Fuck Gotham. >open carry license

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>>32996104

Batman has always been an antigun faggot except for in some of the earliest issues though.

Even after leaving /co/ I can't escape DC's bullshit.
Batman is so retarded for being against just because his parents were killed.

>>32996159
Where the heck is this from? Azzarello made a Joker sequel?

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>>32996120
Oh the little emotional crybaby!
I wonder which side the author is trying to have us sympathize with.
>>32996183
There's a difference between not liking firearms and loathing their concept so much that it makes you irrational.

>>32996104

>This gun is my Robin

Now he's just going to try even harder to destroy it

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>>32996183
What gun would batman carry?

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>>32996233
Probably some weird clown-tier shit.

>>32996197

It's Noel.

>>32996233

A bat-gun

>>32996233
AR15
>Usually comes in black
>Scares people
>Depending on design all kinds of rails for useless bat gadgets
>High capacity magazines

>implying that "this is what happens when Democrats run a city" hasn't always been one of the major subtexts of Batman"

Like how they keep putting Joker in an asylum instead of killing him on sight, or how there doesn't seem to be any effective justice system other than limousine liberals putting on spandex and beating up the one out of a hundred muggers that are within visual range of him at any given time.

>>32996328
But, killing is bad!

>>32996340

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it

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>>32996361
a'ight, sounds fun

>>32996159
>kill the joker
>do the one thing batman cant do
>become national hero

>>32996392
>batman breaks all your bones because you killed his lover

if we kill the criminals, who'd vote Democrat then? This country wouldn't be bipartisan any more... we'd become literally Nazi-Germany....

>>32996407
he shot babs inna spine, he didn't kill here. he maybe also raped her....

>>32996120
green lantern guy is pretty based desu

>>32996328
Have you read Dark Night Returns?

Because you should.

>>32996484
>Have you read Dark Night Returns?
no, red bull me on it.

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>>32996183
the first "batman" was literally a guy in a trenchcoat with a black car who shot criminals after tracking them down via detective work. Pretty sure they only changed him because of the 10 other characters from the period almost exactly the same. Classic silver age Batman was essentially the phantom without a set of 1911s

theres also that alternate universe batman who after seeing thomas and martha wayne brutally murdered killed the shit out of the guy who did it with his own gun and became the red hood (tire iron robin with the guns and penchant for murder) on steroids

>>32996538
Apart from being considered the best Batman story, it takes some pretty big pot shots at hippies, liberal politicians who don't want to fight crime, and psychologist who are completely up their own ass. Also Reagan.

>>32996328
If DC and Marvel ever do a crossover, I'd nut to see the Punisher stop by in Gotham.

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>>32996925
They did do one in 94

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>>32996407

>>32996429
definitely raped her.

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>>32996104
Batman actually used to carry a gun around.

>>32996429
Not maybe. Definitely.

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Here's a few pages of Superman and Flash having a conversation about gun control. Supes wants to get rid of them. Flash is against the idea.

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>>32996104
Was this written to make gun grabbers look like retards or is the author simply not self aware?

>guy possesses a ring that can make literally anything, things like fighter jets, bombs, and even mechas
>anti gunners are still obsessed with the fact he carries a fucking pistol as his backup

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>>32998271
>maybe, and let them come at us with sticks
Luthor did nothing wrong. Earth for earthlings! Xeno get out REEEEEEEEEEE

>>32998317
They also make it obvious that Batman is operating on emotion. Also, black lantern has a valid reason to carry. I don't know how they can swing the argument to Batman's favor

>>32998291
Flash is a good guy

>>32998415
UUUU

>>32996104
This DOES make sense in some inherent way for what Batman is and what he does.
>His parents were murdered with a gun, which he saw, and was threatened by as well.
>He doesn't like killing, even in cases when that's probably the best option.
>He's very dedicated to the law.
>He also socializes with rich liberals during the day, when he's not Batman.
It's an entirely reasonable position for Bruce Wayne, and therefore Batman, to have. The comic actually explains it.

>>32998491
I wouldn't say he's necessarily anti-gun either. Just personal resentment + adherence to the law

>>32998514

But doesn't he regularly break the law?

>breaking and entering
>assault
>breaking speed limits
>altitude and zoning limitations for general aviation
>property damage
>tampering with crime scenes

>>32998491
that brings up the whole idea behind gun control, people basing their viewpoints on their experiences with guns (or inexperience with guns) and assuming that everyone else should have the same viewpoint as them because they project their own opinions onto other people

while i love democracy, i think its eternal flaw will be that people will argue subjective points for their entire lives even if the issue they're arguing over has a very clear solution (not that im saying every issue has an objectively correct solution)

>>32998491
Batman is notorious for ruthlessly brutalizing petty thugs and what he does could best be described as vigilantism. He's a psychotic millionaire who hates guns and irl would be Bloomberg

>>32998514
>>32998587
I only said it wasn't out of character, not that I agreed with what they functionally did with the content of the pages themselves.

>>32998613
im still angery

>>32998564
Batman is autistic with the law. He will randomly preach complete adherence to law then beat a guy within an inch of his life. Also different batman incarnations differ in how much he breaks the law.

>>32998317
It's funny how they attribute the damage done by a gun as something unholy and horrible, even though the ring is a weapon and their powers are weapons and they level cities every time they fight monsters, but feel nothing towards that.

>>32996589
I like the one where he's BatDad, kills villains, has the Penguin as an employee, Catwoman is Oracle and the Joker is his wife (which makes a shit load more sense as to why he won't kill her).

>>32998564
Also, I don't think he got a building permit for that giant basement he has or got it assessed for his property taxes.

And since this is NY, property taxes fund the schools. Which means that Batman is literally defrauding the Gotham school system for millions, ensuring a lower standard of education and perpetuating the school to prison pipeline that creates so much of the trouble that consumes Gotham.

PS: Batman should stop arguing about the utility of a ring that can't do anything to yellow.

>>32998566
This is why I love the great market place of ideas concept. Cooler heads always prevail, overriding bad ideas and bringing us closer to the center in politics.

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>>32996197
>Even after leaving /co/ I can't escape DC's bullshit.
Least it isn't Marvel.

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>>32998788
>PS:

That's outdated form of writing. It saw common use when letters were a main form of communication over distance. People would use PS (post script) to add in things they forgot instead of rewriting a whole new letter.

In the digital age, new thoughts can easily be slipped into digitally written text without the need for completely rewriting them.

With regards to Batman "defrauding Gotham", he probably more than makes up for it with donations to schools and shit.

>>32998999
I like how the page immediately following this one has the disenfranchised youth become suicide bombers instead of an armed militia like they would be more inclined to do

>>32998999
>tfw after that speech the only way to make him look bad was to make him pants on head retarded and start strapping suicide vests to people so they could equate him with isis

>>32996159
>Show your son the kind of man you really are
The kind that kills mass murderers that have killed thousands of people already because you're too much of a bitch to do it?

>>32999099
What, was the old fall back of "villain says reasonable things, but does horrible things" too difficult to pull off? It's the fucking Red Skull, he could cure cancer and AIDS and it wouldn't be hard to make him super evil by the end of the issue.

>>32999135
>Daddy, what kind of man was Grandpa?
>The kind of man that Gotham needed, son, not the kind that Gotham deserved.

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>>32996416
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but the dead vote.

>>32998317
The gun is for anybody who thinks they can beat GL by wearing yellow clothes.

(insert Indiana Jones moment here)

>>32999345

hue

>>32998999
>PS outdated

It's used to symbolize an afterthought and separate it from the main body of text. It gives the writer options, kind of like semicolons.

P.S. ur a fget

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>>32999517
It's outdated. You can change the subject in many ways without making it look like you forgot to include it in your main body of writing.

>>32996589
In the New 52 Batman works with the Red Hood and considers him part of the family
The Joker ark in the series is damn good

>>32996416
>le criminal vote

Democrats already have minority vote locked up, that's enough for them

>>32998291
I have been looking for this exact comic set.

Thank you.

>>32999557
>The Joker ark in the series is damn good
How could it not be? Joker+boat+the deluge=Gold.

Why does it feel like politics and this stupid cultural war is making its way into EVERYTHING

Can't I watch a show, read a comic, or play a video game without some kind of political/cultural message shoved into it?

>>32998715
It's the alternative timeline where Bruce died and Thomas Wayne is the batman.

>>32999622
Because big and loud things are happening in the world.

We live in a world where actual factual information is hard to find, but messages get thrown at us at light speed.

>>32999622

Uh, did you miss WWII? Captain America ring a bell? This is nothing new, media always takes current events and includes them.

>>32999622
Short answer, no.

Longer answer;

You will always fight misinformation, slant, and spin. Everyone has an agenda, especially the ones that way they have none. I hate to break it to you, my man.

>>32996244
>>32996303
underrated

>>32999704
Yeah, but it feels like it's gotten worse, and even more partisan

>Like, UGH, I can't believe you think that

>>32999794
That's because of the presence of the internet and social media that allows ideas to spread like viruses among idiots at a faster rate than any other time in the past.

>>32999622
The comic itself is pretty even-handed in its representation. Jessica, the second Green Lantern appearing in the pages is a survivalist whose hobbies are hunting and sports shooting.

>>32996218
I laughed harder at this than I should have.

>>32996197
This

I feel the older I get the more I feel like Batman is deranged rich guy just trying to live out his fantasy where no one dies ever.

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>>32998999
Wait, was this part about those people in Oregon? The ones who decided they didn't want to pay to let their cattle graze on public land anymore? Land that is already there for "the people", all the people?

>>32998956
Thanks, I've been looking for the .png of that. Holy fuck, they're never going to live that down.

>>33000062
Dude, it's Trump Skull.

>>33000062
The Bundys were the asshats that didn't want to pay their grazing fees. While they were involved in the Oregon fiasco it was concerning a different family that was facing jail time and having their land seized because they conducted a controlled burn on their land and accidentally burnt 2 or 3 acres of public land.

>>33000131
>Their leader was Ammon Bundy, who participated in the 2014 Bundy standoff at his father's Nevada ranch.
>The organizers were seeking an opportunity to advance their view that the United States Forest Service (USFS), Bureau of Land Management (BLM), and other agencies are constitutionally required to turn over most of the federal public land they manage to the individual states. In 2015, the militants believed they could do this by protesting the treatment of two area ranchers convicted of federal land arson, even though the men in question did not want their help.[27]
> even though the men in question did not want their help.[27]

Jesus fucking christ what a turd.

>>32999794
I feel like this is just the state that society reaches after so long. I kinda worry about a war or conflict between left and right.

>>33000092
Care to elaborate? What happened with it?

>>33000235
There's already a fucking conflict. Retarded leftists are going around punching people they paint as Nazis.

>mfw a lefty punching is """""nazi"""""" is American but a rightist punching a lefty is MUH BROWNSHIRTS THIS IS NAZI GERMANY ALL OVER AGAIN

>>33000000

>>32999540
Its function has evolved and changed over time. Language and communication are not static.

>>33000235
It's called decadence, and youre right.

We saw the same thing in the first decade of the 20th century in europe. The usa was able to ride the wave that their collective fall created. Now we have our own downfall to contend with. The chief difference is that there will be no one to take up the mantle without significant infringements on individual rights or environmental protections.


You're seeing the beginning of the end, anon, unless we counteract the decadence.

>>33000333
CHECKED

Where do even start on Batman comics?
My autism is stopping me from just jumping in anywhere.

>>33001574
Does it matter if they're all different "universes"? Find the one with the coolest looking art or the edgiest plot summary

>>32998999
them numbers^

replace bigot with racist and this is 100% accurate

>>32996104
>shitty modern DC

EVERYTHING AFTER FLASHPOINT FUCKING SUCKS

STOP READING IT

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>>33002599
Well, I don't pay to read it. I'm waiting for it to get better. Of course, that's going to be in thirty years, but...

>>32996376
Actually carrying 10 rpg tubes instead of a satchel with 10 rockets by themselves.

Silly japs can't be bothered looking up an Afghanistan war pic with ANA or Taliban rpg troops.

>>33001574
Everything before flashpoint is fine

DC became kinda shit after Final Crisis, and full retard after Geoff Johns worte flashpoint, which was a huge mistake

>>32996925
Oh god yes.
>"IT'S BATMAN!?"
>Bullets come flying out of the shadows from a suppressed mp5

>>32998291
Flash really is the best super

>>32998333
Is the joke that he wasted his perfect childhood scenario?

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Gotta say it though. The Dark Knight Returns was a masterpiece. Having old Batty back in business dealing with the modern world's heavily armed meth punks, SWAT teams and his own tortured mind was the best thing anyone ever did for this old outdated character. Much as I like The Killing Joke, this version is my favorite. A honorable end.

>>33002778
Friend of mine let me borrow the movie a few years ago and it was fucking lit.

>>33002656
We had Morrison's Batrun during that time period and, while good, is also half the reason why continuity was so bad Nu-52.

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Why hasn't a Batman Beyond game been made yet?

>>33002812
There was for PS1 or PS2

>>33002788

Had to peek at the trailer. Ew. It might tell the same story but damn, that looks like the first cartoon version of the Hobbit compared to Frank Miller's artwork. The level of artwork doesn't even compare. Get the books.

>>33002824
I'm swamped with Tom Clancy and I still have to read Blackest night

>>32998902

You cant believe that unironically. In aa perfect world maybe. The media's collusion, wedge issues with no objectively right answer and voter apathy destroy that argument.

>>32996104
>>open carry license
Did they provide Batman with licence for explosive devices and hazard materials?

>>33002856
And its city specific, not even state issued.

>>33002809
But thats the thing, after a certain point the continuity became more complicated in nu-52 than in the timeline before it.
At least Morrison had tremendous respect even for characters and writers he didn't like.

Also, Geoff Johns is an asshat. He has the most basic twitter level understanding of Superman/Batman which only serves to perpetuate all the stupid memes people come up with about them.

>>33000332

To be fair, he is. It doesn't justify him being assaulted, but let's not pretend he's some precious little snowflake who's just telling it like it is.

>>33000235
>a war or conflict between left and right
things that will never happen

>>32996104
>the vigilante's vigilante
>opposes civilian ownership of firearms
>supports his ownership of silly ass bat gadgets
>so it's okay to defend yourself/society as long as you're using some experimental technology like batman uses

Say it with me guys:
>LAWS ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE, GOY

>>33002812
They did make one, but it Superman 64 levels of trash.

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>>32996104
batmans such a fucking cunt joker kills people all the time he tries to save him

he stabes and hurts people pretty badly but some one picks up a gun he goes ape shit

would he be happy if some one used a knife instead of a gun?

talk about hypocrisy also the guys rich and most crimes happen due to not having money there are only the real crazies out there that do crime out of fun those are the ones that should be shot

>>32996104
>All these complaints about Batman
>Nobody complains about the GCPD Commissioner refusing to allow officers from outside agencies to carry firearms in Gotham
>Even while in uniform and working
No wonder the GCPD can't get anything done, every other law enforcement agency in the area is freezing them out and they're blowing all their money trying to defend this shit court.

>>33002939
>things that will never happen

You mean a conflict that has happened dozens of times through history?

>>32996104
Apparently you need an open carry license, but what about concealed carry? I wouldn't be surprised if Gotham was a fucked up enough zone that concealed carry is legal, but openly displaying it in any way is not, and Gordon/Batman are just being asses here.

>>32996319
Batman could probably work with the small bore diameter, but a shotgun would really allow for a lot of versatility as far as loads go.

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>>33000320
This is not an edit. Marvel has gone full leftard for the last three years or so and DC is now running the fucking tables.

>>32998631
We all are.

>>32999704
This, actually. Comics have always been politicized.

>>33003446
DC for the win it is.

>>32996104
Batman sperging out over guns will never not be funny because Thomas and Martha Wayne would still be alive if they carried for self-defense.

>>33002833
And yet we still live in a classical liberal society. The political fringes are pounded down and the underdog can still become president.

>>32998231
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>>33003772
I am kind of angry. I don't really get angry. Why they do dis.

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>>33003863
Shit my post didn't post!
>Superman.
>Raised as a Kansas farm boy.
>wants to ban guns.

>>32996407
Still... worth it...

>>33003772
>That one guy who refuses to lose his burger even if it means being gunned down
>Also, not sure about that pose, but he might be rapping amidst an apparent mass shooting
Truly this man is America.

>>32996611
Based Frank Miller

>>33003894
Metropolis can pervert even the most stalwart and alien minds.

>>33004158
So it's basically New York on steroids.

>>33004172
yeah, thats actually the entire premise of both metropolis and gotham, each just have different ideas about the city highlighted.

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>>32999584
>Implying there's a difference

>>32996104

I don't need to see the end to know that the moral of the story will invariably be some version of "guns 're le bad" and maybe with some grey areas in between so the author doesn't look like he is trying to push for an agenda.

>>33003680
Or if they didn't walk down dark alleys at night

>what is situational awareness

>>32999584
>minority vote
>is locked up
Kek

>>33002633
this issue created so much asshurt and it was wonderful

>>32996111
>>32996120
Is Batman the biggest hypocrite in the world?

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>>33003894
All you need is a shotgun, anon. It's not like Brainiac is ever going to attack you or something.

>>32998491
Forget the fact that Alfred has saved his life like twenty times with a 12 gauge.

>>32996104
>my Gotham
Excuse me batman? When did he make the laws?

>>32998491
Batman owns many guns in the Batcave, though. I never took him for anti-gun, and he's clearly not in favor a large, overreaching government.

>>32996120
>Argument is literally MY PARENTS ARE DDDEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDD
Good message

>>33004158
>>33004172
METROPOLIS IS IN KANSAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Newsflash : Super heroes are god-like peoples with shoddy morals that they use when it suits them, and abandon rapidly in the face of adversity.

Superman is one of the worst.

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>>33005303
Supes is alright when he isn't being written by somebody who can't do anything better than make him a villain for lack of any of the much better, more complex, or arguably right ones in DC.
Farm boy from Kansas trying to do right by the people is where it's at.

>>32996104
batman has always been a gun grabbing fag and i'm basically a goth. fuck batman, especially the nolan ones.

>>33005303
>Superman is one of the worst.
Superman's quality depends on who writes him, like >>33005375
said.

>>33003772
Slyly put 'Guns for Peace' sticker in bad picture, implying only idiots believe that
Is this writer retarded? Do they think in the ideal 50's guns weren't everywhere? That was the time you brought your hunting rifle to school, shot milsurp in the boy scouts, and Dad bringing you hunting was the first sign you were becoming a man.

>>33005485
I don't trust the majority of Marvel's writers to understand anything about anything anymore. They all just seem to want to push some fucking agenda but they're too out of it to actually get their shit straight.

>>33005485
>Is this writer retarded

If you gotta ask...

>>33004278
It is

>>33003446
How the fuck...
Is the editor actually writing that shit in where his words were supposed to be? And then publishing?

Oh holy fuck no.

>>33005723
>On January 27th, 2016, Marvel released the fourth issue of Angela, Queen of Hel,[1] an ongoing comic series centered around the titular angelic bounty hunter, which features a scene depicting Angela’s first encounter with Bor, the King of Asgard and her very own grandfather. Upon confronting her, Bor goes on what can only be assumed to be a politically incorrect tirade against Angela, as indicated by the author’s self-censored black-bar redaction notes in.

>>33005723
No, that would mean the editors at Marvel actually look at issues before they get published. And if they do actually check this shit out, they apparently think it's fine.

>>33000190
The Bundys aren't even from Oregon either. They come here all hot and bothered from Idaho and demand that Oregon land (and all other public land) be opened up for ranchers, miners and loggers to despoil. As an Oregonian it made me furious. Your desire to clear-cut, strip mine, and trample Mt. Hood to get rich does not preclude my right to enjoy the beautiful forests of the PNW I grew up next to.

>>33005303
There are some great supes stories out there... Single best panel in comics. Prove me wrong.

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>>33007976
Forgot pic

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>>33007976
>Prove me wrong.
Done.

>>33000062
hey now, you're forgetting the BLM fuckery that went on with the 'endangered turtles' and the Chinese financed solar panels
He tried to send the money to the state since the BLM wasn't actually doing upkeep on the land as well

Not to mention the militarized response by a supposedly bureaucratic department

>>33005246
>a major city that attracts all sorts of shit is in fucking Kansas

>>33009222
>stop grazing on this land
>I do what I want nigger this is a free country
>we have a court order, stop grazing on this land
>if you fuck with my cattle, I'll shoot you

I have to imagine the Trump DOJ will be significantly more sanguine about this kind of thing than Obama's was.

>>33002644
>he doesn't new york reload his AT of choice
What a fucking normie.

>>33009329
>>stop grazing on this land >I do what I want nigger this is a free country >we have a court order, stop grazing on this land >if you fuck with my cattle, I'll shoot you

>procedes to shoot cattle and bury the bodies, bring out a high speed operator wannabe unit and set up "1st amendment zones" and generally try to intimidate the bundy's, until the 2nd amendment brigade comes in and they back down

I'm not saying that the Bundy's were in the right legally, but the feds tried to roll up with WACO/ Ruby Ridge tactics and expected no pushback from it

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>>33005123
Alfred is the hero /k/ deserves.

>>33009407
>guy repeatedly uses force to attempt to thwart a court order
>feds eventually escalate force

I have to imagine AG Sessions just having him droned.

>>33009474
>Alfred
I always wanted to write, or at least read, a one off graphic novel where Joker is shot dead in Wayne manor, Batman/Bruce is horrified and Alfred is sitting there, quietly, shotgun neatly sitting on the table as he waits for the police to arrive to take his statement.
>"Enough was enough, Master Bruce."

>>33009498
>shithead private citizen disregards the law
>guess that makes it ok for us to roll up 50 deep in army surplus we bought for pennies on the dollar and shoot some heads of cattle while we confiscate them
> these protesters are annoying, lets set up 1st amendment/ free speech zones and corral these protesters into it
>oh shit now they're bringing guns, better back off before we cause battle of Athens 2: Militia Boogaloo

Given that the BLM didn't know the applicable laws EG mother+ calf counts as one head of cattle not two, "endangered turtle" that they were letting be displaced by that solar plant, I have to think that there was some other, political, reason for this shit to be happening besides the reason that some guy didn't want to pay a <$1000/ year grazing fee

>>33009329
>>33009222
You know I would understand your perspective.

If it weren't for the fact that the BLM director in charge of said Bundy shitstorm wasn't being investigated for corruption too.

So I would look at both sides with a grain of salt. But first amendment zones are legitimate bullshit.

>>33009474
are there are Alfred-centric comics?

>>33003446
I think that's satire.

>>33004878
>Paw and Maw Kent ain't having none of that shit today

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>>33011643
I dig Alfred's taste in firearms, but surely he has something that isn't so antiquated, right?

>>33005947
>they apparently think it's fine.

Apparently not, just a couple of weeks ago, Marvel came out and essentially said they're going to be focusing on actual stories and leaving out political bs. The Angela Queen of Hel story line being one of the main factors in that decision. Marvel is starting to see that comic readers don't like their PC bullshit being shoved down their throats, and their seeing the rapid decline in sales as proof of that.

>>32996104
yeah batman, we should all use our billions to go run off in an emo huff to become ninjas, because your billionaire parents were too fucking stupid to not go parading around nogville in the middle of the night.

goddamn i hate batman most of the time.

>>32996233
he had an M14 in DKR.

he also had 1911's back in the golden era.

>>33011728
>and their seeing
they're*

>>33011728
So long as it's a shift back to good storytelling and not pushing political agenda, that's great.
I hope they actually mean it though.

>>33000131
that was the govt using bullshit excuses to grab the land for the uranium deposits on it.

look up mineral one sale to russia. its some really shady ass shit.


>>33002812
BatBeyond is too good to ever translate to a vidya.

>>33005485
my grandfather used to get free M1 carbines, garands, and Krag-Jorgensons for renewing his NRA subscription in the 50's and 60's.

>>33011428
batman Earth one.

BASED SAS ALFRED.

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>>33003863
Made them into one image if anyone wants it.

>>33002599
Fuck off. Rebirth has been great. It's undone so much of the Nu52, it's glorious.

>>33011805
So do I. I want a return go actual GOOD story lines that are at least an attempt at a thought out plot, with fleshed out characters.

>>33011824
thanks, will check

>>32996104
>There will never be a NRA theme super hero.

>>32996204
>I wonder which side the author is trying to have us sympathize with

Author could just be following canon, not everyone has an agenda

>>33011977
Punisher?

>>33011844
You beautiful bastard.

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>>33011977

>>33001574
Long Halloween, Dark Victory, The Dark Night Returns for comics.

Under the Redhood and Batman the Animated Series are solid for cartoons. Even if BTAS is now a little dated.

>>33003538
DC is too busy having every man within 100 miles of Wonder Woman turn into a straw misogynist.

>>33011844
I loves the implication that Supes is winning because he's overloaded Flash's brain with how stupid he's being.

>>33011844
>I want to get rid of guns
>checkmate
>what ideas?
>I want to discuss some ideas with you
>there's no way of knowing that
>no
>how fast can you think

I'm new to this type of comics, but is that character supposed to be so fast that he answers questions BEFORE they are asked? I'm finding it a bit hard to follow the dialogue.

>>33012597
Nigger are you reading it right to left like a manga?

>>33012614
Yes?

>>33012616
Jesus Christ.

>>33012616
What are you stupid or something?

>>33012616
American comics are different my man, read left to right.

>>33007970

>>33007970

You don't have a right to a view simply because you grew up near it. Whoever owns the land has the right to it. If you value the land as scenery you need to demonstrate that by out bidding those who value it for resources, but remember the whole time the government can arbitrarily tell you what the land should be used for.

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>>33012616
That's some advance weeb shit there, son. I'm going to hope you're from Sun-Rises-In-The-East and leave it at that.

>>33011664
>implying Bruce would let him keep anything in the manor that isn't heirloom or antique quality.

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>>33012616
holy shit

>>33011428
There's the bultering from injustice

>>33012616
Kek. I admit I've experienced the typical second or two of confusion when switching between chinese erotic lithographs and regular comics, but come on man.

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>>32996104
>dressing up like a bat and breaking criminal's pelvises is alright
>being a one man cop without any legal authority is alright
>but if you want to carry a gun in the most crime-ridden city in America you're out of your fucking mind
No wonder Gotham has so much crime, the second amendment must only exist on paper there.
>>33011805
They're not firing anybody, so I wouldn't hold my breath. They're not their own company anymore, only disney has the authority to make that decision. Their word means nothing.

>>33015743
batman is a cuck posing as a badass. it's subtle jewry.

>>32998242
>Raised by honest Kansas farmers
>Anti-gun
Hmmm.

>>33013348
>implying Alfred, a former MI6 agent, can't hide things.

>>33017206
>Hiding things
>From the goddamn Batman

>>33017321
You have to imagine that Master Wayne doesn't give a shit about the dining arrangements, and Alfred has a Webley behind the fine china drawers and a holland and holland under several hundred soup spoons.

>>33017321
>Implying 'le guhdurn batman' is somehow more crafty than a high ranking British intelligence agent.
Alfred could hide a 12 gauge under the seat of the batmobile if he fucking wanted to.

>>33013348
Bruce is nouveau-riche. He doesn't give a shit about antiques and luxury, his entire focus is being Batman. It's only because of Alfred that he doesn't just live in his cave like some sort of savage.

>>32996233
>rimmed straight-walled cartridges
>looks like a Pedersen

I gotta get me one of those there Bat-rifles.

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Does Batman even have a good argument in this comic? Or is it just 'muh code'?

>>33017709

This shit right here is why batman will always be third rate in my eyes....

>>33017719
Batman wouldn't kill Hitler if he had the chance.

>>32998231
See, this is what drives me nuts. Clark is the son of a non-corporate farmer in -rural- Kansas. Jonathan Kent, at least in the nineties, was in the service as a young man.

Coming from almost that precise background myself, I -sincerely- doubt that Jon or Clark would be anti-gun. Batman makes sense, given his origin. But Superman, being in almost all respects a living weapon, shouldn't.

Clark should at the very least be the proponent of responsible ownership, especially given his power set. Superman is all about that kind of responsibility.

>>33005375
I always loved Supes' absolute OUTRAGE that Shazam should give these powers to a child.

Angry Protective Dad Supes is best Supes.

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>>33002633

I'm not a big capeguy but I always liked superman over batman. Superman intentionally aims to be that larger than life superhero, a king arthur. Batman is a milquetoast anti-hero like one of those japanese half-assed anti-heros who is brooding and mealy mouthed edgy. He's not full edge full anti-hero like the based Punisher (who is fucking awesome as hell), and he's not full ideal full heroic like superman.

And then you have the blatant selfish nature of his whole oath to not kill. Just about groaned when he delivered that remark in the first nolan movie of "I won't kill you - but I don't have to save you".

I loved batman beyond though.

>>33017709

Code and the deus ex machina of the writers not wanting to lose their go-to villains. Buncha fuckers - if I can lose Goddamn BARRACUDA then they can lose the joker.

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>>33017719
Just remember anon. It's wrong to kill someone, but it is OK to drive them to suicide.

>>33017709
A man who breaks his own principles cannot be trusted. Since Batman is supposed to be the Dark -Knight-…well, you fill in the blanks.

>>33003446
he sounds epic like a villain should be then he goes and is ruined dam it

>>32998317
He accurately points out Batman has all sorts of gadgets which are just as if not more dangerous than a pistol.

>>33009474
backstory?

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>>33018580
Alfred is a cool guy. That's all you need to know.

>>33017906
Knights killed people all the fucking time.

>>33017863
>poor-little-white-boy.jpg

>>33015743

I seem to remember in one of the episodes of the Animated Series that since Batman was the guy who busted the criminals. By law they had to go to the asylum since they weren't arrested by the police.


Personally, I think the punisher has the right idea. There is no justice, just punishment.

>>32996416
I cant tell which side youre on and i love it

>>33012977
Well right now "the people" own the land. Not "the person".

>>33017869
Why the fuck is Joe Chill, a robber from the 1930's, using a frankenstein 1911, instead of a S&W M10 or something like that?

>>32996104
Can someone give me a link to this issue?

I wanna know how this pans out.

>>33012597
>>33012614
>>33012616
>>33013326
someone put me in the cap

>>33020526
Hello r/4chan's frontpage!

>>33016118

For when it was written it does make sense.

My great grandfather was old and rural and apalled when he learned that my dad took me shooting "for fun". As far as I know he only ever owned a single shot break action that he used for putting down livestock and hunting.

Those 'one shot per minuet bench rest only no fun allowed' ranges are a holdover from when most people who owned guns did so for purely utilitarian reasons. I can easily see old country folk telling young Clark Kent "don't ever touch a gun, its dangerous and you might kill somebody" and that being his entire experience with them outside of criminals shooting at him.

>>33019626
>Doesn't know about Oswald

>>33020473
He see's the error of his ways and that guns are bad (even though they literally saved their lives) and gets an "I told you so" by Batman when he hands his gun.

>>33020632
Thanks for saving me 12 bucks.

I almost bought it to see Batman get BTFO. Looks like I'll have to wait again.

>>32998231
You forgot to tell everyone what it's from and why Superman is being such an authoritarian fuck
>>33017759
>>33016118
>>32998333
>>33020608
>>33003894
It's from the Injustice: Gods Among Us prequel series
essentially, this is the timeline where the Joker nuked metropolis and killed Lois Lane(along with superman's unborn child)
Because of the trauma of losing his home a second time, Superman goes full authoritarian and his morals start slipping as well(eventually he joins the Sinestro corps and murders half of the Justice League because 'they're a threat'). Pretty sure a few pages just before or after that, Superman permanently cripples some guy who stands up to him when he tries to put down an anti-superhero riot.
This all culminates with Emperor Superman ruling the world through fear, and anyone who opposes him gets beaten into bloody chunks.

>>33000131
Other way around, from what I remember.

They tried to pay, and the government refused to accept the payment, under the novel legal theory that if they didn't accept the payment, they could declare them in violation and kick them off, whereas the enabling statutory language didn't grant them that power without going back through Congress to get it modified.

Kind of like closing the registry on full-auto weapons, except without the fig-leaf of a supposed congressional vote to make it legal.

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>>33012616
Anon...

>>33022721
Are kryptonite bullets not a thing?

>>32998999
>>33003772

based redskull.

>WouldVoteFor/10
>Red Skull for prez 2020
>Make America Hyrda Again

>>33022774
No, Bundy tried to pay Nevada instead of the blm (sent directly to the governors office irrc), which resulted in returned checks.

>>32996104
>>32996111
>>32996120
>>32998231
>>32998242
>>32998254
>>32998271
Wtf I love green Lantern and flash now

>>33022894
good luck killing a superman who's already murdered several people for just verbally opposing him and can move at over 2000 miles/second

>>33022721
So are there some versions of superman who support the second amendment?

>>33023042
Wasn't that because BLM refused to take his checks?

>>33023208
Nope. That would be stupid, 2 different judges ordered him to pay the BLM.

His orginal case and the appeal.

He did not pay since the early 90s.

>>33023200
Literally every version of Superman who isn't Emperor Superman, Communist Superman or Nazi Superman(yes he exists)
Supes stands for truth, justice and the American way

>>33023170
Or shit, just make a kryptonite smoke grenade. Anything to slow him down so that you can kill him. Can't be that hard if the entire planet is against him.

>>33003446
I honestly feel like this visual gag could work if the author didn't get so preachy with it, which is kind of ironic given the whole "unsolicited opinions" bit.

>>33008971
the "OH GOD NO STAIRS" facial expression is hilarious and makes this image beautiful.

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>>33023170
>implying Superman wouldn't just stand there and try to tank the bullet because he's grown arrogant and complacent in his powers.

>>33022721
>It's from the Injustice: Gods Among Us prequel series
so it's shit from video games then basically

>>33011587
people overstate how SJW comics have gotten --most of it is still pretty standard capeshit-- but that one was not satire and iirc the writer for that one was some chick who did get canned for just not being a good writer.

>>33011636
the perspective on that shotgun is giving me a headache

>>33002681
flash is pure

in a canon full of edgelords with big ideas about getting rid of [thing] forever, he's just a hometown boy with good intentions and reasonable opinions

>>33005485
>he thinks that whole tirade is just "lol guns r bad"
if anything, it's probably making fun of mallninjas specifically than saying anything about guns either way

>>33007997
wtf

>>33003446
I could understand if they went for the "we had to censor this because it's just THAT cuhrayzeee!" gag, plenty of other media have done it just fine, but what would some ancient viking care about blacks or MRA "meninist" stuff or fucking israel?

>>32999622
Americans are touchy as shit and can't calm down about their FOTM rage piece for five minutes to have a nice comic or vidya or movie.

>>33008971
I one did this to my mom.
It was funny since the stairs were in a hospital.

>>33023170
>>33022894
In that universe him and Lex were bros and Lex destroyed most of the world's supply before Superman went mental.

>>33011742

1911 in Year 2

>>33002644
This character isn't very smart even in his own manga...

>>32998999
What the fuuuu- HAIL HYDRA!

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>>32996233
a wolverine, apparently

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>>33027918
and a SCAR-16

>>33017739
Last time someone removed Hitler from history we had a MUCH bloodier USA-Russia world war and a almost end-of-the-world scenario involving a crazy psychic asshole

>>33028020
Take your tvtropes can't kill hitler bullshit elsewhere. The point is batman wouldn't kill anyone despite being this super-intelligent detective. Any idiot can figure out Joker kills more people every time he inevitably escapes from Arkham. Yet, don't kill him, justice in the most corrupt city in the world, amirite?
Seriously fuck batman. He's the type of person who calls you a bigot for wanting to screen mudslimes while he sits in his mansion behind million dollar security.

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>>33028185
>Take your tvtropes can't kill hitler bullshit elsewhere

Anon, you might have lived under a rock, be retarded or just underage

>>32998122
batman...carried a tok? Blyatman?

>>33011728
>Apparently not, just a couple of weeks ago, Marvel came out and essentially said they're going to be focusing on actual stories and leaving out political bs.
Sauce?

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>>33028240
>Blyatman
Yo know, you say that...

bampu

>>33020526
then add something of substance you shitstain