/k/ related /mischief/

>>32969581
>Jew some old guy down at gunshow
>"let me go to the ATM"
>leave

>"hey dude can you send your ffl to this website"
>"yeah been thinking about placing an order"
>don't order anything

>yeah man i love your daughter. i wanna marry her.
>take a dick the same day

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>>32969581

>put a nugget on gunboker
>buy it now for $500
>it sells

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>>32969581
>buy prostate massager
>use it as a kubotan

>>32969952
Devilish

>>32969581

>buy AR
>don't put any accessories on it

>>32969581
You will all spend time in an afterlife purgatory where you will be forever surrounded by fat lumpy smelly fudds constantly spouting their fuddlore and fudd time range stories.
You will not be able to escape this as you will more or less be transplanted into the body of an actual fuddd and while you will be conscious of your prevoius life you will also become completely and intimatley aware of the fudds every little autistic thought and feeling.

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>take .308 Win rifle
>shoot 7.62x51 with it

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>32969581
friends and i notice gypsy camp opening close to village so we make gypsy dissappear and are awarded medal by glorious state police.
We use kalashnikov and broken bottle for the killing

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>>32970030
That's a violation of the NATO / SAAMI - NAP

>ordered from coldsteel
>without my mall ninja certifications

>>32969938
I'm going to try this

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>last week
>at crew-served range
>policing brass
>see deuce barrel
>obviously still hot
>see boot
>"hey man mind getting that for me"
>actually does it
>with his bare hands
>quickly releases it
>profanities follow
>gets it checked out by doc
>keks were had

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>lgs policy is you can only buy one value pack of .22lr per visit
>go up to the register with two
>they let me do it

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>start thread on /k/ with subtle racist undertones
>trigger /k/ err I mean reddit crossposters
>call them out for derailing thread
>I didn't even care about my thread

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>>32970359
>made that exact picture of Navy SEAL pepe
>those are actually Rangers in the background

>Be Finn Landi
>acquire Nukes
>Launch them at Russia
>No more vatnicks

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>Be at range.
>HK93.
>pop a few shots.
>ohyeah.jpg
>flip giggle switch.
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>fullauto.
>steel cases hit 3 people.
>mfw

>be Australian
>download Luty PDFs
P O R T A B L E
D E V I L I S H
F O R M A T

>>32972699
Lemme guess, it's illegal there.

>>32975548
Dude you can't even own Airsoft guns.
I understand that there are still Aussie gun owners, but fucking hell is that place fucked.

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>go to indoor range
>staff pisses me off by literally probing my rectum to make sure I don't have any steel core ammo
>go back the next week and sneak in m855

>go to range
>shoot without eye pro
I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT MY EYE OUT MOM! REEEEEEEE

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>>32969581
>be gun store cashier
>boy comes up to me with 9mm ammo
>tells me he's 18
>let him buy it

>7 years ago
>Shooting gun for first time, 80 year old 22 bolt action
>Fire several shots into dirt 15 feet away to see if I can see a cool dust cloud or hear a noise "like in the movies"
Dad wasn't happy.

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>range rules say no rifles at the pistol range
>magdump C308 into the pistol berms

>tannerite label says stay 100 meters away per pound of explosive
>shoot it from 20 yards away

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>go into gun store
>buy a gun

>>32969581

We get it, you're 18.

Nice leddit frog, fuckstick.

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>>32969581
I once shot a man in the ass after he turned around because he tried to car jack me but was no longer a threat
then I left the state and never heard about it again