>WHERE CAN I FIND [patch]??
LOOK HERE: http://pastebin.com/cXZTGafD
>Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/9eZza3rr0Tk
>spend ten minutes trying to get your piece of shit google drive to let you download the fucking patch picture you took so you can make the thread
>a new one is already up
holy shit I fucking hate everything
in for infinite rage also fuck HTML and CSS my website is literally never going to be ready
>>33022294
Dude, why are you posting porn on a blue board, you need to censor that shit.
I KEEP FUCKING WITH THINGS IN THE CSS AND REFRESHING THE SITE IN ANOTHER TAB AFTER SAVING THE CHANGES AND LITERALLY NOTHING IS CHANGING
>>33021793
Pic related for reference, now that we have a fresh image cap
>>33022207
I have my hands full with an engineering degree and taking a shot at a PLC contract at the moment so I don't have much time to make them myself. The idea is open for anyone to take up if they want though.
>Scope mount arrives just after prone to embarrassment patch
Awww yesssss
>Mounts it too far back
Fuuuuu
Guess I'm sending it back after the long weekend.
Anyway thanks for resending my shit 2hu, it all got here just fine.
Coming soon spring 2018.
>>33022343
Are your variables the same for both the CSS and the HTML?
Check that shit, it's important.
And did you even connect your stylesheet with your main file, or are you using in-line CSS like a bitch?
Last chance to vote on Die Glocke, come next bread the poll will be closed and that variant will be the production variant.
vote here>>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12348561
>>33022382
i have an extra ARMS claw mount i can sell
>>33022427
I don't know what any of these words are supposed to mean and I'm just trying to make literally anything change using this fucking built-in editor
>>33022395
So I'm a fag but what's the reference? The militia?
>>33022483
Our resident Felon is making it.
erom krul<
Got a new computer and reacquired Illustrator.
Going to be updating the M14 patch, and will post it when done.
dude fuck this I'll read about how to fix this shit in the morning
fucking computers
>>33022505
Night, hopefully a nice sleep will concentrate the autism.
Maybe you need a skeleton to fix the problem
>>33022449
Thanks for the offer, but I should be able to return it for a mount that puts it more forward without to many problems. Still it's disappointing to get it in and realize it'll be another week or two before I get the mount I actually need.
>>33022516
we can only hope so
THE SHADOWS TAKE THEIR TOLL
>>33022461
Can you pastebin the entire stylesheet? Lemme see what you are working with.
>Found out I had a package arrive today
>Surprised when saw pic related
>Tracking says it'll be in Sat
Hey neetpatchguy. Please let me know if you get more keychains.
Remember, Pepe lives on packages
>>33022528
What are all the patches coming in? And when will they be up?
I am wondering if I could get a couple to be held so that they can be shipped in one package.
>>33022569
Hit me an email and I'll hold on to them.
As of the confirmed arrivals, Metal Gear Snake restock will be in a few day. The rest should be finishing production
>>33022428
Runes are winning, yessss, people are sane.
>>33022607
On my list to get from you are both Megumemes, Solid Miia, and Tiger Stripe Op-Chan, maybe shimpan.
Done. Any suggestions for changes?
>>33022900
Uhh, NEET, I think you forgot your trip.
>>33022963
I'm not NEET, though. I made the original, too.
>>33022968
ahh, did not know that, must have missed it.
I thought NEET just forgot his trip.
>>33022981
I also made quite a few others, including this AR-18 one.
Will take requests tomorrow, though. I'm tired.
>>33022993
Ah, I like it, M14 is best girl, so I'll be getting that one, probably also get 18 once skin gets it in.
peace brudah
>>33022900
Lack of flash hider
Mag looks off, are you incorporating mag and mag release into one thing?
>>33022294
working on adding more
>>33022382
might I ask why you got a one piece mount if you're going to mount it like that?
You could have gotten low pro 2 piece
>>33022483
meta shitposting
>>33022900
looks okay to me
>>33022993
I thought Skin made that one
>>33022539
keep an eye here and on facebook
I'd like to put this in, but I need to know what to do
I usually like merrowed borders more and so does just about everyone else, but this actually came out really well with just an embroidered edge
It makes it look sharp and crisp this way
Let me know
>>33023263
I was worried about it clearing the diopeter sight, also I like the look of a one piece mount.
>>33023401
it's backwards tho
>>33023410
...so it is, and I think this patch sums up my feelings quite nicely.
>>33023465
the point of the offset is to push the optic forward so the mount can still clamp onto the upper receiver of an AR without bridging the handguard gap
Also because manlets like having their stocks fully collapsed and not at the proper length of pull for their arms
>>33023473
Makes sense me, and now my optic is far forward enough to be usable. Thanks.
>>33023329
That can only be decided when you got some samples. With the varying degrees of quality even when using the same company it could look like shit with an embroidered edge. If it looks just like in you pic I guess it would be good to go for everyone.
>>33023646
I would make sure it's identical
I just know a lot of people want a merrowed edge whenever possible
>>33023649
Gimme a more sideways view on the actual edge of the patch
I'd like to preface this question by stating I'm a retard who doesn't lurk in these patch threads enough, but who is doing/selling the est. 1488 RWSS patch, and how goes work on the newest sketch to patch Gadsden flag patch?
>>33023654
Rough idea
>>33023671
looks good to me
>>33023303
Hey neet, guy who dropped the original republic commando patch here, looks good and I like how it's come along, any way to snag a free one?
>>33023770
That's the plan
Once it's in I'd get your info to send it to you
>>33022337
Still no progress on getting more patches, I'm afraid. Midterms are next week, I shall be busy.
>Is leafland about to get uncucked?
>>33023673
>>33023659
That's adorable, but it sorta has a lot going on. I'd ditch the grenade/pin, the knife gets the message across.
>>33022428
Hey. Faggot. What's the ETA on the antarctic patch?
>>33022900
Gotta add some lines to the details or its not going to pop with the lineart. Like lines for some hair flow, And the knot on the bowtie.
>>33024239
>Trudeau is finally falling in line
>>33022900
>>33024516
Something like this. Personally i think the original no line looks nice. Adding the line only around it take away that softness and subtracts away from the design. Gotta go full detail or leave it as in imho.
>>33023673
How well would that translate into patch form though? Maybe using the flux capacitor instead could work better since its a fairly simple design?
>>33024572
Gotta agree here. The flux capacitor is just as identifiable as the deloran itself. Not a bad idea to consider. Thought the deloran would be nice as well.
>>33022525
http://pastebin.com/CMM5AKPn
>>33022461
OH FUUUUUCK WORDPRESS
>>33022294
I played around a bit in gimp
would anyone like pic related?
>>33025208
I'd buy it.
>>33022498
Felon here too, with restored gun rights/ccw. Did he restore his gun rights?
>>33025282
It's just a joke we use here for him, I don't think he's an actual felon.
>>33025282
These are just memes, felon-san. NEET did nothing wrong except not order more 505th patches earlier. He is subjected to bullying because reasons.
Ai is a fellon and did do something wrong but it's ok because he apologised so we still love him. No legal action was actually taken against him to my knowledge.
Any vendors interested in doing a 3.5" x 2.25" Trump flag patch, this would be excellent.
>>33025367
Betsy Ross flag with the lion in the top left would look better.
>>33024673
I'll take a look at it later tonight, if you don't mind.
Could help, could do nothing. Might as well try.
>>33022993
I like it and want one
>Still no Pun Queen key chain
It can't take THAT long for them to pass through, right?
Hey there!
I asked back on /fa/ and I was sent here.
I'm looking for this patch, or any cryptid related patches. It's from this site, but it's out of stock. /fa/ told me there's another guy doing these or cryptid related.
Any clues or links?
>>33025594
skin usually restocks from time to time
>>33024268
Shipped out today, not expecting a speedy arrival, last time customs held them for a good whilst
>>33025367
>>33025451
Just did this real quick.
>>33022321
Nigga pls. Just let me help!
>>33025511
He's doing all of them at once and stupid AK bitch 47 slowed us down big time while we waited on art, then the manufacturer's projection, then art again, then projection again. Now we're waiting on samples, and if nothing must be done to them it finally happens.
>>33025594
Working on restocking, I'm in the pastebin in the OP
y/n?
>>33026071
>>33026071
yesssss
mozzarella rella rella rella
Polarise, the Ride the Tiger patches, were they square or circle?
>>33026071
Do a steel ball instead.
>>33025208
use red and yellow instead of blue and id buy it
>>33026234
What in red, what in yellow?
>>33026071
>>33026457
Red letters gold outline
>>33023659
I'd found that sketch many threads back, likely from you Anon, and I was planning on having one of the more artistically inclined guys here redraw it. I really want to keep both the knife and grenade, and I figure some colors will keep it from being too hard to tell what's what.
Also, Ai. is the one doing the RWSS if I recall.
>>33023671
Looks slick as hell, I'm down for two.
>>33023802
Man, that's fucking awesome. Also, I need to get your info so once I have more than one patch I can send you a big thank-you bundle for naming my store.
>>33024562
That does look better. I liked the version without lines, but it made her smile washed out and weird looking, this seems like the better option.
>>33025208
I'm with >>33026234, red and yellow may look better. That, or green and red lettering.
>>33026506
Actually, I'd figured the reverse would look nice.
>>33025367
>>33025707
Nice. If nobody else wants this, I'll throw it on my list. May lose some detail on the lion, unless we go big with the patch.
---
I'll be back shortly, going to do up another Strawpoll and Coming Soon-ish image, see what the first patch of my own should be.
>>33026457
>>33026496 isnt me
>>33026234 is me
red bg, red text, yellow text outline, yellow patch outline
>>33022900
>>33026526
So is this the best option? >>33024562
>>33024572
>>33024607
hard to fit the ancap symbol onto the flux capacitor
It needs to be simplified, but like I said, it's a rough idea
I just cut out the picture and pasted it in a circle
It's by no means done
>>33025335
well I did reorder them and considering 501 and 502 will have to be remade, they should all be here at the same time
>>33025511
>>33025742
There were a few tiny details I had to fix on them, so it's still in the "dicking around" phase
>>33026506
Ill get on it tonight
Polis Rangers shipped today
Hopefully here Wednesday
Tracking hasn't updated yet
Megumin should ship out Monday
>>33023263
Nope, it was me. Here's the original from, like a year ago.
sample already
>I love this company
So, good news and confusing news.
Good news is the SCP patches are now in, as I found out after struggling to unjam the package it was in out of my PO box for 5 minutes. I'll have those up at 4PM EST, for anyone who's interested in em.
Confusing news is that this was the latter of two packages that were supposed to be shipped out to me, which means either the Imperial RGLM patches were held back for some reason and are still on their way, or Joe Mailman decided to jam one package into my mailbox and then sent the other to one of the nearby post offices without giving me one of those "aw shit son, we just missed you" notification papers. As to which one it's supposed to be, I have no clue, but I'll probably figure it out once I get a chance to ask around town.
Mail's a finicky thing.
>>33026567
I really like >>33024562 as well. I just thought that this level of detail was going to be lost when made. It is going to be 2"x4", after all, right?
>>33026767
I'm going to go full embroidered on it with the better company I know, so it should be fine
And sizing should be closer to 4x2.25
>>33026567
>So is this the best option? >>33024562
Yes, so far anyway. Maybe more detail on the rifle?
>>33026642
Megumin, fuck yeah!
>>33026741
Holy shit that was fast. Looks better than I'd imagined.
>>33026743
>Mail's a finicky thing.
Ain't that the truth. Also, awesome, SCP time!
---
Strawpoll is here, folks:
https://www.strawpoll.me/12359103
Get to voting on what I run next, or at least what I get ready to run next. Or, call me an asshole and tell me to finish one of the others I started.
>>33026818
>Holy shit that was fast
Right? When I saw that it shipped, I'm usually expecting a week, week and a half maybe, but this and the last RGLM restock showed up super quick. I'm pretty happy with them too, they survived the trip well. Still 50 flavours of fucking confused as to where the Imperial ones ran off to, though.
>tula's jr
Do it nerd.
>>33026818
>Maybe more detail on the rifle?
too much detail and it won't be embroiderable
Could probably add some lines in the action, but that's about it
>>33025208
Absolutely
>>33026872
>Could probably add some lines in the action, but that's about it
That's about all I was going for.
>>33026853
>Do it nerd.
F-fine, maybe I will! B-but it won't be because you said to, I-I just wanted to do it myself. Baka!
I finally got the video I've been looking forever to find downloaded and reuploaded
This is why it's foolish to try to use an embroidery machine to make money on patches
This makes 20 identical patches at the same time
Using your standard home embroidery machine one at a time will never pay for itself unless you're charging a fortune
http://sendvid.com/ol2ndwnz
>>33022900
Could I bother you to add some lines to the action?
I'm a trash artist and don't have the capability
pic related is the only pic I could find from that angle
More stuff came in, they'll be up later tonight.
Got word that megumin and Miia Gadsen restock are confirmed next week
>>33027059
>Bundle: Season 3 Raildex never
>mfw
A-at least there strange meme magic rumors on /a/ that it will come this year.
>>33027117
>magic rumors on /a/ that it will come this year
We just have to believe, right?
>>33027059
Now all I need is that Mon patch.
>>33025707
I prefer the Nordic cross but I like this too.
>>33027126
>>33027117
Producer hinted it was a possibility last year
Hopefully he delivers
wew
people sure are touchy about their velcro backed memes
>>33026973
Something similar to this?
>>33027230
learn your perspectives, yo
your entire setup needs to be rotated
see how high the receiver sits?
>>33027230
this guy>>33027272
is right
your perspective is a little bit too straight on
I can draw it in pencil/paper later, but I have to go take care of some stuff
Also, got this today
>>33027272
fuck
>>33027321
Sticker, what is wetware?
>>33027350
>>33026818
Gloli when?
>>33026818
>Can't vote for FAL and Kraut Space Magic
Which to choose?
>>33027419
...what?
>>33027448
that's on the back of the little bag he has
>>33027350
>wetware
google says brain. i still don't get it.
>>33026743
And now they're up and running.
Submitted the other patch for approval and production should begin in a few days.
Also applied the color scheme to the other designs I had.
>>33022294
>someone posts the picture i took as the patch header.
my like is complete.
>>33027321
>Inclosed
>>33022294
Is it bad if I wear a roof Korean patch and i'm white?
>>33027453
are you still going to run this?
>>33027532
would buy both, i like the SS one on the bottom tho, looks like German helmet with the SS camo material pattern over it.
>>33027453
I know, it's just weird.
But then, I shouldn't expect less.
>>33027732
Didn't plan on it
Everyone told me it was bad
Skinny is working on his own design, though, so look for that
>>33027773
>he doesn't understand Bel-Air posting
>>33027532
What about putting iron cross on ?
>>33027476
>>33027350
>Wetware
>vaginas
>the joke
>
>
>
>(you)
>>33027786
I watched the shit out of that show. I know all about it.
But it's just weird seeing it in such a random place with little reason behind it.
>>33027840
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Better?
>>33027864
>>33027864
do you have the full res version?
>>33027885
I have the .ai file, if you want.
>>33027895
don't have ai
Can you export to a full size .png and email it to me?
[email protected]
>>33027786
I thought it was okay
Maybe add a background and raise the center letters a little
>>33025734
>>33025477
thank you, lads
Hello it is me, Gayboy McShill
I saw people asking in the last thread so I figured I'd answer, I don't have Velcro listed as an option because I'm already swamped with packaging and if the normies start buying Velcro I have to apply it'd get even more out of hand
However, if you guys leave a note asking for Velcro I'd be more than happy to apply some free of charge ;)
>>33027858
I put that on one bag
>>33028045
Email me, irl bitch
>>33028055
I highly doubt you sell enough patches to make you "swamped" with work
>>33027988
I already deleted it so all I can do now is edit the placement and background
Will Strangereal ever make a Garuda squadro patch ?
>>33028085
Except I do now, the TRIP patch did really well on Instagram. I had to hire help to get through all of the pre-orders
>>33028108
you're telling me you sold literal thousands?
Because these other guys sell hundreds on a drop and have it done themselves
>>33028108
got a link, my buddyboy?
>>33028122
Not thousands but definitely over a thousand now. The real matter is how frequent the orders are. I also sign all everything with a thank you and don't want to sacrifice that.
>>33028126
My name dot big cartel dot com, friendo
>>33028055
That is a sweet looking patch!
>>33028186
Thanks, man! I was pleased with how it came out too
Someone should make an "oexist" patch
Get it?
Any ETA when the megumi patch will get into shop? i really want to get some sleep
>>33027864
Flashhider looks weird.
Make the openings black and change the tip a bit.
>>33026872
To much?
>>33025208
>>33026526
>>33026560
red yellow and black is a great combo for slav-ish shit
>>33028079
wait what am I snailmailing to you?
>>33028507
You. Me. Tonight.
*slurppy wet noises*
https://youtu.be/sBrLwu2Lnb8
>>33028416
Is anyone doing this currently?
>>33028579
No, there was just a single run of 25.
If there's enough interest I could run it again, or someone like NEET or Ai or something could run it if they want.
>>33028573
how do I fit an entire Tonight as well as myself into an envelope, and how much does a Tonight weight? need to know so I can get the right number of stamps.
Hey sticker got my package. Yes, I did realize my mistake a few days later but, I figured this just means I can put more stickers on more things. Thanks for the shipping back for my own stupid mistake. Do you read punisher comics? I'll dump one tonight as a thank you if you want.
>>33028626
I'm so sad I missed out on the kawaii killer stickers :(((
I have them on all my favorite guns in CS:GO
>>33028589
I'd like that, and i'm sure there's enough hungry slavaboos to profit of off.
>>33028648
I'll mail a set to you seeing on how I may or may not have accidentally ordered 4 sets of them. Got away I can contact you?
>>33028648
They will return
>>33028626
Oh my ;>
>tfw your order from woodpatch is 1488
>>33028705
We'll see how it goes, and if anyone else wants to pick it up.
If not once I've got some spare money I might do a run
>>33028709
[email protected]
Do you want some shekels to cover it?
Or since they're coming back do you just want to hold onto yours
>>33028714
Any timeline?
I want to buy many for shenanigans
>>33028055
I ordered one, mind adding velcro? You'll know it's me when you see it.
>>33028416
>>33028589
>>33028705
I've been considering running it, if you guys are interested, I'll run it.
>>33028766
I'd buy one, they would probably turn out better than my original hasty run with badly stitched velcro.
>>33028766
Ill buy two.
>>33028728
Well I would like to keep variety up on my stickers, low quantities make that work. But I do want to keep up on all the csgo stickers.
Maybe next month. I am almost out of stock on everything. I did not expect to sell out of everything at once. I am very appreciative of everyone supporting the adhesive jew.
My goal is to buy larger quantities in the future
>>33028728
I've got an extra to spare and I'll just use the money sticker refunded me to ship it. I'll send a pic so you know it's me
>>33028822
Much appreciated, man.
>>33028822
>>33028833
Back to back dubs
Back to back posts
>>33028833
e-mail sent
>>33028416
>>33028589
i want one
>>33026186
Gorgon-zola zola zola zola zola~
>>33028168
>I also sign all everything with a thank you and don't want to sacrifice that.
Can confirm. Got my two Dyatlovs last night, thanks!
>>33023673
>NEET liked my idea
>>33028402
the lines that are close together won't likely show up
Can always try, though
>>33029482
just need someone who's way better at cleaning the whole thing up to make it embroiderable
>>33029482
What mango is this? I know the character was edited in, I want to know where the original mango is.
>>33029549
Fucking NGE brah.
Which one?
Sours will have to be changed because the small lines are too close together and won't look good once embroidered
>>33029571
I'm retarded...
>>33029582
Hir from bottom, gun from top
>>33029582
I had to turn my head sideways and cross my eyes to notice any big differences
>>33029591
yeah I'm gonna be honest
I have no idea how I'd swap them
>>33029604
colors are different, blush is different, the entire gun has different lines
>>33029582
Mix the two.
>>33029624
I'm a trash artist, so I have no idea how to do any of that
>>33029605
>>33029628
Intelligence
below
average
>>33029628
[Quiet Giggling]
>>33029628
>>33029638
see>>33029624
That one doesn't even look like it's changed any
>>33029638
I like this
>>33029654
>>33029719
>fucked up border
>>33029719
thanks man
Everyone cool with this?
>>33027737
>looks like German helmet with the SS camo material pattern over it.
It's a Stahlhelm. Nothing more.
How would you recognize a fucking camo-pattern there? It's a black silouette..
>>33029745
Neither I or the patch company will give a fuck about your autism.
>>33029748
Flashhider needs a bit of work imo
>>33027809
Looks like fucking crap. Biker-trash-core.
No Stahlhelm had that Iron Cross or the Pickelhaube, it's inaccurate and looks like SHIT
Cobra patch when?
>>33029776
>>33029776
Jatimatic will get a keychain next run
>>33029755
>>33029805
>>33029789
>>33029776
She's soo badass...
>>33029858
>when the bogpill hits too hard
>>33029815
>>33027737
The bottom one is a modern helmet. I did the Stahlhelm with a waffen SS camo inspired color scheme.
Fuck who was making the Play Stupid Games patch, can't find it in the pastebin.
>>33029776
>>33029789
>badass as fuck
>only good for that and pulling tough lines
i really really want her to get some action scene on a rolling pickup shooting down AKs on bikes like the movie
>>33029958
you won't find it in the pastebin since it isn't officially in production yet, still getting samples. unfortunately, I don't remember who was making it either.
>>33029958
>>33030171
A lone STALKER, no store yet.
>>33027858
It never gets old...
But you could of earned extra bonus points if you edited it to be more patch-related.
>>33030171
>>33030415
Well that presents some difficulties in obtaining it. Thanks
>>33027858
>gorilla warfare
>>33029748
Nigger, when are the Strike Witches patch restocks going live? I keep checking your site and they keep not being there.
Also, I'm happy I got Mac Tonight when I did. BTW, ordered two and mailed one of them to Christopher Cantwell along with a donation; I hope he got it okay.
>>33030599
restock on that got delayed since the manufacturer did shitty stitching on the Velcro
like, really shitty, I wish I had that pic saved
>order 10 condoms
>get 100
>mfw realizing I put an extra zero at the end when ordering
>>33030716
What possible area could you live in where you need to order condoms online but also have reason to use them
>>33030716
>order 0 condoms
>get none
>mfw I will die alone
>>33030716
you got a busy week planned there, bud? making some balloon animals at a party?
>>33030742
I opted for ordering them rather than going physically into a store...
>>33030755
Very busy.
>>33030539
>not lurking this thread 24/7 from your phone
Clover has increased my shitposting potential a thousand fold.
>>33029792
>>33030716
pic or didn't happen
>>33030826
These two are going to have a long night...
>>33030895
WHY WOULD YOU BUY THOSE BRANDS YIKES
>>33030895
So since you've got all that rubber are you willing to reconsider my offer of boipucci?
Wouldn't want them to go to waste after all, they do have an expiration date.
>>33030919
Anon you need to prove that you have quality boipucci
Notice the reply count in this thread
It's almost time
>>33030912
>durex
>pasante
>exs
>adore
Looks good to me desu
>>33030919
refer to >>33030950, also
>implying I wont go through 100 condoms till 2021
>>33030950
I'm not a slut I just love Ai.
>>33030967
Well if you find yourself running out of time I'll help you finish them off.
>>33029766
Well the licensure was from Prussia era.
Till a certain point in the war they had decals on the helmet sides.
But they looked too detailed for a patch to replicate.only reason I suggested the cross.
Do you have any ideas.
>>33029766
And they liked stencils also.
>>33031064
Fuckin throw some velcro on the back of some etched leather
>>33025208
Will buy
>>33029748
I think sours one looks way better, no clue what everyone else is on about.
So, uhhhhhhhhh....
Would anyone be interested in doing something with pic-related? The heritage in me wants to see it, but I don't know if it would be good looking and/or kosher.
opsec here
post theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE
Just dropping by to let you guys know the situation
FAQ
>Are you dead
no
>did AI kill you
no
>why is store still up
holding on to domain
>will you come back?
yes, and better than before.
>whats happening to current inventory
going to AI
>Can I run x design of yours?
MSG me on fagbook, few I'd like to keep until I return
>what are you doing?
prepping for moon mission
I miss you guys :[
>>33031578
They dropped mustard gas on brown people. There's a good market for that kind of stuff here.
playing around with designing patches. What do you guys think of something like this?
>>33031700
>>33031750
I like it but the text feels weird. Like kink caption dialogue.
>>33031700
Don't burn up on reentry please
>>33031700
if you really are Opsec, Godspeed. come back to us safe and swift, you beautiful creature.
>>33031787
what would you suggest?
>>33031750
i dont know if itll translate well to patch form. itd have to be kind of large to get in all the details IMO
>>33027424
Soon as I can get them to fix the last small issue, then we're good.
>>33027436
Not that I'm biased, but KSM seems like the more "fun" option for me.
>>33028286
>Get it?
No.
>>33028589
Nice, I'd be in for one.
>>33031750
Way too detailed for anything but PVC shit.
>>33031787
>Like kink caption dialogue.
It's not that bad. Or maybe your fetish has better writers than mine.
>>33031578
How many would you be looking to get? I might be able to do a small order just for you
>>33028286
I get it.
I'm not laughing, but I get it.
>>33031826
>>33031809
thanks guys, I'll try and simplify it.
I was using the NROL patch as reference for detail density, I'm new to all this, obviously.
>>33031832
Eh, I was just putting the idea out there.
I doubt there would be enough interest in it anyway, seeing as it's pretty niche.
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Speaking of patches, anyone have a template for those circular patches with the upper and lower arched extras? I got a patch design in the works that might need it.
>>33031700
I love youuuuu, email me so I can send you some semper spookies!
>>33031866
NROL is like, 4"x4" I think
Average is 3"x3"
>>33031700
>>33030967
btw have you felt any changes in you since you started nofap?
>>33031770
>three years later and I'm still a sad cunt
Sorry, Zyzz.
>>33031999
Those are some nice digits. Maybe I should nofap. I've been cranking one out once a day minimum for a while.
>>33031232
>Fuckin throw some velcro on the back of some etched leather
Uh, ya
That should really help .we're talking about design details for a patch.
>>33030538
>tfw will never have a tall girl come on to me
I hate to hop on the whole "fuck gender roles" train, but sometimes man...
>>33030599
They got fucked up by the company so it'll be another 2 weeks
I posted that here and on facebook
And I have no idea who that is
>>33030967
condoms go bad dummy
>>33031329
sours has way too much detail to be embroidered and I'm not going woven
>>33031700
>prepping for moon mission
Are you going on EM-1 or is this a ruse?
>>33028055
>>33028186
the best part about AgainstMeanings samefagging is that you rarely see exclamation points in these threads other than when its him or directed towards him so it's super obvious
>>33032257
>>tfw will never have a tall girl come on to me
>tfw manlet
At least I have that hope.
>>33032374
>5'11.75"
>wear boots that put me over 6'1"
It makes the difference stand out even more
>the year is 2273
>you are slotting Floppians on Rhodesia V in your cyborg loli body
>the world around you is all but incomprehensible to you now, but you know that you must kill
>immortality was a mistake
>most of the people from your era either died naturally, were killed, or took their own lives due to the feels of the future
>despite having 47 petabytes of storage to contain any holographic morale patch you like your left shoulder display cycles through still images of the same archaic patches you used to own
>just in case
>one day you hear the words
>Nice bakuretsu!
>you turn around to see an overweight man with unkempt facial hair giving you a thumbs up
>I knew I'd find another supreme gentleman out here, er - gentlema'am.
>he reaches towards his head for some reason before putting his hands in his pockets
>too stunned to speak you can only stand quietly while he continues
>When does the narwhal bacon?
>as he says the words his morale patch flickers to life and changes to pic related
>a hatred long forgotten rises up in you
>while he awaits your answer you reach over to his Navi and disable his personal shield
>before he can react you draw your CZ 75 first model short rail - a relic only fieldable today thanks to the miracles of replicator technology - and put a bullet between his eyes
>your comrades are holding you down before you manage to turn the weapon on yourself so you break open the nanobot capsule hidden in your super kawaii fang
>as the magnetic field produced by the tiny machines causes the very atoms that make up your body to disperse a single thought courses through what remains of the neurodes analogous to your brain
>War, war never changes.
>>33032373
>the best part about AgainstMeanings samefagging is that you rarely see exclamation points in these threads other than when its him or directed towards him so it's super obvious
I like his designs!!
>>33032513
7/10 i chuckled.
>>33032513
Nice world building.
Joke would have been better if the image hadn't spoiled it.
>>33032513
>born too late to explore the earth
>born just in time to see memes become real
>born too early to see patch threads become real
>>33032513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vcuz8GIOE0
Skin, Ai. Check your emails.
Tell me what you think, and if you think it's shit, I'll post it here!
>>33032570
Nightly Megumin posting time?
Sticker, please explain this rambling.
Also, am I hanging on to this ticket for something?
>>33032650
Yeah, he's doing some sort of raffle for a big prize or something soon.
Keep that shit, it could be worth it.
>>33027350
>>33027419
>>33032650
Next level meme supreme or a desperate cry for help? Only time will tell.
>>33032614
>aren't available until april
It hurts
>>33032698
>tfw you have an awful, aching feeling your preorder will end up being pruned because you were so late to place it
>>33032723
I'm getting my Darkness poster/scroll thing later this month apparently
>but the shipping is 2 weeks to a month
>up to 4 months
Feels bad man
>>33031700
G-Godspeed cowboy
>>33032650
tities
also, yes
>going through restock notifications
>10 requests for full sets
>I only have 15 Storm Witches
Well fuck
Now I get to go restock more damn patches
>>33032761
>not paying out the nose for 4 day
What are you, gay?
>>33022294
a smug Pepe patch, please
MAKE IT
REEEEEEEEEE
>>33032899
>want two things
>they're coming out at different times
>was willing to pay expensive shipping if I could combine them
Fug
I actually bought one on amiami and the other on 1999 so I could select different shipping
>>33032849
your sight is starting to take on that AIM surplus look
>>33032997
oh
yeah
Working on most of them
>>33032899
I literally never get anything but rSAL
>tfw was certain I'd get something else from HLJ within 2 months
>Nothing to buy so my nendo accessories are going to ship alone
meanwhile I'm waiting for NECA sylvanas to release so I can ship my BBTS order
>please kill this thread so we can start another
>>33033156
what were the patches you designed?
I forget
>>33033169
I've helped on a few but the main one is that red/black/yellow slav patch with the /k/ube on it that I did for an airshit game.
I also helped with the deplorables patch and have done a few other things that didn't get made I think
>>33033235
didn't you help NEET with one?
>>33033340
Maybe, I don't remember what it was unless you're talking about that lucoa one I was working on last night
>>33033348
what do the words even mean?
>>33033413
on the /k/ patch for airshit?
Techincally it translates to "Happy Commandos Call" because there's no real way to say "triggered" in the tumblr sense in russian.
but it was meant to say "Trigger Happy Commandos"
>>33033426
no I meant the lucoa patch
These threads aren't /k/ related
Fuck off
>>33033450
no u
>>33033438
oh
I think the idea anon had when they stuck it up there was "ole" feels south american because "Olé, Olé, Olé" soccer maymays
spain/ mexico etc
I liked your gfd/ss art thing you drew up, looked good
>>33033438
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol%C3%A9,_Ol%C3%A9,_Ol%C3%A9
>derived from the word allah
kek
>>33031750
"Forward Orbital Weapon System Controller"
>>33033450
>>33033467
oooh
cause she's Quetzalcoatl
>I liked your gfd/ss art thing you drew up
No one else seems to think so
>>33033498
Maybe I was thinking of someone else?
Not trying to burst the bubble
it was art with a busty mummy-tier girl smiling
>>33033510
that was Skinny's idea
>>33033521
ah yeah that's what it was
Yours isn't bad, I'm just more drawn to anime girls than text
(also I'm not huge on /ss/, I only want to be a shota so lucoa will love me ;-;)
>mfw guard has not replied to my email about hang out tomorrow
Added Sour's version of M14 to the list of in production ones
>>33032373
I really have no reason to samefag here, I'm not desperate for more sales. I only posted here because an anon in the /fa/ thread said there were people here wondering about Velcro
And if I were going to samefag, I'd be a lot more sneaky about it ;)
>>33033801
>I really have no reason to samefag here
then fuck off
>>33033806
I can't say I follow, partner
>>33033620
Eagerly waiting for that, Brave witches and Storm witches restock as well.
>>33033902
next thread I'm going to put up the updated list
>>33034007
shit
>>33034026
>page 8
>>33033808
1 is top tier
>>33031750
The word is ORDNANCE.
or·di·nance
ˈôrd(ə)nəns/
noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
a piece of legislation enacted by a municipal authority.
"a city ordinance banned smoking in nearly all types of restaurants"
2.
an authoritative order; a decree.
synonyms: edict, decree, law, injunction, fiat, command, order, rule, ruling, dictum, dictate, directive, mandate
"the president issued an ordinance"
Please..go back to school.
>>33031750
Id be interested.