PATCH THREAD

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first for shilling

>>32998855
501, 502, and full strike witches collections will be ready Friday 5PM CST

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First for Mauser lewds

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>>32998813
>my pic got used in the OP
fug

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>See new patches from both Sour and Woodpatch that I want
>Quickly place orders for both of them by mobile since I'm in class
>Return home
>Find that neither of the orders processed and now the patches are sold out

Why is life suffering?

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nth for antarctica

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>>32998926
This may be an odd question, but did any resolution ever develop about that EMT bag that an anon lost a few months back?

so what do you guys put your patches on?
overshirts, backpacks, what?

>>32998958
LOOK
AT
OP

>>32998958
Lawnmower

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For that anon who requested the heat patch so long ago, I haven't forgotten!

Want to do a 5.45 patch but can't think of what to incorporate. Any of you anons want to help out? (No commie shit.)

Also have a mini-nuke not sure how I feel about it but figured I'd see if there is interest.

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>almost electrocuted myself
Wew lads. Remember kids, don't fuck around with power supplies when they are plugged in and hot.

Fucking hard drives.

>>32999030
>No commie shit

Then how about you don't do commie things

>>32998958
I put them on my kilt.

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>>32999031
>mfw I have an EGPU and a HDD nigger rigged off a 400 watt PSU all just sitting on my desk so I can run it to my Thinkpad through the express card
Don't be a little bitch.

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My OpSec patch came in (that I forgot I ordered) as well as some flag flair for my FNC

>>32999122
Speaking of a little bitch, where is Ai?

>M-muh vectors
That's half that, the other is just wondering is that March ETA on the Taiga patch is still happening.

>>32999122
I remember you from the battlestation thread.
You ever get that RX 480?

>>32999195
Nope. Am yet to find one with a fan that isn't horribly obnoxious. You really don't appreciate how awful fans are until there's no case around the card. I'll probably have to wait for Volta.

>>32998958
I've seen people put them on the ceiling of the cabin of their truck.

So is 2hu really a cute girl or what?

Who do I sexually harass around these parts?

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>>32999030
>goodhew ambulance
must have for operating operationally
would you consider doing some without velcro for us to be able to sew it on to shit?

>>32999278
2hu is a cute loli that is the threads bullyslut

any chance you get, you must bully

>>32999030
>FREEDOM units
G-d bless.

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>>32999315
>censoring God

>>32999344
he ain't real nigga

>>32999344
>not censoring G-d
Jesus Chr-st what are you, a proflig-te?

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>>32999365
Wh-t -m - - f-ck-ing d-ck?

>>32999365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGTe9bLQNIE

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>>32999362
Nein. Gott mit uns.

th--'r- m-g-c-ll- d-l-c---s

>>32999390
is it just me or do the eyes look a little fucked in this pic; like she got a lazy eye for sure.

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Who has the squad patches?

>>32999413
yeah her right eye needs to be pushed more towards the viewer

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>>32999390
I'm sorry, God isn't here right now.

Just me.

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>>32999413
and the lighting on the legs is all wrong
>pic unrelated

>>32999430
the lips in that series need to stop
They look terrible

>>32999428
Her entire head needs to be pushed more towards my dick.

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>>32999430
Was? Fucking Bolsheviks.

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>>32999430
>>32999448
>those dick sucking lips

>>32999507
Ai you're so gross. Why won't you molest me?

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NEET, you've been awfully combative in recent threads? What's the matter?

It can't be as bad as failing like 2 tests in a row AND having no money to retake classes if I have to. A one-two punch to the gut this semester has been so far.

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>>32999520
Because you most likely live +150 miles from me. If you were here right now and were somewhat presentable I'd fuck you funny.

>>32999552
The only thing I've been combative about was the faggot /pol/poster and how bad the book FantasticallyGay451 is

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>>32999575
Wow that sucks.

Why isn't your dick 2.5 thousand miles long?

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>>32999613
>Why isn't your dick 2.5 thousand miles long?
It would be extremely painful

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>>32999613
So are you Alaskan or..?

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>>32999593
...I was going to write something angry about that second part, but never mind. I'm not in the mood to type up a shitposting argument again.

And I'm kinda busy trying not to die and get these scanlations done by the weekend. I just got the Groundless work, so I have like 3 chapters to do now...
>Guard is still mostly MIA
Feels bad, man.

This week sucks.

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>>32999593
>Insulting Fahrenheit 451
pic related

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>>32999688
>...I was going to write something angry about that second part, but never mind.

I did it just 4u

>>32999700

>>32999700
There's very little not to insult about Fahrenheit. Shit temperature scale all around.

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>>32999648
For you.

>>32999680
Just bad at math.

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>>32999700
Have a new weeb version.

>>32999724
>for me
Maybe, but have you ever had a dick the width of a gas pipeline ram you? Just saying...

>>32999736
Satania a cute

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>>32999747
I'll endure it for you, leaf-senpai.

- - -

I am so fucking lonely right now god help me. Everyone in this state is either super liberal and hates me or super conservative and hates me.

>>32999784
Happy Valentines day

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>>32999290
Can one not just remove the velcro carefully? I did it for my golden moth from crimson, can't even tell there was a backing on it.

>>32999736
I ran out of current stuff to watch and your pic helped remind me

I forgot to post this yesterday (earlier today), but to help all you virgins get laid I have the foolproof plan from spoderman himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRX_hhmPIkU

>>32999935
I've been so busy doing stuff I haven't watched a show in nearly 3 months. It sucks. I feel so left behind everyone else.

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>>32999943
My fucking ear...

>>32999964
Spoderman has all the best advice

>>32998813
>>32998881
Ai has cute feet...

>>32999575
you're so fucking gay I bet you could play a french horn backwards

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>check mail for the day
>bring up package that I never got from Wood
>guy goes and checks the logs
>tells me it came in 3 weeks ago but for some reason never got a package slip
Fucking privates, man. Anyways, nice envelope, Wood.

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>>32999999
Holy shit

>>32999999
waste of a good get
>>33000000

>>33000037
At least it was a real get. Unlike the other get which used a script.

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>>32999999

>>32999999
Confirmed.
Make a patch out of that.

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>>33000068

>>33000037
damn script kiddies ruining our gets every time

>>32999999
>tfw you don't have the digits to compete for Ai's love
Why live?

>order a kiki's delivery service patch because I saw one in somebody's patches on /k/
>hmmm it's taking a while
>about to message seller
>patch shows up
>look at date when I got the "your order has shipped" to today
>78 days
>two and a half fucking months

thanks canada

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>>33000192
Just remembered I ordered one...
>mfw 62 days and counting

>>33000120
Neck yourself faggot.

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>>33000222
Okay what the fuck is going? First the feet now this?

I'm really starting to think Kek is urging me to run the Shadilay

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>>33000231
What have I done to you?

>>33000294
Spreading your degeneracy will be a crime soon. Your days are numbered.

>>32999908
idk, never tried it. I didn't know if the velcro is just sewn on or glued or something, but I guess if that's it I can just use an exacto knife or something.

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>>32999999
checked

>>33000337
>Soon, soon, soon
every Trump supporter's favorite word

>>33000439
kill yourself

>>>/pol/

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>>33000337
Huh?

>>33000439
That doesn't make any sense. Trump was the pro LGBT candidate.

>>33000475
i just realized i became the one thing i didnt want to become, ill proceed to kill myself by patch asphyxiation

>>33000484
>lying to get the majority of the population on your side doesn't exist

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I'm actually curious to know who it was

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I don't even get what politics discussion is going on right now.

Besides, the spirit of these threads is and will always be trap porn. I got an exam tomorrow, so I'm posting pic related for luck.

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Oh btw, found the guy who did that horrifying Rem/Ram patch

He's doing Megumin

Here's the teaser

woodpatches detain patch is sold out. i checked his site every day waiting for it. and i missed it. life is suffering

>>33000750
pls no

>>33000816
it's supposed to be lewd, too

>worried

>>33000821
For Christ sake. This is why patch general is better than WGW patch group. If a design sucks, we'll let you know. WGW shills are just encouraging this guy to proliferate his terrible art instead of criticizing him and pushing him to improve.

>>33000838
the guys gonna spend 200-300 on the damn thing too
I honestly feel bad fo rhim

>>33000856
Somebody really should tell him.

>>33000638
>majority
lost the popular vote

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>manage to escape work long enough to order for both patch drops
feelsgoodman.jpg

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lard,did i do good?
how do you guys feel about dis

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>>33000888
make like an impaled horse and fuck off

>>33000890
>just missed yandere patch

Fuck.

>>33000896
i plan on buying shit from you, maybe don't treat your customers like trash? Grow the fuck up, you have a business now, and you're not as prolific as trump so behave.

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>>33000905
I'm sick of the faggot /pol/posting
Get out

>>33000928
Dude you must be a real fucking idiot to try to advertise a business and then shit stir, this isn't your high school senior project you fucking amateur

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>>33000935
Get hit by a truck, boyo

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>>33000935
>>33000905
>picking a fight with NEET

Oh boi dis gun b gud

HOLD ON

Gotta get some popcorn for this fucking smackdown

>>33000895
Looks great i would just hope that the details of the mask are not lost when it gets stiched

>>33000935
buddy you don't know what kinda shit you just stepped in

>>33000964
tell me

>>33000944
he has money to lose, what do i have to lose?

>>32999030

>For that anon who requested the heat patch so long ago, I haven't forgotten!

<3

>>33000982
>NEET loses a single customer while the rest of the thread watches and laughs because some anon on 4chan is a crybaby bitch

>>33000975
he's the kinda guy who can turn a guy's argument about how running one of these businesses is a loss when you consider opportunity cost against him

I believe the words were

>Have you ever had fun before, or was the opportunity cost too high?

>>33000982
oh no! one shitposter might fuck off and not give him $8
What-ever-will-he-do?

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>>33001002
>>33001003
3 seconds apart
>1 post apart

well done friends

>>33001003
>>33001002
both of you are just as much amateurs, you don't understand principle do you?

none of you will ever own a real business.

>>33001003
The point is this dude is retarded enough to lose customers just to impress his boyfriends over the internet.

>>33001021
>he's still crying
Who said either of us wanted to own a business? No one cares that you're a thin-skinned bitch.

>>33001023
>customers
>plural
You're the only one acting like a crybaby.

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>>33001021
>>33001023

I just want you to know that I'm standing here legs spread apart, half squatting with no pants on swinging my balls in a circle to spite you

>>33001021
>>33001023
>"he said mean thing and that hurt my feels and I'm never buying from him again :("
Literally kill yourself you emotionally underdeveloped, manchild.

>>33001032
>this fucking post

I kekd way too hard
The level of discourse we've come to

>>33000982
your dignity

>>33001030
Acting like a crybaby how? by pointing out this guy is unprofessional?

im losing nothing at all, you're gaining nothing, you seem to be more of a crybaby for getting emotionally involved with someone else when you weren't even a part of the exchange.

>>33001037
Thats how business works you idiot, you wouldn't know that pumping gas your entire life.

>>33001055
>im losing nothing at all
See >>33001047

We are all laughing at how much of a little girl you are. This is less about defending NEET and more about making fun of some random faggot who thinks his $8 means anything.

>>33001061
>"you wouldn't know that pumping gas your entire life"
>projecting this hard
Keep crying bitch nigga

>>33001047
>>33001069

actually not buying from someone who is insulting you is a better example of having dignity then tripfagging and having your harem of boyfriends meme with you because someone said something thats objectively excepted in the realm of business.

>>33001055
>unprofessional
>guy who runs a small store with a customer base consisting of 4chan users
It's like you were dropped on your head as a child. Repeatedly. Outside of you, people here like his banter.

>this entire argument
>people pay NEET money just to do a quick doodle of a girl with a benis
>guy thinks losing a single customer wI'll make a world of difference
Nigga, this is a world where WGW can act the the most arrogant dickholes in existence and be successful. Maybe people don't give a shit about your fucking feelings, you whiny snowflake.

>>33001078
Again this has less to do with defending NEET and more to do with insulting a crybaby bitch like you who's willing to throw a tantrum because someone told him to fuck off.

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Internet: serious business

Selling patches on 4chans: [SERIOUSNESS OVERLOAD]

>>33001100
>4 dubs in a row

>>33001078
it's funny because this guy is trying to make the same argument we do against Mark and his kiddie diddler friends

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>>33001100
wew

>>33001100
THERE ARE NO THREES IN BINARY
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>33001131
Simple, you have to interpret 3 as 11

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>>33001100
>dat timestamp
>dat post number
are you a wizard

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>>33001156
>tfw not in your timezone

>>33001021
>none of you will ever own a real business.

Just like youll never have balls bitxh boi kys.

>>33000750
>>33000821
[CONCERN INTENSIFIES]

>>33000665
Weird, I didn't order anything from them.

>>33000895
Good stuff. Still need to see whatever show is from.

>>33000982
I'd say your dignity, but I'm not sure you have that to begin with.

---

Fuck phone posting, I had a while big thing of replies from the last thread cooked up, and phone done fucked it up.

Also, why the fuck do we need politics in a thread about embroidered animé memes? Can't we just be content calling each other gay, talking about how we'd snuggle Megumin, and bullying 2hu?

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>>33001202
>snuggling worst witch
>not snuggling best witch
Fuck off, homo

>>33001216
Hey now nigga,Sucy isn't some sleepy-ass snuggling witch, she's the one you go on hikes with to collect poisonous mushrooms and totally not get fucked up with on said mushrooms, and then pass out inna field with after having wild, drugged out sex with.

The fuck is wrong with you, anon? You a bitch or something?

Better question, why not both witches? Fuck choosing, best choice is harem ending.

>>33001233
>harem ending
>not resulting in death
Be reasonable, now.

>>33001245
This isn't School Days, and none of the ladies I mentioned are yandere (holy shit swipe text knew that word), so we're fine there. Besides, harem ending of True Good Ending master race.

Nigguh~

>>33001258
>none of the ladies I mentioned are yandere
No but I'm sure one of Sucy's potions will likely result in death if she found out you were cheating on her.

>>32999425
is someone doing this as a patch... holy shit anyone? fuck ill do it

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>>33001100
>11:11:11 No.33001100
HOLY FUCKING FUCK

>>32999425
so no ones doing this?

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Just incase you haven't heard I'm getting a re-order of the Yandere Operator. Already put in for it so if you missed it you'll have another opportunity.

Besides woods, are there any DFC / flat is justice patches?

>>33001368
ETA?

>>33001387
There is the loli glock patch from skinwalker but there is no release date on that.

>>33001061
Welcome to business. Regardless on if you like the seller or not the product does not carry an opinion, its a product. Buy it or not, that's wholly your decision. If you don't like it leave, simple as that. seems these newer generations forgot how it works.

>>33001640
Spot on, m8. I'm starting to see this the most in politics from both the left and right. Boycotting businesses who have political beliefs you don't agree with. Who the fuck cares what the CEO of Starbucks thinks? I don't drink Starbucks because its an overpriced, sorta coffee flavored milkshake. not because of they're hiring practices.

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>>33001233
>>33001258
>haremshit
You break Megumin's kokoro.

>>32998813
pussyhole UKcuck here
been thinking about getting that bag and some patches but two things
1) do you not worry about the bag getting robbed
2) do teenagers and kids not try and snatch and run patches?

>>33001803
1) No I would shoot them.
2) No they don't want to get shot.
Sometimes I worry about your country. Do you always live in fear of brown teenagers with butter knives?

>>33000234
KEK is right, do it now.

>>33001818
I carry a knife and a modded leatherman but I'm literally schizophrenic so constantly need other to validate/invalidate my paranoia - maybe I could just velcro the patch on then sew it a bit in each corner, easy to remove, easy to put on and can't get snatched easily

>>33001844
*others

>>33001844
OI M8 SAVE A LOIFE

>>33001849
yep, nice one it's legal to carry so plods can get fucked

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>>33001803
>>33001803
maybe if you live in a shitty neighbourhood or the inner city, yeah. I wear flag patches and a London Underground "Mind The Gap" patch on a flecktarn jacket I've got, but all my /k/ meme patches are just pinned to a cork board I have at home. If I just put them on velcro on a bag, I could see myself worrying too though. Think about having them sewn on if you're that worried.
pic related, my cork board

>>33001818
or like this guy said, shoot them. 'cept you can't do that, so stab them with a sharpened chopstick or summink.

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>>33001844
I always carry my Skeletool CX but only because i need it for work. Once got hold up by police for 10 Minutes asking me why i would carry a knife.

>>33001844
I wouldn't worry about it.

>inb4 getting doxxed because you posted this

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>>33001867
>OC legal in my state
>OC a Ruger .454 when I hike
>stroll into town
>get harassed about legally having a gun by a guy with a gun

>>32998855
>crusader chan soon

ricktuserectus.jpg

>>32998958
stuck a bit of velcro to my ipad case and now i have interchangeable autism!

oh and i put my Sneeki Breeki patch on my bag when i went to Prague.

>>33001866
What college senpai? I, as well, am in a weeaboo fightan stick club.

>>33002025
Mahidol University in Salaya. I'm out in the rice fields of Thailand, senpai. Got kendo practice tomorrow. I'm still beginner-tier, how about you? The balance and coordination is still my weakest point.

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To address the comments made in the last thread, I'm not here constantly trying to fix my reputation because of two reasons.

The first being that I have a very busy life outside of 4chan. The second is that no matter how much I try to repair my reputation, I still get endless samefag hate from salty pissbabies like the ones seen in picture two. I remember one time specifically where I posted a sample and asked for people's thoughts, and the only response I got was "Your patch is shit. Fucking kill yourself." Needless to say, I found that just a tad offputting.

I could go into how my site has over 10,000 total views from facebook and less than 100 from the pastebin, but that's unimportant.

The guy in picture three pretty much nailed down how I see things. People act like a dick needlessly, I fire back at them, and then they proceed to play the victim card like some kind of libshit social justice warrior.

To put it simply, it's frustrating and I'd rather not deal with it if I have the choice not to. I like a lot of you guys as well as the stuff you put out, but dealing with these anons is like being locked in a room with a bunch of retarded glue eating five year olds and I don't enjoy it in the slightest.

I'll lurk around, but don't act all surprised that I'm not as active as NEET or Ai.

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>>33002353
>Real life shit
So do NEET and AI and Merlin and skelletor and all the rest of the frequent posters here. NEET drives fucking snowplows, and he posts nigh-on every day
>Pissbabbys
Someone watches Jim Sterling
>I asked for critic
What you posted was WGW-tier in terms of idea and execution, and your artist said that you cut out a whole section that made it better.
>B-but my main income source is f-facebook
Then only post on Facebook, we obviously dislike you
>We play the victim
>SJWs on 4chan
Do you know where you are? We've said we dislike you for several different reasons, and yet you continue to return. If we act like dicks, and you choose to reply to use, and then wonder why we "play the victim" by explaining why we don't like you because of your past actions, maybe you need to rethink your approach

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>>32999999

>>33002614
I don't recall saying anything was cut out. The idea could've been worked out between us a little better but it is what it is at the moment.

>>33002614
Just post when you feel like posting and ignore the people who don't contribute.

>>33002834
Whoops, meant for >>33002353
>>33002782
I'm still here to help with Mausers, or hell, I'll do Mosins too if you want.

>>33000895
Great mockup.
The text does need to be centered a little better, and maybe arched a tad bit, but it's good enough for someone to use if anyone wants it.

Really good job. Did you draw the hat yourself, or just vectored from a source?

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>>32998954

No, Pittsburgh PD never got back to me and I'll be in Antarctica for six months soon, so there's no more point.

When I got to Antarctica I usually just rip up my life and build a new one when I come back so there's no more real chance of me getting that bag unless my friends in Pitts FD get it.

>>32998926

Stop tempting me reeee

>>32998855
The hammer and sickle spoof, what does it mean?

>>33002091
Opposite side of the world, comfy plains of Purdue. Visited Bangkok several time was in the military, nice to be reminded the /k/ influence is so far reaching.

>>33000665
>hating someone to the point you order from them
where's the fucking logic?
it's like those people into console wars who buy consoles day one just to destroy them with sledghammer, company still got the money

>>32999031
>fucking around under the hood of a computer that is plugged in
>ever

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>>32999031
nigger how hard is it to save your stuff, shut down, and pull the power cable out
fucking users holy shit

>>32999122
What model Thinkpad my man?

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>>33003249
Well, i had to keep it on to see if the corrupted drive would even register...
Tried to boot from a cold start, but it would use the slave as the master, no matter how much I changed the configuration.

Next time I'll use a little more brain.

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>>33003314
fair enough, just don't kill yourself senpai

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>>33003249
>It's 2017 and not actually 1997
>not constantly hotswaping components while jerking off to anime tiddies
I bet you safely eject usb before removing too

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>>33003341
I'm just lucky I didn't blow anything up. That would of really sucked.

Oh, and another picture for you, Ai.

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>>33003358
>thinking hotswapping is risky
>not intentionally corrupting your harddrive so you can honeypot the FBI with your illegal beta-stage cyberwaif image collection while you dynamically tunnel in through their electrodata breaching charge and replace all their tax files with morrisworm.exe and early 90s stock images of skeletons and 'under construction' gifs
>not doing all this while laughing your ass off at the space police's incompetency and getting high off home-programmed cyberweed
bro do you even hackerspace

>>33003452
...that sounds like an awesome movie.

>>33001216
that's a weird way to spell Constanze

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>>33003559
Constanze best witch, Lotte best waif

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>>33003452
Boy! You have no idea how much of my life is hinged on that shit! You just tickled my funny button.

Hackers turned me on to computers.

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>>33003289
T420 of course.
My life is a series of memes.

>>33000895
Any Kino merch is good to go as far ads I'm concerned.

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>>33003385
>those proportions

>>33003632
It could be worse, at least the t420 has the older style keyboard and not the new meh-tier one.
>tfw started collecting old Thinkpads
>tfw using a T40 with windows XP as my bedside computer
An abstract kind of comfy.

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>>33003591

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>>33002994
>Stop tempting me reeee
I have to tempt people so someone is enticed into doing a run of the damn things.

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anyone know if that commie witch patch is also a dutchko design?

>>33003812
>babayaga patch
Where?

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just gonna repost my mobius 1 flight helmet patch

>>33003825
What the hell is that made out of? Why was it not embroidered?

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>>32993707
>>32993799
>>32993907
It is done.

Would anyone be interested in running this patch?

>>33003832
it's PVC vinyl and cost me like 6 bucks. Worth it IMO. Can't find that patch embroidered anywhere so it was the next best thing.

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>>33003844

>>33003867
Someone posted an image of AC insignias asking which ones. Forget who, maybe they're making it.

>>33003782
>not the new meh-tier one
I've never really got this. I have an X260 I got for the best price (free) and don't really mind the keyboard in the slightest. It's different but I wouldn't describe it as bad.
The 21 hour battery life with a hot swappable second battery is nice for those long trips.

Im in here ao often that Ive started browsing 4chan in my dreams...

>>33003844
Nice! How would it look with shiny golden thread for the "frame", similar to US army flagpatches?

>>33003960
I have a recurring dream about making passionate love to Ai at a 4chan meetup, which is weird because Canada is far away and Ai doesn't love me.

>>32999908
Anon on /Fa/ said soak in water they come off.

>>33003844
Just a word of warning- a lot of those fine details are going to get lost unless you make the final product really fucking big.

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>>33003997
Like this?

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Continuing Slav Mauser patch/lewd patch idea.

So, I'm thinking the Yugo flag background, like Ellie. Maybe wearing a flight cap (we called them cunt hats in scouts) with the red star, maybe with something like 'Tito's Finest' or something.

>>33004081
Yeah, but thicker. I can't really think of any other color that would look good. Both black and white would be weird. Like the black border on the Gallia patch that was made.

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>>33004081
>mfw that's even better

>>33004077
woven should do the job. 3.5" x 2" is the normal flag size to fit on hats and stuff. maybe it should be a bit bigger.

>>33004042
Which, if they're stitched onto the velcro, will be never.

>>33004118
Brown maybe? Or Grey?

>>33004183
nah gold is perfect

>>33003812
w2c

>>33000665
It may be me.

>>33004183
Go with gold

>>33003208
Well that's more of a "Hey you know that thing you wanted but was sold out?"

>>33003960
I always have dreams of waking up and reading my email, right before waking up.
>you will never wake up to a nice and sincere email about whatever
Feels bad

>>33004001
Stop sexualizing me, I'm not only for secks.

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>>33003781
Oh yeah, did you answer my question from earlier regarding the Taiga patch?
Just wondering what the rough ETA was besides sometime in March.

Trying to find Velcro so I can wear it on my milsurp stuff, but I need to know how much to buy.

>>33004308
W-We can cuddle afterwards, and watch movies, and talk about guns.

>>33003358
I almost never safe eject, most of my USBs are unimportant. The only times I do however, are when it contains a file that, if I lose, I would unironically suckstart a shotgun

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>>33004310
When I get some shekels back from all the patches I'm dropping.

>>33004337
If you're a girl...

>>33004547
I can wear a skirt, when I wear a skirt, I'm a girl.

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HAHA! Time for burger posting!
>tfw you will never be a europoor
Feels good man

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>>33004547

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>>33004562
Damn, just finished eating BK too. Should of saved a picture, but then I'm not the kind of guy to take pictures of my meals.

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>>33003812
Not dutchkos style so i doubt its his. WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET ONE!!

>>33004583
You mean a woman?

>>33004562
He'll yeah, I hope you're being a real American and got the double stack burger.

Also, are you a chicken dunker? *dunks the chicken nuggets in the frostie

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>>33004556
>a skirt will cover your broad shoulders, grubby hands and manly legs
You're so naive it's cute.

>>33004562
Wendy's patch when?

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>>33004585
His patch? Either WGW or begging him for a direct sale.

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So I checked most of the stores in the pastebin and I didn't see it. Did somebody use to make a patch that had the words "Night Time is the Right Time" on it?

>>33004596
>implying I have broad shoulders
>implying I have grubby hands
>implying I have manly legs

Jokes in you, I have feminine features because my hormones fucked up in puberty and supplied more estrogen than normal, and less testosterone.

>>33004637
Post pics or fuck off

>>33004634
theyre on ebay, thats where i got mine, britkit USA

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>>32998813
Ayyyy we got the same bag. What size did you get yours in?

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Stuff be going down tonight

>>33004704
>Bought Tiger stripe because I thought woodland wasn't coming back in stock

Welp.

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>>33004562
stop fast food shitposting fuckbot

>>33004100
>>33004585
Boi if u dun

>>33004746
Let the man do as he pleases, I personally enjoys his food posts, makes me want some wendy's.

>>33004604
you havin' reading difficulties m8?

>>33004704
>that shimapan
It's different. I don't like things that are different.

>>33004824
that one came first, mines different D:

>>33004681
Not him but I have this bag too, in the smallest size.

>>33004853
no i mean different from the old 2hu one. this one looks like a darker blue and thicker embroidery.

>>33004595
I got the 4for4. I don't dip my nuggers, never tried. But I do dip my frieds.

>>33004596
I actually thought of doing a series of tactical burger mascots

>>33004746
Sounds un-American.
>[freedom intesifies]

>>33001266
>>33001770
Y'know, normally I'd sit here arguing for hours with y'all, but I realized you're both right.

I was wrong, said some stupid shit, and that was bad. Megumin and Sucy are both the respective best grills from their shows, and I'm a fool for going Harem route with them. That'd be the True Worst Ending right there.

How could I...

>>33001387
>>33001399
I'm doing the "Slim Frame" (DFC) Gloli patch, but I'm not sure if there are any others.

>>33002353
I'll be honest, I've never really gotten the hate for you. I can attest that you aren't WGW-tier since the patch thread rauffs at you and you still sell them stuff, so A+ for you there.

I'll be honest though, only a couple of your current patches spark an interest, but the price makes it hard to justify. I really dig the Serb Volunteer Guard one though, might snag that sometime.

>>33002614
>Merlin
>frequent poster
Oh gosh, I still count as a frequent poster, and better yet I'm counted among NEET and Ai? My, you'll make an old wizard blush.

>>33003559
Constanze is best magical /k/ommando, Lotte best waif, Sucy a best witch, and Ursala a best MILF. Also, Chariot for best idol.

>>33003844
Fuck, that looks great. But PK's right, them details aren't going to stay unless you get it printed (don't) or make it 5"x3.8" or something. Probably.

>>33003960
I have this issue often, makes it way hard to remember actual patch threads and what ideas I had that weren't dream shit.

>>33004604
I think Sour meant the babayaga patch, which I too want one of.

>>33004681
Nice Rhodie FL patch, any chance you know where some more red ones are? I always see them OOS whenever I find them.

>>33004704
Damnit 2hu, my girlfriend already is giving me shit for ordering the V-Day patches, and now this? Fuck man, I need to buy a car and ammo and gear for my new GP 100 Match, but here I am about to buy more fucking patches.

I have four patch boards, and by Summer I feel they'll all be full...

>>33004783
I don't read you. What?
Dutchko let WGW distribute one of his designs.

>>32998855
Rangers when?!

>>33004885
How do you find the S size? my M tends to be a bit bulky at times, but that's because of all the shit I throw in it. My favorite aspect is that I can use it while cycling because of the waist strap that holds it in place.

>>33004903
unfortunately the red Rhodie is out of stock.

http://bakuto.storenvy.com/products/16162602-rhodesian-foreign-legion-patch

I don't know any other store that sells them.

>>33004903
Ohhhh...

Disregard
>>33004965 then.

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>>33004637
Literally pics or gtfo. (If pics, we meet and fug, no questions asked.)

>>33004681
Got the Lima, good shit.

>>33004174
>Which, if they're stitched onto the velcro, will be never.
Common sense would tell you too pull the stitching out first.this isn't rocket science..

>>33004824
>>33004889
Went with a different manufacturer since the original one arrived with varying degrees of quality.
Honestly, I like the added depth from the thicker embroidery

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>>33004100
I cant run this as a patch unless there is any other interest beyond just you man. I like the idea but for now i gotta popular girls. Maybe Yugo as a limited run later on. I do like the idea however. Might try to sketch her up when i have a free minute.

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>>33004704
Martian choco-chip operator-chan when?

>>33005027
I aspire to be as fit as this rare pepe. Close but gotta somehow get to single digit body fat percentages.

>>33004704
Remind me 2hu, do you have any new patches inbound/more restocks or is this when I should buy like half your store?

And if you do have other stuff coming in, can I buy whats in now so I din't have to worry about them being sold out, then have you hold them till the other patches come in, so all the parches I end up buying get shipped out at the same time.

IK I've asked this a couple of times, but I haven't gotten a straight answer, should I be emailing individual vendors instead?

>>33005096
Just to throw this out there, I dig his idea. Been wanting a Mauser for a while, Yugo or otherwise, so this idea speaks to me.

>>33004976
Yeah, I had a moment of confusion too, both at your reply, and his.

>>33004972
Fug, alright. Time to beg for a restock, I guess.

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>>33005129
>mfw slowly getting back into my workout routine as the weather warms up

>>33005173
Man, this looks like the artist took inspiration from the scene where Betelgeuse made Rem play Twister. Also, what the fuck is with those guns? And the shirts? And EVERYTHING THE FUCK ELSE?

>>33004853
Hey Skin, you gotten a new test patch yet? They keep ignoring me now.

---

So I'm planning on weebing out a gun in Megumin's style, what is the most EXPLOSION gun to do this with that isn't an NFA item?

>>33005096
Copy that, chief. Keep me posted. And I can throw you my email or Skype or something if you want more ideas. >>33005153
Or maybe, since they're some interest, I can toss out some more generic Mauser patch ideas?

>>33005251
>what is the most EXPLOSION gun to do this with that isn't an NFA item?
Glawk

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>>33005173
>pic related

>>33005184
Oooh, big armed Canadian, guess you gotta get syrup out of them trees some how

>>33005251
nope, i just bugged them right now though

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>>33005153
Yeah, ill do a sketch and try to gauge interest. Gonna try to run a few new patches with the funds from the elle.
>>33005184
I walk a mile to the gym rain, shine, or snow. I get depressed if i don't go. getting big as fuck is almost a side product to just feeling good.
>>33005252
Feel free to hit me up on my fb page or twitter. man. I'm not always on the threads.

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>>33004562

>Haven't eaten today
>See Wendy's
Fuck man

Also I just remembered:
>My 300 club patch was stolen on my backpack

N...No that's okay, I wanted to do that again anyways ;-;
>Here's a dummy

>>33005397
omg did he died?

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>>33005134
Emailing would be more convenient

As for inbound. Megumin Hat is somewhere in Ohio.
Restock of Megumin bomb and Metal Gear snake prob next week
There's other restock i'm sure and inbound,that are some weeks away

>>33005410

Yes
But it's okay we CPRd him back and carried him 5 kilometers back to the camp


...Where he would have died anyways

>>33005357
>Fb
Fug dat
>Twitter
I-I guess I could make one...

>>33005431
I have like 4 things I want from you, but I don't know if Megumin hat will still be available by the time Megumin bomb arrives.

>>33002614
>So do NEET

I'm unemployed

>NEET drives fucking snowplows

Only when it snows

>SJWs on 4chan
>Do you know where you are?

OH my sweet summer child

>>33003081
Pravda girls high school

>>33003208
That's what has me confused
Someone shits on them regularly, is someone they know, they didn't cancel the order, AND they bought from them even though they shit on them

It just doesn't add up

>>33003314
>but it would use the slave as the master,

even though you had it ordered properly?

Weird
Is it in the right spot in the BIOS boot order?

>>33003812
wouldn't have bought a babayaga before, but now I need one after seeing Jack Whack 2

>>33003844
It would have to be woven for 90% of the small details to even show up

>>33004221
At least stand by your morals, man

>>33004968
They say Friday, but I don't believe them
I have a feeling it will be next week

>>33005267
this

>>33005486
It was. I even put other drives in front of it to test it. Still went directly to the corrupted drive. Weirdest thing ever.

>says all this while sitting in a Comp Sci lecture
Maybe I'll ask my prof about it tomorrow...

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>>33004903
>Constanze is best magical /k/ommando, Lotte best waif, Sucy a best witch, and Ursala a best MILF. Also, Chariot for best idol.
>tfw no love for Amanda ever

>>33005431
Whats your email? Thanks!

>he lists all the patches that I also want to get
>fug hes onto me

STRIKE WITCHES WHEN

>>33005668
twohupatches@gmail

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>>33005684
Dunno neet, you should know this stuff

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>>33005684
Friday

>>33004077
>>33004903
This is why I suggested only the shield at first.
Maybe a bigger patch would work without looking too big.
>>33005486
Would that be bad?

>>33004681
Whats the name of the bag?

>>33005775
I suggest 2.5" x 4" woven

>>33005775
Woven is bottom tier acceptable, but it still qualifies as acceptable

Would look way better embroidered though

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>>33005730
Someone is making Upotte!! Keychains? Any idea when they're coming out? I checked your store, but there was only G3, and sold out at that. I didn't miss them, did I?

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>>33005882
>when
>only G3

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>>33005882
>only G3
>G3
Congrats, you got me to reply.

>>33005898
It gets better, FAL isn't even sold out.

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>>33005882
>Someone is making Upotte!! Keychains?
pic related

>Any idea when they're coming out?
I no longer have pictures suitable for this question

>but there was only G3
>G3
pic related

>sold out
pic related

>>33005688
Dubs make it so. Let me get some sleep and make a new email so I don't dox myself then I'll shoot you something and start the process of sending you all my savings in exchange for memes.

>>33003867
>Can't find that patch embroidered anywhere

I sell that, and I'm working on restocking it.

>>33005730
Do you have an approx eta for polis rangers and the mirage witches? Would it be cool to organise a shipping hold like I'm setting up with 2hu? Whats your email? I realise I'm being autistic, but I *need* these patches and I'm not letting the shipping companies goy me.

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Thanks fellas, yesterday I got

RWDS
Mac tonight
Ithirium Rangers
And Division patch

Few days before was dank ass Cryptozoology one

Pretty stoked, thanks again, make me want to make a few myself

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>>33005096
Anime NMR patch when?

Raz, any word on the newest releases?

>>33006141

>Keep On Smiling

Where?

>>33006251
buddy gave it to me, stores in postbin i think i cant remember which store ill ask and reply

>>33006245
The samples for Stonehenge Operator, Gelb, and OADF were approved. The MON patches are... somewhere, I guess. Still working on the samples for the others.

>>33006284
>Somewhere

They're having that much issue with three letters? Thanks for update.

>>33006120
see
>>33005486
second to bottom quote

mirage is out of stock so I can sell enough full sets
I'm going to have to reorder Mirage because I have a feeling the full sets will sell quick

I also do free shipping on singular patches

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>>33006141
>this entire patch
Literally triggered