/k/ Patch Thread

Is falling in love with a loli bad?
It's not pedophilia if she's your wife, right?

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THE RIDE ISN'T STARTING FAST ENOUGH

>>33008217
Mohamed please go

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501, 502, and the full Strike Witches collections will be available on Friday

Megumin and Polis Rangers should be here next week

>>33008229
Don't worry she's 2D so it's cool.

>>33007968
>At this time we do not ship internationally.

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When I first wore this one in to work my co-workers all Nazi saluted and shouted Hail Hydra.

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>>33008237
>that ghetto graphic
You're like a baby to me...

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>>33008237
HYPE

Need muh witches
Who's your favorite witch, /k/?

>>33008308
They all have basically no personality so whichever one most recently showed her all but bare ass to the camera.

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>>33008287
>dumb logo
>blatant advertising
>unnecessary information
>weak selection

>>33008317
wasnt there a short nip shot in the OVA or something?

>>33008229
holy shit, please make that image a patch

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>>33008338
Wouldn't even know where to start if I were to list everything wrong with your pic, and you'd be in tears by the end of it. I'll spare you for now.

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>>33008308

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Friendly reminder that Ai is the approved footfag store.

>>33008351
>posting nazi shit
>>>/pol/

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>>33008202
Does anyone know where to get/is anyone making stalker faction patches? I think I saw one for monolith a little while back, but are there others?

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>>33008351
Cute.

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>>33008375

>Being this new

>>33008396
Still bootyblasted about this patch not working out. Polarise, you mind me picking it up?

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>>33008375
that's my job

>>33008382
Nugget Enterprises has had them for years

>>33008395
>scalpel hairclips

>>33008308
>No big titted christmas cake office lady version.
Shit age progression pic.

Just dropping in to say that apparently the term "Morale Patch" has just been trademarked by the cunts over at Morale Patch Armory.

Think it'll last? It's looking like Fine Bros. 2.0.

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>>33008229
>>33008339
It will happen!
>>33008248
>At this time we do not ship internationally.

Starting with Deutsche Antarktische I will be shipping internationally.

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>>33008202
>Op used my image, Nice
>i wonder what the theme it is this thre...

>>33008435
>inb4 WGW trademarks "waifu"

>>33008490
>hotgluing baby Jesus
How degenerate.

>>33008435
Nah, they'll have a hell of a time trying to back that one up in any realistic scenario.

>>33008435
im going to trade mark "patch" and sue them

>>33008419
because she's like 18 in that pic

You'd need a 4th pic for christmas cake
I think she's only 12 in the show

>christmas cakes best cakes

>>33008435
proofs?
That's a load of shit if it is

>>33008217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owa5KcQ9Mxc
Watch this in its entirety before you post again.

>>33008375
>posting to /pol/
>>>/trash/

>>33008519
https://www.moralepatcharmory.com/blogs/news/morale-patch-trademark-registered

>>33008435
nah

>>33008479
>Starting with Deutsche Antarktische I will be shipping internationally.
Good to hear, as I actually want it.

Also, I witnessed your discussion with that other guy about runes on Die Glocke, and my input (if you want it) is to either leave that field blank, or, if you must have something there, just let i be symbols. Writing will look like shit at that size anyway when it's made with threads and fabric.

Best place to get PVD patches manufactured? Got a few designs for my business I want made and am searching for a good place

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>>33008435
And I'll be trademarking "dynamics". Good luck on them trying anything, they'll get their shit kicked in.

>>33008545
What you should actually trademark is "fellon".

>>33008263
bag?

>>33008567

It's on the bag

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>>33008435
>it's real
http://tmsearch.uspto.gov/bin/showfield?f=doc&state=4802:awyt5r.2.1

>>33008525
what a fag

>>33008534
well I guess I didn't ever need to buy anything or recommend anyone to them ever again

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Rough draft since I'm not paying $16 for that shit on cunchyroll.

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Everything's finished and border enlarged.
>>33007936
>embroidered flags cost like $100
Where and what size?
I've only looked at local businesses so far but they seemed a bit more pricey.

>>33008613
I couldn't help but notice you made it worse for basically no reason.
Just take off the copyright shit and put the "Megumin" text from the top down there and call it a day.

>>33008580
it says s.o.g
google yields 5.11 bags
v helpful

>>33008603
Don't be a pedophile.

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>>33008435
HOW THE FUCK do you even trademark real words that are either not made up, or together can form a trademark? Morale patch is an _objective_ term, and is exactly the type of wording that can't be trademarked. What the fucking shit?

>>33008647
I can trademark "United States" if I want to.

Doesn't mean it'll work.

>>33008627
Not him but if there's a higher resolution pic of the patch I'd be more than happy to fix that. Pic that was posted was small af.

>>33008479
Don't listen to this cocksucker >>33008543 we want the Die Glock with runes.

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>>33008396

>>33008396
>>33008406
Why didn't it work out? I actually wanted this patch. Please someone pick it up and produce it.

>>33008624
>Where and what size?

online and like 3x5 I think

>>33008647
Violent Little Machine shop is setting up a defense fund
They got all $8000 they needed in under an hour

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>>33008217
It's alright. I also became a lolicon tonight.

>>33007758
not really, the more the merrier
right now mine is in development purgatory, will give it another go at it once I get something.

Chilean helicopter mechanic here.
Has anyone come up with patches based on mi general yet?

>>33008662
Why would you want an objectively worse and INACURATE patch, rather than something that at least resembles an accurate representation?

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>>33008479
>Starting with Deutsche Antarktische I will be shipping internationally.

Ye.

We'll have all the patches (eventually)

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>>33008707
Working on a design based on pic related.

>>33008662
He has a point though. I'd rather have it without runes than with runes that are incorrect. What did the real Glocke look like? Try to make the patch as realistic as possible tb h.

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>>33008591
>Patches for clothing made of rubber, plastic and vinyl
Kek, Everything but based embroidered and woven

>>33008680
>Why didn't it work out?
Colors turned out shit on the sample.

>>33008217
That depends.
Is she like, a toddler? That's not jive. Is she a very small kid under 13? That's not particularly good either. 13 or older? There's grass on the field, play ball.

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>>33008308
I'd crush both Hannas

>>33008739
>rubber and vinyl patchs
They can have em. I own 0 vinyl/rubber patches.

>>33008737
uhh that's pretty cool but I am looking for something more subtle. I can't wear a huge PINOCHET in here without someone noticing.

>>33008613
And it's fucking 4.1 inch wtf

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>>33008782
Meant along those lines, the design will have the heli tour idea, but a different design altogether.

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>>33008739
unfortunately no

This is so broad it'll get tossed in 20 minutes

>>33008796
outstanding.

>>33008727
>>33008738
I think the threading in the runes would come out looking fine. Skog will have to get a sample to know for sure.

The reason I want the runes is that the Die Glocke recovered from the Kecksburg UFO incident supposedly had weird symbols along the bottom. The problem is that the main eye witness didn't know what runes were and the artist approximated as best as could be. However, other witnesses reported runes and a swastika. I'm convinced the symbols were actually Germanic runes. Unfortunately, the only artist rendering we have was from the eye witness who called the runes "symbols".

I think random symbols are dumb, but runes with a specific meaning is bad ass.

>>33008525
Seems very preachy for a weeaboo.

>>33008690
That is a rather small child you have there.

>>33008755
Well that seems reasonable. I'm clear then.

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>5+ megumin patches
>no patches for the AOTS

>>33008742
Oh I was under the impression he resubmitted and had it worked out. That sucks, I am disappoint.

>>33008707
Polarise's Good Night Left Side is my favorite.

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>>33008816
>That is a rather small child you have there.
It's a dragon. I bet she's older than you.

>>33008834
I wasn't judging. Just... noting.

>>33008817
Nope, that's Konosuba, but handholding and apparently soon-to-have /ss/ is a close second

>>33008661
Not any of those guys but the art is from one of the little commercial break things where the cast goes KO-NO-SU-BA! so you can grab it there.

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>>33008809
If there were runes on it, they sure didn't say "Kämpferische Wissenschaft" as that makes absolutely no sense to put on a supposed secret weapon. And even if ti did for whatever reason, we do not know how that supposed row of runes would have read.

Bascially my point is; don't add shit that wasn't actually on it. If unsure; leave it out.
I'd rather take a nice clean visual imagination of Die Glocke than something that bears an incorrect inscription. Let's also not forget that the Third Reich were pioneers in the "less is more" aesthetic, so I can't really see them decorating empty spaces for the sake of decorating.

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>>33008834
>she's a vampire/dragon/cyborg so it's ok for me to be attracted to the body of an 8 year old

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>>33008880
Gabriel DropOut and Kobayashi Meido Dragon are among the top 3 together with KonoSuba.

>>33008928
Exactly. But Konosuba is in first place.

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>>33008738
>>33008809
>>33008901
That's the thing though, there are examples of both some have the symbols and some have Armanen runes inscribed on it. Maybe I'll do a strawpoll and whichever is more popular gets ran.

Speaking of which strawpoll here>>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12348561

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>>33008921
Don't be mean.

>>33008942
Nah, it's good but Kobayashi is better.

>>33008833
I like it, yes.
[spoiler]Wrong helo tho-[/spoiler]
Maybe I could try making some, sadly everyone but me would have to pay international for them.
>INB4 getting in troubles with the maker.

>>33008901
The rendering of the Die Glocke we have is an artists impression based on stolen Nazi documents from project paperclip. Skog didn't design the patch based on an actual Die Glocke, he took the image straight from Wikipedia which is only some artist's impression.

I agree with you that it most definitely didn't say "Kämpferische Wissenschaft" but it did probably have runes and not dumb symbols. Given that the patch is not actual representation of the real Die Glocke anyway, we're free to take some liberties with the design.

Show me a picture of a real Die Glocke with symbols you'd find on a kindergarten's wall at an elementary school, and then we'll talk about producing a patch to those exact specifications.

>>33008947
We want runes, no question about it.

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>>33008954
>kiddy fiddler has shit taste
Shocking, really.

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>>33008983
Then at least make some patches of the best girl and not fucking entry level "le ebin megumin reddit meme xD"

>>33008690
Neck yourself, degenerate.

>>33008816
Don't be a pedophile.

>>33008947
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12348561
The poll isn't working for me in either Firefox or IE. I can never get strawpoll to work, the buttons just don't respond.

Anyway, I vote Armanen runes.

>>33008947
Actually, with the runes being thin lines, the runes would look better on a threaded patch than the symbols. The symbols will just come out as blobs.

>>33008967
>Skog didn't design the patch based on an actual Die Glocke, he took the image straight from Wikipedia which is only some artist's impression.
Yes I know that, it was pretty obvious from a first Google of "Die Glocke".

>Given that the patch is not actual representation of the real Die Glocke anyway, we're free to take some liberties with the desig
That doesn't mean you're free to abuse a script you do not know. I'm pretty sure I'd hear some angry voices raised if I tried a patch with incorrect kanji or something.

>Show me a picture of a real Die Glocke
I can't, as it does not exist.

>We want runes, no question about it.
We is not objective. Your opinion is not that of everyones.

>>33008947
My opinion is to not run it with runes, which I will also vote for.
I really liked the sample you posted with the Antarctic expedition, and I think it would be a shame to break the combo with a patch that grinds my gears after that.

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>>33009020
There is nothing wrong with considering a loli to be best girl. Only disgusting plebs who sexualize them should get necked. Titty monsters can also be among the best girls.

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>>33009016
Megumin best girl. She is the only person who loves explosions as much as I do.

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>>33008954
but the latest shota episode is good

>>33009016
working on it famalam
Also working on my own pendant, but I have to cast the brass first

>>33009026
do you have scripts disabled?

>>33009071
>lolicon
>not sexualizing

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>>33009074
Ahmed?

But seriously, I don't mind Megumin but when every damn KonoSuba patch is a Megumin patch it gets boring.

>>33009081
>but the latest shota episode is good
I want to marry the aztec oppai dragon.

>working on it famalam
Awesome.

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>>33008613
How are you going to make a patch about the show and not at all understand it. The fact you are just looking for money shows. At least put an ounce of effort to google Megumin, Kiss anime has the show for free, Nyaa torrents too.. How it is now shows no effort or thought into the design, it feels lazy. It could say Gordon Rhamsey, Lamb Sauce and have the exact same lack of zeal.

>>33009105
I can understand why you'd be displeased.
I can't understand why you don't want to dance the dance of explosions.

>>33009105
I'm going to do her pendant as a patch, but I guess I should follow the really shitty trend of having her physically on the patch

Need to get a sexy pic of her with something like "Hello Darkness my old friend" on it

>>33009132
I really want a sealab 2021 patch now

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>>33009100
I just want to pat her head and spoil her.

>>33009136
She'd be 10 times better if she was S instead of M, but she's still the best KonoSuba has to offer if you only count the main cast. Wiz is still the best girl if you count all of them.

>>33009135
Megumin is an acceptable character, but she's overrated
That doesn't mean she's bad, it just means she's on a pedestal that's meant for Darkness

:^

I'm excited to get my frist few things from Woodpatch :)

Valentines patch looks great!

>>33009132
>just looking for money
Who the fuck said anything about me selling it? I'm just pitching ideas so someone can adopt it. No need to be a cunt.

>>33009147
>She'd be 10 times better if she was S instead of M

Dom christmas cakes are too common though
We need a useless musclegirl who wants you to beat her up and then force yourself on her

>>33009070
I'm the one who suggested the Die Glocke patch to Skog in the first place so I think my opinion holds a little more weight. I would hate to not buy the patch because he listened to some guy on /k/ who probably won't be buying it anyway.

I want the runes, and I'm a descendant of German immigrants to Texas. Texas had a huge wave of German immigrants in the 1800s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Texan

Runes may seem like kanji to you but I can read them just fine.

>>33009148
Oh, I get it.

You're a hipster.

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>>33009148
>:^
Darkness ain't got shit on Megumin and you know it subconsciously.
>that's why you ran a Megumeme patch before you even had a design for your beloved

Greetings fellow chans!

Where do I find the hilarious alt-right patches?

Thanks friends!

>>33009161
too be fair you said this

>Gonna make one without all that shit.

Your posts made it seem like you were going to run it
You also made it obvious you didn't know much about the show, so for the people who do like it, you're kinda stepping on their dicks

>not that I care about not-best girl anyway

>>33009184
>>>/trash/

>>33009168
>implying we can't read kanji here
Where do you think you are?

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>>33009164
Muscle girls are way to uncommon in animu. Mikasa and the Finn from Jormungandr are the only ones I know of.

>>33009182
Wiz > all

>>33009203
>Wiz
A literal "who?"

>>33009081
Lucoa is my favorite
10/10 waifu of the month

Why does OP only make shitty patches of dumb things?

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>>33009212
She could replace any main character and the should would improve greatly. Imagine sleeping on this soft chest.

>>33009216
Excellent taste. /ss/ with a dragon goddess made that show an AOTY candidate.

>>33009161 See >>33009188
sorry about coming off like a cunt regardless.
>>33009184
Not today AntiFa

>>33009188
"Gonna make one" as in an image. I'm not going to start a whole fucking business just sell a single patch, you enormous twat. And what have I done to give the impression that I don't know much about the show?

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>>33009182

>>33009236
>Imagine sleeping on this soft chest.
Literally only thing she's worth keeping around for, literally furniture tier.

>>33009168
I ain't siding with shit. I'm going to let the stawpoll decide.

As per runes, we're using Armanen which are extremely new compared to the other Futharks and to my knowledge don't have proper guidelines on the usage.

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>>33009252
Exactly, a perfect wife.

>>33009288
Megumin is the perfect wife, you want to marry a corpse.

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>>33009236
The show melts my heart with how cute it is, and makes me wish I was a little boy so Lucoa would rape me
I was actually drawn in by the thigh highs and jean shorts in the intro in the first episode, then it turned out she was a titcow and that made it even better

I've not been watching konosuba, but wowee wiz is a cutie

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>>33009168
>I'm the one who suggested the Die Glocke patch to Skog in the first place so I think my opinion holds a little more weight.
This entire sentence is completely irrelevant to the discussion.

>I would hate to not buy the patch because he listened to some guy on /k/ who probably won't be buying it anyway.
I certainly won't buy it if it comes out with an incorrect inscription. As a runologist, I can not allow it. Especially not from a burger, taken how notorious they are in their inability to understand cultures and ethnic history outside of the U.S.

>I want the runes, and I'm a descendant of German immigrants to Texas. Texas had a huge wave of German immigrants in the 1800s.
So this is literally a case of >muh hurritage... great...

>Runes may seem like kanji to you but I can read them just fine.
So can I, as a runologist. Both in it's correct and incorrect state, which is why I'm stressing that an incorrect runic usage does not make it to the final product.

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>>33009182
>implying I didn't have Megumin drawn up and into the company long before I even decided on Darkness

Cash grab nigga (4chan thinks Lenny face is spam)

>working on cutting the crest out in foam, but am considering building a hot wire cutter since it's more precise

>>33007328
Eyeball, or use the a grid feature to help align them better.

It's a trial and error process. A nudge here, a tenth of a degree there...

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>>implying I didn't have Megumin drawn up and into the company long before I even decided on Darkness
With every post you resemble pic related more and more.

>>33009313
>4chan thinks Lenny face is spam
>implying it isn't

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>>33009300
Megumin is an annoying brat, and not in the good way like Sakurako. Wiz is such a perfect ara ara~ titty monster.

>>33009305
>ywn be lucoas little shota
>ywn do lewd /ll/ with kanna
>ywn be kobayashi and cuddle with tooru
>ywn have a bro like fafnir to play games with
This show hurts me on so many levels.

>>33009311
so far it seems everyone wants runes on it, since you are a "runologist" why not contribute? If the runes I currently have are incorrect send me what you believe the correct conversion would be. Email them to me at [email protected]

>>33009311
If you're a certified runologist with a degree in runology then a suggest an alternative for use if you're not happy with the current idea or usage.

>>33009349
Megumin is a perfect angel with a pure heart and Wiz is an evil monster with tits.
You are truly a degenerate.

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>>33009349
...can't we just get a /ss/ patch that is super powerlevel hiding?

I need it, for...

Well, umm...
Ahhh... Ehhh...

Hmm...


I got nothing.

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>>33009365
There is nothing perfect about this dumb chuuni girl. Even Kazuma knows this.

>>33008263
i like your co-workers

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Why are we not talking about the actual best girl of that show? Axis cult patch now!

>>33009269
>and to my knowledge don't have proper guidelines on the usage.
>The Armanen runes (or Armanen Futharkh) are a series of 18 runes, closely based on the historical Younger Futhark
Around those times nationalist revival was popular in Europe, so it's not far-fetched to assume Guido saw the way to use and read the Younger Futhark and made a new script based on it, possibly so to futher suit the modern German language sounds or have a more esoterical but practical use.

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>>33009349
>tfw
I mostly just want lucoa to rape me
but the rest would be cool too I guess
I'm gonna try to make a lucoa patch file because I love her
will probably be done in an hour or two

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>>33009378
Please yes!

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>>33009381
>those armpits
I just discovered a fetish I have never before thought I had.

>>33009378
>can't we just get a /ss/ patch
hmmmmmmmm

>>33009305
>Lucoa
shes a nice lady :^)

>>33009406
FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP

>>33009381
Kazuma is an idiot who wet himself and died of shock the first time he ever did something. His opinion is worthless.
Megumin is passionate about what she does and always puts her all in to every single explosion, even though she knows the toll it will take on her.

>>33009378
I need more powerlevel hiding patches.

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>>33009384
Aqua is cancer. She's so dumb she doesn't even wear panties.

>>33009395
You have excellent taste anon.

>>33009406
That's all Megumin is good for. Porn.

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>>33009384
Literally a below average IQ drunken whore who can't manage money and is good for nothing.

>but I like it...

>>33009381
>Even Kazuma knows this

Boy, you're gonna hate future seasons.

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>>33009203
>Muscle girls are way to uncommon in animu

god damn right
they even made her THICC instead of muscly in the animu which bugged me

Jormungand I liked for the musclegirls, but the rest of the show was meh

>>33009216
she's funny since she's tries to act like a dom, but is goofy as well

>>33009236
>replacing Kazuma

It wouldn't be a show without him

>>33009240
>I'm not going to start a whole fucking business just sell a single patch
people claim they will weekly around here

>you enormous twat

That's just rude

>And what have I done to give the impression that I don't know much about the show?

Not knowing what bakuretsu meant

>>33009305
>and makes me wish I was a little boy so Lucoa would rape me

/ss/ is a fetish that hurts more with age

>>33009339
>says the guy who can't even quote

>>33009378
>>33009397

believe me I've been thinking forever but just having /ss/ on a patch would get the cops called on you awfully fast

I just don't know what to put that's both clever yet subtle

>>33009384
I've never seen a character that belonged in the trash more than that slut

>when the fanartist has to make her skirt longer than it is in the show

>>33009406
oh fuck he's gone guys
He's too far down the rabbit hole to save anymore

>>33009421
NO

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I'd be very interested in a roman empire flag patch, if any of you patch boys are willing to accept this challenge

>>says the guy who can't even quote
You're not worth the effort.

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>>33009425
>try to make nothing but subtle patches
>sell out in a few months
>random thicc slut from a bad anime (Elle)
>sold out in 5 hours

>>33009436
>>And what have I done to give the impression that I don't know much about the show?
>Not knowing what bakuretsu meant
I'm not that other anon. And calling me rude is rich coming from you.

>>33009426
>she doesn't even wear panties.

She actually does, in the manga she says that she makes her panties invisible because the thought of people seeing her panties would be too embarrassing.

>>33009421
>FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP
No can do, 46 days and counting.

>>33009457
crybaby

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>>33009436
>believe me I've been thinking forever but just having /ss/ on a patch would get the cops called on you awfully fast
Do it and you can corner two markets at the same time

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>>33009423
>Megumin is passionate about what she does
Which is fucking nothing. She's too retarded to even learn other magical skills. She is a liability and Kazuma is a moron for accepting her into his party.

>>33009434
With the current deen animation budget they could probably make 10 seasons of KonoSuba at the cost of 1.

>>33009436
>Jormungand I liked for the musclegirls, but the rest of the show was meh
It was pretty good. But yeah, Valmet was definitely the best part of the show.

>It wouldn't be a show without him
True, but they could easily replace the others.

>I just don't know what to put that's both clever yet subtle
What about something that's just GFD instead of /ss/?

>>33009472
How so? I'm just in here pitching ideas while the tripniggers are throwing insults as opposed to constructive criticism.

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>>33009426
>>33009432
>>33009436
>low IQ
>dumb
>good for nothing
>slut

Wow, rude. She's a perfect Goddess. You are just all jealous.

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>>33009467
>she makes her panties invisible because the thought of people seeing her panties would be too embarrassing
>stupid slut would rather have people see her cunt than just panties
I expect no more from her.

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>>33009467
You're not really defending her intelligence anon.

>>33008202
I fucking love these
>dont step on snek

>>33009456
You must do what you know it's correct.

>>33009456
I like your subtle patches
the autists just dont appreciate it senpai

>>33009499
nothing to be jealous about, already took advantage of her in her drunken state in the barn many times.

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>>33009500
i wonder.. is she blue down there too?

>>33009478
>the most powerful form of magic
>nothing
Is there anything you wan't say to defend your necrophiliac cowtit perversions?

>>33009436
>>when the fanartist has to make her skirt longer than it is in the show

It could just be because it's wet and droops down. Her actual skirt is extended out and if wet would fell lower than normal.

It's like you don't understand water and how it makes things looser and heavier..

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>>33009521
>i wonder.. is she blue down there too?

>>33009456
Ever heard that old saying "Sex sells"?
Gotta work on them tiddy patches brah

>>33009515
How can she be good for nothing if she's good for fuck, hmmmmmmm? She's also best healer and gives the party quests to do.

>>33009545
This is why we call you WGW tier.

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>>33009475
>Do it and you can corner two markets at the same time

>>33009478
>GFD
You're gonna have to fill me in

>>33009500
in the manga when she says it Kazuma says "but I've seen your-" and it cuts him off

Skin when the fuck are you running the American shimapan? I want to add it to my collection you nigger

>>33009555
Well WGW is significantly more successful than NEET soooo......

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>>33009530
Being able to do only one AoE spell every 24 hours is not a good thing anon.

>>33009558
>You're gonna have to fill me in
Gentle femdom.

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>>33009569
>big sister love

>>33009356
>why not contribute?
Another anon already did, and you asked for his email. Don't know whay you guise have been up to since then.

>>33009356
>send me what you believe the correct conversion would be
>>33009357
>an alternative for use if you're not happy with the current idea or usage.

Lads...

My suggestion is to not use it, and to not try to emulate it. Futhark scripts are one thing, the Armanen script is another, and none of you seem to understand either of them.
Either you go with a script we know works - and do it right - or you go with one we do not - and trigger historians and linquists like myself. We do not know how Armanen runes were used, YF are just our best bet on emulating it since they were based on that script. So trying to use it is dumb to begin with.

From a patch only perspective though, I just think any addition to that row breaks aesthetics.
So I have two separate opinions to support my outcry to not go with the inscription on it.

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>>33009585
>ywn be hugged and loved by your onee-chan

>>33009569
Getting cholera from your kissing your dead date isn't so good either.

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>>33009591
>mfw I was hugged and loved by my onee-chan

>>33009600
Wiz isn't dead. She's just a lich.

>>33009607
Pls don't make me jelly like that.

>>33009591
Insest fags are so delusional.
And this comes from a Kirinofag.

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>>33009456
Hour and a half. I like your subtle patches. feels good when someone gets it and you form an unspeakable bond with a stranger for 30 seconds,

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>>33009521
boy do I sure hope so

>>33009531
I don't think it can droop that far

>>33009545
I know :(

>>33009555
Ai told me this yesterday

>everyone here is scum

>>33009569
hmmmm
but what?

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>>33009558
GFD is the best thing on earth

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>>33009621
>Hour and a half.

>>33009619
Kuroneko best girl

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>>33009478
>tfw I wanted to run this as a patch but don't know who the artist is and don't want to deal with angry email from the artist.

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>>33009619
An onee-chan doesn't necessarily have to be blood related.

>>33009628
>but what?
Then you cuddle!

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>>33009634
seconded
we need a "/gfd/ + /ss/" patch

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>>33009074
>>33009384
I probably should watch this show.
Is it good/fun or just generic shonen-echi stuff?

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>>33009645
I'm pretty sure it's just some anon on /a/ who made it.

>>33009634
>>33009651
This!

>>33009634
>this is my swamp
ok I lost it.

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>>33009564
pic related

>>33009585
https://youtu.be/AWBR-vYrm2w?t=58

>>33009634
death by snu snu patch, /ss/ means snu snu right?

>>33009618
>Wiz isn't dead. She's just dead.
Seems reasonable.

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Got an update from patch company: NROL ships Friday.

>>33009676
pretty sure it's means /straightshota/

I don't really care about shota, Just lucoa desu
gfd though, mm

>>33009676
straight shota

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>>33009643
Please don't, I still have gallons of Kuronekofag's tears laying around.

>>33009628
>Ai told me this yesterday
>>everyone here is scum
sauce?

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>>33009643
Kuroneko a cute! I wish there were more good hime cut girls in anime.

>>33009682
A corpse that walks around isn't dead. And a soft ara ara~ corpse with big warm boobies is far better than a dumb flat living loli.

>>33009692
>>33009696
kek i know what it means, but to me its "bigger woman that kindly takes what she wants from you (the dick"

>>33009655
It's sorta ecchi but it's all tasteful and fun.

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>>33009619
kindly find the closest ditch to insert yourself into

>have both an older sister and younger sisters
>don't see them sexually

Maybe in 5 years that'll change, but not as of the moment
And my older sister has a personality I can't stand, so more floppy than this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVqewZYrNM

>>33009649
>>33009651
>>33009663
what can I use to symbolize them?
Or should I just use the abreviations in slashes?

>>33009676
>/ss/ means snu snu right

>>33009701
what?

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>mfw there are more /ss/ fags here than I thought
Wow, color me surprised.

And people said it was a shit-tier fetish...

>>33009711
that's gfd

>>33009649
>The comments in the background
Sad.
Source?

>>33009703
>warm
Nice headcanon fantasy. She pours Aqua cold tea because she's a "cold blooded corpse" and can't tell the difference.

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>>33009655
It's a meme comedy show. You should watch it though. Remember that Megumin is a slut and Aqua is a moron.

>>33009655
its 100% great

>>33009730
having the abbreviation would be fine

>>33009731
>people said it was a shit-tier fetish...
I want names.

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>>33009730
/ss/ is a pretty well known thing and the GFD abbreviation is probably known by most people who visit /a/, /d/ and /r9k/.

>>33009732
well thats what im into! thanks

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>>33009740
Oh god what is that?
Why the fuck would you save that?

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>>33009740
>choco megumin
This thread just keeps on giving

>>33009144
I'd throw money at a "Dodgeball Time" patch

>>33009731
it's the patricians fetish

>>33009740
>no tatoos, piercings, or elf ears

If you're going to make a slut brown, at least make her a slutty elf

>>33008435
facebook groups are ablaze about it. guy thought trademarking it and putting up a page where you can make requests for usage rights was a good idea. as crazy as a bunch of guys who will throw down $100-200 for a rare patch are, if you poke them, they poke back.

>>33008647
that's the joke
a lawsuit is being formed as we speak because it's such a common word. the USPTO should not have granted the trademark

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>>33009735
I don't remember the source, sorry.

>>33009739
That's cute. I'd love to make her warm again.

>>33009777
>777
Don't go all racist on me KEK

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>>33009586
Geez what a buzzkill this guy is.

>>33009555
>Anon
Pfft. Opinion discarded.

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>>33009788
This x2.

Also, a great /ss/ doujin is pic-related.
The artwork is so smooth and curvy...

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>>33009780
You see this? >>33009245
I take it back. You are not my nigger. You are scum.

>>33009831
>unable to take bants

come on now PK, don't be like that, learn the bants

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>>33009837
That artist is amazing.

>>33009802
It's not even racism. Brown is fine, but that THING is degenerate heresy.

>>33009831
Trips > Tripcode

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>>33009703
>>33009643
It's called Ore no Imouto for a reason.

>>33009837
i need to git gud at art

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>>33009846
>not wanting to lick that sweet chocolaty goodness

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>>33009703
>dumb
>mage
You even watch the show, faggot?

>>33009456
I'm really looking forward to the Delta ones though. Current shows and stuff I'm not so much into.

>>33009837
>>33009850
for the love of god my noodles are dry over here

Inkscape is easier than I thought, at least for lines and filling in solid colors
shieeet

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In the past year, I don't think there has been a single moment where I wasn't waiting on 2-3 patches in the mail. Maybe I buy to many. Maybe it's this shitty military mail/mail room.

>>33009793
Found it.
https://exhentai.org/g/634120/6e03c4c3da/

>>33009945
You're going to pay for that CZ by the time I actually get it

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>>33009929
You can access panda, right? Just use the image search feature there or with any other image search.

I'd have to start looking the stuff up in full view of prying eyes right now. I'll trust you can find it.

>>33009954
I certainly can do that, but there's a lot of /ss/ out there

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Definitely voicing my support for /gfd/. True oper8ors can be submissive too.

>>33009952
This hobby is making it pretty fucking difficult to save money. Every time I think I'm done spending money for the month, at least two of you fucks releases a new patch. Plus now I have to creepily stalk Dutchko at every event he goes to. Spent 140,000 won last time.

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>>33009950
Awesome!

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You guys are familiar with "Do you like Big Girls?", right?
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Ookii-Onnanoko-wa-Suki-Desu-ka/Attack-No--001?id=326087

>>33009987
>140,000 won
At least it's only gook monopoly money and not legal tender.

>>33009999
Tell that to my bank, quads man

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>>33009995
Of course.

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Which one of you was the one that posted his Galil waifu at /a/'s valentine's?

>>33009987
>Spent 140,000 won last time.
were you the guy who creeped on Dutchko?

>>33009995
I am not
I read Girls of the Wild, but the author decided "naw fuck the readers and fuck this story, why bother even trying"

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>>33009999
>mfw 12 total repeating digits this thread
I am kicking all of your asses.

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>>33009999
witnessed

>>33009973
But in full color? Not much of that. Just use the advanced image scan search using the page I posted. It'll give you what you are looking for.

>>33010030
I didn't creep on him. I just happen to slightly socially inept.
>had to awkwardly return to him after I left my fucking wallet there

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>tfw 5'3" so shorter than a lot of girls
>tfw more of a dorf than cute

Oh well, can't have it all

>>33009987
i try to limit myself to once or twice a month. Try.

>>33010069
>5'6"
I feel the pain brother.

>>33010070
No. If I wait on patches, some of them sell out quick. Elle an Wood's valentine patch for a more recent example.

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>>33010069
>tfw much shorter than 90% of all the girls in my country
>tfw no tall gf to cuddle with

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>>33010069
>tfw 5'7"
>5.2" dick
>7/10
>dead center healthy BMI
>limited muscle tone
I am nothing to anyone.

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>>33010069
>6'1

>>33010060
it's okay. i've done worse.

>go to a con
>tell friends this one artist is there
>a shitload of them ask me to buy them signed prints by the guy, but at different times
>he recognizes me when i come by his table now

>>33010093
tfw 176cm
8.1in dick
50kg
10/10 cuteboy

life still sucks

>>33010057
calm down, jesus

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>>33008637
So spake the """""righteous"""""

>>33010111
>8.1
Practical length or muh bone pressed internet inches?
If the former, nice dick. No homo.

>>33010129
practical

>>33010111
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>33009540
>when the carpet doesn't match the curtains
I'd rather she not have any pubes at all though

>>33010193
This tbdesu. She's a goddess, no doubt clean shaven.

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The patch is now 4x2.5" big.
The first one has the shield with stripes in the original proportions, the second one has the shield with stripes enlarged.

Which one do you guy prefer?

>>33010209
Who are you even?

>>33010059
I had no idea that was a thing

>>33010069
>tfw 5'11.75"
>tfw 6'1" when I'm wearing my boots
>tfw I have an /ss/ and tall girl fetish

It's a horrible feel

>>33010193
>>33010208
terrible taste

>>33010244
he's working with me on it
Trying to guage if the zoomed in second one is better or if the first one should be used

>>33010244
Just some /k/raut.

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>>33010120
You are well aware I can't do that.

>>33010244
That would be a resident patch designer. Allows patch smiths to use his designs in exchange for sexual favors.

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>>33010244
Who cares! It's a pretty neat patch nonetheless.

>>33010263
Believe me, it's saved me plenty of time to do... "other" things instead.

>>33010263
>taste
It's the truth. Taste has nothing to do with it.

>>33010275
>it didn't work

feels bad m8

>>33010282
it does when you're eating her out

>>33010263
>>33010265
>>33010268
>>33010275
I'm asking since he seems to have a dedicated logo for his watermark...

>>33010290
God damn it Carlos you swine.

>>33010161
not getting banned thanks
need somewhere to shitpost during work

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I have literally no idea what direction to go with this

I've already made and deleted about 4 of them

Hell, I capped this and I've already deleted it

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>>33010290

>>33010299
>there are no third party image hosts
Though you may have been born with the body of an Egyptian god (although you're probably full of shit) it seems you have the intellect of a bagel.

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>>33010293
It's a 9 in Tannenberg font.
Also I'm the guy hoarding baka patches.

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>>33010302
I'm working on lucoa's head

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>>33010358

>>33010338
they still ban me for that friendmigo

>>33010375
Just like they ban everyone who links hentai?
You can link to all the lewd you want.

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>>33010302
25 seconds in paint.net
futura std medium (bold + italic)

>>33010358
big
ol
tiddies

I'm thinking something like "International /ss/ and /gfd/ association