SHTF Vehicle

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>>33009056
I think I found a new fetish

Interesting webm

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This is why I have a giantess fetish

>>33009072
Driving up a giant woman or driving a tiny car up a normal woman?

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>>33009056
You done did it. You posted a video way more interesting than your topic.

>know it's impractical, but I want a HMMWV

>>33009125
I don't know

I just know my dick is hard

>>33009128

You really really really don't. It is SHOCKING how often they break.

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>>33009056
Yep

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>>33009128
Do you want a H1, H2, or H3?

>>33009056
91 wrangler, cheap parts, simple to repair, and reliable. 5spd straight 6 and doesn't seem to do bad on gas.

>muh greymen honda civic
>muh hilux will do anything
>pre computerized diesel swap anything
>muh jeep XJ
>muh imported snowflake communist jeep
>muh air cooled dirt bike
what did I miss

>>33009176
rape mobile XL

i want one

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>>33009210
how about a FJ?

>>33009186
>Do you want a Hummer, a Silverado, or a Colorado.

Fixed it for you.

>>33009056
The last time I tried to that to a woman, I got arrested for vehicular manslaughter.

>>33009199
I got a 1990 with the i4 holy fuck that motor sucks ( the 4.0 gets better mileage than it too I swear) I really want to swap something into it but I don't know what, a 4.0 swap seems like trouble if you don't have a donor wrangler which is hard to come by where I live.

>>33009072
I still prefer motoboating

>>33009231
Junk nip shit

>>33009111
>>33009125
>giantess fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ_uh0syWFk

>>33009056
It is, in fact, a luxury car, but I absolutely trust it with my life. See video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPpOXH0ADSg

>>33009273
>they must have plenty of nasty stuff for you to eat between their toes
what did she mean by this?

>>33009234
H3 is the best off roader Hummer ever made

Prove me wrong.

>>33009174
I said that I knew it was impractical, I just like it.

My Harley. Carb, points so EMP-proof. spares are plentiful including my stash. Tires are common sizes.

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>>33009231
Yes, that goes on the list too under the jeep that's not a jeep and super expensive.

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>>33009296
I think the H2 is best t b h

>>33009255
Yes. Their best car

>>33009323
It's just too damn big and only has the rear locking diff.

>>33009296

The H2 and H3 are way more capable than people give them credit for. Factory lockers, excellent approach angles and massive suspension travel. Its not their fault they were bought primarily by soccer moms.

>>33009261
Yeah, the 5spd in the 4 won't fit the 6. A donor car is best so that you don't have to keep going back and forth if you forget to grab a part. I know people say that the 4 banger is reliable but that the power sucks (give up doing shit if it's an auto and 4) and that the 5spds are weak. Maybe check some junkyards for a rolled one?

>>33009353
>5spds are weak
The AX5 isn't really weak, but it's built for what it's built for. The AX15 is significantly stronger.

>>33009072
I got u senpai.

http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1481/55/1481550406870.webm

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>>33009261
What the fuck are you talking about ?
I have a 90's 2.5L , ax15 trans, 4.10 gears. d30 front and d35 rear..
>Aka stock.

Im a huge fucking jeeper and have experended too many drivetrain combos to list

and hands down that 90s YJ stock, is in my opinion the very BEST combo jeep ever offered off the line.
>Just do 2 things, put in ARB airlockers and change that rear 35 to a 30.
>Boom
>Done
>best rig ever

>>33009353
I've actually never seen a wrangler in a junkyard before, but I'd be more serious about swapping a 4.0 from an xj If I wasn't driving a 99 tj with a 4.0 daily.

>>33009422
You need 4.10 gears... Seriously thats your problem.. you get mad amounts of torque in 1st and 2nd.. and enough to hit 65 on the highway.
Also stickshift.

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>>33009273
>tfw can never ever ever ever ever let anybody irl know that I have this shit tier fetish because of faggots like in that video
end me t.bh

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>>33009487
if you're a manlet you can date a tall girl at least. there's no hope for us lanklets

>>33009056
Also.. yes.

> 2003-2005 Nissan Xterra
is what i currently own and this truck has 160k, i can drive to cali and back and i know it will make it

>Yotas - hilux
operator of all operators of all time

>Jeep - XJ
Yjs a are great, until winter, with shit doors and top and no storage space.

From personal experience and owning all 3, and i had to choose, i went xterra and didnt reget it.. you'll see in a couple years people will be looking for those trucks solid as fuck. Its legit a perfect hybrid of a jeep and yota.

>>33009417
>best rig ever
>Jeep
Pick one.

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>>33009509
>tfw 6'1
no escape

>>33009417
stock yjs blow dick. Your vacuum actuated 4x4 is the dumbest thing ive ever seen on the trail

>>33009541
You must choose shit lines then.. i've swear to god i have whipped up on fools with 20k rigs using this little 4k setup

>>33009466
The backstory on this YJ in greentext
>old YJ sits in grandpas yard for 10 years
>dad nigger rigs it (brakes and some gages really hated his lazy approach)
>I don't know anything about cars at the time so whatever
>I turn 18 (yeah I didn't get a license until my senior year) start driving it learn to drive stick
>still don't know much about cars
>drive it for a few more years put some KC lights on a light bar
>the brakes go out I tell my dad and he's like whatever
>dont have the money or knowledge to fix it at the time
>slide into a phone pole on a rainy day rather than rear end someone
>put another fender on for 175 dollars flare blinker light and all
>get 99 TJ drive that
>YJ sits in the yard waiting to be revived one day
The passenger side tire absorbed most of the impact. I was a little surprised it didn't fuck my alignment.

nope, but I need one. I'll probably want a van that can go off road and have minimal electronics. like 70s or early 80s
any ideas?
it needs to be tall enough to get over tall sidewalks and powerful enough not to get stuck on mud.

>>33009297
same

>>33009580
you won't be able to "whip" up on fools when the line gets a hole in it and youre stuck in 2wd the entire trip.

>>33009587
Yeah my buddy has a few Indiana lawn ornaments sitting around too

Sounds like alot of work tho.. that engine is probably completely seized up.. not to mention all the new wiring your gonna have to run. Sound like a real project. I hope you at least covered it with a tarp or something.. if not. do you know how to weld ?

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>>33009535
>tfw 6'0" king of manlets.

Just end it.

>>33009541
Vacuum isn't the problem, Jeep is. Jeep can take even the most robust design and turn it into a shitbox.

>>33009541
funny you should say that, winter storm in ct here last week and my 4x4 didn't work. Gotta swap it over to the manual engage kit. Luckily everything else works great in it and no frame or body rot. I got a good deal on.

>>33009605
Mitsubishi Delica Starwagon.

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>>33009580
and no i dont choose shit lines

>>33009642
Thats actually how i ran half the trails until i had to put it in 4, just locked the rear axle and rolled with true 2wd until 4 was needed.. saved on gas

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>>33009678
Jesus christ, do yourself a favor and get some real tires....

>>33009678
Why did you choose to get out and take a picture when it's stuck?

>>33009765
Thats the last step when all hope is lost and you called for backup..

>>33009056
Mine was an F150 crewcab but the transmission shit out on monday. Now I'm looking for a new one....

>>33009667
New Jeep yes, But when jeep was owned by AMgeneral. (you know the guys who made the hmv)
Holy fuck these vehicles where tanks... its why we won the war. Seriously.

New jeeps are for fags.

>>33009809

Theres your problem.

>>33009725
I had km2s at the time, the mud was a mixture of cow shit and clay so nothing would have helped.

>>33009765
>>>33009783
I got a humvee to pull me out

>>33009816
If by new Jeeps you mean everything past the CJs. They were about as weak as the current Jeeps, but so were most other things, so they appeared pretty tough. Not the case anymore.
>>33009867
>BFG Hood Terrains
Come on, get some real tires. And a real car.

>>33009834
14 year old truck with nearing 200,000 miles. Shit was going to happen sooner or later

>>33009056
Yes. 20 mpg, 4wd, I have driven it off road a few times. Only thing that broke was the CD player. In the process of putting rifle plates in the doors.

>>33009897
>get yourself some real tires
Coming from the retard with the spare that isn't the same size as the others

>>33009056
Honestly SHTF isn't something I really thought of when I bought my Jeep liberty.
Its a pretty cool ride though for my needs, I use it mostly for camping and light trail driving.

>>33009934
I don't know who you're talking about, but it isn't me.

>>33009323
Let us pray Ford does not fuck up the Bronco like they've done to the rest of their cough drop suvs now.

>worry intensifies.

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Just sold my lowered WRX and got something much more SHTF.

2007 Nissan Xterra, 4wd, 6 Speed Manual, rear E-Locker, 33"
4.0 V6
I want a 3" lift, front and rear bumpers, winch, intake, headers, exhaust, and a tune. Total for all that is about $6000 lol.

>>33009966
I thought you were
>>33009725

but regardless, fuck you

>>33009516
I was somewhat close to buying an Xterra. How do you like yours? I ended up getting a KJ though.

>>33009883
>>33009867
Torque fix's most problems lol

>>33009897
Everything after 91 started to turn to shit, Older CJ's are good.. but.... have a few flaws, mostly with transmissions if your gonna go off the trail; and could use beefer leafs.YJ was just about right until they sold to Chrysler and jeep became what it is today.

>>33009898
yard trans or rebuild ?

>>33009934
Was no need, if you knew about groundhawg tires, its a fuckign 10ply tire.. i was more likely to run off the bead from airing down rather then blowing a tire.
I still wish they made those tires, Swamper/boggers are alright; but hawgs are real old school and fucking amazing in everything except rain and stopping fast on the street.

>>33009970
It's going to be the ROW Ford Everest, which looks like a neat vehicle. I might even buy one since Mitsubishi is intent on not importing any off roader ever again.

>>33009056
08 Silverado ext cab w/ 5.3. Silverado's last forever, that why you don't see landscapers driving 30 year old Rams or F150's and beating the shit out of them, because they don't last.

>>33009340
H2 was designed ground up and is capable off road

H3 however, is a glorified trailblazer

>>33010101
If by "ground up", you mean they put an E-locker in a bloated Tahoe, sure. The H3 has front and rear e-lockers, better angles, and is smaller. All better for off roading.

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>>33009971
That trucks gonna be wanted in a few years; especially since they ended the Xline.. only downfall with them is you cant rockcrawl well since high center of grav.. but.. this is the future SHTF vehicle. honest to god
>Pic related, exactly what mine looks like.. only im running the same tires you are right now.

>>33009997
Im sorry : (
I did too look at the lib for a bit; but i dont trust new jeep... i feel like they are good now but wont hold up later.
That trucks solid as fuck, having standard issues sagging headliner, dash lights flicker here and there.. but thats nothing a weekend cant fix.
Drive train wise i cant argue at all its at 160k miles and it still feels great..
Storage space is awesome.
Seats 4, or 2 with more storage
Built in spot for medkit is awesome as fuck
Recessed windows for adding shelves
Roof rack is great.
Its just a solid reliable, not toooo bad on gas, midsize SUV that can handle trail just fine but dont expect to off road hardcore.

For SHTF vehicle.. ive debated this alot..this one takes the cake currently since its pretty easily obtainable / reliable and gives you enough MPG / capality balance..

The only thing i really regret about this vehicle is not getting the supercharged version

>>33010061
Please guy, you're not fooling anyone we all know there's candy inside there. You might as well paint come rape the wife and kids on the side too.

>>33010075
Until the cab corners rust out and so do the cab mounts.

>>33010101
Thats bait bro

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Not perfect, but sturdy, and paid for

>>33010200
Discos are good looking. Unfortunately they're Land Rovers.

>>33009816
AM General was a subsidiary of AMC and made humvees, although AMC also owned the Jeep brand, AM General never made jeeps. The Jeep brand was its own division.

>>33009897
>BFG hood terrains

>hood terrains


I pictured 3 chrome rims from rent a center with bald tires where spots of the belts are showing, worn unevenly, and a 4th wheel thats been on the donut for a month or so.

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>>33010224
Correct, ish...

AM General developed the High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle (HMMWV, nicknamed "Humvee") for military use as a heavy-duty replacement for the jeep. The vehicle later became available in a civilian version sold under the Hummer brand name.

Another familiar product from the AM General line was the Jeep DJ-5 series—a purpose built "Dispatch Jeep" 2-wheel drive (RWD) version of the Jeep CJ-5—used in huge numbers as a right-hand drive mail delivery vehicle by the United States Postal Service. Production of buses lasted only from 1974 until 1979.[3]

AM General line was the Jeep DJ-5 series—a purpose built "Dispatch Jeep" 2-wheel drive (RWD) version of the Jeep CJ-5 , made by a AMgen team.. and continued onto the c7 line until they sold off the jeep name.. but all the parts from 1970s till the last CJ in 1986 was infact AM general made

>Thats why THIS was on the VERY last line of jeeps the made
>They knew what they had.
>They knew.

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>>33009056

Why yes, yes I do.

>>33010200
I love discoverys; they look perfect.. just perfect.. only downfall is they a fucking fuck fuck fuck on maintenance and are finicky bitches

>>33010400
D- series are great; until you need to replace something. Don't let them safari chaps lie to you.. that vehicle WILL get you there and back, but holy fuck you better check her daily and have a parts list for replacement for the foreseeable future. They are like clockwork almost, you can nearly call the time of day X y or Z is going to break. Which isnt a bad thing.. but fuck.

>>33010371
How much you pick that up for ? I was considering it, but i dont feel like a car payment right now

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>>33010400
35k$ for the truck.

>1989 Nissan D21 XE with a z24i engine with decent all-terrain tires and 3" lift
Fucker's taken everything I've thrown at it (and I'm not gentle). I'm confident in its SHTF capabilities.

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>>33010502

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>>33009272
nip shit is best shit, the 80's and 90's 4wds beat anything else in a pure rugged unkillable built like a brick shithouse style of doing things
pic very much related,

>>33009174

There is a difference between a properly maintained civilian version that hasn't been beat on by every retard to sit in the drivers seat since it rolled from the factory, and the military hmmwv.

>>33009261

LS swap it.

>>33009056
I drive a 2006 Hyundai sonota with 152k miles on it. I trust it to an extent seeing how I haven't taken very good care of it and I've driven it multiple times when it's not in tip top shape.

>I also don't trust it cause...well its a old Hyundai sonota held together by nails, zip ties, and faith

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>>33010176
I was seriously considering the older generation, but I was lucky enough to finance and "afford" the newer one.

I wish they made a turbo diesel one.

>>33010200
Nice bumper.

>>33010371
>>33010473
I want to paint my X this color.


I wish there were more turbo-diesel midsize pickups and offroad SUVs available stateside.

>2000 Jeep Grand Cherokee

It's really showing its age now, but I've jumped enough curbs and pulled enough people out of a snow bank that it's got a special place in my heart

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>>33010524
Patrols are cool, I'd like a Y61.

Best Nip off roader right here, though.

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2012 Colorado 3.7L I-5 paired to the slushbox with GM's Govlock rearend. That rearend is a pain in the ass around town but godlike when you need more traction.

Its sitting on I-Pikes right now for the winter, but this truck goes through it all with no trouble.

Its only issue is terrible fuel efficiency due to the hills in my area.

It now has a bed cap that I have plans for.

Really need to get a new picture though.

>>33010706
The worst thing about it is you have to be careful about how much throttle you apply and, even then, it can still blow up just because of how it functions.

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>>33009056
>Your get out of dodge option isn't some luxury mom-mobile is it?
Why not?

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>>33010473
Not bad, d-sal motor ?

>>33010524
This.

>>33010614
Thought about newer, but this ones paid off and i dont like the new headlights / more refined shape.. I do however fawn over those rear fender steps

>>33010618
Pic related.

>>33010742
LX470s are the best 100 series.
>>33010744
Tacoma has never had a diesel. Just the 2.7L I4, 4.0 V6, and 3.7L V6.

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>>33010666
nah, y60 patrol all day, all iron 4.2 injector pump diesel, no turbo but built for one, slow but will never die (nissan actually lightened the internals when they turboed them to give better response thats how heavy duty the old engines are)
y61 has the nicer body and interior, and the chassis and drivetrain are the same as the y60, but the y60 body will handle a abuse a bit better
mitsi's just arnt built like other jap cars, they just do not last as well.

>>33010791
>mitsi's just arnt built like other jap cars, they just do not last as well.
Well, we can agree to disagree.

Ive got an 09 ranger i paid off last year.

Id like one of those landcruisers i rode around in overseas but i dont think they sell them in the us. A cj5/jap equivelent would be pretty cool maybe, but i dont really want to spend more than my current car on one 60 years old.
Maybe if it gets wrecked il waste the insurance money. How to commit insurance fraud but not really

>>33010770
I thought they where gonna do it for this year ?
or is that all just vaporware ?

>>33010730

That is its downfall, but I tend to be careful about that, and when it does fail, there is a lot of options for its replacement thankfully.

And in my line of work, if I can't find something that fits, I can make it.

>>33009056
now THAT'S kinky.

>>33009186
h1 is the only choice or you're gay

>>33010200
discos are based. the early ones, not the soccer mom post 98 ones or whatever year that was.

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>>33010742
470s are cool.

>>33010744
The rear steps actually don't work that well. The older ones are easier to lift, and are probably a bit lighter. The new ones are pigfat.

My 2007 with 65k miles was $10.5k, but the timing chain already needs to be done. I should have spend $12.7k for a 2009 with 95k miles, but a 2.5" KING lift front and rear, plus ARB front bumper and Custom rear bumper.

Alas.

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>>33009072
i was just about to say the same thing holy shit

>>33010841
oh its all purely experience based for me, i dont have any stats or concrete basis for it
iv driven their trucks, utes and small cars, all just feel cheap, the older utes i test drove when i was in the market for a 4wd all had a lot more issues and felt far more shagged at similar mileages to their nissan and toyota counterparts

>only crossover I can find an afford is a Mazda Tribute
>Xterras are fucking expensive and have shit gas mileage but are everywhere
>same with Tacomas
Fuck

>>33011059
The Mileage is so bad. Skip the 2005-2008 years because of the timing chain issue, and the Auto Trans cooler is internal to the radiator and starts leaking tranny fluid into your coolant.

Either go 2009+, or get a supercharged one from the old generation.

Skip Tacomas entirely. They're value is artificially inflated by normies perception of reliability.

>>33011036
That's because of their shit mid 90s to mid 2000s business model of basically giving their cars away. Hell I think they still do crazy shit in Australia. Tons of people got loaded Pajeros and Tritons who could barely afford them. Extremely poor maintenance will bring any vehicle to its knees.

I found my Pajeros to be excellently engineered, overbuilt, and far more feature rich and comfortable than anything in its class, to include J80 and J100 LCs that I test drove while shopping. Their handling is great, as well, and they get even better the faster you go off road. Can't say that for a lot of factory off road cars.

>>33011131
>Auto Trans cooler is internal to the radiator
That's pretty common. Even cars that have discrete transmission coolers will usually just put it in series with the integrated transmission cooler.

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>>33009056
Not yet. Considering Gelandewagen - it's expensive as fuck, but I've been taught "we're too poor to buy cheap".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8SkPtYCIGs

If it survives Russia, it can survive anything.

And if it is LAPV Enok, it will survive SHTF.

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Only have my Suk.....but i love it and i can repair everything myself.

>>33009332
too bad they ruined it

>>33009466
What's the max speed it can reach with 4.10 and 6-speed on a highway (that it is still stable at)?

>>33010101
I thought H3 was a Dodge Dakota chassis in disguise?

>>33011944
It's a Chevy Colorado/GMC Canyon

>>33009056
I have a 90 v6 Toyota pickup and a 95 f350 7.3 Powerstroke crew cab long bed.

Both have been reliable but the Ford is huge. Good thing I l live in the desert.

>>33010445
>discovery
that's a defender mate

>>33010517
what kind of akm is that?

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My crown Vic has proven to drive some pretty fucked up places I'd not have thought a sedan should go. It's also practical in that it can seat 4 comfortably, store a fuck ton of stuff in the trunk and has more than adequate ground clearance (at least in the p71 police package).

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>>33012051
Appears to be a yugo, maybe m70

>>33009231
everyone I know who has(had) one complains that theyre all looks and no balls

>>33009398
badass

>>33009056
>>33009072
https://www.instagram.com/hotyogaholic/

sauce desu

>>33009056
Sdkfz 222

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>>33009056
I have a W126 Diesel Benz so ether it's going to fall apart by rust or I'm going to machine some replacement parts that were originally "designed to wear" rubber or plastic.

>>33012323
>Sdkfz 222

Yeah no, it's ether a 223 or you are full of shit.

>>33011944
>GM vehicle is a Chrysler vehicle in disguise
...really?
>>33012043
No it's not, you dumb Australian.

>>33009072

It's 4chan. I get a new fetish every day here.

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muh rape van/home

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>>33012147
Its a npap

>>33009605
Old Chevy Astro.

>>33009056
electric mountainbike, gel filled tyres.
try to rig solar panels for it on the panniers
The roads will be blocked.

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>>33009056
come on guys, all these gas guzzling break-down prone shit fests?

>>33009056

>Do you own a vehicle you'd trust your life with?

No, but if SHTF I'll take what I can get. Also poorfag

>>33014335
>Saturn
That was your first mistake.

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>>33009056
2000 Jeep Wrangler.

Just old enough to still be rugged, just new enough to be modern and comfy.

>>33014529
>TJ
>comfy
>modern
Does your shit even have A/C?

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>>33014141
Either way that little truck is ready to remove kebab

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Something easy to maintain and with low fuel requirements, plus it can be repaired with a piece of rebar if need be.

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A concept I was working on for a while.

>>33016313
nice

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UAZ 469 ZMZ 4021.10 1981 with military drive shaft and differentials.

Bought her just a week ago and currently freshing her up with some new parts and oil here and there.
Also gonna change some things to it, like military light covers, search light and Ja-192 tires plus some extra.

>>33016357
Hnnng

>>33009231
Fj
> fakejeep

>>33009056
if SHTF gas is going to be hard to come by
so, yes, I have a bicycle

>>33012141
This.

Ford Crown vics are the king of apoc vehicles.

>>33016580

You meant to say F150. They last forever and parts are plentiful.

>>33016580
>>33016649
>>33016649
>They last forever and parts are plentiful.
thats true of most fords
they will run dry on fluids and keep going
you have to really treat a ford badly to kill it

my thicc ZJ

this thread is pretty /o/k/

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Guys, there really is no other answer than a CUCV. Cheap, heavy, durable, and 100% mechanical (no bullshit electronics to go out or give you sass). Make sure that a few common failure points have been recently maintained (such as the injection pump) and they are unstoppable. Not the fastest or the strongest, but they use old simple diesel engines that can run on pretty much anything that squirts through the injectors an keeps the pump lubricated.

>>33016672

Even when "dead" they still run better than walking

>>33016804
>no bullshit electronics to go out or give you sass)
You're right, just mechanical bullshit to go out, need periodic maintenance, and 'give you sass'.

>>33014632
Yeah, killer AC.

But I'd rather just crack a window.

I also just swapped the stereo deck so now it's got CD, Bluetooth and even USB ports.

Most importantly it's the straight six. No 4-banger for me.

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if SHTF I'd go with my Taco seeing as though my other option would be a 1974 vette. Maybe it'd be better to go in a blaze of white hot fiberglass burning style though.

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>>33017327

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>>33016672
Where my rangerbros at?

Crazy story I have, I was with a friend leaving my house to pick something up from another's house
>leave driveway
>decide to rev the piss out of the engine to show off/raise hell like a redneck
>10 min later got to buddy's house
>wtf.jpg
>literally did rev the piss out of the engine
>steam is coming out of hood, open it
>looks like a bunch of stoners hotboxed my engine bay
>don't want to call pops to come get me, or a tow truck
>fuck it
>drive back to my house
>2-3 minutes before arriving, engine temp gauge is rising mid-gauge (never goes that high)
>fuckfuckfuck
>pull into driveway and immediately shut off truck
>I caused an old freeze plug to leak because I revved the fuck out of my engine, lost all my coolant within 3-4 minutes of driving

I got the plug replaced a couple days later, it's been about 2 years since then and still runs fine

2.9 v6, 5spd. Averages about 22mpg. It's only 2wd w/ open diff but I've taken it off-road and never been stuck, mainly because I'm not a complete tard who drives straight into mudbogs. I want to put a locker in it someday though. Not bad for $850 and hauls firewood like a champ. One day I'll turn it into a technical if I find a Carl Gustav laying around

>>33017035
True, but with more modern and complex vehicles you have not only the mechanical bullshit but also the electronic bullshit. Simpler is better, and the fewer electronic controls the simpler it gets.

>>33017385
My bro in law had one of pic related, and he used to always run over those traffic cones they glue down in the road because fuck making him swerve to drive slower on the way home from work. Lol.

I always laughed my ass off hearing them scrape along under the truck and pop back up behind us.

>>33013652

is the inside finished?

>>33017930
They're built like tanks, no doubt. I see old, beat-up rangers on the road all the time but I baby mine as I plan on keeping it for a long time

>>33018112
Nope, as a matter of fact I just finished tearing out the majority of the somewhat crappy makeshift interior I had before. it's insulated and has lighting though, and I just got a maritime pump faucet and a pretty cool oldschool brass bar sink at a used appliance store. I'm pretty excited to start putting it all together. still trying to find a good stove.

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>>33009056
yep.

nope.

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>>33017327
>>33017349
just do this and strap some hillbilly armor to it

>>33009056
My Subaru Forester I would trust with my life. I can camp in the back or haul tons of shit. AWD, off road capable, civil defense/weatherband radio receiver, all kinds of stash spots, roof rack.

Wish it had a full size spare though.

>>33009176
That thing is pretty neat.

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>>33009056
At least I can move a lot of stuff a couple hundred miles before having to refuel. Right...?

>>33018823
probably, but you'd better armor up because every fudd with a .308 is going to be taking pot shots at you the whole way

>>33018757
>1" thick 7075-t6 armour

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>>33017349
>>33012484
>>33009255
all of my yes

>>33010473
Is that a fucking 5.45 spam can face on your front bumper? 10/10

>>33015828
I think I need to weaponize a dunebuggy now

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>>33018823
>>33018837

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>nothing personnel kiddo

not pictured is independent .50 and 40mm crows

>>33019134
almost perfect, just spray paint it red

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>>33012283
>https://www.instagram.com/hotyogaholic/
that particular video isn't on there, or am I blind?
>the one on there, from stationary camera with Nirvana Unplugged in NY soundtrack isn't as good

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my Chevy goes everywhere. i have alot of spare parts for it, i bought a totaled one with low miles of the same year in my back yard so i have a spare motor and transmission.

>>33009056

Why do women insist on plastic tits?

>>33019681
because it looks good?

>>33019810
Oh, ja.

Way too hard to get them in the states though. It is shocking that it never took off here.

'98 GMC Jimmy 2 door. Lightweight, 4x4, short and nimble, with decent power to weight ratio. Added bonus, can live in the back of it dry and comfortable for overland stuff. Goes through just about everything and 4.3's run forever.

>>33019700
It most certainly does not.
Real tits > fake tits all day everyday.

>>33010400

I like it, but it's a tad conspicuous

>>33019854
They are beautiful machines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GNqKdgZiI

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>>33019085
You know it :^)

>>33020152
Certainly the best. Only US user I know of is my power company, they have two or three for running deep backwoods along high voltage power lines.

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>>33018697
I baby my jeep too.
I don't jam the throttle, I walk trail obstacles to see them from all angles, change the oil regularly, fix anything I can, as soon as I notice it.
It's my daily driver and I need it to work.

But I digress. you're smart to do so. You do the basic maintenance, don't ignore weird noises and little problems, you can keep her on the road basically forever.

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>>33009056
Feet and toes are fucking disgusting...
Why the fuck do so many people INSIST on getting them in the shot for youtube videos, movies, cartoons, games, anime, etc.? Sure they're not always the main focus but still...
NO ONE wants to see anybody's feet when they watch shit.

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>>33022237
People who are disgusted by feet are as bad as people who are sexually aroused by them.

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>>33022237
>EW FUCKING GROSS
>KNEES
>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT?!
>,,,ARE THOSE FUCKING
>EAR LOBES!?

Consider deepthroating a crowbar.

>>33020251
hey faggot
are you gunna be in flagstaff this weekend?
lets get shit faced at the museum club

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>>33010061
Why is it outside a Planned Parenthood building?

>>33023342
They got to clean the execution rooms somehow.

>>33023342
...and what's with those red eyes through the window?? There's so much wrong with this image

>>33023374
Are you people finally figuring out they are a front for a demon summoning cult to gain ingredients.

I've got an 01 Subaru Forester with 200k on the clock and fresh head gaskets.

It's not body on frame, but it's also not fuck heavy and it gets decent gas mileage.

I'd feel pretty confident as long as I could get clear of the city.

>>33023547
you're going to need a v8 if you want to stay ahead of the scum of the wastelands

Nope.

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>>33009056
>this guy can convince a girl to let him drive a RC jeep on her but i havent even gotten laid in 8 months

>>33023621
>he's gotten laid

>>33011000
this was a frontier, but almost the same type of bumper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynhumAumc8Q

>>33009765
>Why did you choose to get out and take a picture when it's stuck?
not stuck, just to call in a air strike on your dumb ass, i see you lived.
maybe next time, then.

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>''muh mud tyors
>Using Gas hogs
>Over fat toyotas
>European trucks that break down every mile
>Not using older and smaller and more gas efficient Nissan,Toyota pickups and Ford Rangers.
>He doesn't use a modified CRX with a mounted machine pistol on top, two snow tires for just in case and small trailer to pull

OH I get it, this one of those threads where people choose a vehicle that will break down/run out of gas after 100 miles and then become a battle bunker.

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Toyota Tacoma. ezpick

>>33009652
Manlets are under 6' friendo.

Average is 5'10"

>>33009056
Have an 02 dakota crew cab 4x4 with a 4" lift. Just bought it from my father in law. Was used as a plow truck so it has lots of reinforced frame pieces with handy attachment points.

Also I can put a plow on it in calse BLM decides to block the streets near me.

>>33014490
And last. He'll die in that thing.

>>33009652
>helium
>not feelium

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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My SHTF vehicle is the only Motorcycle ITT. I just want to grab my bug-out-bag, and run along the railways and/or power lines to avoid traffic. 13 litre tank should get me 300 miles away.

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>>33019085
>weaponize a dunebuggy
No other option.

>>33024292
I like the Pro, but jesus christ the price is ridiculous. Might as well get a fucking Ford Raptor if you're gonna spend that much. I'm looking at the Off Road myself.

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Ayyyy

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>>33025975
Ayyyy

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>>33024910
>>33025975
>>33026327
>No panniers

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>>33010061

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>>33026301

Vette Kart is awesome.

>>33026400
Saddlebag on the back folds out senpai

>>33024288
>>Not using older and smaller and more gas efficient Nissan,Toyota pickups and Ford Rangers.
U wot m8
>>33010502
>>33010517

>More fuel efficient
Boy the absolute best my little Nissan's ever done is 25mpg, highway. 18-20's the average, lower in the winter when I leave the front hubs locked all the time so I can engage 4wd from the cab if I need it.

I love the little meme truck for a ton of reasons but they abso-fucking-lutely have their downsides vs more modern pickups.

>>33011222
What, no love for German engineering? I'm disappoint.

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Anyone else here Ford Explorer?
>God on ice or in mud.
>Parts everywhere.
>Never breaks anyway.

Except the shifter, that comes loose every 6 mouths.

>>33030495
lol
>current-production Explorers are crossovers IE tall station wagons

I very strongly prefer GMC/Chevy SUVs over their Ford equivalents. This is based on multiple experiences rather than any sort of brand loyalty

>>33030929
>IE tall station wagons
Literally what SUVs are.

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>>33031055
>doesn't understand the difference between frame-on-body and unibody vehicles

>>33009186
He said hmmv
Not hummer

>>33031055
Do you also think there's no difference between a Silverado and an Avalanche you fucking retard?

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this or an M35A2 would be perfect

>>33031091
I mean it's pretty much in the name, unibody has a unitized (meaning integrated) body and frame. While body-on-frame, not frame-on-body, is just that.

Has nothing to do with what an SUV is, though.

>>33031188
>unibody
>hit a 4" wide tree at 15mph and its fucked
>body on frame
>hit same tree
>bounce over it

>>33031055
a station wagon is a wagon body on a car chassis/running gear, and generally has the same body lines.
an SUV is a wagon body on a truck frame/running gear, and generally looks like a truck.
massive difference.

>>33009056
Vids like these make being a virgin unbearable.

>>33030495
Explorers are pretty sweet. Basically a SUV body on a ranger frame

98 Honda CRV

Enjoy trying to get your gas guzzlers through any type of forest or tight urban area.

>>33031212
>unibody
>hit a 4" wide tree at 15mph and its fucked
>body on frame
>hit same tree
>bounce over it
Can't you morons stay on /o/?
>a station wagon is a wagon body on a car chassis/running gear, and generally has the same body lines.
an SUV is a wagon body on a truck frame/running gear, and generally looks like a truck.
massive difference.
Literally all bullshit you made up. SUVs are just what tall station wagons were called in America because station wagons weren't cool anymore.

>>33031188
>Has nothing to do with what an SUV is.
>It doesn't matter that OG SUVs are built the same way as pickups and that crossover SUVs are built the same way as cars

Some SUVs are suited to off-road driving and some aren't. It's got everything to do with the way they're made. More and more """SUVs""" are literally minivans with bigger interiors and sharper angles because people want to pass themselves off as "outdoorsy" or tell themselves that they have a "good SHTF" vehicle.

The fact that you think the difference is immaterial speaks volumes about your knowledge.

Nissan LEAF for now, Tesla Model 3 in the future.

Gasoline only last about a year. Then it starts decomposing and turning into things that kill engines. Diesel isn't much better. Depending on how SHTF things get, fuel can become critically short or unavailable.

An EV can be charged at your bug out location with solar panels. it is also less likely to break on you.

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>>33031275
>be retarded
>get called out on it
>double down

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>>33031286
I've actually started looking into doing an electric conversion on an old Toyota pickup.
New electric cars aren't to my taste or needs at all. Get me an compact electric truck capable of hauling and off-road driving in 4 seasons of adverse terrain and I'll buy it in an instant.

>tfw NEVER EVER in the States, where mid-sized is as small as new-production pickups get

>tfw I drive a goddamn -98 VW Polo because I am a poorfag student

I almost sold some of my furniture and computers to buy an -88 Toyota Supra, though. Once I finish uni I and get an actual job I'll probably get an 80s or early 90s Supra (if I find one with manual trans) for summers and a Nissan Kingcab or Toyota Hilux for winters.
My Polo feels like a fag-cart after seeing what other kommandos drive. At least it is black and a manual. Could swap it for a Golf with a 150hp 2,5 engine but don't have the money atm. Had to stop using warm water and dropped room temp already to pay for ammo and stuff like that.

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>>33031569

roof rack or no roof rack, /k/?

it holds my hi-lift and some other shit. but on the other hand it looks like poser shit. almost as bad as led bars.

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>>33031593

>>33030495
Until the auto trans grenades at 120k

>>33031593
>roof rack or no roof rack, /k/?
>it holds my hi-lift and some other shit. but on the other hand it looks like poser shit. almost as bad as led bars.

>Extra cargo space or no?
>Form or function?
It's only poser shit if you don't use it anon

>>33009176
That's fucking sweet.

>>33031593
damn son if you have a use for it, throw one on. who cares what some spergs on the Internet think

something Diesel Sellerz would make... Giant fucking F-650 with a camper attached to the back. Could live there for ages...

>>33009678
Why didn't you choose a better line?

>>33031722
hello 6th grade

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>>33031679
>>33031699

word

>>33031306
>know more than these idiots on 4chan
>try to educate them
>they double down on being retarded
Can't help everyone.

>>33031857
What do you wanna bet it's somebody who spends all his time talking about how his Outback is just as viable an offroad vehicle as a 4Runner?

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Lol oh well...

>>33009056
>SHTF
Stopped reading right there

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just got this, it's the diesel. I would take a pic but it's dark as fuck outside.

>>33031974
Well it's missing things like ground clearance, a good breakover angle due to that ground clearance, and a 2 speed transfer case. Other than that it's about as decent.

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>>33032009
Does it just flip over forward if it goes down a curb?

>>33032049
yea it only happened 3 times on the way back home

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>>33032032
>despite being much worse it's about as decent

>>33032101
And just like that I'm in love with you...

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I get out of dodge by getting in my Dodge.

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I MIGHT be OK? I mean, its pretty reliable and the i4 isn't terribly weak, but the frame rust is getting pretty bad. bare minimum it needs a new cab mount.

>>33009632
Way of the road, bud.

>>33032346
>look at badge
>not the 12 valve version
I'm slightly disappointed, anon

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>>33032346
Mechanic just wrapped up transmission rebuild, new low stall torque converter, steel planetary gear to replace aluminum, kevlar bands, new pump, new bearings, total rebuild, bulletproofed... I just hope I get it back soon before the happenings start up.

The transmission was the weakest link on this truck. Everything else is good. Cummins 12V, NP 205 transfer case, Dana 60 front, Dana 70 limited slip rear, leaf spring suspension, mostly made of steel, only 105k on the odometer so far.

I'll be adding a transfer tank of at least 20 gallons, factory tank is 30 gallons, average mpg hand calculated is 16 city 20 highway... potential range of 800 to 1000 miles with 50 gallons

Can be run on veggie oil diesel mix with right fuel filter. Could run on pure veggie oil, but it would need a heater to keep it from gelling

>>33032670
isn't there a conversion kit somewhere to bring a 12v to multifuel-spec?

>>33032553
It's a 1990 12 valve, pre intercooler days. They made this version 1989-1991 then went intercooled 91.5-93 The non intercooled have larger injectors and less electronics. I've got a 2nd gen intercooler and 60 mm turbo I'll put in when I have some time.

I wouldn't want an old dodge gasser personally. I bought it because of the engine and it was a decent deal.

>>33009056
How is this thinly disguised /o/ thread allowed on here, but discussions about gun laws aren't?

>>33032683
I'm sure there is, they are a very basic diesel with no sensors to flip out. You can run them on used engine oil, tranny fluid, ect you just have to filter it first. I run a 5 micron filter to protect the VE fuel pump... I'd be comfortable experimenting with veggie and other used oils as long as I know they were filtered down to 5 micron. A blend of oil and diesel 50/50 is pretty safe too to keep the fuel from gelling. No sense wearing the injectors with larger particles

>>33009056
A horse would be my first instinct, but as I neither possess one or know how to ride, no to your question.

a bug out vehicle should not be a vehicle you use to get to your bug out location, the vehicle should already be at your bug out location and only be used to leave your bug out location if it has been compromised.

If you can't get to your bug out location in less than 30mins, you should have probably spent more money on a new air filter and not on that 3in lift kit and big o knobby tires.

your vehicle should be seen as a one way ticket.

the reason i bring this up is because i've spent $100s of bullshit on my SHTF truck, one day me and some of my family went camping deep innawoods out in the middle of nowhere, they were a day ahead of me before the rain, I'm about 4 miles from camp when my truck started feeling like it was dragging on, stop, fucking flat tire, fix, right when i start the motor BOOM Klnk klank klank,, dead motor, 3 miles out no cell service. what a waste of fucking money.

>>33032719
because SJW mods don't mind "slide threads" but discussing gun laws is potentially productive and could lead to increased organization among right-wing posters.

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>>33009056
Laugh all you want, pic related works for me

>>33031286
>>33031465
This. An EV pickup conversion seems like one of the best options, alongside a regular bicycle.

>>33032719
You fucking know why you degenerate

>>33032752
Question:
Would a 1996 Nissan Hardbody TD-27NA engine accomplish such a feat?

Are 199x era engines too new?

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>>33009056
my go to would be my mountain bike no fuel and quiet but i would love one of these bad boys

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>>33009056
That new DARPA flexfuel hybrid dirtbike

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>>33033060
>mountain bike
hear, hear. Hardtail works fine innawoods and innadesert, but need a full suspension or pic related in the mountains. And, of course, tubeless.

But this is not for the faint of heart. I suspect regular /k/ clientele would be too effete for it.

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>>33031593
>>33031620
You put some frame stiffeners on that yet?

>>33033132
lol fucking jeeps.

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>>33033142
Hey man I just used to wheel with some XJ owners. I remember the body would flex so bad that you couldn't open the driver door.

Toyota masterrace

>>33009056
4X4 Subaru Outback. Maintenance is a breeze, cabin is fuckhueg and you can flip the rear seats forward to make a flat space for a bed, prone firing position, dragging supplies around, whatever the hell you feel like. It's even got a roof rack in case you feel like throwing some boxes up there or some other shit.

The 4X4 gives you a noticeable bonus in maneuverability, the suspension is fairly durable, and as long as you have spare parts, it will run forever. I have a 2001 Subaru Outback with 220,000 miles on it, no problems.

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>>33033119
want to get a Surly ECR one day

>>33033119
If I have to peddle I've already lost, ain't no point goin' on after that.

>>33033425
think stealth.

>>33033372
It's kinda hard to decide between the Outback and the Forester. I went with the latter because it takes up less space and has a taller roofline, which allows for a more upright seating position but one major drawback I found was that you can't lay the seats flat. That means sleeping in it is a bitch unless you're short and used to sleeping on a very firm half inclined bed.

Also as much as /o/ likes to joke about Mustangs lolcantturn they're wrong. Mustangs can't grip. They can turn very well. Subarus can't grip but Foresters REALLY can't turn. The turn radius is around 40', so maneuvering through parking lots is a total nightmare. It's a pretty big issue offroad too because if there's a tight squeeze you need to do a multi-point maneuver by which time you will break up any loose ground and start to dig the wheels in. It's honestly my biggest complaint about the car. Turns like a friggin barge.

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>>33033038
Yes I think it would, from the little bit I could find about it quickly it has mechanical injection so you should be good running alternative fuels. I guess NA is for naturally aspirated, that would make for a very durable diesel. Turbo makes more power, but it also puts more strain on the engine... I bet it'd be a very slow, but very reliable truck with great fuel economy.

It pains me the US hasn't had small 4 cylinder diesel trucks until recently... and they are overly complicated, expensive, and unproven. Bummer.

A 4BT in jeep scrambler would be nice.

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>>33033454
uhhh.... I'm living with the choices that I made as a teenager. I don't think I left room for change.

My SHTF vehicle is my bicycle.

I live in a city. There's no way in hell I'm gonna drive out of here if shit hits the fan.

I've got just enough food to spend a few days riding up to my folks.

See my family one last time before checking out.

>>33033038
If you know where I can get a D21 diesel motor in the States that doesn't involve paying some dude in China $10k to cut a truck in half and ship it across the Pacific I'll suck your dick

>Diesel conversion that just bolts the fuck in
Fuck the Chicken Tax

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>>33010524
>Nissan Patrol
Want. Hnggh

>>33009111

You too huh?

=)

So I realize /k/'s probably not the best place to go for legal advice but:
>Spend a couple months in Central America last winter
>Late-model Hiluxes fucking EVERYWHERE
Got me thinking: what if a hypothetical US citizen was to hypothetically purchase one of these Central American Hiluxes and drive it into the States? I realize that this counts as "importing" which is illegal. So how do I get around that? My state has really lax licensing standards so I think I could get past that part but the border seems like the hard part of the equation.
What circumstances are the Border Patrol gonna let me drive a Mexican pickup that I own across the border?

>>33033625
If it has state plates and familiar badges it might work. Gotta count on their incompetence.

>>33033500
>>33033581
Actually a Flipfag, so they are widely available here.

Such a shame you Mericans can't have such vehicles. The engine on ours still runs good, but it seems that the clutch is long overdue for some relining.

>>33009056
its hard to get more reliable than a honda civic

>>33009056
is this porn? if not i dont care

>>33009970
All their modern suvs arent meant for you anon theyre meant for women since men largely moved to just getting a truck. Unless you have a Wrangler all other suvs are made for women.

>>33009392
Holy shit. I need more. Please tell me someone has made this with a miniature Abrams.

>>33033625
You don't get around it, it's illegal.

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>>33034475
Damn I hate you fucking morons. Full size pickup trucks are shit off road, don't ever think different. SUVs are still being made that are great off road. Better than ever, even, because now they have traction aids like locking differentials and TCS.

2008 Econoline 7.3L 4x4

Michigan flatlands, you have to actively go searching for terrain that would require a true off road vehicle.

Also have a 08 Caravan 3.3L and a 2012 Caravan 3.6L

AFAIK the 3.3L is indestructible. Time will tell on the Pentastar, but so far I love the 3.6 for its power output

>>33035769
3.6 is good, it's the 4.0 that sucked.