who win /k/

>>33005488
Timothy McVeigh.

John Wick AND Major Schaefer!? Flawless victory.

team 2 no doubt

>>33005488
Team 1 has more brits then Team 2

So Team 1 wins flawlessly.

lol you kidding me ? Bond and his resources take out all of team 2 alone.

>>33005488
Team 2 without a second though
>Fucking Jason Bourne
>Keanu Reaves
>Liam Neeson
>Arnold the Predator Slayer
>Dunno who fifth guy is

But god damn. No contest.

How is this a question, 2

>>33005488
team 2, easily
All the training, bravery, and crazy in the world doesn't trump insane amounts of pure skill.
The 3 on the bottom right alone would be more than a match for the top team.

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>>33005581
Fifth guy=Ben Affleck's character from The Accountant. Haven't seen the film though, so I can't attest to his skill

>>33005488


Team 1
>Could barely kill a handful of other armed men
>literally who
>literally who
>Spy with 6 shots who is regularly captured by a mustache twirling villain
>Cannibal genius, not a soldier

Team 2
>Literally killed the fucking Predator
>le meme where is my daughter guy xD
>Has beaten numerous CIA even though they were big guys, for him
>Trained assassin who is much feared by one of the biggest crime syndicates in the country
>Mafia hitman who is also an autist like most of /k/


wew I wonder who would win

>>33005488
>Bourne
>TDM

All he does is run away then get woozy when someone starts talking about something he forgot.

>Dutch
>TDM

His entire team get killed. How is this good?

>Neeson

Terrible films after the first one. He just about manages to kill Albanians.

>Keanu
>Affleck

Cannot act. Team 1 has death in human form Anton "Sugar?" Chigurh. He murders everyone who sees him and cannot be killed.

Shit thread, stupid question.

>>33005488
team 2

Hannibal would eat the guy from no country for old men. sicario guy and bond would try to kill hannibal to thicken the plot, arnold would be high fiving buddies calling them sons of bitches all day, batman would trip over taken guy, borne would finish off sicario and reeves and bond fight for eternity since neither of them can die

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>>33005751

>>33005488
Team one has more has a hide in plain sight kind of skill. Anton and Hannibal have the psycho killer route with with del Toro and 007 taking the shadow ops route.Team one would win if team two had no clue they where even a thing. Besides Jason Bourne, team two is more of a pure operator skill set, hammer and anvil style where any obstacle can be cleared with Brute Force and surgical precision.

If this is a clear cut Deathmatch we're both sides are aware of each other team two is more likely to win.

>>33005488
>No Country for Deported Men
>Who?
>An actor
>PTSD Bond
>PTSD Le Chiffre

>God's chosen man
>Driven angry father with CIA training
>Driven amnesiac with CIA AND Special Forces training
>The man who killed Common
>Batman

NO FUCKING CONTEST

>>33005809
>batman

>>33005488
Team 2 without question.

>>33005806
jason borne has the privilege of dues ex machina at will. can't hide from a screenwriter that forces you to be found.

>>33005809
>God's chosen man

His entire team get killed and mostly have their skulls taken for trophies by a single walking lamprey. Why would his team in TDM be anything but killed?

What the fuck are you thinking of?

>>33005488
The ones who have plot armour.
Thread.

>>33005488
Should replace Hannibal Lecter with John Rambo. Then Team 1 might stand a chance.

>>33005916
his team is killed by an enemy that is invisible. by the time he figures it out he makes a plan and kills the creature

Doesn't James Bond have some bullshit tech that he could use?
Other than that, team 1 has no chance of winning unless it was a fist fight in which The Guest solos because he's superhuman.

>>33005978
>his team is killed by an enemy that is invisible
>invisible

If you have cataracts.

>by the time he figures it out

He figures it out earlier in the film, then unironically tries to capture the thing in a net after the first two men get killed. That retarded action inevitably backfires and the rest of his men get butchered.

Even though the lamprey eventually dies in an industrial accident he is probably going to get sarcoma from the nuclear explosion.

>>33005941
James Bond is the king of plot armor

His plot armor even keeps him sober as he downs hundreds of vodka "martinis"

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>>33005488
>lone wolves
>working in and functioning as a team

>>33006045
>unironically
this is not a actual word dingus, you could literally use the word 'normally'

>>33006062
>Bourne goes to weapon crate
>equips Italian passport
>equips bundle of money
>ignores pistol
>leaves area at first opportunity

What could go wrong.

Team 1 accidentally shoots team 2's dog mascot and John Wick singlehandedly murders all of team 1.

>>33005488
Jack Bauer kills both teams.

>>33006131
>Jack cover me
>"yessir"
>Jack, uggh...
>"sorry sir, I will look for an antidote"

I would not want him covering me.

>>33005488
where the fuck is jean claud

>>33005488
>Major Schaefer
whos the 2nd guy in 1?

>>33005488
John Wick? Fuck off, everyone on the other team is dead.

>>33005916
>Team gets killed
>He doesn't
GOD'S CHOSEN M A N

>>33006146
super soldier from the guest

>>33005751
>"death in human form"
>gets outsmarted and blasted with buckshot by a Vietnam grunt vet who he can't manage to kill, gets revenge by killing his defenseless wife
yeah, sure

>>33005809
>Batman
the worst batman ever. even clooney was better. that lifting routine was cringe as fuck. batman was supposed to be a ninja assassin, stealthy, quite. with a rock climbers/olympic gymnast's physique. not some Mariusz Pudzianowski type strongman. affleck ruins eerything he touches.

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The accountant was fucking terrible. It was literally cheerleading autism. The coolest thing about the movie was his airstream. Fucking jewess armpit tier!

>>33006149
some fag that shouldn't be in the picture. they should replace that little cock sucker with Jack motherfucking Bauer.

Also replace hannibal with the guy from Bourne Legacy. That would even the fight.

This way it is

TEAM 1:
>arm flapping autistic fag, jack bauer (ranger, delta, fbi hrt), mexican fag, brit fag, genetically engineered superhuman cia dude

TEAM 2:
>dude that killed an alien, cia dude, genetically engineered superhuman cia dude, assassin dude, literally autistic fag

it makes the teams relatively even. other wise someone like bourne will solo kill the entire team.

>>33006209
this is a reply to >>33006146

>>33006186
>a Vietnam grunt vet who he can't manage to kill

He would have killed him, he was just getting around to it. He was aligned with the Mexicans, that shows teamwork.

>killing the wife
>bad

That is good mopping up. Arnold is eyefucking the Marxist woman in the helicopter at the end, that is halfway to collaboration. You know they are going to screw later.

Get your head in the game.

>>33006199
Dubs confirm, I applaud you and award you a single (You)

A tactical nuclear weapon.

>>33005488
Team 1 is mostly badass normals, except for Bond. Team 2 has some legit movie magic super powers. Gonna go with Team 2.

>>33006045
My Fucking sides!
Your wrong, but holy Kek.
8/10

>>33006199
wrong

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>>33006203
i need industrial bleach for my eyes now

>>33005567

Team one is full of faggots. Team two is full of straight up trained killers. Sorry if you yourself are to gay to notice that. Seeing as you're cheering for the brits, you're prob noguns brit yourself who only experience with a gun is from CoD

>>33005666
Basically an autistic John wick whos good with numbers and guns

>>33005488
Team 1
>Assassins
Team 2
>Badass army of one warriors and assassins
Please

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>>33006224
>Not fucking reds till they bleed red

>>33005488
Hmmm...

I would say team 2 because it has Predator Arnold but he wasn't an urban operator. Plus Bond has killed tougher guys.

Still gotta give the edge to team two.

>>33007347
This.

The guy also enjoys target shooting with a fifty and can do ballistic calculations in his head.

>>33005676
>he hasn't watched Sicario
shug dug

>>33005488
>no Kurt Russell
>predator Arnie instead of commando Arnie
shiggy

>>33005488
Team 1, Anton chigurh is a unkillable force of nature.

>>33005488
Team 2, for sure. Despite some cool characters on both sides, it's kind of unbalanced.

It's disappointing how few people here have seen The Guest, though. David was pretty fucking awesome.

The gun dealer scene made me cringe pretty hard though. Why do they name specific guns in a script but never change the line if they can't get the props to match it? End of Watch did the same fucking shit. Triggers me every time.

>>33005488
I'd suggest replacing Hannibal with Vincent from Collateral to balance the operator scales out a bit more.

>>33005488
Team 1 has psychos.

team 3: jack bauer

>>33005488
The sperglord on team 2 has way too high of a power level to ever be beaten

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>>33005488
Let's make this a proper 6v6.

>>33005488
Team 2

Simply because of the ARRGGHHHH factor that Arnold has.

>>33009625
Team 2

Team 2 in a battle. Team 1 has too many lone wolves and too stealth reliant.

>>33009625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQw5VlfYDTw

Just leaving this here.

Well Daniel Craig has already killed two of the people on his team so it's pretty unfair.

>>33005488
team 2 slays them fucking easily.

Neo/John Wick actually shoots in 3 gun comps and shiet.

>>33009089
replacing with the guy who got killed by a total newbie to weapons

>>33005488
Alright, even saying they are just the actors, and not their characters, team 2 still wins. Look up Keanu reaves shooting. He trains to do all his own stunts, so all that John wicky shit he does he could do reasonably well irl, then there's Arnold the fucking beast. The rest are probably decently strong. Team 1 you have a few old fags, some Brits, and limp wristed libs. Team 1 btfo.

ITT 16 year olds and /b/tards.

>>33011723
Shit happens. The guy from The Veteran had it worse, got capped by a retarded little niglet.

Hannibal is a classic villain, but he's no operator. Vincent is. But feel free to substitute John McClane instead if you'd prefer.

>>33005666
A shittier john wick

Wouldn't chigurh have his unstoppable evil effect over rule universal law or some coehn brother bullshit?

Second Trade autistic batman for alejandro or anti gun jason borne. I meanly wouldn't realism come into effect at some point and negate jason bournes bullshit logic? Sicario and john wick are both closer to reality. So technically speaking they would have the upper hand if it was based on training and actuality experience.

Now if it was based ny logic of the reality they are set in no country for old men is based on coehn brothers logic. They made chigurh an unstoppable evil. He would have to encounter fate or a force equal to his own. Being like john wick or taken agnry cia dad.

Still no autsitic batman plz or no guns jason bourne since he hates guns and is faggot in real life.

>>33005488
2. Accountant and Wick kick so much ass alone.

>>33009625
>Adding Dredd to Team 2.

>When your MLG friend shows up to stack your team and help you pubstomp.

>>33005488
Team 2 is stacked so much better,
this seems like a bait thread.

You could put John Wick on his own team and he'd win, though.

>>33005488
John Wick versus the other 9. Still not even close

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>>33017741
Don't worry anon, we can balance out the Dredd factor easily enough.

>>33005488

Team 2 murderstomps

>>33009625
>super soldier from the guest
Dredd, c'mon you have no 1 to level his ass out. Now you have to add a super soldier to team 1

>>33005488
>>33005488
Team one is fuuuuuuuuuuuuukd.