ITT: Movies that induce your Autism

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Gaze upon my horrifying visage and despair.

>not realizing that indy is so badass to defy the need for realistic firearms

>hiding inside a refrigerator protects you from the center of a nuclear blast

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>>33022697
>that whole tank sequence in the Last Crusade

>>33024255
No doubt preppers have incorporated a refrigerator into their survival plan.

Only to get disintegrated with the rest of us, wew.

>>33024836

Yeah, was going to mention that. Jesus fuck was that bad. The whole series reeks of Lucas autism.

it's not meant to be realistic you autistic fucks

it's a story for fuck's sake

>>33024883

The thread is open to all movie fuck ups.

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The first time I saw CIA shoot the gun out of the plane I was horribly triggered, but the moment really grew on me over the next ~1000 views.

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https://youtu.be/pcpqnI3gXsE

>>33025087
what the fuck even is Bollywood?

>>33025087

Cannot possibly underrate

>>33022697
That scene in Kingdom of Heaven where some blacksmith with a few weeks of training at most kills 3 fully armoured knights on his own, without even having a weapon on him to start with.

Also there's a scene in a movie but I don't remember which one, I think it might be that Triple X movie or whatever. There's some mafia dude who offers to sell a tank to the protagonist. He lists all of the characteristics of the tank, including reactive armour. You can see the tank at the same time and it has no reactive armour. Triggered my autism so hard it's the only scene I remember of whatever movie it was through so many years.

>>33025087
I heard this is a documentary on how the Pajeet police does things.

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>Heat
>when Neil is getting stopped by Hanna, the camera shows him resting his P220 next to his seat with the hammer cocked

Also the new John Wick has some of the bad guys using guns without rear sights.

>>33025087
https://youtu.be/ObyZjrsyqBw

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>>33025087

>>33025148
>that Triple X movie or whatever
you should kys yourself irl if you are so autismal that you think a vin diesel action movie is going to even approach being realistic

>>33025173
>shows him resting his P220 next to his seat with the hammer cocked
whats wrong with this?

>>33022697
>Patton
>Every tank is an M48
>bullets on either side of main character during a strafing run by a plane
>wrong unis
>wrong everything

scott is p badass tho

>>33022697
Indiana Jones holds onto a submarine for 500 miles under water

>>33022697
the entirety of heat
The entire john wick series (matrix tier garbage)
Black hawk down
we were soldiers
Pretty much anything where they go full try hard

>>33025244
It's unsafe to carry it cocked.

>>33025283
It's also unsafe to enter a situation where you're going to shoot people and get shot back at

>>33025292
It's also unsafe to ND into your skull.

>>33025317
But the gun is pointed downwards, away from anyone in the car!

>>33025269

I like your style. What are some God tier /k/ movies in your opinion?

I personally love Stalingrad, Full Metal Jacket and the first two Terminator.

>>33025322
My sword was also pointed away but someone ran into it.

>>33025331
Nice choices actually.
(also fucking hack saw ridge was loaded with garbage gun handling)
Apocalypse now is a good choice.

>>33025346

Definitely agree with Apocalypse Now.

>>33025148
>That scene in Kingdom of Heaven where some blacksmith with a few weeks of training at most kills 3 fully armoured knights on his own, without even having a weapon on him to start with.

In the extended directors ultimate edition there's some more dialog that reveals he was an engineer and siege expert in some war, so he had some combat experience and also explains why he was able to dig wells on his father's land and spearhead the defense of Jerusalem. I took that scene in the woods to be his father passing along some tips rather than teaching him how to fight and win against professional soldiers in three minutes or less.

The theatrical version was just bizarre. It was about a village blacksmith who just became magically good at everything at everything he tried in about 30 seconds. The extended version didn't explain why everyone loved him or hated him instantly, but I don't think Ridley Scott understands humans.

>>33025148
Im sure in the extended edition of the Kingdom of Heaven its revealed the blacksmith had military experience.

>>33024946
>USP Compact not cycling

CIA loads blanks, blanks don't cycle unmodified firearms. Knowing "One-Take BRAVO NOLAN", of couse it would make the final cut.

>>33025331
Those movies are shit and you should feel bad for even thinking of them

>>33025148
>>33025536
>>33025531
Kingdom of Heaven is one of the few movies where the director's cut is way better than the theatrical release. It's so much better when it comes to fleshing out the characters.

>also even if you didn't like the movie you have to admit that the scene when they make range markers for the trebuchets is fucking cool

>>33025087
TRULY the aryan culture

>>33025545
You again
GET OUT OF MY THREADS

>>33025583
come on man use a tripcode. I'm a good copy of you.

>>33025269
from the biggest try hard ever to post

>>33025130

Dot-Indian Hollywood.

>>33025618
Eat a buffet of dicks you fucking imposter
You faggots hacked all my tripcodes

>>33024863
>Overanalyzing an adventure movie movie this hard
>Lucas is so autistic

>>33025658
I'm also a good copy. Use a code you homan been

>>33025258
submarines of ww2 era spend most of their time over water, or at least very close to the surface if they alread had a snorkel. they only went down when spotting enemies or prey.

>>33025235
An unrealistic approach and bad writing aren't the same thing.
>>33025531
>>33025536
>>33025555
I've heard the director's cut is much better. Even with this, the scene is quite bad to be honest. There are just so many issues with it, including the mounted knight using a flail against an unarmoured opponent (just to give Balian a chance), so much luck and so on.

I have to admit though that it's compensated by that scene where the Jerusalem army comes to meet Saladin. You just see the cross shine in the distance, until a whole army starts to appear. Goddamn.

>>33022697
>expecting realistic anything from 1980s Hollywood action flicks

Shiggy diggy

>>33024836
What was wrong with it? Thats probably one of my favorite sequences. It throws realism out the window but it's indiana jones, the fuck do you expect?

>>33022697
Zero Dark Thirty

Not enough Seal action

>>33026199
zero dark thirty is the most realistic oper8r movie out there, no surprise that someone on this board wishes it had been shit up with more Hollywood garbage like every other modern war movie out there

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https://youtu.be/NjaS49_hcOc

>>33026199
>modern realistic procedural thriller
>80s action fantasy movie

>>33027253
https://youtu.be/-h5uTo1-h20

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>>33022697
UnderSiege
>Segal goes to show the stripper how to use an MP5
>"This is an MP5 Assault rifle"
>MP5 Assault rifle
>Assault Rifle
>MP5
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>33022714
I hate the fact that I like the looks of it, given that an innocent Stg 44 had to be cut up to build that thing.

>>33026057
>the fact the "tank" was completely plucked from someone's ass and was no way close to anything that was built / or used during the 1930's

>The fact that the germans are using a Rolls Royce to trade it with the arab guy

Yeah just kills it for me, Also in the first one in N.Africa 1942 the germans have a fucking flying wing bomber... seriously?

>ib4 horton,
Bitch that shit was developed in late 1944 into 1945

>>33027617
The first Indiana Jones movie takes place in the mid thirties

>>33027689
which makes the flying wing bomber even more retarded

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>>33027754
>>33027617
kraut space magic.

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>>33022697
I didn't get triggered I just kind of laughed but JCVD's gun breaks at the end of the Expendables 2. He drops his gun off of a ledge and when you see it later it's broken. It was some polymer framed Walther. I don't really know my walthers.

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>>33025173
About the rear sights thing, apartantly some armours like to take them off some times if the are pokey steel skull crackers, so it's safer to do dramatic disarming kungfu moves on. Some rubber guns are notorious for the rubber just tearing off. The matrix had lots of rubber guns that looked pretty bad, so if you can use atleast a metal gun slightly modified, it's generally better.

Or the actors just dropped it bad and they break or pop out. If I recall there was a burn notice with a Jericho with no sites at all, it was dropped real bad and they didn't have any sort of back up. It was a chrome hero gun that was pressed up against a guy's head so everyone would notice if they swapped it out.

What gets my autisum rilled is when prop companies go cheap and use 8mm blank guns, and instead of just making do, go full retard and use the full auto piston ones. Just cus.

>They look pretty good nowadays, but if you see weird fullauto guns, it's most likely 8mm.

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>>33026297
The seal bit was pretty good, but over all, sicario.

>>33022697
>9mm

Come on, that was the most realistic scene of the movie. If there's one thing a +p ball point 9mm can do well, that's penetrate.

>>33028458
Did you see sabotage?

>>33025346
>>33025269
i don't get it you like those films or not?

>>33027754
I know

>>33027754
It's a movie about a biblical artifact that melts everyone's faces, you worthless autismo.

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>>33025959
WWII subs during the day stay submerged to prevent getting spotted, and would only surface periodically to recharge the batteries (if no snorkel was installed)

During the night they would cruise on the surface

>>33027404
I hope you get banned from this board.

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>>33022697
Are you guys seriously freaking out about the lack of realism in Indiana Jones?

>>33030615
But Mr trump it was before the war started there would be no reason to submerge. Still not realistic though

>>33025087
Bollywood is an international treasure.

>>33025269
What do you not like about John Wick? They are pretty good movies. Not your cup of tea?

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>Wearing ACUs in 2004 (I hate Medal of Honor 2010 for the exact same reason)
>CH-47 painted in USMC Grey

At least it wasn't Avatar

>>33026199
>>33026297

Except they skipped the part where Matt Bissonnette and Robert O'Neil got into a fight over book rights and O'Neil "canoed" bin Laden and basically destroyed his face.

https://theintercept.com/2017/01/10/the-crimes-of-seal-team-6/

>>33025269
GBB, m80

>>33022697
But wouldn't the RPG blow them all up? He's not planning to shoot them individually. Seems like a good idea desu.

>>33025269
>he doesnt like john /k/ wick

Gtfo