>GEAR CHECK, FAMALAM! What do?

say "y-you too"

>>33001979
Brandish weapon to the autist so that I feel like i've accomplished something for the week. Then get berated because I don't carry a light.

>>33001979
>yeah take a look at my knife
>stab repeatedly when he least expects it
>take his gear, including the fucking phany pack.
>also take his YouTube channel
>BECOME HIM
>BE THE MEME

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>shoot him with CCW and claim self defense
oops sorry DUDE, I was just gear checking your plate carrier, but it looks like you weren't wearing one

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I think I would do alright... besides not having a gun on me (Cause Nj fag) and not carrying a first aid kit and bomb shelter.

>>33002271
>>33002310

Double kek

>>33001979

>Show him my gear.
>Hear him saying in that most annoying voice that I failed my gear check.
>I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>33001979
>Nutn bust in my front door
>GEEEEEEAR CHECK
>Beanbag him in the chest
I hate him.

>>33001979
Drop and play dead. That's what the park ranger said would help...

>>33001979
Shoot him for approaching me while armed.

Then record him bleeding out from his own phone and post it on his channel.

>>33001979
o-okay
>liberate benis

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>gear check
Too late now.
Should have said something earlier.

>>33001979
Tell him I don't show off my gear on camera like an autistic retard.