>Kurdish tanks It looks like an experiment from 100 years ago

>>32974141
What's wrong with just painting it brown

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>>32974141

That fuckin camo.

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that camo looks like the sky from spongebob

>>32974141
It looks like a tractor someone has welded steel plates to.

It's not great, but it's cheap and will do in a pinch.

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>>32974168
looks kinda like bold and brash. also belongs in the trash

>>32974193
Ya but why does it look like a modern art project?
No way ISIS is afraid of this thing.

>>32974141
Someone is probably very proud for making this and it might do it's job, what ever that may be

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>>32974141
It does kind of look like a Bob Semple

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>>32974141
Does this actually see combat? What's this things job?

>>32974310
These things are seeing combat right now in Syria.
I guess it's just supposed to absorb bullets.

>>32974310
Provide very minimal support for troops in it, I suppose. OP is wrong, it's not a tank, but a "homemade" APC... but what do I know about armored vehicles? That is just my guess.

Inside the vehicle, they hook up LCD monitors that you can easily buy from Best Buy and control it using a game joystick you can also buy from Best Buy.

Video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB1BDrFzFY0

PS. How to properly link videos on 4chan?

>>32974310
>What's this things job?
Probably provides some light support to infantry. Those gun ports could help in a pinch and I doubt standard bullets would be able to penetrate this thing. With that said, it looks like it moves slowly and I'm sure if it was hit by something like an RPG it would be dead in the water. Not a great design and it has shit camo but it could potentially be an effective stop gap if you had some real armored vehicles and infantry to support it.

>>32974310
>What's this things job?
Allow an impoverished force with minimal logistics to become a conventional fighting force as rapidly as possible.

>>32974223
>be Mohammed el Mohammed bin Mohammed
>after an aimless youth you travel to Syria to partake in jihad because it seemed like a good idea at the time
>you're now crouched behind a concrete retaining wall with an AK held together with bailing wire, duct tape, and the will of Allah
>inbetween firing the AK blindly while screaming Allahu Akbar you see OP's pic roll down the road
>you tell Abdul to hit it with the RPG only to discover that, due to continuous combat, airstrikes, and the needs of more important front, all you've got are some scratch built warheads capped with a crude impact detonator
>oh well, better than nothing
>with a mighty Allahu Akbar, Abdul bursts from cover and fires at the vehicle only to turn out that no, it wasn't better than nothing
>Abdul cops a couple rounds in the chest before he makes it back to cover
>you quietly ponder if whether or not anyone would believe you if you claimed to be a kidnapped aid worker

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>>32974141
This is the silliest war ever.

>>32974590
Who knew combining outdated technology and angry Muslims would be so fun?

>>32974632
ikr?
It's all so amazing to watch

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Utterly childish. They looked at a tank and tried to mimic it without understanding anything about what actually makes a tank useful. They could have put armor plates on a truck for an actually mobile assault vehicle.

>mfw someone calls moderate beheaders our friend

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This is the best war ever I swear

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>>32974694
>complains of others ignorance
>cant tell jihadists from kurds

>>32975039
That thing actually looks pretty damn aesthetic.

>>32974141
shooting it with paintballs was a good idea; that was probably a lot faster than applying camo by hand

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>>32974141
>Mombay m'bwa!

>>32974497
>partake in jihad because it seemed like a good idea at the time
kek

>>32974590
Does that thing have any kind of guidance? Can't see any control surfaces on the fins so I'm guessing no. Is it just "fire and hope it hits something"?

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WAAAAGH!

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>>32975740
WAAAAH!

>>32975740
>literally a rolling observation tower.

>>32974166
Splatoon army.

>>32974590
>Said the faggot from first world.

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>>32974141
This truly is the greatest timeline.

>>32974590
Wow. Who knew Muslims would be so Orky?

>>32975655
>Is it just "fire and hope it hits something"?

that's pretty much how every rocket, mortar, and cannon rigged up by the mudslimes works

>>32975655
this >>32977429
Islam doctrine is literally "Allah will guide our shots."

>>32975740
Holy shit, thats a naval AA mount.

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>>32977556

Turnabout is fair play.

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>>32975162
did someone say "aesthetic"?

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>>32977429
>and cannon rigged up by the mudslimes

>>32977678
>Quick Robin, to the Bat-technical!

>>32974141
Because it's following the same logic.Have tractor stick metal box on or over tractor. Behold Tonk.

>>32974149
Identification. ISIS already took desert colors so what's left is woodland and green.

>>32974141
why the hell does it have a Spongebob scene change spray painted on it?

>>32977692
That's pretty respectable, honestly.

and kinda badass

>>32977692
If that's a black powder cannon stolen from a museum, they managed to rig it up as a free floating barrel, which is kind of impressive.

>>32977768
I lol'd

>>32974141
>that PTZ camera tho

It's like a ghetto crow system, sans weapon

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>>32978074
it's a pretty common thing actually

>>32974590
Looks like a strange mix of the GLA mashed with Ork techieology.

>>32974590

>Kerbal Space Islam

>>32974310

That thing has been in service and survived for over a year, here it is from November 2015

https://twitter.com/conflicts/status/666966554962173952

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>>32976057
>be Nintendo
>realize that the Middle East is an untapped market of future NEETs too busy blowing themselves up to buy your stuff
>realize that with your new system coming out soon that this will be the best time to strike and corner the market in shifting sand land
>decide to send aid in the formed of sheet metal decorated to fit Splatoon's motif for Syrian war effort
>Syria too desperate to not accept ridiculous color scheme
>Even leave the Syrian word for Splatoon in the front, but ditch the haram squid girls until you can find someone skilled enough to put burqas on them

Product placement is getting a little ridiculous these days

>>32977807
>Isis
>having tanks

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>>32979358

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>>32974141
>Nickelodeon splats

>>32979358
Holy fuck kek

>>32974497
you forgot

>inshallah

>>32974149
but then it won't be camouflaged?

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>>32974141

>that security camera hanging out the top

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>>32974425
>PS. How to properly link videos on 4chan?

>>32979548

>when you forget to turn on the SAS on take off but you manage to turn it on in time.

>>32974590
holy shit, the guy in the lower left corner has the fucking Staff of Ra!

>>32975555
translation:

"comply or my partner is going to launch tennis balls at you"

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>>32975740

>>32974141
if it's stupid but does it's job then it's not stupid

>>32974141
>this "thing" has seen more credible action then most western military armoured vehicles have put together

wew

>>32979467
Yeah? They have a bunch. A lot captured and some created

>>32979765
Wtf kind of projectile is that? Also impressed that it works with the ballistic coefficient of a oxford shoe.

>>32978074
That canon maker backthen couldn't even imagine that his canon would still kill people hundreds of years later.

>>32979859
I believe its a wing tip

>>32979859
>ballistic coefficient of a oxford shoe.

That is the whole idea you gitz.

Enemy won't know how to dodge it.

>>32974229
It's an expedient tank made from a bulldozer.

>>32979548
Impressive aim

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>inb4 ww1 tank

>>32977692
They need to build land man-of-wars and do linebattles with them

It's better than nothing and when you have welders, cutting torches, scrap and construction equipment you might as well use what you have.

>>32979765
lel, the projectile tumbling like that and way it cuts to the explosion makes it look like it's from a sentai show

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>>32974141

>WHEN THE BOB SEMPLE TANK IS MASS PRODUCED, WE'LL PUT AN END TO THE FEDERATION IN NO TIME

>>32977678
we shall ride to Vahalla! All shiny and chrome!

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I wanna se that fight a Renault FT. Or an A7V.

>>32982217
Hey, BedBendersInc
[spoiler]nice[/spoiler]

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>>32982217

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>>32982318
oWo

H-how many FTs do the ayy-rabs have still?

>>32974590
NEED MORE DAKKA

>>32982325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP9huCf-iZM
at least two less than they did before

>>32981295
This needs red and yellow paint and a fisher price sticker

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>>32974141
>>32974590
>>32975039
>>32975740
>>32975975
>>32977692
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>32977281

> Cock rocket
> /v/

>>32979548
How are these fuckers managing to achieve this level of quality when NK has been working for 40 years and still has basically nothing to show for it

>>32982520
muslims produce a latent phsychic energy, get enough of them together and they think it can, it will

>>32982533
>there are like 3 billion muslims on earth
What if we gather them all into one place?

>>32974149
Cargo cult cammo.

>>32982520
You know how they say necessity is the mother of all invention? Well these guys really, really hate each other and have a need for a weapon system.


Meanwhile north Korea is busy not starving and watching propaganda that the capitalist pig dogs have even less food than they do...even though they get sent food aid from other nations...because reasons.


>Capatcha was helicopter, wonder if they have made any of those...

>>32982614
What do you think Mecca is? It's a giant anti-orbit laser...

>>32982533
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whxcq4I0kAo

>>32977768
Kek'd +1

>>32982520
They have the internet

>>32979616
lmfao

>>32979608
>>32980861
>>32982520
>>32979548
I'm pretty fucking sure that rocket was a dud. They didn't meant to hit that mosque.

>>32979765
Suspicious cuts tbqh.

>>32977768
Someone needs to make a Kurdish batman.

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>>32974590
>ACME's face when

>>32982980
Is this fucking real?

>>32982999
Sadly yes but at least this guy will get a pretty good selection of 40 virgins.

>expecting Kurds to not be useless desert parasites with retarded ideas

t. not a roach

>>32981295
that looks really cute tee bee ech

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>>32982999
You might be retarded.

I'm waiting for Andrew w.k. to pop out at some point and say this was all a reality show.

>>32982652
bullshit, the black box is were the 4chan servers are in

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>>32983385

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>>32983397

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>>32983402

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>>32983412

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>>32983423

>>32974590

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>>32983427

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>>32983435
that's all i have for ME vehicles.
I have some mad max tier ukrainian stuff if you want that

>>32978091
>they fire the gun from way the hell away in case it KB's

Turns out they aren't so stupid after all.

>>32983383
In my HS, chem teachers would celebrate Mole Day (October 23rd), since a Mol is 6.02*10^23 atoms. For extra credit, students were asked to make moles to celebrate. Some kids whittled them out of wood, or stuffed really crude felt versions, etc, but this one kid machined a solid alluminum mole.

This thing looks just like that kid's mole.

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>>32983427
lost

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>>32983383
>Yo dawg, we heard you like sloped armor, so we resloped your sloping sloped armor so that it's so sloped it makes a T-34 look like a Panzer IV by comparison

pic not Syrian War but still a modern internet war

>>32982881
There is already a turkish batman.

Yes, I am not joking. There is also a turkish spiderman, a turkish star wars and a turkish star trek. Great movies to watch stoned with friends.

>communism.avi

>>32982980
>>32982999
The gunner and driver were later thrown from a tall building for being raging faggots, per daesh law.

>>32982980
>neckbeard

>>32974694
Go tell that to the Killdozer. These earthmovers can lug significantly more steel around than a clapped out hilux with a rear differential that's been screaming for death for six years. If you want an armored support vehicle, that's what you do. If they have any ingenuity (only seems to be outlawed by wahhabi sect entirely) there will be voids filled with concrete to create an unreasonably effective composite panel.

>>32974694
These are Kurds you mongonaut.

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>>32981295
>>32982423
LT or bust

>>32983402
is that an old aa gun

>>32982706
Could have been a Sunni mosque.

>>32975039
This looks like it's gonna tip the truck over as soon as it fires

>>32984488
Maybe it was, but I don't think they were aiming at it.

>>32983439
Yes please, and thanks in advance

>>32982614
>3 billion
Where are you getting that figure from? The one I always hear is 1.6 billion.

>>32974590
>I'm Ahmed Knoxville, and this is my big brown rocket.

>>32974149
The horizon is gray

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>>32981295

>don't talk to me or my son again

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>>32974168
There's also KURD-PAT

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>>32975655
>Does that thing have any kind of guidance?

Divine guidance - Allah's will.

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>>32974141

Watching sand niggers fight should be televised in real time.

It's comedy gold.

In almost 6 years they managed to achieve less than like a week of WW2.

>>32974141
NEEDS MORE DAKKA!!!!!

>>32975039
>>32975039
that should read DAKKAAA CITY

>>32982093
this 100%

>>32984477
I think that's a fucking ZiS-2

>>32985729
kek

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>>32974590

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO!

>>32984523
>See Ahmed, with cannon on technical pointing the backwards
>technical save on fuel when retreat
>and when cannon pointing the front,
>save on brakes when arrive at enemy base.

Looking at the shit ISIS, the Kurds, and various Middle Eastern militias put together is fascinating.

Human ingenuity at it's finest.

>>32987182
its not ingenuity
its just retards putting crap that other people made on vehicles
>>32987096

>>32987328
better technical than you've ever made

>>32982706

With such a weapon if they hit none of their friendlies they were probably in the aim zone.

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>>32985792
>Emu portrait
Is that for spooking Australians?

>>32989783
>0:19
fucking lost

>>32989783
Baghdad Cars and Coffee

>>32989783
Always wondered where they filmed Mad Max...

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>mfw this whole thread

>>32974141
I think it looks cute. I'm not going to comment on its effectiveness.

>>32974193
Yeah, it's better than having no armoured vehicle. But I guarantee you, someone will do something stupid with it, and get it flipped or something. It even says "smetin" on it.

>>32974590
Abdullah Abu always has the best fireworks

In a way, its a massive shame that we'll never witness an ISIS navy.
It would be worthy of the mightiest of keks.

>>32990311
Israel has a navy.

>>32990330
Yeah but its not made up of speedboats with shit welded to them...
Or is it?

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>>32990339
>speedboats with shit welded to them...
Even worse, they have Zionist Jews on board!

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>>32990311
Iran come pretty close.

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>>32990401
Iran is fucking weird.

>>32974497
>>be Mohammed el Mohammed bin Mohammed

>>you quietly ponder if whether or not anyone would believe you if you claimed to be a kidnapped aid worker

Lost

>>32987352
I'm not brown and nor do I want to wage jihad on my neighbour for not letting me plough his daughter-wife, why would I need a technical?

>>32983423
>Look Achmed, we have an entire airport of vehicles to be turned into technicals!

>Take the Toyota

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>>32990506
>need
Hillary, please.

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>>32990311
There's always the tamil tigers.

>>32982915
Underrated

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>>32974590
It was not supposed to be a manual...

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old digger with metal plates?

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>>32974141
>It looks like an experiment from 100 years ago

All I see is a bulldozer with armor. Many militaries have them, they just don't have to use them as their APCs and MBTs lol.

>>32992042
>killdozer strikes again

>>32990466
>>32990401

So Iran designs all of their military equipment by trying to copy James Bond movies, right?

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>>32979765
>those wounded duck ballistics

Holy fuck had a good laugh

>>32974310
>What's this things job?

Propaganda.

>>32989902
>WITNESSED!!!!!

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>>32983383

>>32977692
Hory shit that cannon ball bounced off the building...keks

>>32979765
>Low-Velocity Allah Thrower.webm

>>32982093

>land man-of-wars
>not land-o-wars

You had one job anon

>>32977318
more like who would have guessed wh40k is realistic in the slightest?

>>32983383
How the fuck do they get that BMP turret to work practically? I think the main gun is only capable of aiming 5 degrees negative.

>>32983523
Cr1tikal gtfo

>>32979560
kek

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>>32974141
This is a disgrace

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>>32987096
wow they managed to be even more retarded than the 1941 Red Army

Were these things a bit more car-like you'd swear you ended up in Vangers

>>32974141
why would those retards paint it with a shitty attempt at woodland camo when theya re in the middle of a rust colored desert?

>>32984462
kek

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someone might enjoy these

>>32995239
fuckin saved

>>32974141
Bob semple's modern cousin

>>32974590
>When your hobby gets militarized

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>>32983402
>A fucking Zis-2

My god.

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>>32995891
Given how big a load trucks like that can carry in their buckets you can probably slap a lot of armour and weapons on them in absolute terms.
But there's a lot to cover, and it'll drink fuel.
And it's deeply impractical for going anywhere with infrastructure.

But still, I'd love to see something like pic related turned into a giant IFV or something

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fuck it, ukie mad max dump incoming

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>>33001641

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>>33001649

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>>33001661

>>32980813
Bush knew how

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>>32989743
>>Emu portrait
seriously?

>>32984523
>it's a mobile bunker
>because after the first shot blowing out the axles, it isn't moving anymore

>>32977429
Woow they're like Orks from 40-38k

>>33001299
Stick a Long Tom on that or something, Mobile Heavy Self Propelled Howitzer

>>32975740

Thank you for making that connection, good sir.

>>33002504
You're not thinking big enough - Ultra-Class trucks have a load capacities up to around 400 tons

I mean they can weigh more than that, unloaded, but they have enormous capacity.

Incredibly impractical, of course, but I'd love to see the sort of giant vehicle you could make if you looted one, or tried to build something on that scale with purely military intentions.
Sadly airstrikes, recovery, fuel and existing infrastructure are things that have to be taken into consideration

>>33002326
Oh okay I see it now. From the side on I saw the whole mouth as a beak

>>33003305
>Sadly airstrikes, recovery, fuel and existing infrastructure are things that have to be taken into consideration

Not really in fantasy scenario

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>>33003305
>ywn drive a modern siege tower during an assault on israel

>>33001652
dats bretty mad max

>>33004970
>modern sieges with 50 mph attack charge speed and bolts inserting into the castle walls

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>>33004970
Not being able to "go around" via airpower made ancient warfare something special - like Tyre, which before Alexander came along was an island.
Today, it's still a peninsular, because Alexander needed to drive his siege towers up to their walls.
That's the kind of dedication to war you just don't see any more.


I'm also reminded of a book I read as a kid... the bad guys had 3 story-tall assault tanks for urban operations, and actually used them to crash in on a group of armed rebels in a warehouse

>capcha was a signpost for the "fortezza"

>>33005458
>You will never build boats to cross a river while deforestating the local area

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>>33005490
>You will never permanently* alter geography so you can make war

>>33005601
>jewing the jews

>>32995891
>>33001299
>>33002504
>>33003305
>>33004289
Honestly if you had a really bitchin' SAM and early warning system that could automatically deploy countermeasures it's not at all impractical. Pop smoke, back up at 40mph, (a lot of those trucks have electric drives) fire flares, and blast off a MIM-104 at whoever shot at you all at the same time.

Yeah you would be limited to staying the fuck off of roads but in the desert you would be the undisputed king until the enemy threw everything they had at you. Still, I imagine one armored and armed to the teeth would be able to crush the shit out of most of what ISIS could bring to bear.

>tfw you wish you were a billionaire so you could make a fleet of landships to batter the dicks out of Raqqa.

>>32974141
>>32974166
>>32976057
>Hippie Camouflage Pattern
>M/2017 KURDPAT aka "desert flower power"

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Best dump my jihad jalopy folder.

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>>32982325
>>32982402
>>32982318

It always amazes me where stuff turns up and the daisy chain of events that got things places.

Also where the hell did they get parts to keep an ancient machine like that running?

and pic related, even the government owned vehicles are all wonky and have been for years

>>32974590
>This is the silliest war ever.

Shit works well enough to kill some of the enemy. War isn't some Wehrboo cosplay Ernst Rohm fagfag bootybeauty buttspelunking contest. War is about breaking shit and killing people.

Hell cannons are best invention though. Cheap, destructive and tho a bit imprecise you don't need much precision to drop a building.

>>32992432
>Tractor

Worst forced meme from 40k. The engine for Russ tanks is used in tractors. Not that the Russ used to be a tractor.

>>32974694
Tracks move armor over terrain that trucks immediately get stuck in, and dozers are geared for more torque than that application needs. Kinda slow, but trucks suck by comparison off-road.

>>32974141

>KILLDOZER V2 KURD BOOGALOO

>>32979467
>>Isis
>>having tanks

Lots of freshly abandoned Iraqi armor among them. IS are formidable which is why they are still in the fight.

>>33001712
>Underrated post

>>32983439
>I have some mad max tier ukrainian stuff if you want that

Yes, yes we do!

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I wonder what they'd do with something like this.

>>33006818
WE ARE NUMBER ONE

>>32977281
I hate how i can tell that someone is from finland just by looking a wooden dick.

>>33009728
*love

that's an awesome part of your culture and really quite funny
be proud of it

>>33005458
Did that book have pneumatic guns that used gumballs as less lethal rounds? And some sort of moonraker inspired trip to a bad guy spacestation on board a gyrating spaceship?

>>33006818
Mobile kebab base.

>>33006818
I know you're referring to the crawler, but I have to wonder what kind of fuel-air bomb you could make with the shuttle's ext tank...

>>33006818
Realize they don't know how to drive it and let it rot while they keep making shit out of Toyotas?

>>33006818
Probably stick a bunch of flags on it, and nothing else.

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I would love to see what could they do with a train.

>>32975740
Scanias have always been the terrorist lorry of choice

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>>32974590
>when terrorists are only at the level of WWII japan

>>33010157
My nigger

>moonraker inspired trip
That never twigged, as I'd not seen Moonraker. But yes.
I don't think the Satellite was gyrating though, it just wasn't all that stable

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>>32983514
Ukrainians love bringing their crazy motorcycles to war.

>>32974141
>Go to kindergarden
>make all the kids make a shape with a pile of cardboard boxes
>Find the most suitable one
>Afterwards use fingerpaint on it
>Done...

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>>33001646
this one's fucking cool

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>>33001652
Myadd moxx

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>>32974141
ISIS taking inspiration Germany.

>>33006818
MOBILE OPPRESSION PALACE

>>33012766
uhm...? what?

>>33012921
bait target

>>32990547
I'm always impressed at the Tamil Tigers achievement in terms of organisation

>>33006058
i wonder if you could use the electronics for the AHEAD munition to turn this thing into a giant anti infantry XM25

>>32982402
So fucking sad that these sandniggers dont even realize what they throw out on the dump.

>>32983397
this is libya in one picture

>>32989783
libya is madmax in real life

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>>32981295
>inb4 Wiesel

It's adorable!

>>33006109
Hey, maybe he's in a Siegfried Light Tank!

>>32974141
If these are the people marching on Raqqa, ISIS was overhyped.

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>>32974141
gay bulldozer

>>32994437
I would imagine that would only operate in open desert terrain

>>32974141
100 years ago? Try 70. The Bob Semple, you know.

>>32974632
>Who knew combining outdated technology and angry Muslims would be so fun?
No one. Especially not the muslims.

>>32982881
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey

>>32979948
Thank you Mr. Hutz

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>>32983397

>war increases tech blah blah blah


has the welding skills in the middle east soared or are all of these clap traps barely sustainable?

how has the fuel for welding been compromised by total anarchy and battles?

>>32974141
>the Nickelodeon Camo

>>32974141
Reminds me of the Spanish Civil War and the makeshift vehicles the CNT-FAI cooked up

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>>33018310

>>32977692
Israel, in her fight against her mudslime neighbors, used cannons from the Napoleonic wars and from Mexico as well

They called the Mexican ones "Las Cucarachas", and the French ones "Little Napoleons" or something like that

I'm not creative enough to make this shit up, I saw it on an old episode of Tales of the Gun

>>32995891
That gives me an erection.

>>33012167
is that an m18 turret

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>>33006818
>giant tracked mobile platform
[spoiler]>mfw supcom fat boy could be a thing[/spoiler]
W H E N
H
E
N

>>33018381
>her
cringe, and they used old weapons because they were too cheap to make them themselves.

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When failure is not an option.

>>33011747
fucking kek
completely true; they'd probably paint slogans on it as well

>>33006008
Those parts are in shipping containers, untouched since 1980 and collecting dust sitting in a harbor

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>>33020438
No, it is an entire M18.
They just stuck some extra armor around it.

>>32987182

They're just Muslim Rednecks.

You'd see the same kind of shit from country bumpkins in the US if we ever had a civil war.

Rural folks know how to nigger rig

>>33021885

I can see ISIS executing faggots one at a time with that saw

>>32974141
Skoda goes mod.

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>>33022741
>that thumbnail

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>>32990526
>upholstered gunners seat
Nice.

>>32981295
>His fucking arm sticking out
>A pistol

Holy fuck dude I'm dying rn

>>32975121
Commie kurds need to die like the allah faggots

>>32979548

>It's ok Ahmed, we'll just blame Assad for this too.

https://youtu.be/uZEqR63k0kU

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>>32984523

>>32983556

But first they were raped.

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I want ISIS to turn this into a SVBIED

>>33006818

They would probably just try to nuke heaven and kill the christian god.

>>32995289
>Katyusha
>Retarded
Assblasted German detected.

>>33001299
>>33005873
Pretty sure it's just for suicide bombing. Thing of how much explosive material and scrap metal you could pack into that thing.
That'd be it's only real offensive use.

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>>33005949

>>33012777

Underated

Great thread