Have any of you actually needed to use your CC or is it just a meme?

>>32972213
Have any of you actually needed to use your penis, op, or is it just a meme?

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>>32972213
>actually owning guns
>on /k/

>>32972213
coraline was pretty good

>>32972259
I am no erect

youll probably need it incase an officer asks if you got any weapons on your body if not they might arrest you. CC also shows that you are trained to use your weapon.

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>>32972286
sure you are, desu

>>32972213
Have any of you actually needed to use your fire extinguisher or is it just a meme?

>>32972213

I hope never to have to use it.

It's just a meme.

Defensive use of firearms is so rare as to be statistically irrelevant.

For all intents and purposes it doesn't exist, just like white-on-black sexual assault.

>have any of you actually used the powerful magnets you keep to wipe the child porn off your hard drives in case of an FBI raid, or is it just a meme?

>>32972213
I've never actually pulled my gun on someone, if that's what you're asking.

>>32972403
>implying i haven't successfully hacked the fbi

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>>32972241
Quality post

>>32972213

I haven't actually needed to use my fire extinguisher, but I still keep one around. Same logic applies. Also this is a shitty thread and you're a shitty OP

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grandfather shot and killed an intruder in the 1990s

brother and sister were both robbed at gunpoint

You don't need a gun, until you do

>>32972555
>hack the FBI
Sounds like too much work. I just camouflaged my house, so that any of Google's pictures of it just look like a small wooded area. The FBI will never find me now, because when they look up my street address, they won't see a house

>>32973684
I should get a fire extinguisher

>>32972213
Twice. Both times because of animals.

First. A bear was attacking my garbage can and then went after the wife's cat. Fire a shot and the bear ran off.

Second. Heroin addict neighbor had some shit dog he doesn't take care of. Thing kept coming into my lawn tearing apart my trash can and shitting everywhere. Eventually it starting charging me and my family when we would be outside. Called the cops multiple times, they did nothing. Finally I just shot the thing.

>>32972213
I walked in on a guy breaking into my dad's truck the day before I got my first handgun. Chased him off with a fuckyoubright light and a pocket knife. Considering he had about five inches and 60 pounds on me I probably would not have gotten out of that fight in much better shape than him if he hadn't chosen to book it for his bike and fuck off.

>>32972213
I had my CC on me the day my school was shot up. I left class about two hours before the shooting went down. Another student asked me to stay and help her but I went home and took a nap instead.

>>32975067
>such is life in freedom land
when you could need a good guy with a gun, to proof good guys with guns are useful there is none

>>32975067
What school?

>>32972213
had a CC down in GA (Hinesville- Savannah area) while stationed at Ft Stupid. never needed it, but then again I stayed out of the darker parts of town. it did feel good to know I had it on my hip if I needed it

>>32975067
What school did you go to?

>>32973684
>not strategically having your bladder 80% full at all points in time
They laughed when i pee like a pregtand woman, but laugh they will not when my urine is all that stands between them and the burning hell of ignorance which rages before us.

>>32975291
>>32975322
It's a joke nimrods
The student that asked him to help is the one who shot up the school
Fuck niggas

>>32975486
See >>32975067
>asked me to stay and help her

Women don't shoot up schools, everyone knows it's always a racist white male

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>>32972213
>needed to take it out and use it
no
>been in a situation where I was glad to have it
several

its the peace of mind that I like

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>>32975291
>>32975322
Pic related.

>>32975519
He was actually some fucking retard who thinks guns are too easy to access and that schools aren't safe because of this. He shot up the school to prove his point. Liberals, folks.

>>32972555
>implying I'm not the FBI

I've just started CCing part time.
It kind of is a meme and kind of isn't. I see where the guys who say shit like "never know when you're gonna need it" are coming from but Im also not naive.

In my part of town I don't CC because its all retired folks. I'm not naive enough to feel like Im in danger here. Sure it could bite me in the ass, but man I left my keys in my car for 5 hours the other day and I still have my car.

Going into town however? The fucking natives are causing more and more trouble, robbing and stabbing people and shit. The sole reason I even CC is when I have to trek through this area.

But no I haven't used it.

>have any of you actually had a home alarm go off?
>have any of you actually needed to lock your car and house doors?
>have any of you actually make use of a smoke detector or fire extinguisher?

>>32972259
oh man is she pretty.

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>>32978995
She's even prettier nowadays

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>>32979275

>tfw no longer have a pretty blonde hair+blue eyed gf

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>>32979690
>404 feel not found, can't compute empathy

>>32972213
it's a meme, go ahead and turn in your funs right now, i doubt you owned any to begin with though

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>>32979708

>>32978872
I Idont know which of your choices is providing you the bigger false sense of security

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>>32979733
How many times have ruined a girl in 100 years?
also
>THREE
we are far better than that

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I've posted this before but I'll share it again for posterity
>driving home from in-laws house 4 states away
>middle of fucking nowhere, Missouri
>stop at gas station at 1:30 AM, wife and 5 month old asleep in the car
>start pump, lock doors, go inside for coffee and junk food
>at register paying, see crackhead looking wigger approach my car through front door
>drop $10 on the counter and rush out
>"Hey buddy, back away from my car"
>wigger reaches for door handle, as he turns I see something like a knife or screwdriver in his hand
>drop coffee
>draw Glock 30 and level the sights at his head
>"I SAID BACK THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT"
>he sees the gun and bolts off into the woods
>mfw I get back in the car with my heart in my throat and waifu says "who were you talking to out there?"

Back when I was selling weed I hit a kid with brass knuckles that I carried. So I guess kind of.

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Have any of you actually needed your smoke detector or is just a meme?

>>32980938
How else do you know your waffles are done?

>>32972213
I can cc without a license in NC now. But you still have to buy a permit through the local sheriff's department and wait to hear back to buy a handgun. Its really fucking annoying.

>>32980747
Nice

>>32980951
>waffles
>not french toast

You're a fucking pleb.

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>>32972213
I've actually had to use my CC once but I was cleared of any wrong doing cuz the police didn't have enough evidence to prove I did it out of malice even though it was dark and they didn't even shoot.

>>32972213

Yes.

>Walking to a friends before work
>Someones dog jumps it's fence and is roaming free
>It sees me as a threat and starts dashing across the street at me
>ohshit.jpg
>I get into my shooting position and brace for the attack
>It gets within 3 feet showing it's teeth about to pounce, probably bluffing
>Know it's probably bluffing, but I don't care
>Sparked it the fuck up

I was pissed but thank god I had a gun and I was glad to kill a dog. Fuckin hate dogs. Gave it a few more rounds than I had to but fuck dogs.

>>32972376
Yeah, I put out an outdoor cigarette fire at one the apartment buildings where I live. Goofy kid just standing there watching it while the fire was spreading. It was same day they were putting out new pine needles AND all of the grass was dead and dried out. It took me like three extinguishers to get most of it and then one of the employees from the leasing office got one and help me finish putting it out. Fire Dept got there shortly after, but all of the buildings use gas and I didn't want to wait.
>>32980951
Thanks for the laugh

>>32972351
Wrong and wrong

>>32972259
There are a few us here that actually have guns. Not many, but a few

>>32981711
>implying cats aren't the worst animal desu

>>32981711
ATF pls go

>>32981863

Cats
>Quiet
>Unobtrusive
>Self-Reliant

Dogs
>Loud
>Obtrusive
>Constant need for attention and social environments

Dog delusion. Pets are pretty nigger tier in general but dogs take the prize for total shit tier. I need only to talk a walk around the neighborhood to figure out which pets are shit. Hint: It's the ones constantly barking and running up to people.

I also notice only women have dogs. Older men 60+ whose dogs are able to walk calmly alongside them with no leash are the last respectable dog and owner. Any younger and it's typically a woman or a beta cuck. Most dogs are purchased out of wedlock. Couples who move in together and buy a dog because they are like their psuedo children. Then of course they break up and the dogs have an owner that probably resents them. Dogs are fatherless niggers in the modern era and should be hung.

>>32972213
I've killed three niggers

>>32981711
>>using a firearm against anything under 100lbs

Found the faggot

>>32981600
What?

>>32981966

Dog owning nigger detected. Felt good too. 3 round of .357. 1 in the chest instantly shut it down. Pumped 2 in hits head for the owners.

Heh.. Sorry, kid. Didn't mean to trigger you.

>>32972213
Yes. But when I needed it I was carrying.

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>>32972259
She kind of looks like Tim Robbins from the eyes up.

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>>32981863

>>32981946
Sorry, dude, but you're autistic. You should go see a doctor.

>>32982099
>>32981966

Heh. Dubs don't lie huh. Sorry, kid. Go sniff your dogs toxoplasmosis shit more. Or just let him lick the inside of your mouth after it's licked it's own balls.

Better yet, move to Canada. Heard they legalized sucking dog dick. Yeah. That sounds like your kinda scene, Jack.

>>32975067
Bullshit.

Russiancock.jpg

>>32981966
What is a pitbull? What's a boar? What's a big cat?

>>32981983
Was almost robbed at gun point while fishing once, so I went and got my CC permit and bought a gun. I was confident enough to go to the same spot again and fish till dark, but then these 3 fuckers decide to go rob some sport fishermen. As we were leaving a car pulls up, I load my gun and they come out of the car and one goes to my dad's suv, another goes to the driver side of my friends truck and the last guy approached my dad and me. He asked us for our money saying they were all carrying guns, so my dad gives them some money but he gets frustrated when I told him that my dad was the only one carrying money with him and he decides to turn around and rack his gun in front of me, so I draw and open fire as soon as he turns towards me, I shoot all three without being fired upon and the ones that were near the cars didn't have their guns in their hands. The police were not happy about the incident saying that those people don't kill people they just rob them but then again they should have been caught by the police a long time ago.

>>32982665
ya dun good.

>>32982131
>dog
>toxoplasmosis
Are you high?

>>32982665
This story sounds like something you think up while driving home from work.

>>32982043
Yeah, you shouldn't feel good about shooting a dog. You're a fucked up insecure asshole. But hey you've got a bright career in law enforcement.

>>32975011
Have you considered a career with the ATF?

>>32972213
my great grandfather pulled a grandstand on a bunch of union workers during WWI.

i will share
>grandfather gets to work one day, some time after america joined WWI.
>he builds ships.
>notices some guys standing around trying to get people to join a union.
>grandpa ignores and goes on about his day.
>next day they approach him
>"no, im not interested we just joined the war we wouldnt be doing our part."
>union workers are angry and leave
>a few weeks past and the approach a few more times each time with greater numbers
>he doesnt trust the union workers
>next day before he leaves home he grabs to packages and puts them inside of his coat pockets.
>when he gets off work he notices a group of about two dozen men are following him.
>union men carrying weapons like bored and pipes.
>he finds a straight and empty straight and stops
>he turns around and tells them to leave or die.
>they continue towards him
>he reaches into his left coat pocket and pulls out a package and unwraps it revealing a single action revolver.
>he then unloads into the crowd, dropping 3 and wounding 2.
>they scatter for cover
>then they come out realizing he was out of ammo.
>they began to lurch toward him again.
>he then reaches in his right pocket and tears through the package.
>now he has another revolver in his hands and he unloads once more.
>this time killing 4 and wounding 1.
>the union scatters for good and he walks home.

>>32972401
Actually there's no way of accurately knowing the number of defensive firearm usages, just the number of justifiable homicides

>>32983231
newspaper article?

>>32983231
I feel like that's a lie, but it was before the NFA.

So I want to believe it.

Have any of you actually needed to use your seatbelt or is it just a meme?

Have any of you actually needed to use your fire extinguisher or is it just a meme?

Have any of you actually needed to use 911 or is it just a meme?

Have any of you actually needed to use CBR or is it just a meme?

>>32984108
CC kept me from being roughed up badly by a couple of gang types in the 80s. They pulled knives I pulled my gun and they ran.


>>Have any of you actually needed to use your seatbelt or is it just a meme?
Kept me from eating a dashboard twice so far.

>>Have any of you actually needed to use your fire extinguisher or is it just a meme?
Used two last year when my air handler in my house did a stop and catch fire exercise.

>>Have any of you actually needed to use 911 or is it just a meme?
Ummm five times. two criminal three medical


>>Have any of you actually needed to use CBR or is it just a meme?

You mean CPR? Once....


Damn I'm unlucky.

>>32982784

Dogs eat shit because they're niggers. They eat cat shit and can become infected themselves.

>>32982858

>Y-you shot Gizmo?!
>Y-you're so i-insecure!!
>Y-you'd make a great c-cop! B-b-bootlicker!!

Don't ask, don't tell /k/ommando right here. Yeah I feel fuckin' good. One less violent nigger dog off the street. One less undisciplined nuisance. Better him than some kid. Keep suckin' off Fido and Spot though, you fucking leaf.

>>32972213

Had some one hold me at knife point. After I got the gut feeling that physical harm was gonna come to me, I ended up bum rushing him, picking him up and slamming him onto the curb (it was a lil spic, who was half my size in height and weight) his head hit the cement really good, knocked him the fuck out.

All this, because some stupid lil spic thought I was yelling shit at him.

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>>32981832
The best prat of being a hasguns is being able to tell 99% of /k/ they're wrong regardless of opinion.

>>32972213
well, there's the guy that liveblogged himself shooting BLM protesters.

Ironically, he'll never own guns again. I wonder if I could buy his at a discount?

>>32972241
Fpbp

>>32987820
Well, he could always get a BP revolver.

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>>32981711
Illegal

>>32989469

No charges filed against me, heh. Cry more, dog fucker.

>be me
>poor ass college kid
>buy $200 LCP for CC
>get home from library at midnight
>take a shower
>forgot my backpack in car
>sketchy neighborhood
>throw LCP in my pocket to retrieve backpack
>didn't zip backpack
>shit everywhere in back seat
>bent over scooping up papers
>get this creepy feeling like I'm being watched
>stand up and turn around
>homeless man sneaking up on his tip toes 10 ft behind me
>draw weapon
>homeless man shits himself
>says he's looking for "Bob" and thought I was him
>tell him to get lost

Don't know if this is considered "using" my CC but I don't leave home without it now.

>>32972259
>tfw she looks like a girl I used to know years and years ago

>>32982665
>people don't kill people they just rob them
>police trying to justify illegal behavior

nothing new 2 bee honest

>>32990140
>Trying this hard to elicit a response.

3/10, made me reply

>>32972401
gr8 b8 m8

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>>32979690
Don't remind me.

>>32986062
ignore the dogfuckers Anon
I would love to shoot a dog that doesn't respect pedestrians minding their own business, too.

There was a dog in my apartments who used to run up on me, just walking to check the mail.

I almost knifed the little nigger, luckily the owner yelled for it, and hasn't done it again.

This was the first time I was actually worried about a dog attacking me. I would have gutted the little nigger too; even if I got some bites for it.

[Letting a dog] Run up on a person minding their own business is NOT okay, and faggots who try to excuse it are also niggers.

Would have killed it without a detectable second thought

having to use your CC is a bad thing. it means that so much has gone wrong that you've been forced to move to your last resort. plan for the most catastrophic but unlikely event possible.

people should carry warm clothes and water in their cars for the same reason. the odds of you needing them are slim, but you sure would feel stupid for not having them if the need arose.

>>32992326
kinda agree, I would still have drawn my gun at this scenario though >>32980747

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>3:00 am leaving underground garage to go pick grill from visiting family
> stop at downtown gas station becasue I need a red bull to stay awake.
> sitting in car opening can
> crackhead see's me and runs over to open my door holding something in his hands
> I choose you: 400 lumens and a G19
> "Get the fuck away from my car before I fucking kill you"
> wild crack head flees

better to have it and not need it.....

>>32980747
sorry forgot to tag you in mine, very similar situation happened to me here
>>32992357

>>32991157
>you still replyed to his b8

>>32975011
Maybe your trash can should be outlawed. Obviously it only attracts undesirables

>>32992399
>if you reply to the b8 it wins

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>>32972213
It's pretty much a meme.
The odds that you'll ever have to use your ccw or home defense weapon is astronomically low.
Thank goodness it is though because god forbid any of us EVER have to use our firearms for self defense. There are a lot of autists out there though that will say otherwise and pray for someone to give them an excuse to draw their gun and play the "cowboy hero that saves the day."
It's ended badly for a few ccw holders out there that went looking for trouble or pursued it once they knew it was there.

>>32992357
>better to have it and not need it
This.

Despite what I posted >>32993786 I still believe that carrying a piece never hurts.

>>32993793
>a piece
idk why that phrase bothers me so much

>>32981946
Cats
>loud as fuck
>piss on everything permanently ruining it
>get in loud as fuck fights
>spread disease like no other
>kill off local animals

Dogs
>quiet if even remotly trained
>bark when intruder is present
>bark when door is knocked on
>10/10 security
>affectionate, and proven good for therapy

Other than weapons grade autism I can't fathom why you would be in favor of cats. Where's that anon who hunts ferals at? We need more of him.