job.

>>33049470
>1895
>Aeroplane
End yourself.

>>33049511
I have an idea of attaching a petrol powered engine to a pair of wings. It will change everything you filthy philistine.

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Could the sail-driven First-Rate Man o' War make a comeback in the 20th century? Hear me out steamfags

>literally 100 times as many guns as a ship using turrets, or as I call them cuckboxes
>does not need coaling stations, can operate independently anywhere in the empire
>FAR better for showing the flag

with three decks of modern guns the first-rate would obliterate any attacker in one broadside.

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ULLA GENTLEMEN, HAVE YOU TAKEN TIME TO BOW BEFORE YOUR GREAT MARTIAN OVERLORDS YET?

>>33049560

DELET THIS

MY NEPHEW DIED ON HMS THUNDER CHILD

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>>33049571
ULLAAAA YOU PRIMITIVE CREATURE, IT IS NOT MY FAULT YOUR FEEBLE SPECIES STILL USES USELESS PROJECTILE WEAPONRY INSTEAD OF A GOOD, RELIABLE HEAT RAY
>MFW HUMANS THOUGHT PUTTING A RAM ON A SLOW MOVING WATER RESTRICTED VEHICLE WAS A GOOD IDEA

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I say, has anyone heard of this bizarre firearm designed by that one Mormon gunsmith, Browning I believe his name was.

They call it a "machine gun," supposedly it fires a continuous stream of cartridges much like a gatling gun, however it only has one barrel and one needs only hold down the trigger as long as desired rather than constantly crank it.

I believe this may be the next evolution of firearms technology good sirs, the implications of such a thing are quite exciting, photograph related.

>>33049687
Hon hon hon, it's just a fad. Machine guns will be defeated by superior fighting spirit like everything else.

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Herro prease gai- I mean old boys. It is a wonderful day to be a British subject like ourselves. But have you heard this news item from the Orient?

The Imperial Navy is on schedule for delivery of the lead ship of the Fuji-gata senkan, Nippon's first ironclad battleships. HIJMS Fuji rates 12,500 tonnes and mounts four modern 12-inch main guns.

Will it be long before the Imperial Navy dominates the waters of the Far East? I think it is likely that Japan will be the next Great Power whether we like it or not. We should prepare ourselves to accommodate their reasonable demands as a sovereign imperial nation.

Excuse me, I must telegraph this invoice for 50 silver taels to Toky- I mean Calcutta.

>>33049730
>implying Japan can rival the Russian navy

>>33033971
>OP is a teapot

Or perhaps a chinaman

>>33049687
Sure this exceedingly high rate of fire will result in soldiers emptying their guns like savages, wasting ammunition. There is no way this will be worthwhile. The proper soldier takes his time to aim.

>>33049794

Yes quite so. The Nipponese defeated the Chinaman, but they will never outfight a white man's navy. The idea is absurd.

>>33049806
don't be silly, chinamen don't know their letters.

>>33042910
>serbians being able to hit anything, even something as fat as Franzie boy

>>33049824
>Russians
>white

>>33049699
>>33049821
But gentlemen, if our tightly lumped formations of men slowly marching remains unchanged than such a weapon could be devastating, hundreds of men cut down in seconds.
Surely tactics must be changed, I heard Americans used these very strange methods of fighting during their civil war, perhaps we should study and attempt to adopt such tactics.

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>>33049626
Woked well enough against your cousin martian! HUZZA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4BWSUV8mM

>>33049901
The Americans are all a bunch of blundering amateurs who have only ever fought Indians, Mexicans, and each other. What they know about real war between Great Powers could be written on the back of an envelope. In big loopy penmanship.

>>33049901
Anyone savage and subhuman enough to do such a thing would never have a machine gun anyways! Natives have bows and spears, they may commit such an act but it matters not.

>>33049943
Aloo was a retard, we intentionally trained him about how to use a fighting machine wrong, as a joke.
>tfw humans thought the chances of anything coming from Mars was a million to one
>tfw we came anyway

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>>33049901
>implying you can wheel around those contraptions fast enough to deal with cavalry.

You sound like a typical infantry mudwrestler. are you perhaps of german decent?

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>>33050011
Next he'll tell us motorized carriages will carry around the things!

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>>33030763
Yo mayn can I gets sum fried chikin up in dis place homeboy?

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Hmm what's going on here? I dear say that I find this whole conversation rather boring and lacking in finer arms.